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[The MaxiTron lights up as the MWF returns to the air and it seems
like the whole MWF crowd on hand turns to see what is going on. The
scene opens up to show Decent's on the road office appear on the
screen. The bus parks up and the door opens. Sidebottom walks down
the stairs speaking into his mobile phone. He is dressed in his usual
business attire with his hair slicked back. He has a huge grin on his
face as he passes security while entering into the building. As the
cameraman gets closer the mic picks up on what he is saying.]
Mr Sidebottom: The transfer has gone through so I don't think
we will be needing you here tonight bud. We will just stick with the
original plan and you are after all on probation, after your
videotape scandal with Miss World. Now just keep glued to your hotel
television and you will witness the biggest statement regarding how
the MWF deals with their superstars. I will see you in Cleveland on
the 31st, ok bud bye!
[Sidebottom puts his mobile in his pocket and walks down the
corridor following what appears to be signs to the stage. Sidebottom
walks through the curtains and down the ramp to the ring. The fans
are booing him and chants of "We Want Knight" echo around the arena.
Sidebottom doesn't go straight into the ring he walks around it and
speaks to one of the ring staff. Who hands him a microphone. He turns
to face the ring and walks up the metal stairs and climbs into the
ring. He tests the microphone is on by tapping his finger on it and
walks to the centre of the ring.]
Sidebottom: Well I would just like to say that since I have
been in the city I have never been less impressed with a communities
manners. All you people should have a little respect for the
spokesmen of the greatest organization ever put together.
[The crowd boo loudly and lets their feeling be felt by chucking
drinking cups and food into the ring. One cup is full and drenches
the Decent spokesman. He doesn't look angry he just wipes it down
with a hanky which he pulls from his pocket.]
Sidebottom: Now don't worry I am not going to hold that against
you. You see I know you people have been watching aggressive punks
like Troy Knight for too long and this is the effect he has on you
people. I almost feel sorry for you. But my problem is not with the
homosexual Troy Knight. You see there is only one man to blame for
warping and perverting your minds and that man is Edward Walker.
[The crowd boo even louder and start chanting DECENT suck!
Sidebottom is clearly annoyed as he scans the arena and the crowd. He
almost dies of shock when the "Zero" by The Smashing Pumpkins plays
and Ed Walker appears on the ramp. Ed stops at the top of the ramp
and he waits for one of the ring crew to get him a microphone.
Sidebottom walks over to the ropes and sits on the middle rope and
raises the top rope baiting the MWF president to enter the ring. Ed
is given a mic and he begins to talk!]
Ed Walker: Now wait just a god damn minute.
You are here tonight as a guest and you come into my ring and blame
me the president of the MWF for warping peoples minds.
Sidebottom: So you have got ears. Well Ed��.
Ed Walker: Wait a damn minute I am not
finished, you are right I am the man that warped these fans minds. I
am the one who brings them violence, I am the one who uses sexual
needs to draw fans and I am sure you know that the MWF's ratings have
never been higher.
Sidebottom: That may be so Ed, but its got nothing to do with
those reasons you have pointed out. The reason that the MWF ratings
are skyrocketing is because of the get rid of Knight campaign. Now
that brings me onto a very frustrating topic. Here is a man who even
spreads his disease in foreign lands. His behaviour is disgraceful
and you fine him. I don't mean to be to harsh here Ed but the MWF's
superstars walk all over you. I think that you should stand down or
been run down.
[Before Sidebottom finishes his sentence, a vicious clothesline
from Bulldozer knocks down the MWF president from behind. Bulldozer
picks up the President and carries him to the ring. The crowd boo as
the President is thrown into the ring. Bulldozer picks the president
up by the throat with one hand and sends him thundering to the mat
with a vicious chokeslam. Sidebottom has a huge sadistic smile on his
face as he stands over the President.]
Sidebottom: I told you Ed. You never know when you are going to
get run over by a Bulldozer. You see Ed the MWF is controlled by
DECENT and at Madness DECENT will show its power. Oh and Ed you have
been rated and you suck!
[Sidebottom rolls out the ring and grabs a steel chair. He slides
the steel chair into the ring and orders the Bulldozer to pick up the
President. Sidebottom slides underneath the bottom rope and into the
ring picking up the steel chair as he gets back to his feet. He talks
a bit of smack and then nails Walker with a devastating chair shot.]
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