Celebrity DeathMatch
By Arella and Gwen
The fight for the best ginger spice: Jessica against Arella
While the fight is going on Geri Hallowell enters the ring.Nick: Hey Johnny look who just entered the ring
Johnny: Why it’s the artist formally known as Ginger Spice
Geri: No, No you’re doing it all wrong... like this *she starts beating up the imposters*
While the fights going on Carson Daly enters the ring and announces that he will hug who ever wins the fight
*Geri kills both Jessica and Arella*
Carson: the winner is Geri-
All of the sudden Gwen screams "NO!!!!" and Arella comes back to life they conclude to beat Geri up
Johnny: Wow! Who’s that
Nick: It must be Gwen, a good friend of Arella.
Johnny: Well Jessica and Geri are dead but it looks like Gwen and Arella still have a flight to seattle (fight to settle)
CSM: I’m your father Carson.
Carson: oh uh cool…
Spender comes running into the ring screaming Noooo!!!!!!!! I’m the son of that evil man
Carson: I want to be his son
Spender and Carson start fighting
Fox drops from the lighting : I’m not his son but I want to fight you anyways
Nick: we’ve got quite a few flights to seattle
Johnny: But now a word from our sponsor
Ten thirteen little boy: I made this
Everyone stops I’ve heard that BEFORE
Chris Carter comes in: I know it’s 11:21
Vince Gillligan : No you Dumbo it’s ten`13 the company I’m president of
Carter and Gilligan fight it out both 'supposedly' dying
Arella and Gwen are still fighting Melvin comes out and says she is so hot Arella goes I’m hot too but then they both notices that Melvin is looking at Scully both Gwen and Arella go after her but fox sees Diana and runs over to her.
Meanwhile Scully says excuse me girls I got some serious butt to kick
Diana and Dana fight it out
Melvin and Langly get bored man we can’t hack into anything right now so lets fight it out to see who’s kung Fu is the best
Byers see Susan and says Susan!
Skinner is sitting next to her and suddenly realizes that Krychek is on the other side of her he pusses Susan into the ring to get rid of her and fights it out with Krychek
X runs to catch Susan but Byers says not this time buttmonkey excuse me big black man
Mills: running around saying let's get it on
Robert Patrick Model enters the ring and : Step aside or I’ll zonk you out stupid head finally my fox hunt will be over
Lisa Bowman: Robert your zipper’s undone
He rezipps his zipper but when he gets up fox shoots his neck
Dana now done with beating Diana’s ass goes and fights Lisa Bowman
All of the sudden one huge boy drops from the sealling and crushes almost everyone and says "Hey there’s dead people all over the place", "pass some up" another huge kid says "no they're mine, buttwipe." says the first kid. Then black oil enters his body and he falls dead killing everyone except Chris Carter who climbs up out of the pile and is anounced as the best Ginger Spice.
Johnny: Well nick that wraps it up
Nick: so many fights so little time
Johnny: see ya next time on Celebrity Death Match
GOOD FIGHT GOOD NIGHT!
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Maya: Um, well, that's my sister and her friends for you... the whole x-files thing came in because 'fight to settle' was mistyped as 'flight to seattle' (where x-files used to be filmed)... I guess it's funnier if you were there... an dif you acctually get all the x-files stuff...