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"The Perfector of Pain" Thunder Bull

King of Kings Tournament Semi-Finals, Ladder Match

Referee: Grant August

Writer: Adam Kelly

[A Place For My Head by Linkin Park starts to boom through the PA system, with no warning, the 'Perfector Of Pain' Thunder Bull runs out of the curtain with his gothic, glowing face paint. Bull changes his run down the entrance ramp to a reasonable jog, jumping slightly on his way as he slides right into the ring. Thunder Bull rises to the top-turnbuckle and starts to taunt. The fans love it.]

Peter Santos: The following contest is the second semi-final attraction of the evening. This match is scheduled as a Ladder Match! The only way that you can win this match is to set-up a ladder, climb it and collect the briefcase with the tournament finals contract in it, which is suspended on the wire, above the ring! Thus entering the finals of the tournament! Introducing first: From parts unknown, weighing in at a 275 pounds, 'The Perfector Of Pain' and the 'Lord Of Lightning', this is...Thunder Bull!

[The fans give a loud cheer for the semi-final competitor. All of a sudden, Enter Sandman by Metallica hits and blasts through the arena, the fans stand to they're feet and cheer loudly. Shiv walks through the thick, black curtain, waving his arms high in the air to the fans high-octane thrills. 'The Shivinator' runs down the ramp and jumps into the ring.]

Peter Santos: Introducing his opponent: From Miami, Florida, weighing in at 250 pounds. 'The Shivinator'...Shiv!

[The fans cheer once again as both combatants look up at the all-important briefcase.]

Sully: Well, this match is about to start! - And what a clash it looks to be!

JP: A Ladder Match, this is gonna be thrilling, two superstars, one ladder and one objective. To climb a tall ladder and retrieve that black briefcase, which has the contract waiting to be signed for the man to be officially in tonight's main event.

Sully: Not just a normal main event though JP!

JP: Indeed it is not. The main event is for the MWF World Heavyweight title!

Sully: ...Your forgetting something JP!

JP: Oh yeah! Of course! ...It's a Hell On Earth Match!

Sully: Just the name of the match brings me chills!

[The bell suddenly rings.]

JP: And now we're gonna start the match.

[Shiv runs at Thunder Bull straight away to open the match, but it's effectively countered by a veteran-style Head-Scissor takedown. The move allows Bull to nip-up and start the real offense on the body of Shiv.]

JP: Very well executed move there. Bull is a tall and heavy guy, but can pull off some unbelievable acrobatic moves.

[Shiv's being mounted by Thunder and being openly pummelled with some hooks and Bionic Elbows. The Lord Of Lightning's luck runs out though when he goes for a running Elbow Drop, Shiv nips-up this time and leaves Thunder Bull to eat canvas.]

Sully: Haha! That was great!

JP: Shiv moved and Thunder Bull got a face full of the ring.

[Shiv now hits a big Leg Drop on the spine of Thunder. Next picking him up and hitting a nice vertical-based Suplex.]

JP: Great move to wear down the back after the Leg Drop. Smart wrestling there by The Shivinator.

Sully: Oh, and look out! He's swivelled his legs around and there both on their feet again!

[Shiv got up, still attached to Bull in a Front Face Lock position, another Suplex is attempted, but The Perfector Of Pain slides over the top like a cat and lands on his feet. As Shiv turns around Bull spins and nails him in the face with a full-on Tornado Clothesline.]

JP: Huge Clothesline there by Thunder Bull! Using the counter as an opening for the striking attack.

[Thunder Bull delivers two well-placed Fist Drop's. Then goes to pick up Shiv, he does so and drags him over to the ropes. A grapple applied by Bull, overpowering the 250 pounder. He lifts up The Shivinator and drops him on the ropes, unfortunately for Bull, Shiv slips out and lands on the apron of the ring. He thrusts Thunder with his shoulder a few times before grappling-up and annihalating The Lord Of Lightning with an Exploder Suplex from the apron to the outside!]

Sully: Oh Hell! His neck's gotta be broken after that!

JP: Oh my God! An Exploder Suplex! That's gotta be one of the most dangerous moves in the business! ...And off the ring apron doesn't help one bit!

Sully: Both men are down, and the delay in that Suplex was just horrific to watch! ...But I like it! Haha!

JP: Sick, sick Sully.

Sully: Haha!

[Shiv makes his way slowly up, Thunder Bull is devastated, basically dead from the potential life-ending move. Shiv is now completely up, he literally limps a few steps and picks up a fifteen foot ladder, the biggest of the two, seeing as the other one stands at 10 foot. Shiv continues to slowly walk to the ring with the steel climbing-divice in his hands. He slides it in the ring as does himself. Just as he places the ladder in the centre of the ring, Thunder Bull is back up to his feet, regaining energy, well, at least enough to pull out four tables from under the ring!]

JP: Oh my! Four unforgiving tables pulled out from under the ring by the stunned Lord Of Lightning!

Sully: I came to see carnage tonight and it looks like i'm getting it now!

JP: Sometimes Sully, you really do worry me.

Sully: Who cares what you think JP!? Certainly not me!

JP: Bah!

[Shiv is halfway up the ladder as Thunder Bull stacks one of the four tables, he quickly gets into the ring and climbs the other side of the ladder. Now both men are at the top!]

JP: Thunder is now back in the ring!

Sully: ...And their both at the top of the 15 foot high ladder!

[Both men pummel eachother with hard shots to the head and face, Shiv stumbles and is knocked down! Each step down Shiv smacks his jaw on! - Blood now emits from the lower facial area of The Shivinator!]

JP: Oh God! Blood has been shed and that's gotta be painful!

Sully: His jaw and face hit almost every step on the way down! Now he's lying on his back and bleeding! Yahoo!

[Thunder slips down a few steps too, but is still on the steel structure. He climbs once again to the very top and looks up at the briefcase.]

JP: It's over, Thunder Bull is going to the main event...

Sully: Yup.

[Suddenly Thunder looks down at Shiv...and shakes his head! He shouts the words "Not yet" and leaps from the ladder! The Impulse from the top of the fifteen foot ladder!]

Sully: Ahhhhhhh!

JP: Look out Shiv!

[Shiv gets up though at the nick of time. Using the ropes to help himself up from the pool of his own blood. The Perfector Of Pain, Thunder Bull hits The Impulse on to nothing but the top rope! He springs back on his own back and slams face first into the pool of Shiv's blood!]

JP: Christ almighty!

Sully: It went wrong for Bull! He's now broken in half on the canvas!

[Shiv tries to use the mistake by Bull to get some offense in but just collapses to his back.]

Sully: He's too worn out to start fighting now, whilst Bull's down he's gotta take this break.

JP: I agree with you for once Sully, but how injured is Thunder Bull? Shiv can't be physically useless for too long.

[Both men are now down with the ladder collapsing to the ring. 4 things now in the ring: Blood, a fallen ladder and the battered bodies of the two MWF superstars.]

JP: This is like a car wreck out here, we may need the EMT's...

Sully: ...Wait a minute! It's!...Dom Stoate! The GM! Yay! The General Manager is here to sort this match out!

JP: Ohhh please...Not this retarded General Manager. Sorry folks at home, but I can assure you that the sight of Dom is the downfall of this pay-per-view!

Sully: Show some respect JP! ...For the master, the genius!

JP: Shut up Sully, just shut...up!

[General Manager Stoate smiles at the ring's bearing carnage and circles it a few times. He suddenly stops and grabs a steel chair! He slides into the ring!]

Dom Stoate: Screw you Shiv!

JP: What!?

Sully: Eat it!

[Stoate smashes the back of Shiv multiple times with the steel weapon, smiling at every shot.]

JP: For the second time, Stoate has screwed-over Shiv!

Sully: The master of upsets has spoken! Through force!

JP: Wait a minute!...

[Vendetta by Citizen Smith slices through the PA system, a familliar figure comes running down the ring with handcuffs!]

JP: It's Adam The Righteous!

Sully: Yes! He's coming to aid Stoate! I knew it!

[The fans boo Adam almost out of the building.]

JP: What's ATR doing here though!? He left this company!

Sully: He must be back, and i'm lovin' it!

JP: Damn it Adam!

[Adam The Righteous climbs into the ring slowly. General Manager Stoate looks astounded because of his return to the federation. Dom laughs and so does the Righteous One. Adam tells Stoate to hold the chair-shots for a moment. Peter Santos is then called by Stoate to give Adam a microphone, he does. Adam starts to speak.]

Adam The Righteous: Well...You've guessed it! - I'm back!

[The fans jeer with a tingling echo.]

Adam The Righteous: Dom...

Dom Stoate: Yes Mr. Righteous?

Adam The Righteous: Vendetta means more than just a word in my theme song!

Dom Stoate: Huh?

[Adam takes the chair and clocks Dom in the face! The fans go wild! Cheering for him, suddenly screaming his name.]

Sully: WHAT!?

JP: I can't believe it! Adam's got a vendetta against Dom! He's back and has just pushed Stoate aside!

Sully: WHAT!? WHAT!?...WHAT!?

JP: Adam The Righteous is indeed back with vengeance here at Vacation!

Adam The Righteous: I'll do better without you Dom, you rat bastard!

[Adam stomps on Stoate, then pushes him out of the ring. Stoate hits the floor back-first. Adam picks him up to reveal that Dom is bleeding!]

JP: Adam has stood up for this company on his return tonight! He has done what I don't think anyone has ever done, and that is to stand-up against Stoate physically!

Sully: I...I can't believe this! These two were partners in business!

JP: Well you can consider that contract...terminated!

[Adam holds Dom against a ring post and handcuffs him to bottom rope!]

Sully: Noooo!

JP: Ahahaha!

[The fans go beserk for the Righteous One!]

JP: This is great!

[Now Shiv and Thunder Bull are brawling near the ropes. Big shot by Bull, knocking Shiv over the ropes with the Clothesline. Both wrestlers are now on the side placed with Stoate, Adam and the four tables.]

JP: It's a mess down there!

Sully: Ohh, oooh...ooohohoh...

[Thunder Bull picks up Shiv and hits a Jaw Breaker. The Shivinator is stunned and swings around dazed, meanwhile Thunder Bull hops up to the apron and leaps! Beautiful Hurracanrana from the apron to Shiv and the floor!]

JP: Whoa! High-impact Hurracanrana!

[Both superstars brawl on the floor, exchanging blow-after-blow of gutwrenching shots. Shiv pushes Thunder away and both make it to their feet. Adam The Righteous looks on at the match, enjoying it from the side of the ring, next to Dom Stoate; who is still attached to the bottom rope!]

JP: Looking at Stoate now just makes me laugh!

Sully: SHUT-UP JP!

[Shiv delivers a churning Cutter on the concrete as the crowd gasp. He gets up quick and stacks up the remaining three tables. It's a base of two tables, and stacked on top are the other two.]

JP: Structure of destruction now. Four stacked tables. A view just waiting to be broken.

[Thunder Bull uses a segment of the crowd barrier to hoist himself back to his feet, he snatches the ladder and kicks The Shivinator right in the face, Shiv falls back on the concrete, but as he falls he sweeps up Thunder Bull who falls down face-first on to the ladder he was just holding!]

Sully: I can't speak anymore JP, i've had enough.

JP: Go on...cry.

[Both Shiv and Thunder Bull get back in the ring at basically the same time, they both start to ascend the 15 foot tall steel ladder.]

JP: Every man for himself now!

[Thunder Bull and Shiv battle on the ladder. Down below, to the outside of the ring, Adam The Righteous releases Stoate, he forces him on to one of the four tables, then beats him down to bare conciousness.]

Sully: Damn it! I thought he was gonna let him go! Damn you Adaaam!

[Thunder Bull uses a sly rake to the eyes which knocks Shiv off guard. Shiv get's turned around on the ladder top and positioned carefully...]

JP: What's this?

[The Lord Of Lightning throws Shiv off the 15 foot steel ladder with a thunderous trademark Powerbomb! The Shivinator crashes out of the ring and through the four stacked tables! - Crushing the GM during his fall!]

Sully: NOOOOOOOO! He's dead!

JP: Whaa! Huge Powerbomb...off the ladder! Through the tables and right in the black heart of Stoate!

Sully: God...damn Bull!

[The Perfector Of Pain reaches up to the briefcase and grabs it. He falls down a few steps but gradually opens the case, he gets the pen and signs the contract. Then...the bell rings.]

JP: And it's over. Thunder Bull is going to the final!

Peter Santos: Here is your winner, and now in the final of the tournament: Thunder...Bull!

Sully: I hope Thunder Bull get's what he deserves in the main event! That Hell On Earth match will be horrific and I hope Bull doesn't survive!

JP: Well, Shiv is out cold, and so is Stoate. A great, brutal match-up as the finals of tonight are set.

[Adam The Righteous claps Thunder Bull out of the ring, and just laughs at the fallen General Manager!]

JP: Time for a commercial break. We'll be right back.

[The camera fades to the MWF logo then an advertisement for the company.]

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