Jakk Hollow versus Justin Sane, Cage
Match
[The crowd are going wild as the cage is being lowered from the
ceiling of the arena, this is not your standard sports entertainment
cage, this is not wire mesh, this is made in a steel criss-cross
pattern and it has no roof, no supports in the corners, this is an
old school cage.]
JP: Look at it Sully, someone tonight is
going to scale that cage, and heaven forbid because I couldn't do
it.
Sully: Twenty-two feet of solid steel, cross
hatched to form an impenetrable barrier that will surround the
ring.
JP: No way in, and the only way out is to
climb, climb that cage like you have never climbed it before....and
don't look down.
Sully: The only man looking down tonight is
going to be Jakk Hollow when he climbs that cage and claims the
important victory over Justin Sane.
JP: That devious General Manager, Fozzy, is
going to have something to do with what happens out there.
Sully: No doubt he will, but all is fair in
love and war.
[The cage is now locked in position around the ring, a mountain of
steel with a very small door to allow the wrestlers in, no referee
will be present inside the cage.]
JP: With no referee inside, this could be
one of the most brutal matches of all time.
Sully: I can't help but get a good feeling
when I see that cage, and read the rules of this match, thank god
that pinning and submissions are outlawed, this is the old school,
you got to climb it to win.
Peter Santos: Your attention please ladies and gentlemen, this
match is an old school cage match, no pinfalls, no submissions, the
only way to win this match is to scale the cage wall and reach the
floor on the other side.
[The crowd erupt after this announcement, and cameras flash as
photos are taken of the cage.]
Peter Santos: Your first competitor, he weighs in at 307 lbs.
and stands at around 7'0", The Insane One, Justin Sane!
[The crowd leap to their feet as "As Soon As I Get Home" by Tupac
Shakur hits the PA system and Justin Sane comes quickly out from
behind the curtain, taunting to the fans as he makes his way down the
entrance way.]
Sully: Justin Sane, JP, you never shut up
about this guy.
JP: And for good reason, he is an amazing
talent and will not be stopped out there tonight.
Sully: But surely being a big man it is
really going to be inevitable that he can't climb that cage tonight,
he has to pull three hundred pounds of fat up and over that
cage.
JP: And there isn't a soul in the world that
can stop him.
Sully: Oh watch out, Sane's got a
mike.
[Justin Sane has taken the mike from Peter Santos, he is standing
at the entrance way to the cage, he looks up at the steel structure,
his eyes wide and his face full of fear and excitement and he speaks
slowly into the microphone.]
Sane: This mountain.....of steel...I want to
climb it, and I will climb it. They [he points to the crowd
who respond to him with a huge cheer] they,
you, want to climb this, you want to get inside it and nothing is
going to stop us. Too far....too high that is what you all say, but
it will never be too high when you know in your heart that you can do
it. [Justin Sane turns to the entrance way.]
JP: He's pumped, look at his eyes
Sully!
Sully: He has the look of a madman, Jakk
Hollow is going to have to go all out tonight, and I'm sure he
can.
JP: Too far some say is what this match is,
a cage? How can three hundred pounds climb a cage but I tell you,
this man is going to do it tonight.
Sane: Jakk Hollow! Jakk Fucking Hollow! You
deny me the right to compete in the Xtreme Title Final, you victimise
me, you ridicule me, but whenever I say anything to you then you hide
your face...well tonight is when you stop hiding your face!
[The crowd are looking to the entrance way, Justin Sane has
stepped inside the cage and he climbs into the ring and turns back to
face the entrance way.] Tonight Jakk Hollow is
the night when you show yourself, when General Manager Fozzy can no
longer be on your side, tonight Jakk Hollow, is going to be
insane!
[The crowd erupt with jeers as "Fallen Angel" by Rusty rips
through the PA system and Jakk Hollow comes striding out from the
entrance curtain, General Manager Fozzy running behind him, trying to
drag him back, Jakk Hollow pushes Fozzy away and takes a mike.]
Hollow: Sane! I've heard enough of your
drivel, you say I hide my face, well what am I doing now, I'm out
here to give you the fight of your life, don't bother announcing my
name and weight, because you all know who I am, I am the Fallen Angel
and tonight Sane you are going to fall before me!
Sane: Fall....I shall never fall.
Hollow: This is one fight too far for you
Sane, you couldn't even beat Sam King! Now I'm going to walk down
this entrance way....step inside that cage...and we're going to
fight, just me and you, you and me, alone, man to man, one on
one...
Sully: This is really building now, can you
feel it JP?
[There is a hushed silence across the crowd as Jakk Hollow strides
down the entrance way, Sane's gaze is fixed upon Hollow and Hollow is
returning the gaze, General Manager Fozzy stands shaking his head at
the top of the entrance way as Jakk Hollow steps inside the cage and
the door is slammed shut behind him, and locked, not once, but
twice.]
JP: They're in....no way out now.
[Justin Sane stands on one side of the ring....Jakk Hollow is now
in the ring and he stands on the other side, the silence is almost
defeaning, Jakk Hollow throws his microphone down....Justin Sane
drops his down with a deafening scream from the PA system....the two
men stand, just twelve feet away from each other, slowly but surely
pacing towards each other. The crowd begin to build in noise until
just two feet seperates the two men, the crowd are roaring as they
both take a step forward and they are nose to nose, sweating brow to
sweating brow....a smile is across both mens face. The crowd go
absolutly wild as the first punch is thrown and Justin Sane launches
himself forward at Jakk Hollow and sweeps with a right hand, Hollow
comes back with a left and the two men trade blows as the crowd roar
on Justin Sane.]
Sully: My God! This is fantastic and we
haven't even started yet!
[Hollow grabs Sane and whips him into the ropes, Sane catches
himself on the ropes and swings his body back towards Hollow and
catches him with his raised leg, the big boot suprises Hollow and he
drops to his knees, Justin Sane drops himself onto the neck of Jakk
Hollow sending the Fallen Angel to the mat, Sane taunts to the fans
as Jakk Hollow gets to his feet and Justin Sane backs off slightly,
Jakk Hollow stands and offers his hand in a show of strength to
Justin Sane.]
JP: Just who is the stronger man?
Sully: Hollow wins hands down, Justin Sane
is just a lanky weakling.
JP: Weakling, if he is so weak why don't you
get in the ring and fight him?
Sully: I can't...there is a cage in the
way.
[The men are locked in a tussle, both pushing trying to force the
other onto the back foot, Sane is using his weight advantage and he
backs Jakk Hollow into the corner, Hollow uses his smaller height to
swing a few quick jabs into the ribs of Justin Sane, the crowd roar
as Sane counters a Hollow DDT but pushing Hollow into the turnbuckle,
Hollow slumps on the turnbuckle with his back to Justin Sane. Justin
Sane grabs Hollow from behind and the crowd cheer as he back suplexes
him, Hollow goes flying back and lands on his back, Justin Sane gets
to his feet and looks down on Hollow who is clutching his neck.]
JP: I think Justin Sane may have just
injured Jakk Hollow there...
Sully: Rubbish, Jakk Hollow isn't
injured!
[Sane grabs Jakk Hollow by the neck and locks in a sleeper hold,
Jakk Hollow screams with pain as the arm of Justin Sane is held to
his throat, the crowd roaring as Jakk Hollow who knows he can't get
to the ropes as it won't count struggles for air, Sane is holding
onto the hold as Hollow kicks and thrashes with his feet, Hollow
manages to hook a foot on the ropes and he flings himself back at
Sane, but Sane rolls over and wraps his legs around the legs of
Hollow meaning Hollow cannot move, slowly but surely Hollow is being
choked out....the crowd cheering as Sane finally releases the hold
and Hollow collapses to the mat, Sane looks up at the cage and
mutters something to himself.]
JP: He's going to go for it!
Sully: Come on Jakk, get up!
[Hollow is out as Justin Sane climbs out of the ring and grabs
hold of the cage and begins to climb it, slowly but surely he places
his foot on the steel girders and begins his asscent, Hollow is
motionless in the ring....Sane is a quarter of the way up the cage,
climbing steadily always looking to the top and never looking back,
in the ring Hollow begins to stir to the annoyance of the crowd who
cheer even louder for the Insane One.]
JP: Justin Sane is going to do it! He has to
do it!
[Jakk Hollow has come around, and he looks up to see Justin Sane
about half way up the cage, Sane looses his footing and just for a
second it looks as if he is going to plummet downwards around eleven
feet but he hangs on for dear life and manages to position his feet
back on the steel. Jakk Hollow runs to the side of the cage and
frantically begins to climb, Sane looks down and he sees Hollow
beginning to climb.]
Sully: That's it...Sane isn't going to make
it now, Jakk Hollow can climb this cage faster than The Insane
One.
JP: Don't count Sane out of it yet.
[The crowd are going crazy as Hollow is gaining on Justin Sane,
Sane is now three quarters of the way up the cage and approaching the
top, Hollow has just passed half way and is showing no sign of
stopping, the crowd are chanting for Sane as Hollow is getting nearer
and nearer to the leg of Sane, Sane jabs downwards with his foot
whilst trying to climb, it's getting desperate as Sane has one hand
on the girder below the top, he is almost there....Hollow reaches for
Sane's leg and grabs it, Sane roars and thrusts downwards, Hollow
loses his balance but manages to grab onto the other leg of Sane,
Hollow's feet are suspended in the air as Sane is left clinging onto
the second girder from the top with all 275 pounds of Jakk Hollow on
his legs!]
JP: Oh no....oh no......
Sully: Too high...
[The cameras flash as Sane can't hold on any longer, time seems to
stand still as Sane's hand lets go, he is left with just one hand,
Hollow is trying to swing and grab hold of the cage with his feet but
this just weakens Sane's grip, the second hand lets go and both men
for a second are in the air, but with a blink of an eye they are
plummeting, within seconds the two men crash into the ring, Sane
landing on his knee and Hollow on his shoulder, Hollow rolls and
bounces over to the turnbuckle, Sane just lays still, both men are
motionless as the crowd soak up what has happened, a hush goes over
the arena.]
JP: I was hoping this wouldn't
happen....here comes trouble!
[General Manager Fozzy is striding down the ramp with medical
officer Tom Holliday.]
Sully: The saviour is here!
JP: He's going to ruin everything as
always!
[Tom Holliday is being dragged by the General Manager, they reach
the cage and Fozzy shouts at the referee to open the cage, referee
Grant August shakes his head, Fozzy shouts at him again but again
Grant shakes his head, Fozzy grabs Grant by the shirt and forces him
up against the steel shouting into his face.]
JP: That no good! He's assaulting one of the
most senior referees in the business!
Sully: He pays Grant's wages, so why can't
he?
[The crowd are jeering loudly, although a resounding chant of
'Justin Sane! Justin Sane!' is beginning to go around the arena,
slowly but surely it grows louder and Fozzy turns to look at the
crowd, all three thousand fans seem to be screaming in unison,
'Justin Sane! Justin Sane!']
JP: Wow...can you hear that?
Sully: No what?
JP: They're all shouting for Justin Sane,
come on Sully, cheer with me, thats it, JUSTIN SANE! JUSTIN
SANE!
Sully: Oh shut up JP!
JP: JUSTIN SANE! JUSTIN SANE!
[Fozzy's face is filled with shock as everywhere he looks there is
a fan roaring the name of the man who's career he has been trying to
destroy, the crowd almost hit the roof as President Edward Walker is
standing in the entrance way, he has sneaked out while the crowd were
sidetracked, and the noise cranks up a notch as the MWF President
slowly walks down the entrance way....General Manager Fozzy's face is
panic stricken, Tom Holliday and Grant August scarper as the
President stops half way down the entrance ramp, a microphone in his
hand, his hand is trembling with rage.]
Ed: Too high....too far....Fozzy! Too far
for you this is, get back to your office! Why am I disturbed from
watching an amazing match, why? Because of your face appearing
everytime it gets interesting!
[Fozzy just spits in the Presiden't direction, the crowd seeing
this as a direct insult jeer at Fozzy, Ed's face lightens slightly as
if struck by an idea.]
Ed: Open the cage! We're going in...
JP: What is he crazy!
Sully: He's really lost his marbles this
time, get this man his pension!
JP: Why the hell does Prez Ed want to get
inside that cage?
[Grant August unlocks the cage door, and it swings open, Fozzy
turns and steps inside the cage, Jakk Hollow and Justin Sane are both
slowly stirring, Ed sprints down the entrance way and charges into
the cage, Fozzy turns and is met by Ed's fist to his face, Fozzy goes
flying into the ring apron and Ed lfits him up and rolls him into the
ring. Justin Sane is the first to come around, and he groggily looks
up to see the MWF's President and General Manager brawling in the
corner.]
Sully: Sweet jesus....this night can't get
any crazier.
[The crowd are loving it as Justin Sane gets to his feet, shakily
he stands, Jakk Hollow is gasping for breath by the ropes, Justin
Sane sees that GM Fozzy has Ed in the corner, he is slapping the MWF
President across the face and screaming something at the some time,
Justin Sane comes up behind the General Manager.]
JP: Here we go!
[Justin Sane taps Fozzy on the shoulder....and the General Manager
stops attacking Ed, he slowly but surely turns around and looks
straight into the eyes of a maddened Justin Sane.]
Sully: Justin Sane is going to kill
him....Jakk Hollow save your General Manager!
[Jakk Hollow is slumped on the ropes, his shoulder is at a
ridiculous angle from his neck and he is wincing with pain, Fozzy is
still staring into the eyes of Justin Sane....Sane smiles and backs
away, Fozzy seems to breath a sigh of relief until Sane grabs him and
lifts him up and General Manager Fozzy recieves the Meltdown, the
ring shakes as he impacts with the mat...the crowd arms in the air
scream with delight, Justin Sane turns to Prez Ed, the MWF President
looks at his wrestler and he extends his hand to him, Sane takes it
and the crowd explode, Justin Sane turns to Jakk Hollow.]
JP: Look at Jakk Hollow's shoulder!
Sully: Oh god.....it's horrendous.
[Justin Sane walks over to Jakk Hollow...he simply grabs the
shoulder of Jakk Hollow and squeezes it, Hollow drops to the mat in
agony, his shoulder now looking more broken than ever. The door to
the cage is locked, and Justin Sane looks up again at the cage, he
looks at the place in the ring where he fell, he sees the sweat patch
and a look of determination crosses his face, Prez Ed cheers him on
as Justin Sane again starts the climb, the crowd roaring his name as
he places foot onto girder, like a mountain climber and slowly but
surely he winches himself up, all the time looking down to Prez Ed
who roars him on.....half way.....three quarters, three hundred
pounds of Justin Sane drags himself up the cage, getting the most
tremendous support from the crowd, finally Sane's hand slaps atop the
last girder and he winches himself up to sit on top of the cage, he
looks down and swings his leg over and begins the climb down.]
JP: Yes! Justin Sane has done it, Justin
Sane is going to win this match right here at Comeback!
Sully: It can't be...he doesn't deserve to
win this match, Jakk Hollow's been crippled!
JP: Cripple Hollow...he deserves everything
he got, and so does General Manager Fozzy.
[Justin Sane is most of the way down the outside of the cage,
Grant August has opened up the door and President Edward Walker steps
out of the cage, he turns and applauds Justin Sane as he drops the
last few metres to the floor, he lands and raises his arms in the air
as the crowd respond with huge cheers.]
Peter Santos: And your winner of this contest, Justin Sane!
JP: What an incredible match that was,
absolutly stunning, two fine young wrestlers really gave it their all
and the best came out on top.
Sully: Just because he won this match does
not mean he won this war, its all war you know.
JP: Many victories win wars Sully, and
Justin Sane has won a fair few of them over the past month with Jakk
Hollow.
Sully: Jakk Hollow got the win the other
week you old fool.
JP: Only because of GM Fozzy.
Sully: Speaking of GM Fozzy, he didn't come
to the rescue of his young wrestler out there, now even I am doubting
his respectability when he doesn't do that.
JP: See Prez Ed would have done...if he were
in that position.
Sully: We already had this arguement
earlier...and we are not having it again.
JP: Almost Main Event time, I can't wait
Sully, No Disqualification it's going to be a match to savour.
Sully: I've heard big things about tonight
and so far it has lived up to its billing and Anarkist is going to
take it into hyperdrive.
JP: Of course he is, how can he fail when he
is in the ring with Ross Allen, every MWF event needs a Ross
Allen.
Sully: Ross Allen, he's so great, bloody
waste of space if you ask me, unlike Anarkist who is a young star
just waiting to really shine.
JP: I think he's already reached his peak,
Allen is going to stretch him one step too far here tonight, Allen
has phenomenal skills in that ring and there are few who can match
him.
Sully: And who is the man who has proven he
can do the distance, Anarkist, so what does that say, Anarkist is
going to be new MWF World Champion.
JP: He can't, it's written in the stars for
Ross Allen to score the win tonight.
Sully: I think you got to give it to
Anarkist, he wants it more, Allen's been here before.
JP: Exactly it is fine for Allen, he has
experience at this level, but Anarkist is new to the Main Event
scene, he has only just started main eventing, Allen is a seasoned
campaigner.
Sully: You make them sound like soldiers you
old buffoon, these guys are wrestlers and Anarkist is the best
wrestler I've seen in many a year.
JP: Not as good as you say he is Sully, stop
wittering on and on about Anarkist.
Sully: I only do it because you never shut
up about Ross 'Glorious' Allen, if he is the Old School Soldier why
doesn't he just walk on back to his Old School?
JP: Because he belongs out here, now look
Sully....
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