"Weapons of Mass Destruction" Anarkist and MWF Xtreme Champion: The Jeopardizer w/General Manager Fozzy

versus

"Phoenix" Sean Harley and "The Heartbreaker" Scotty Heart w/President Edward Walker, Jamie Harley and Mr.Jones

Tag Team Match

Referee: Charles Galliant


Peter Santos: This match is scheduled for one fall and is a tag team contest. Introducing first, weighing in at a combined weight of 528 lbs., from Torono, Ontario, Canada, the "Weapons of Mass Destruction" accompanied by the MWF's General Manager, Anarkist and "Jay-Z" The Jeopardizer!

["Papercut" by Linkin Park screams from the PA system and the crowd explode as The Jeopardizer runs out from the entrance way and taunts, as he taunts then red fireworks explode from behind him and the tall figure of former MWF World Champion Anarkist strides out....General Manager Fozzy follows a few paces behind.]

JP: What a team they are, on their day then they can beat anyone in the MWF.

Sully: Well for the sake of the MWF I hope they are not having their day, I think Sean Harley and Scotty Heart are going to show you tonight exactly what they are made of.

JP: I hope they put up a fight because I want to see The Jeopardizer and Anarkist tested so that they realise just how good they are and how much they need each other.

Sully: You'll also see them beaten!

[The Jeopardizer reaches the ring first and he slides in and runs to the turnbuckle, he climbs up it and raises his arms to the crowd who cheer for "Jay-Z" and he smiles and shouts thanks to the fans. Anarkist slowly climbs into the ring, he hardly looks at The Jeopardizer as he talks to referee Charles Galliant, General Manager Fozzy doesn't enter the ring and just stands by the ring steps awaiting the opponents.]

JP: Oh dear....

Sully: They don't look like a team, they look more like two individuals who were forced to come out here tonight by Fozzy.

JP: The "WMD" will need to really pull off a miracle to keep themselves in the top tier of the MWF tonight, or we could see them implode.

Sully: That reminds me, MWF Implosion will be coming live to you in September, Sunday 21st September we will be live to give you no doubt an amazing night of wrestling.

JP: Still a long way off Sully.

[Peter Santos steps forward once again and raises the mike to his lips, the crowd jeering as he speaks.]

Peter Santos: And the opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 455 lbs., accompanied by the MWF President, Jamie Harley and Mr.Jones, from England, "Phoenix" Sean Harley and "The Heartbreaker" Scotty Heart!

[The crowd jeer loudly as "Last Man Standing" by Biohazard blasts from the PA system and blue lights flicker in the entrance way as the MWF President appears in a sharp blue suit, he smiles and steps aside to reveal Sean Harley and Scotty Heart standing in wrestling attire, their skins oiled and muscles pumped as they stride down the entrance ramp.]

Sully: Just look at them JP, they just look like champions and they haven't even wrestled a single second in the MWF.

JP: I wouldn't be suprised if this was their last match....look at Anarkist's face.

[Anarkist has a look of complete disgust on his face as he watched the team of Harley and Heart walk down the entrance ramp.]

Sully: I don't think Anarkist likes the surname Hart or Heart, especially after UWC Breakdown and MWF Vacation, it is beginning to haunt him, perhaps he doesn't have the heart to go on anymore!

JP: Oh very funny Sully...you really are a comic genuis...I think Anarksit is upset that he's even having to face these two newcomers tonight at Dynamite.

Sully: Well he'd better get used to it because Walker will not stop until he has completely destroyed the "WMD" and ruined everything it stood for.

JP: It's terrible, how can Walker do this to two men who have been so loyal to the MWF?

[Anarkist turns to The Jeopardizer and gives him a smile, The Jeopardizer smiles back and the two men begin to clap their hands and shout 'You Suck' at the two newcomers, Harley and Heart are stunned as suddenly the whole arena starts up the chant. Soon four thousand people are chanting 'You Suck!' at the President's tag team and they look at Walker who is laughing and Harley and Heart laugh at the chant and get into the ring.]

Sully: They don't seem affected by the crowd at all, they're one hundred percent focused on what they have to do.

JP: Who are these Mr.Jones and Jamie Harley?

Sully: They're the personal valets of each man, Mr.Jones has a great sense of style, a suit better than the MWF President's!

JP: And Jamie Harley?

Sully: Sean's younger brother, he's got quite a future ahead of him according to some sources...he's only nineteen.

JP: He'll be a part of the MWF no doubt.

[Harley and Heart high five and go to opposite corners and soak up the jeers of the crowd, they jump down and Harley heads straight for the ring apron, climbing onto it and Heart talks to him and then turns to face the starter from the team of The Jeopardizer and Anarkist. The Jeopardizer looks at Anarkist, and Anarkist bows his head and steps forward, flexing his muscles and standing far taller than Scotty Heart who bounces on his feet as Charles Galliant calls for the bell.]

Sully: This is it then, this could be the night when the "WMD" is washed away from the MWF memory.

JP: By two rookies who used to be in the IWA? I don't think so Sully...

Sully: You just watch and learn that Sully is always right.

[Anarkist offers his hand to Scotty Heart for a show of strength....Heart goes to take the hand and Anarkist grins as Heart touches the fingers of Anarkist before leaping up and driving a kick into the chest of the former MWF World Champion, the crowd jeer this unsportsmanlike behaviour and Scotty Heart ignores them and stomps hard on the chest of Anarkist before grabbing Anarkist's head and he begins to pummel it with right hands, The Jeopardizer comes rushing into the ring and pushes "The Heartbreaker" off Anarkist, Charles Galliant grabs "Jay-Z" and orders him back to his corner. While Galliant has his back turned then Sean Harley clambers into the ring and the crowd jeer as he hits a sharp low blow into the groin of Anarkist.]

JP: He can't do that! He can't do that!

Sully: Tough JP, he just did...

JP: But it's against the laws and rules of this sport.

Sully: Yeah, whatever, Sean Harley did it so therefore it is now the law, the man's going to be big...I can feel it!

[Sean Harley is back in his corner as Charles Galliant turns to see Scotty Heart covering Anarkist...1...2! Anarkist rolls the shoulder and the match continues. "The Heartbreaker" looks confident as he gets Anarkist to his feet, Anarkist pushes upwards and with his strength breaks Scotty Heart's grip and then kicks Heart in the chest...Scotty Heart goes flying a few feet across the ring and Anarkist walks slowly after him. Anarkist flexes his muscles and as "The Heartbreaker" staggers to his feet then Anarkist clamps his hand around the neck of Heart...Scotty Heart roars and kicks Anarkist in the knee, forcing the "WMD" to release his grip and Scotty Heart ducks past and runs to his corner and makes the tag to the "Phoenix".]

JP: Great now we get the cheat in the ring, someone please stop all this madness and just get rid of the damn Walker insurance policy.

Sully: They're called No Claims Bonus from now on JP.

JP: Haha!

["Phoenix" Sean Harley gets in the ring and Anarkist holding his knee turns to face his new opponent, Anarkist runs towards Sean Harley but he's alert and ducks the clothesline, Anarkist turns and walks straight into a suplex from the "Phoenix". The crowd are jeering as Harley cockily taunts them before dropping to pin Anarkist...1...2! Charles Galliant stops at two as Anarkist has the shoulder up. Harley stamps on the chest of Anarkist, pinning him down and Galliant starts to count again...1! Harley lets Anarkist up straight away and to humiliate Anarkist he treads on the former MWF World Champion's face and then slaps him hard across it and shouts something in Anarkist's ear.]

Sully: Something tells me that now would be a good time for Sean Harley to show us that No Claims Bonus....

JP: I think he's just made Anarkist, very very angry!

[Anarkist rolls over and begins to get to his feet, his eyes wide with anger as he looks at the smaller frame of Sean Harley. The "Phoenix" dances on his feet and beckons Anarkist on to attack, Anarkist runs over and looks for a big boot....but Sean Harley grabs the leg of Anarkist and lifts it up, causing Anarkist to fall flat on his back. Sean Harley mocks the former MWF World Champion as Anarkist clutches his back. The Jeopardizer on the apron is calling for the tag and he rouses the crowd to cheer for Anarkist. Anarkist turns towards The Jeopardizer and shakes his head, before getting up to face Sean Harley again. Sean Harley is waiting and he grabs Anarkist in a headlock and leads him over to the corner, he makes the tag to Scotty Heart.]

Sully: No Claims Bonus are really controlling this match, Walker must be proud of their performance.

JP: Anarkist is refusing to make the tag to The Jeopardizer, he doesn't seem to realise that he cannot do it all by himself.

Sully: You try telling his ego that!

[Scotty Heart hits a front face suplex and then quickly goes for a cover...1....2.! Charles Galliant calls the two count again and "The Heartbreaker" looks a little frustrated for a second and looks for the cover again, but changes his mind....he grabs Anarksit's leg and pulls him a little further from the ropes. The crowd boo loudly as Scotty Heart locks in the Heart Attack, Anarkist calls out in pain as the sharpshooter style move is applied and MWF President Edward Walker roars encouragement from the outside as The Jeopardizer and General Manager Fozzy watch on horrified at what they're seeing. Anarkist struggles to breath as the hold is locked in, his back is bent double as Scotty Heart keeps the hold locked in, The Jeopardizer gets in the ring and runs across and lands a boot right into the jaw of "The Heartbreaker".]

JP: Well done "Jay-Z", if he hadn't of got involved then I think Anarkist would have lost this match right there and then.

Sully: See now you said earlier that "Phoenix" was cheating, well I ask you this...what was The Jeopardizer doing?

JP: He was assisting a partner.

Sully: He was cheating!

[The Jeopardizer has Scotty Heart by his black hair, he drags him to his feet and whips him into the opposite turnbuckle...Sean Harley climbs into the ring and the crowd jeer as he comes from behind The Jeopardizer with a crunching clothesline, leaving The Jeopardizer on the mat next to his tag team partner....Sean Harley laughs. General Manager Fozzy is on the apron and he shouts insults at Sean Harley....Charles Galliant goes over and as his back is turned then Jamie Harley and the MWF President haul out a table from under the ring, they quickly set it up as in the ring Sean Harley hauls Anarkist to his feet.]

JP: What are they doing with that table?

Sully: This is great, Fozzy is distracting the referee and he doesn't even realise that is is costing his team big time....we're going to see some table action here tonight on Dynamite!

JP: I can't wait....but surely they can't put the table in the ring.

[Scotty Heart pulls himself from the turnbuckle, Sean Harley signals to the outside and the two men grabs Anarkist and irish whip him into the ropes....Anarkist hits the ropes and comes back, as he comes back then Sean Harley and Scotty Heart bow their heads and grabs Anarkist and push him over over their heads, Anarkist, all three hundred and thirteen pounds is sent flying over the ropes and he lands flat on the table, it snaps under his weight and Anarkist crashes to the floor on the outside.]

Sully: Whoah! Whoah! Whoah!

JP: Jesus, they've just put Anarkist through a damn table, on the outside of the ring, God damnit and there was nothing he could do about it.

[Sean Harley looks rather smug with himself as he picks up The Jeopardizer and leads him towards the ropes and throws him down, Charles Galliant and Fozzy have stopped arguing and the MWF's General Manager looks in shock at Anarkist lying in a mess of broken wood. Charles Galliant scratches his head in confusion, Sean Harley shrugs and climbs to the top rope and taunts to the fans who respond with a shower of verbal abuse to which Harley responds by turning his back on them and tagging in Scotty Heart.]

Sully: You can't see these two men haven't deserved the victory tonight, they're been on top form...frequent tagging and good movement, I think the "Canadian Connection" had better be on the look out.

JP: I don't think Jones and Evans need to worry just yet, it appears to me as if Walker's henchmen are only interested in one thing at the moment...the "WMD".

Sully: And tonight they've shown us just how weak the "WMD" really is, everything that Anarkist was saying seems to be coming true.

[Fozzy is helping Anarkist to his feet, the big man pulls a large splinter of wood from his arm and looks towards the ring where Scotty Heart stands taunting Anarkist to come and do his worst, Fozzy attempts to say something to Anarkist but the "Weapon of Mass Destruction" pushes him aside and slides into the ring. "The Heartbreaker" backs off and begins to circle around Anarkist, the crowd are roaring Anarkist on...Anarkist walks towards Scotty Heart, his eyes fixed on the smaller man...Heart jeers Anarkist and looks for a dropkick. Anarkist grabs the legs of Heart and the crowd roar as Anarkist pulls Heart out of the air and slams him down in a snap powerbomb, Anarkist has Heart covered....1....2! Heart breaks out of the cover, Sean Harley at ringside is shocked and calls for the tag.]

JP: Anarkist should make the tag to The Jeopardizer now while the "WMD" finally has a slightly advantage, he can't go all out for the win after being put through a table.

Sully: Scotty Heart needs to make the tag to his partner, the "WMD" appears to be fighting back.

JP: Well only one of them is, The Jeopardizer needs to be there for the tag.

["Jay-Z" with the help of Fozzy has made it to the ring apron, Anarkist has picked up Scotty Heart, hauling him up by the hair and he then looks towards The Jeopardizer who is calling for the tag, Fozzy is screaming at Anarkist to tag but Anarkist lifts up Scotty Heart, looking for a huge suplex...."The Heartbreaker" is in the air and as Anarkist walks towards his corner then The Jeopardizer slaps his own hand across the back of Anarkist, Charles Galliant sees it and recognises it as a legal tag....The Jeopardizer finally gets into the ring to a huge cheer.]

Sully: Anarkist sure isn't going to be happy about this, he's just been tagged out by his own tag team partner....not something you see every week.

JP: The "WMD" are in trouble now, The Jeopardizer is all fired up!

[Anarkist brings Scotty Heart down in a punishing suplex, Anarkist stands up and looks confused to see The Jeopardizer standing there and Charles Galliant tells Anarkist to get out of the ring.....Anarkist looks at Galliant and asks why. Galliant signals the tag, The Jeopardizer grabs Scotty Heart and pulls him away from the arguing Anarkist and Galliant. The crowd cheer as The Jeopardizer helps Scotty Heart up, "Jay-Z" kicks Scotty Heart in the groin and then slides round the back of "The Heartbreaker" and hits a reverse DDT...he covers, but Charles Galliant has his back turned arguing with Anarkist.]

Sully: Haha! It's just not going right for the "WMD" tonight...they're distracting each other from the match, soon enough the "WMD" has to implode.

JP: I think it's just about to, Fozzy has not kept a grip on the ego's and something tells me that The Jeopardizer is upset with the way this is all going down.

["Jay-Z" pulls Charles Galliant away from Anarkist and shouts the one, two, three at him....Anarkist grabs Charles Galliant and lifts him up...The Jeopardizer grabs Charles Galliant's legs and pulls him down, Fozzy slides into the ring and gets inbetween the two men who are shouting at each other. Mr.Jones has handed a steel chair to Sean Harley and the "Phoenix" gets into the ring, Charles Galliant is pushed over by Anarkist he falls and bangs his head on the mat, sending him to sleep.]

Sully: Yeah! Go get them Sean Harley, stop this damn bickering, it's like watching a couple of children in the ring.

JP: You got that right Sully, but they need to turn round because "Phoenix" is about to finish this match!

[The Jeopardizer turns away angrily from Anarkist....as he turns round Harley leaps forward and the crowd boo as a chairshot lands right on the temple of "Jay-Z"...he collapses to the mat, Anarkist angrily comes forward and Harley still holding the chair recieves the Tool of Anarchy, a straight punch which sends the chair flying into the bridge of Harley's nose, he clutches his nose attempting to stop the blood, he staggers away as Anarkist looks down at The Jeopardizer and Scotty Heart.]

Sully: Sean Harley's just been busted wide open by Anarkist, did you see that punch JP?

JP: I did, The Jeopardizer's been knocked down by one hell of a chair shot and somehow Anarkist has escaped the chaos unharmed!

["The Heartbreaker" is crawling to his feet, he sees the downed "Jay-Z" and he stands and pulls The Jeopardizer to his feet...the crowd jeer as Scotty Heart sends The Jeopardizer into the turnbuckle..."Jay-Z" comes back off the turnbuckle and Scotty Heart executes the Broken Heart, crunching The Jeopardizer's neck into the mat...Charles Galliant is staggering to his feet as Anarkist throws Sean Harley to the outside, Harley sending a trail of blood onto Jamie Harley's face. Galliant sees Heart covering The Jeopardizer and he begins to count....1.....Fozzy places The Jeopardizer's foot on the ropes, and he calls attention to it, Charles Galliant sees the foot and stops counting.]

Sully: Did you see that? Blatant cheating from the MWF's General Manager, he can't get away with that....I swear he can't!

JP: Well he just did, look out Fozz!

[The MWF President has run round to where Fozzy is standing, Fozzy turns and is taken down with a huge spear by Walker....Walker begins to land punches onto the head of Fozzy, the crowd going wild at the sight of the management brawling on the outside. On the other side Anarkist is taking on Mr.Jones, Jamie Harley and Sean Harley....the two Harley's both have blood running from their noses, Mr.Jones is sent crashing into the ringsteps and Jamie Harley is picked up and thrown into the ringpost...Anarkist roars with delight as Sean Harley punches him in the mid-section but it has no effect and Anarkist brings up his foot and big boots "Phoenix" causing even more blood to pour from his nose.]

Sully: Sean Harley's not going to have a nose left after tonight, who is going to win this match?

JP: Both men are still down in the ring, neither can make a tag because their partners are too busy beating the living hell out of one another....if Anarkist could just fight like that when he is in the ring.

Sully: I can't believe Walker took down Fozzy, it's great!

[The Jeopardizer is stirring in the ring, the crowd are all behind him as he staggers to his feet...Charles Galliant is watching as The Jeopardizer grabs Scotty Heart and pulls him up...the crowd roar as The Jeopardizer kicks "The Heartbreaker" in the lower abdomen, he runs to the ropes bounces off them and comes running back and the crowd explode as "Jay-Z" hits the Deep Jeopardy! The Jeopardizer covers as Galliant counts...1...2...3! Walker is at ringside, his face a picture of annoyance as The Jeopardizer leaps to his feet, arms raised and the fans cheering.]

Peter Santos: And your winner, through pinfall, The Jeopardizer and Anarkist!

[Anarkist looks to the ring, he sees The Jeopardizer with his arms raised and Anarkist lets off a huge roar...Mr.Jones runs at the former MWF World Champion and recieves a strong right hand as punishment....Jamie Harley and Sean Harley have their heads knocked together by Anarkist who then slides into the ring, Anarkist shakes his head and makes his neck click.]

JP: They've done it, the "WMD" are back on track here on Dynamite with a great victory, well done "Jay-Z".

Sully: Can't say Anarkist looks too pleased with the result, neither does the MWF President.

JP: He just wants all the glory for himself, after the disappointment that was Vacation he wants to get back on track and tonight was his chance.

Sully: "Jay-Z" shows he is not just a shadow in the "WMD", he's a competitive wrestler.

JP: His record shows him to be!

[The Jeopardizer stands celebrating his victory in the ring, Anarkist slides into the ring...his eyes wide with anger...he begins to run towards "Jay-Z" and the crowd scream, The Jeopardizer turns round and Anarkist looks for a huge clothesline...The Jeopardizer ducks the clothesline and The Jeopardizer hits a low blow on Anarkist, the former MWF World Champion holds his groinal area as The Jeopardizer runs to the ropes, the crowd cheering him on.]

Sully: He's going to do it, Anarkist quick move or you're about to recieve...

JP: The Deep Jeopardy! The Jeopardizer is showing Anarkist just who is the "Weapon of Mass Destruction"!

[The Jeopardizer comes running back and the crowd erupt as the Deep Jeopardy is connected, Anarkist sent sprawling to the canvas...Fozzy has recoevered at ringside and he grabs a mike and slides into the ring....The Jeopardizer grabs Anarkist's head and forces him to groggily sit on his knees....looking up as Fozzy stands over Anarkist.]

Sully: What is Fozzy going to do to Anarkist, they're bastards the "WMD"...throwing out Anarkist like this!

JP: Throwing out Anarkist? It's the other way round Sully, Anarkist has been throwing out The Jeopardizer and Fozzy, he's fueled by greed, he's rather like Sam King!

[Fozzy leans close to Anarkist and glares into Anarkist's spaced out eyes.]

Fozzy: You listen to me, and listen good....because tonight we've shown you, Anarkist that you are nothing but a waster. Tonight, was your chance to prove to us that we were still on the same page, but you showed us the complete opposite...you've gone a few chapters ahead and we don't want that. As from tonight, Anarkist, we want nothing more to do with you.

[Anarkist can do nothing as Fozzy leans even closer to Anarkist and says in a voice of pure evil.]

Fozzy: This is what you get....when you mess with us!

[Fozzy slaps Anarkist across the face and The Jeopardizer lets Anarkist fall back, the crowd roar as Fozzy takes The Jeopardizer's arm and lifts it up to the crowd...Walker, Harley and Heart are retreating up the entrance ramp and The Jeopardizer stands on the ropes and calls abuse after them, Fozzy smiles and waves to Walker who sports a black eye after the two man brawl.]

JP: Well that's Dynamite over for another week and although the "WMD" pulled out the victory they will still not be together anymore, the end of an era in the MWF because as from tonight, the "WMD" is no more.

Sully: I think you'll find it is, Anarkist is the "WMD", he embodies the spirit and strength of the "WMD" and he will show The Jeopardizer and Fozzy that they have made a mistake of gigantic proportions!

JP: It was not a great debut for Walker's cronies, they were outclassed by The Jeopardizer, what a performance from such a talented wrestler.

Sully: The MWF has no place for the flamboyance of The Jeopardizer, next week you'll see Anarkist ready and prepared to reek vengeance.

JP: Depends whether Walker thinks he has completely destroyed the "WMD" or not.

Sully: He's never finished, he will hunt The Jeopardizer and Fozzy down, he knows that Anarkist is gone...not a threat and so now The Jeopardizer is the only threat next.

JP: What is the next chapter in the book? Has Anarkist's Chaotic Future finally reached its end? Will The Jeopardizer and Fozzy dominate?

Sully: Will Walker walk all over everyone with his tag team, find out next week.

JP: Goodnight!

[The Jeopardizer and Fozzy are celebrating in the ring when the crowd all shout a lookout in unison, The Jeopardizer turns round and gets nailed by Sam King and the MWF World Championship belt...Fozzy attempts to grab Sam King but the MWF World Champion grabs the MWF's General Manager and leaps up and lands a Spinning DDT, causing the whole ring to shake. The crowd go wild and jeer as King raises the MWF World Championship before sliding from the ring and disappearing through the crowd.]

Sully: Excellent! Sam King really showing what a great wrestler he is...he saw a chance to inflict some damage on his rivals and he did it well.

JP: He's a cheating bastard and The Jeopardizer will make him pay for that act.

Sully: I'm sure he'll try and fail as usual!

JP: Goodnight everyone!


The MWF is the Maximum Wrestling Federation, copyright to Edward Walker 2003. Dynamite was produced in conjunction with Joe Forrest, Dom Stoate, Jamie Rogerson, Stefan Malias, Alex Warn and Scott Worthington. The MWF is a part of the UWC.


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