versus

"King Of The World" Lee "Razor" Watson

MWF Xtreme Championship Match

Referee: Chris Forrest

Writer: Johnifon Richardson

JP: Well a few weeks ago, Anarkist defeated our Commissioner, Insane Wayne for the Xtreme TitleÖ

Sully: But when Anarkist had gained the win it was obvious that he didnt really want the title.

JP: And who was there to pick up the pieces, none other than The Hobo.

Sully: Let's take you back a few weeks ago.

JP: What the....

Sully: It's that wretched Hobo!

[The Hobo scampers into the ring, he cautiously eyes Anarkist who is still roaring at the crowd with the sledgehammer held aloft. Anarkist swings around with the sledgehammer to give the MWF Xtreme Championship another blow.....but brings the sledgehammer down on empty canvas. Anarkist looks confused as he draws the sledgehammer up, he looks across and The Hobo is standing on the other side of the ring with the MWF Xtreme Championship clutched to his chest. Anarkist raises an eyebrow, and the crowd explodes with cheers as The Hobo gives Anarkist the middle finger before darting through the ropes and hot footing it up the entrance ramp with the MWF Xtreme Championship in tow.]

JP: That wretched Hobo?

Sully: It was a spare of the moment thing!

JP: Anyway, after winning the title in some, ìdifferentî circumstances, Hobo as proved that he is a fighting champion when winning a timed match a week or so ago.

Sully: True JP. I didnít think he was going to walk out of the match with the Xtreme title facing people like Shiv and Eddie Benoit.

JP: True, True.

Sully: Well were ready!

[The lights dim slightly in the arena as Peter Santos stands straight in the middle of the ring with a microphone in his hand. The fans are cheering as the strobe lights flicker through the arena.]

Peter Santos: Ladies and Gentlemen, The Following Contest is for the MwF Xtreme Championship and is scheduled for one fall!

[Suddenly the lights dim in the arena as "My Way" By Limp Bizkit hits the P.A system as the undefeated Razor heads down to the ring, he walks down to an onslaught of boos as he eagerly makes his way down to the ring, he reaches the bottom as fans hurl abuse at him as he rolls in the ring and begins to taunt the crowd.]

JP: Razor is looking confident.

Sully: The guy wins one match and he thinks he is KING!

Peter Santos: Ladies and gentlemen please welcome the challenger, from Scotland, weighing in at 275lb, the self proclaimed King of the world, Debt Hitters member, Lee "Razor" Watson.

[The fans boo as "One of a Can" hits the P.A system as the reigning MWF Xtreme Champion makes his way down to the ring, he takes the title from around his waist as he begins to walk down to the ring, holding the title in the air, he reaches the bottom of the ring as he stands outside starring into the eyes of Razor.]

Peter Santos: Please welcome from parts unknown, weighing in at 213lbs, he is the MWF Xtreme Champion, The Hobo!

[The hobo quickly drops the title and rolls into the ring squaring off, face to face with Razor. Hobo smiles as he turns, turning back around connecting with a right hand to the face of Razor, Razor stumbles back as he feels for blood around his mouth he looks at Hobo who is smiling as he charges at Hobo knocking him down with a clothesline. Hobo bounces back to his feet as he charges at Razor who looks for another clothesline as Hobo ducks, as he bounces off the ropes and takes down Razor at the knee! Hobo goes for a quick cover on Razor. 1....2, Kick out by Razor. Hobo stands to his feet as the fans begin to cheer him around the arena.]

JP: The fans are totally backing Hobo here!

Sully: I have know idea why, he is a wretched fool!

JP: There you again with the wretched, just leave him alone!

Sully: No.

[Razor is getting to his feet as Hobo backs into the ropes bouncing towards Razor as he kicks him in the gut, Razor falls onto his back as Hobo leg drops Razor across his neck, Hobo goes for another cover, 1...2 Kick out by Razor again.]

JP: Hobo close to picking up the win there!

Sully: No that wretched fool wasn't!

JP: Will you stop saying wretched!

Sully: Wretched, wretched, wretched

JP: How immature of you Sully.

[Hobo rolls out of the ring and looks under the ring, he brings out a trash can. He rolls back into the ring as Razor smashes his clenched hands into Hoboís back. Razor picks up the trash can and crushes it into the head of Hobo, Hobo rolls out of the ring falling to the floor, Razor drops the trash can and also rolls out of the ring, he grabs Hobo by his graying hair as he throws him into the steel steps, Hobo holds his back in pain as a mighty laugh is heard from Razor.]

Sully: Go Razor! Beat the Wretched fool!

Sully: Nothing to say JP?

[Razor approaches Hobo as he hits a sly low blowÖ]

JP: Everything is legal!

Sully: That can destroy a mans manhood!

[Razor is clutching his ìbitsî as Hobo rolls into the ring, Razor gingerly attempts to roll into the ring as he attempts to Hobo hits a sliding kick to the face of Razor, Hobo rolls out of the ring as he begins to remove the monitors and things from the announce table.]

Sully: I told you he was a wretched fool! Heís trying to steal our monitors!

JP: Shut up Sully.

[Hobo stands up Razor and attempts to put him on the announce table, but Razor fights back with right hands to the face of Hobo, Hobo I stunned as Razor throws him back in the ring, Razor stands behind Hobo stalking him as Hobo gets to his feet and turns into Razor who hits an even flow DDT. Razor rolls out of the ring, and forces Peter Santos to stand to get his chair. Razor grabs the chair and rolls back into the ring. He lays the chair on Hobo and goes up to the top turnbuckle.]

Sully: What are you doing Razor you fool, stay on the mat!

JP: Anyone else you wanna call a fool?

Sully: Yeah you JP you fool!

[Razor leaps off the top turnbuckle as Hobo quickly gets to his feet with the chair in his hand as he smashes Razor in the face whilst he is in mid air.]

JP: Thats gotta be it!

Sully: Wretched canít win!

[Hobo drops the chair and stumbles across to Razor as he goes for the cover, 1...2..... Kick out, just be Razor, Hobo is in disbelief as Hobo rolls out of the ring, from under the ring he pulls out a ladder and a table, he rolls them both in the ring and follows them, as Razor is still down on the floor. Hobo puts the table into the middle of the ring and the ladder he keeps in his hands as he waits for Razor to get to his feet, Hobo swings the ladder at the head of Razor connecting knocking him into the corner of the ring, Hobo runs across hitting A German Suplex close to the table.]

Sully: Come on Razor!

JP: Nothing like being bias eh Sully?

Sully: Shut up JP.

JP: No... Hobo as the advantage in this match so far ladies and gentlemen.

Sully: No he doesn't

JP: Look in the ring Sully! For gods sake!

[Hobo goes for the cover on Razor 1....2... Kick out just again by Razor. Hobo stands Razor to his feet as Razor swings his arm chopping Hobo across the chest; he does this repeatedly as Hobo's chest goes cherry red!]

Sully: Razor is fighting back!

[Razor Irish whips Hobo into the corner of the ring with great power as Hobo bounces off falling to the floor, Razor gets Hobo to his feet as he grabs him around the neck..]

Sully: Heís going to finish him with the choke slam.

[Razor lifts Hobo into the air, as Hobo is trying to free himself but Razor is proving to be to strong, Hobo is fighting kicking and punching Razor who isnt giving in, Hobo connects with the groin of Razor who falls on one knee dropping Hobo who manages to pull off a missile dropkick to the face of Razor, Hobo falls to the floor awkwardly gasping for air as Razor falls into the corner of the ring. Both men are down as a ìhoboî chant starts to echo throughout the arena giving the Xtreme Champion a boost, he stands to his feet as he charges towards Razor with a knee to the face.]

JP: Razor is going down!

[Hobo picks up Razor in the corner of the ring and sits him on the turnbuckle, Hobo climbs up with him, as he sets him up for a suplex, as both me slip and fall inside the ring.]

Sully: They both slipped!

JP: Both men might be badly hurt!

[Hobo grabs his neck in pain as Razor canít lie on his back because of the agonizing pain. Hobo uses the erect ladder as Razor uses the other side of the ladder; Hobo punches Razor knocking him to the floor as he beings to ascend the ladder, as does Razor. They are both at the top of the ladder as they exchange right hands at a deadly height. Hobo gets the advantage as Razor holds on with one hand.]

Sully: No, no, no not this!

[Hobo hits him one last time as Razor nearly lets go and Hobo stops him by grabbing him around the head.]

Sully: What?!

JP: I think I know whats coming!

Sully: What?!

JP: The Bo cutter!

[Hobo smiles at Razor as he hits the Hobo Cutter from the top of the ladder through the table before, Razor is totally knocked out as Hobo manages to roll his arm over Razor as referee Chris Forrest counts, 1...2....3! The bell rings]

Peter Santos: Here is your winner and still MWF Xtreme Champion, The Hobo!

[Hobo is helped to his feet by the referee and his hand rose in victory as he is handed the Xtreme Title as he falls to the ground in fatigue.]

JP: What a match!

Sully: That wretched Hobo won!

JP: I'll make you a bet that you can say wretched again for the rest of the night!

Sully: Ok

[Hobo climbs out of the ring as suddenly someone comes through the crowd within a blink of the eye as they throw Hobo back into the ring!]

Sully: Its Shiv, sort out that wretched Hobo!!!

JP: You said after I said I bet you can say it, like 10 seconds ago!

[Shiv stalks Hobo who is getting to his feet as Hobo turns; Shiv kicks him in the mid section and hits a powerful Even flow DDT. Shiv gets to his feet as the fans cheer The Twisted Vizion name. Hobo looks at Razor who is getting to his feet, he helps him to his feet as he Irish whips him into the corner of the ring, Shiv places him on the turnbuckle, runs to the opposite side and charges back hitting the Shivinator off the turnbuckle.]

JP: Shiv as decimated everyone!

Sully: Is this a sign of things to come in his match with Eddie Benoit?

JP: No idea... but what is the reason for this attack?

[JP is cut off by "My Sacrifice" By Creed hits the P.A system as the Twisted Vizion Commissioner appears on the titan tron as Shiv stares up at team/stable mate Wayne.]

Peter Santos: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome, your Commissioner, Insane Wayne!

[Wayne thanks Peter for the announcement as he speaks.]

Commissioner Wayne: Well that was quite a beating you gave them two then Shiv, I am very impressed, and you know how hard it is to impress me, and I think you should be awarded for impressing me. But I can just give you an Xtreme Title shot because people like Dom Stoate would piss and moan to his hearts content, but there is a compromise.

[Shiv looks puzzled in the ring.]

Commissioner Wayne: June 7th A number one contenders match for the chance to face the Hobo for the MwF Xtreme Title.

[The fans cheer loudly]

Commissioner Wayne: But, I have to make things interesting and whats best for business, you realize that right Shiv?

[Shiv nods his head in the middle of the ring.]

Commissioner Wayne: And I also have to please the fans, so Monday 7th of June will see, Twisted Vizion member Shiv!

[The Crowd cheers]

Commissioner Wayne: Versus Dent Hitters member Razor!

[The crowd cheers at the announcement of the match!]

Commissioner Wayne: Whoa, I havent finished, versus Eddie Benoit, in a triple threat elimination match!

[Shiv stands shocked in the middle of the ring.]

Commissioner Wayne: Oh, but I havent finished yet, and the special guest referee for that contest will be.... The MWF Xtreme Champion, The Hobo.

[The Crowd are in disbelief as Shiv smiles in the middle of the ring before taking another shot at Hobo in the ring, Wayne smiles as "My Sacrifice" by Creed hits the P.A system as Wayne fades to the back and Shiv stands in the middle of the ring amongst the carnage.]

JP: What an announcement from Wayne

Sully: Wayne doesn't like Hobo to I can tell!

JP: Whether he likes him or not, he is the MWF Xtreme Champion!

Sully: But maybe not for long.

JP: Lets take a commercial break to clear out the ring.

--- Commercial Break ---