"Weapons of Mass Destruction" Anarkist and MWF Xtreme
Champion: The Jeopardizer w/General Manager Fozzy
versus
"Phoenix" Sean Harley and "The Heartbreaker" Scotty Heart
w/President Edward Walker, Jamie Harley and Mr.Jones
Tag Team Match
Referee: Charles Galliant
Peter Santos: This match is scheduled for one fall and is a tag
team contest. Introducing first, weighing in at a combined weight of
528 lbs., from Torono, Ontario, Canada, the "Weapons of Mass
Destruction" accompanied by the MWF's General Manager, Anarkist and
"Jay-Z" The Jeopardizer!
["Papercut" by Linkin Park screams from the PA system and the
crowd explode as The Jeopardizer runs out from the entrance way and
taunts, as he taunts then red fireworks explode from behind him and
the tall figure of former MWF World Champion Anarkist strides
out....General Manager Fozzy follows a few paces behind.]
JP: What a team they are, on their day then
they can beat anyone in the MWF.
Sully: Well for the sake of the MWF I hope
they are not having their day, I think Sean Harley and Scotty Heart
are going to show you tonight exactly what they are made of.
JP: I hope they put up a fight because I
want to see The Jeopardizer and Anarkist tested so that they realise
just how good they are and how much they need each other.
Sully: You'll also see them beaten!
[The Jeopardizer reaches the ring first and he slides in and runs
to the turnbuckle, he climbs up it and raises his arms to the crowd
who cheer for "Jay-Z" and he smiles and shouts thanks to the fans.
Anarkist slowly climbs into the ring, he hardly looks at The
Jeopardizer as he talks to referee Charles Galliant, General Manager
Fozzy doesn't enter the ring and just stands by the ring steps
awaiting the opponents.]
JP: Oh dear....
Sully: They don't look like a team, they
look more like two individuals who were forced to come out here
tonight by Fozzy.
JP: The "WMD" will need to really pull off a
miracle to keep themselves in the top tier of the MWF tonight, or we
could see them implode.
Sully: That reminds me, MWF Implosion will
be coming live to you in September, Sunday 21st September we will be
live to give you no doubt an amazing night of wrestling.
JP: Still a long way off Sully.
[Peter Santos steps forward once again and raises the mike to his
lips, the crowd jeering as he speaks.]
Peter Santos: And the opponents, weighing in at a combined
weight of 455 lbs., accompanied by the MWF President, Jamie Harley
and Mr.Jones, from England, "Phoenix" Sean Harley and "The
Heartbreaker" Scotty Heart!
[The crowd jeer loudly as "Last Man Standing" by Biohazard blasts
from the PA system and blue lights flicker in the entrance way as the
MWF President appears in a sharp blue suit, he smiles and steps aside
to reveal Sean Harley and Scotty Heart standing in wrestling attire,
their skins oiled and muscles pumped as they stride down the entrance
ramp.]
Sully: Just look at them JP, they just look
like champions and they haven't even wrestled a single second in the
MWF.
JP: I wouldn't be suprised if this was their
last match....look at Anarkist's face.
[Anarkist has a look of complete disgust on his face as he watched
the team of Harley and Heart walk down the entrance ramp.]
Sully: I don't think Anarkist likes the
surname Hart or Heart, especially after UWC Breakdown and MWF
Vacation, it is beginning to haunt him, perhaps he doesn't have the
heart to go on anymore!
JP: Oh very funny Sully...you really are a
comic genuis...I think Anarksit is upset that he's even having to
face these two newcomers tonight at Dynamite.
Sully: Well he'd better get used to it
because Walker will not stop until he has completely destroyed the
"WMD" and ruined everything it stood for.
JP: It's terrible, how can Walker do this to
two men who have been so loyal to the MWF?
[Anarkist turns to The Jeopardizer and gives him a smile, The
Jeopardizer smiles back and the two men begin to clap their hands and
shout 'You Suck' at the two newcomers, Harley and Heart are stunned
as suddenly the whole arena starts up the chant. Soon four thousand
people are chanting 'You Suck!' at the President's tag team and they
look at Walker who is laughing and Harley and Heart laugh at the
chant and get into the ring.]
Sully: They don't seem affected by the crowd
at all, they're one hundred percent focused on what they have to
do.
JP: Who are these Mr.Jones and Jamie
Harley?
Sully: They're the personal valets of each
man, Mr.Jones has a great sense of style, a suit better than the MWF
President's!
JP: And Jamie Harley?
Sully: Sean's younger brother, he's got
quite a future ahead of him according to some sources...he's only
nineteen.
JP: He'll be a part of the MWF no
doubt.
[Harley and Heart high five and go to opposite corners and soak up
the jeers of the crowd, they jump down and Harley heads straight for
the ring apron, climbing onto it and Heart talks to him and then
turns to face the starter from the team of The Jeopardizer and
Anarkist. The Jeopardizer looks at Anarkist, and Anarkist bows his
head and steps forward, flexing his muscles and standing far taller
than Scotty Heart who bounces on his feet as Charles Galliant calls
for the bell.]
Sully: This is it then, this could be the
night when the "WMD" is washed away from the MWF memory.
JP: By two rookies who used to be in the
IWA? I don't think so Sully...
Sully: You just watch and learn that Sully
is always right.
[Anarkist offers his hand to Scotty Heart for a show of
strength....Heart goes to take the hand and Anarkist grins as Heart
touches the fingers of Anarkist before leaping up and driving a kick
into the chest of the former MWF World Champion, the crowd jeer this
unsportsmanlike behaviour and Scotty Heart ignores them and stomps
hard on the chest of Anarkist before grabbing Anarkist's head and he
begins to pummel it with right hands, The Jeopardizer comes rushing
into the ring and pushes "The Heartbreaker" off Anarkist, Charles
Galliant grabs "Jay-Z" and orders him back to his corner. While
Galliant has his back turned then Sean Harley clambers into the ring
and the crowd jeer as he hits a sharp low blow into the groin of
Anarkist.]
JP: He can't do that! He can't do
that!
Sully: Tough JP, he just did...
JP: But it's against the laws and rules of
this sport.
Sully: Yeah, whatever, Sean Harley did it so
therefore it is now the law, the man's going to be big...I can feel
it!
[Sean Harley is back in his corner as Charles Galliant turns to
see Scotty Heart covering Anarkist...1...2! Anarkist rolls the
shoulder and the match continues. "The Heartbreaker" looks confident
as he gets Anarkist to his feet, Anarkist pushes upwards and with his
strength breaks Scotty Heart's grip and then kicks Heart in the
chest...Scotty Heart goes flying a few feet across the ring and
Anarkist walks slowly after him. Anarkist flexes his muscles and as
"The Heartbreaker" staggers to his feet then Anarkist clamps his hand
around the neck of Heart...Scotty Heart roars and kicks Anarkist in
the knee, forcing the "WMD" to release his grip and Scotty Heart
ducks past and runs to his corner and makes the tag to the
"Phoenix".]
JP: Great now we get the cheat in the ring,
someone please stop all this madness and just get rid of the damn
Walker insurance policy.
Sully: They're called No Claims Bonus from
now on JP.
JP: Haha!
["Phoenix" Sean Harley gets in the ring and Anarkist holding his
knee turns to face his new opponent, Anarkist runs towards Sean
Harley but he's alert and ducks the clothesline, Anarkist turns and
walks straight into a suplex from the "Phoenix". The crowd are
jeering as Harley cockily taunts them before dropping to pin
Anarkist...1...2! Charles Galliant stops at two as Anarkist has the
shoulder up. Harley stamps on the chest of Anarkist, pinning him down
and Galliant starts to count again...1! Harley lets Anarkist up
straight away and to humiliate Anarkist he treads on the former MWF
World Champion's face and then slaps him hard across it and shouts
something in Anarkist's ear.]
Sully: Something tells me that now would be
a good time for Sean Harley to show us that No Claims
Bonus....
JP: I think he's just made Anarkist, very
very angry!
[Anarkist rolls over and begins to get to his feet, his eyes wide
with anger as he looks at the smaller frame of Sean Harley. The
"Phoenix" dances on his feet and beckons Anarkist on to attack,
Anarkist runs over and looks for a big boot....but Sean Harley grabs
the leg of Anarkist and lifts it up, causing Anarkist to fall flat on
his back. Sean Harley mocks the former MWF World Champion as Anarkist
clutches his back. The Jeopardizer on the apron is calling for the
tag and he rouses the crowd to cheer for Anarkist. Anarkist turns
towards The Jeopardizer and shakes his head, before getting up to
face Sean Harley again. Sean Harley is waiting and he grabs Anarkist
in a headlock and leads him over to the corner, he makes the tag to
Scotty Heart.]
Sully: No Claims Bonus are really
controlling this match, Walker must be proud of their
performance.
JP: Anarkist is refusing to make the tag to
The Jeopardizer, he doesn't seem to realise that he cannot do it all
by himself.
Sully: You try telling his ego that!
[Scotty Heart hits a front face suplex and then quickly goes for a
cover...1....2.! Charles Galliant calls the two count again and "The
Heartbreaker" looks a little frustrated for a second and looks for
the cover again, but changes his mind....he grabs Anarksit's leg and
pulls him a little further from the ropes. The crowd boo loudly as
Scotty Heart locks in the Heart Attack, Anarkist calls out in pain as
the sharpshooter style move is applied and MWF President Edward
Walker roars encouragement from the outside as The Jeopardizer and
General Manager Fozzy watch on horrified at what they're seeing.
Anarkist struggles to breath as the hold is locked in, his back is
bent double as Scotty Heart keeps the hold locked in, The Jeopardizer
gets in the ring and runs across and lands a boot right into the jaw
of "The Heartbreaker".]
JP: Well done "Jay-Z", if he hadn't of got
involved then I think Anarkist would have lost this match right there
and then.
Sully: See now you said earlier that
"Phoenix" was cheating, well I ask you this...what was The
Jeopardizer doing?
JP: He was assisting a partner.
Sully: He was cheating!
[The Jeopardizer has Scotty Heart by his black hair, he drags him
to his feet and whips him into the opposite turnbuckle...Sean Harley
climbs into the ring and the crowd jeer as he comes from behind The
Jeopardizer with a crunching clothesline, leaving The Jeopardizer on
the mat next to his tag team partner....Sean Harley laughs. General
Manager Fozzy is on the apron and he shouts insults at Sean
Harley....Charles Galliant goes over and as his back is turned then
Jamie Harley and the MWF President haul out a table from under the
ring, they quickly set it up as in the ring Sean Harley hauls
Anarkist to his feet.]
JP: What are they doing with that
table?
Sully: This is great, Fozzy is distracting
the referee and he doesn't even realise that is is costing his team
big time....we're going to see some table action here tonight on
Dynamite!
JP: I can't wait....but surely they can't
put the table in the ring.
[Scotty Heart pulls himself from the turnbuckle, Sean Harley
signals to the outside and the two men grabs Anarkist and irish whip
him into the ropes....Anarkist hits the ropes and comes back, as he
comes back then Sean Harley and Scotty Heart bow their heads and
grabs Anarkist and push him over over their heads, Anarkist, all
three hundred and thirteen pounds is sent flying over the ropes and
he lands flat on the table, it snaps under his weight and Anarkist
crashes to the floor on the outside.]
Sully: Whoah! Whoah! Whoah!
JP: Jesus, they've just put Anarkist through
a damn table, on the outside of the ring, God damnit and there was
nothing he could do about it.
[Sean Harley looks rather smug with himself as he picks up The
Jeopardizer and leads him towards the ropes and throws him down,
Charles Galliant and Fozzy have stopped arguing and the MWF's General
Manager looks in shock at Anarkist lying in a mess of broken wood.
Charles Galliant scratches his head in confusion, Sean Harley shrugs
and climbs to the top rope and taunts to the fans who respond with a
shower of verbal abuse to which Harley responds by turning his back
on them and tagging in Scotty Heart.]
Sully: You can't see these two men haven't
deserved the victory tonight, they're been on top form...frequent
tagging and good movement, I think the "Canadian Connection" had
better be on the look out.
JP: I don't think Jones and Evans need to
worry just yet, it appears to me as if Walker's henchmen are only
interested in one thing at the moment...the "WMD".
Sully: And tonight they've shown us just how
weak the "WMD" really is, everything that Anarkist was saying seems
to be coming true.
[Fozzy is helping Anarkist to his feet, the big man pulls a large
splinter of wood from his arm and looks towards the ring where Scotty
Heart stands taunting Anarkist to come and do his worst, Fozzy
attempts to say something to Anarkist but the "Weapon of Mass
Destruction" pushes him aside and slides into the ring. "The
Heartbreaker" backs off and begins to circle around Anarkist, the
crowd are roaring Anarkist on...Anarkist walks towards Scotty Heart,
his eyes fixed on the smaller man...Heart jeers Anarkist and looks
for a dropkick. Anarkist grabs the legs of Heart and the crowd roar
as Anarkist pulls Heart out of the air and slams him down in a snap
powerbomb, Anarkist has Heart covered....1....2! Heart breaks out of
the cover, Sean Harley at ringside is shocked and calls for the tag.]
JP: Anarkist should make the tag to The
Jeopardizer now while the "WMD" finally has a slightly advantage, he
can't go all out for the win after being put through a table.
Sully: Scotty Heart needs to make the tag to
his partner, the "WMD" appears to be fighting back.
JP: Well only one of them is, The
Jeopardizer needs to be there for the tag.
["Jay-Z" with the help of Fozzy has made it to the ring apron,
Anarkist has picked up Scotty Heart, hauling him up by the hair and
he then looks towards The Jeopardizer who is calling for the tag,
Fozzy is screaming at Anarkist to tag but Anarkist lifts up Scotty
Heart, looking for a huge suplex...."The Heartbreaker" is in the air
and as Anarkist walks towards his corner then The Jeopardizer slaps
his own hand across the back of Anarkist, Charles Galliant sees it
and recognises it as a legal tag....The Jeopardizer finally gets into
the ring to a huge cheer.]
Sully: Anarkist sure isn't going to be happy
about this, he's just been tagged out by his own tag team
partner....not something you see every week.
JP: The "WMD" are in trouble now, The
Jeopardizer is all fired up!
[Anarkist brings Scotty Heart down in a punishing suplex, Anarkist
stands up and looks confused to see The Jeopardizer standing there
and Charles Galliant tells Anarkist to get out of the
ring.....Anarkist looks at Galliant and asks why. Galliant signals
the tag, The Jeopardizer grabs Scotty Heart and pulls him away from
the arguing Anarkist and Galliant. The crowd cheer as The Jeopardizer
helps Scotty Heart up, "Jay-Z" kicks Scotty Heart in the groin and
then slides round the back of "The Heartbreaker" and hits a reverse
DDT...he covers, but Charles Galliant has his back turned arguing
with Anarkist.]
Sully: Haha! It's just not going right for
the "WMD" tonight...they're distracting each other from the match,
soon enough the "WMD" has to implode.
JP: I think it's just about to, Fozzy has
not kept a grip on the ego's and something tells me that The
Jeopardizer is upset with the way this is all going down.
["Jay-Z" pulls Charles Galliant away from Anarkist and shouts the
one, two, three at him....Anarkist grabs Charles Galliant and lifts
him up...The Jeopardizer grabs Charles Galliant's legs and pulls him
down, Fozzy slides into the ring and gets inbetween the two men who
are shouting at each other. Mr.Jones has handed a steel chair to Sean
Harley and the "Phoenix" gets into the ring, Charles Galliant is
pushed over by Anarkist he falls and bangs his head on the mat,
sending him to sleep.]
Sully: Yeah! Go get them Sean Harley, stop
this damn bickering, it's like watching a couple of children in the
ring.
JP: You got that right Sully, but they need
to turn round because "Phoenix" is about to finish this match!
[The Jeopardizer turns away angrily from Anarkist....as he turns
round Harley leaps forward and the crowd boo as a chairshot lands
right on the temple of "Jay-Z"...he collapses to the mat, Anarkist
angrily comes forward and Harley still holding the chair recieves the
Tool of Anarchy, a straight punch which sends the chair flying into
the bridge of Harley's nose, he clutches his nose attempting to stop
the blood, he staggers away as Anarkist looks down at The Jeopardizer
and Scotty Heart.]
Sully: Sean Harley's just been busted wide
open by Anarkist, did you see that punch JP?
JP: I did, The Jeopardizer's been knocked
down by one hell of a chair shot and somehow Anarkist has escaped the
chaos unharmed!
["The Heartbreaker" is crawling to his feet, he sees the downed
"Jay-Z" and he stands and pulls The Jeopardizer to his feet...the
crowd jeer as Scotty Heart sends The Jeopardizer into the
turnbuckle..."Jay-Z" comes back off the turnbuckle and Scotty Heart
executes the Broken Heart, crunching The Jeopardizer's neck into the
mat...Charles Galliant is staggering to his feet as Anarkist throws
Sean Harley to the outside, Harley sending a trail of blood onto
Jamie Harley's face. Galliant sees Heart covering The Jeopardizer and
he begins to count....1.....Fozzy places The Jeopardizer's foot on
the ropes, and he calls attention to it, Charles Galliant sees the
foot and stops counting.]
Sully: Did you see that? Blatant cheating
from the MWF's General Manager, he can't get away with that....I
swear he can't!
JP: Well he just did, look out Fozz!
[The MWF President has run round to where Fozzy is standing, Fozzy
turns and is taken down with a huge spear by Walker....Walker begins
to land punches onto the head of Fozzy, the crowd going wild at the
sight of the management brawling on the outside. On the other side
Anarkist is taking on Mr.Jones, Jamie Harley and Sean Harley....the
two Harley's both have blood running from their noses, Mr.Jones is
sent crashing into the ringsteps and Jamie Harley is picked up and
thrown into the ringpost...Anarkist roars with delight as Sean Harley
punches him in the mid-section but it has no effect and Anarkist
brings up his foot and big boots "Phoenix" causing even more blood to
pour from his nose.]
Sully: Sean Harley's not going to have a
nose left after tonight, who is going to win this match?
JP: Both men are still down in the ring,
neither can make a tag because their partners are too busy beating
the living hell out of one another....if Anarkist could just fight
like that when he is in the ring.
Sully: I can't believe Walker took down
Fozzy, it's great!
[The Jeopardizer is stirring in the ring, the crowd are all behind
him as he staggers to his feet...Charles Galliant is watching as The
Jeopardizer grabs Scotty Heart and pulls him up...the crowd roar as
The Jeopardizer kicks "The Heartbreaker" in the lower abdomen, he
runs to the ropes bounces off them and comes running back and the
crowd explode as "Jay-Z" hits the Deep Jeopardy! The Jeopardizer
covers as Galliant counts...1...2...3! Walker is at ringside, his
face a picture of annoyance as The Jeopardizer leaps to his feet,
arms raised and the fans cheering.]
Peter Santos: And your winner, through pinfall, The Jeopardizer
and Anarkist!
[Anarkist looks to the ring, he sees The Jeopardizer with his arms
raised and Anarkist lets off a huge roar...Mr.Jones runs at the
former MWF World Champion and recieves a strong right hand as
punishment....Jamie Harley and Sean Harley have their heads knocked
together by Anarkist who then slides into the ring, Anarkist shakes
his head and makes his neck click.]
JP: They've done it, the "WMD" are back on
track here on Dynamite with a great victory, well done
"Jay-Z".
Sully: Can't say Anarkist looks too pleased
with the result, neither does the MWF President.
JP: He just wants all the glory for himself,
after the disappointment that was Vacation he wants to get back on
track and tonight was his chance.
Sully: "Jay-Z" shows he is not just a shadow
in the "WMD", he's a competitive wrestler.
JP: His record shows him to be!
[The Jeopardizer stands celebrating his victory in the ring,
Anarkist slides into the ring...his eyes wide with anger...he begins
to run towards "Jay-Z" and the crowd scream, The Jeopardizer turns
round and Anarkist looks for a huge clothesline...The Jeopardizer
ducks the clothesline and The Jeopardizer hits a low blow on
Anarkist, the former MWF World Champion holds his groinal area as The
Jeopardizer runs to the ropes, the crowd cheering him on.]
Sully: He's going to do it, Anarkist quick
move or you're about to recieve...
JP: The Deep Jeopardy! The Jeopardizer is
showing Anarkist just who is the "Weapon of Mass Destruction"!
[The Jeopardizer comes running back and the crowd erupt as the
Deep Jeopardy is connected, Anarkist sent sprawling to the
canvas...Fozzy has recoevered at ringside and he grabs a mike and
slides into the ring....The Jeopardizer grabs Anarkist's head and
forces him to groggily sit on his knees....looking up as Fozzy stands
over Anarkist.]
Sully: What is Fozzy going to do to
Anarkist, they're bastards the "WMD"...throwing out Anarkist like
this!
JP: Throwing out Anarkist? It's the other
way round Sully, Anarkist has been throwing out The Jeopardizer and
Fozzy, he's fueled by greed, he's rather like Sam King!
[Fozzy leans close to Anarkist and glares into Anarkist's spaced
out eyes.]
Fozzy: You listen to me, and listen
good....because tonight we've shown you, Anarkist that you are
nothing but a waster. Tonight, was your chance to prove to us that we
were still on the same page, but you showed us the complete
opposite...you've gone a few chapters ahead and we don't want that.
As from tonight, Anarkist, we want nothing more to do with
you.
[Anarkist can do nothing as Fozzy leans even closer to Anarkist
and says in a voice of pure evil.]
Fozzy: This is what you get....when you mess
with us!
[Fozzy slaps Anarkist across the face and The Jeopardizer lets
Anarkist fall back, the crowd roar as Fozzy takes The Jeopardizer's
arm and lifts it up to the crowd...Walker, Harley and Heart are
retreating up the entrance ramp and The Jeopardizer stands on the
ropes and calls abuse after them, Fozzy smiles and waves to Walker
who sports a black eye after the two man brawl.]
JP: Well that's Dynamite over for another
week and although the "WMD" pulled out the victory they will still
not be together anymore, the end of an era in the MWF because as from
tonight, the "WMD" is no more.
Sully: I think you'll find it is, Anarkist
is the "WMD", he embodies the spirit and strength of the "WMD" and he
will show The Jeopardizer and Fozzy that they have made a mistake of
gigantic proportions!
JP: It was not a great debut for Walker's
cronies, they were outclassed by The Jeopardizer, what a performance
from such a talented wrestler.
Sully: The MWF has no place for the
flamboyance of The Jeopardizer, next week you'll see Anarkist ready
and prepared to reek vengeance.
JP: Depends whether Walker thinks he has
completely destroyed the "WMD" or not.
Sully: He's never finished, he will hunt The
Jeopardizer and Fozzy down, he knows that Anarkist is gone...not a
threat and so now The Jeopardizer is the only threat next.
JP: What is the next chapter in the book?
Has Anarkist's Chaotic Future finally reached its end? Will The
Jeopardizer and Fozzy dominate?
Sully: Will Walker walk all over everyone
with his tag team, find out next week.
JP: Goodnight!
[The Jeopardizer and Fozzy are celebrating in the ring when the
crowd all shout a lookout in unison, The Jeopardizer turns round and
gets nailed by Sam King and the MWF World Championship belt...Fozzy
attempts to grab Sam King but the MWF World Champion grabs the MWF's
General Manager and leaps up and lands a Spinning DDT, causing the
whole ring to shake. The crowd go wild and jeer as King raises the
MWF World Championship before sliding from the ring and disappearing
through the crowd.]
Sully: Excellent! Sam King really showing
what a great wrestler he is...he saw a chance to inflict some damage
on his rivals and he did it well.
JP: He's a cheating bastard and The
Jeopardizer will make him pay for that act.
Sully: I'm sure he'll try and fail as
usual!
JP: Goodnight everyone!
The MWF is the Maximum Wrestling Federation, copyright to
Edward Walker 2003. Dynamite was produced in conjunction with Joe
Forrest, Dom Stoate, Jamie Rogerson, Stefan Malias, Alex Warn and
Scott Worthington. The MWF is a part of the UWC.
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