MWF World Champion: "The Ruthless Rookie" Kidd Kidman and
"The Exhaustion Distortion" Hell Fire Kidd
versus
"Kronik" Sozzey and Mak w/General Manager Dom Stoate
Tag Team Match
Referee: Grant August
JP: We're almost ready for this huge match
concerning the World Champion, Hell Fire Kidd and that damned,
despicable tag-team, Kronik!
Sully: And y'know what? Kronik have been
going from strength to strength every week here in the MWF, and I
think that tonight they are going to rise to the challenge. Hell, I
think they're going to go above and beyond the call of duty by
beating the World Champion in this match!
JP: Well, speaking of duty, just what do you
make of the MWF General Manager, Dom Stoate and his new stable
that�that call themselves "The Divine Intervention" ? I couldn't
believe it last week when he struck The Vine with that chair after
Harley lost to the kid!
Sully: He's a great man! One of the latest
and greatest to come into the business, just like my hero, Sean
Harley and my favourite tag team: Kronik!
JP: How can you favour them? How can you
favour Divine Intervention after what they've done?
Sully: What they've done? What do you mean
'what they've done'? They've done the smart thing! They've pulled
together an expert team and have made sure to cover every aspect of
Wrestling while they're doing it!
JP: What?
Sully: Don't play dumb! You can see what
they're doing, and you know it's a genius idea!
JP: Go on, then! Fill me in, why don't
you?
Sully: I'd be happy to! Well, we have
Kronik, who are more than enough to cover the Tag Team section of the
MWF. You have Sean Harley, a World Title contender, you have his new
informant and assistant 'Andy Shalhoub', who can scout information
and be of as much use as anybody in the business, and it's all put
together by the mastermind of the General Manager, Dom Stoate! He can
make any match he wants, JP! It's up to him!
JP: But you seem to be forgetting Ed Walker!
What about him? He's the god damn owner!
Sully: They'll find a way around him, I'm
sure!
JP: But folks, we're just about ready for
this match to begin, it's that dastardly Tag Team of "The Divine
Intervention" against the World Champion and "The Exhaustion
Distortion" Hell Fire Kidd. But you just gotta wonder who's gonna be
at Kronik's side tonight. Is it gonna be Sean Harley? Shalhoub? Or is
it going to be the head of the operation himself, that damn Dom
Stoate?
Sully: Well, we both know that any of them
would prove invaluable in this match!
JP: The assistance of an outside force would
be a great help in this match, no doubt, but the World Champion- he's
proven to be able to over come almost all odds! He's got so much
fight, and Hell Fire Kidd, he can learn a lot from 'The Ruthless
Rookie', can't he?
Sully: I think the World Champion tonight is
gonna learn something from The Divine Intervention, that's all I can
say.
JP: How to double cross and attack from
behind?
Sully: That's preposterous.
JP: It's true.
[The entrance of the World Champion, after delighting and exciting
the masses, would draw to a close, as all four men stand, tensing, in
the ring.]
JP: Well, I'm just thankful that we have one
of our most beloved referees judging what could be a truly
treacherous match.
Sully: How can you say that? How can you
accuse Kronik of being 'treacherous'? They're as straight in the ring
as the next tag team, and they intend to prove their skill by
decimating their opponents here tonight.
JP: Is that before or after the match? And
with or without outside interference?
['Hell Fire Kidd' would step towards the middle of the ring, as
would Mak, who twitches his neck, smiling confidently down at the
'Hell Fire Kidd'. He'd step right up close to him, demonstrating the
noticeable height difference. (Actually, there is only like one or
two inches of size difference.) The fans would begin to chant Hell
Fire Kidd's name as the two men begin to circle each other. They'd
eventually snap into a collar-elbow tie-up, Mak getting the upper
hand, throwing the slightly smaller man into the turnbuckle before
opening up on him with lefts and rights, the fans chanting for the
apparent under-dog of the match so far as he is hammered, now, by the
shoulder of the big man. Mak would step back before hooking the
newcomer and dropping him down onto his back in a side walk slam.]
JP: Well, folks. Only one of the men in this
match could be considered a real veteran of the MWF, and three of
these men have a lot to prove here tonight!
Sully: I think the only one here with a lot
to prove is the 'Hell Fire Kidd'! Y'see how much KRONIK kicked ass
last Monday? They proved how powerful they were! Not to mention after
one of them having a match beforehand!
JP: Oh please! What did they prove? They
proved how sneaky they can be? Proved how downright brutal and cruel
they can be? Beating up on The Vine after he beat their new friend,
Sean Harley.
Sully: Speaking of Sean Harley, what a pick!
What a pick from General Manager Dom Stoate! You couldn't ask for a
more dedicated and powerful superstar to be your main man in the
ring!
[Mak would stand back up before moving towards his partner, Sozzey
and making the tag, doing their best to single out Hell Fire Kidd.
They'd both stomp on him briefly before shoving him towards the
turnbuckle, cornering him and stamping away at him. The World
Champion looks a little concerned, leaning over the ropes and
clapping his hands in an encouraging manner. Sozzey would grab the
dazed Hell Fire Kidd by the hair, standing him up and half-walking
him towards his partner, before tugging him back again, obviously
playing and toying with him. He'd whip him towards the ropes before
landing a huge big boot to the young man's forehead.]
Sully: OUCH!
JP: What impact!
Sully: But it's allfair!
JP: Well, yes, it's all fair, it's all legal
in this tag match, and it's clear that the young man, Hell Fire Kidd
needs to get to his corner, and quickly.
[Sozzey would drag him back up to his feet before taking him over
to his corner, and slapping the tag to Mak. Mak would come in, and
the two of them would hook the arms before delivering a snap suplex
to the young man. She'd arch his back, crying out, the World Champion
looking most concerned, not just for the Kidd's safety, but also the
match. Sozzey would leave the ring and Mak would circle 'The
Exhaustion Distortion' as he struggles to his feet. He'd thud a foot
into the back of the fallen Wrestler, who stumbles forwards, falling
against the second rope, draped over it. The fans would boo and jeer
as from there, Dom Stoate swipes out a hand and strikes his face with
a sickening thud.. The general manager would step back, hands raised
as the referee eyes him suspiciously, apparently not having seen the
initial strike. Stoate would grin as he turns to the fans, arms
raised proudly.]
JP: How cocky! How cocky and sneaky can you
get?
Sully: What're you talking about? You saw
Hell Fire Kidd lash out, didn't you?! He was defending
himself!
JP: I just saw that damn Dom Stoate hit the
kid, and that's all I care to say!
[Hell Fire Kidd would hold his face, looking in pain after the
punch to the jaw as he is hauled up to his feet by Mak. The tables
would be sharply turned, however, as he ducks under an oncoming right
hook by Mak, before leaping up and delivering one hell of a drop kick
that sends Mak back into his corner. Mak would run forwards quickly,
grabbing onto Hell Fire Kidd's leg in an attempt to drag him away
from his corner, but is repulsed as Kidd lashes out with a kick,
sending the big man onto his back, the fans getting behind the under
dog. He'd crawl over towards his corner, the World Champion looking
most eager to spring into the ring to get into action. He'd slap the
tag sharply, the fans erupting with excitement as the World Champion
would skip over the top rope, running forwards and clubbing a hand to
Mak, before turning to Sozzey who enters, knocking him down as well.
He'd bounce off the ropes before leaping up and landing a punch to
the crown of Mak, knocking him back.]
JP: He's unloading on Kronik! The Champion
is cleaning house!
[He'd bounce off the ropes, but does not manage to get much
further, grabbed by the legs by Stoate and dragged onto his face
harshly. Rolling into a sitting position, he'd roll out of the ring,
stalking after Stoate who starts to make his way away, before
breaking into a sort of run around the ring, the fans chanting Kidman
on as he chases Stoate back into the ring.]
JP: Get him!
[Stoate would roll under the bottom rope back out of the ring,
Kidman in hot pursuit. Kidman, however, doesn't make it to the
outside, he is taken down harshly by a big boot to the skull,
knocking him against the ropes, opening up a gash on his brow. Mak
would look down at him, holding his face from the earlier strike from
the champion, spitting down at him, not noticing 'Hell Fire Kidd' top
the turnbuckle behind him. The fans would rise up, brimming with
excitement as Mak turns around and the new guy leaps off the turn
buckle, landing a huge and perfect cross body!]
JP: Did you see that?! Did you see the
elevation from the kid? What a move! What distance and range!
Sully: Oh no!
[Hell Fire Kidd would stand up, holding his ribs, turning around
just in time to see Sozzey attempt an attack from behind. He manages
to duck the strike, however, and come up, landing a 'Divide and
Conquer'! (Randy Orton's R.K.O.) Sozzey would hit the canvas harshly,
rolling out of the ring. Mak would be leaning against the ropes now,
and Hell Fire Kidd would run for him, tumbling over, however, as Mak
ducks and drags the rope down with him.]
JP: And a little too hasty for his own good!
Hell Fire Kidd tumbling to the outside!
Sully: He has to learn!
[Stoate keeps his distance as he stays on his own outside of the
ring, watching Hell Fire Kidd. After a little bit of a pause however,
he'd move over towards him before driving a kick into the ribs of the
downed newcomer, the fans not liking it at all. He'd straighten his
white suit, looking proud as he backs off.]
JP: Oh, what a disgusting individual!
Sully: Hahaha! That's two shots for the
newcomer!
JP: How can he sleep at night?
[Hell Fire Kidd holds his ribs as Mak drags the World Champion to
his feet and hoists him up for a power bomb. It would be reversed
well however, Kidd delivering a huge hurricanrana to the big man and
moving for the cover.1 � 2 � And he just manages to get the shoulder
up, the fans sounding disappointed for the most part. Kidd would
stand up, holding his head. Mak would stumble for the ropes, holding
onto them. As Kidd steps forward menacingly, Mak would raise his
hands to delay him from going any further, giving Sozzey enough time
to club Kidman across the back and ground him. The two men would
stomp all over the champion, the referee unable to tear them off him.
Eventually, however, Sozzey would leave the ring, Mak now with the
clear upper hand over the champion.]
Sully: Y'see that team work there, JP? You
see what a team they were, then? Taking full advantage of the
Champion being down! And now Mak has the Champion right where he
wants him!
[Mak would toss the Champion about the ring, but would get
careless, raising his arms in a celebration, not noticing the
Champion's sudden burst of energy, lashing out a fist for the gut of
the big man. Mak would croon over, before being landed by a twist of
fate! The fans would be on their feet as the two men struggle towards
their corners, both tag partners occupying them again. The fans would
chant the World Champion on heartily as he makes the tag a split
second before Mak makes the tag to Sozzey. In rushes the Hell Fire
Kidd, knocking Sozzey down with a flying clothesline. He'd stand up,
knocking Mak off the apron with a back elbow before turning back
towards Sozzey and nailing him with a huge drop kick. As Sozzey hits
the canvas, Hell Fire Kidd would turn around, standing up as if
waiting for him to stand.]
JP: This kid is cleaning house! He's got
Sozzey right where he wants him!
[Sozzey would struggle to his feet, holding his leg, before
stumbling, tripping and latching his hands onto the referee's shirt,
keeping him distracted as the referee tends to him. The audience
sounds very shocked as someone from within it leaps over the barrier.
He is a very non-descript man of just over forty-five years of age,
and he darts for the ring, holding what looks to be a set of brass
knucks. He hops up onto the apron, striking Kidd over the back of the
head sharply with them. Hell Fire Kidd hits the canvas, the fans
sounding appalled as Sozzey makes a miraculous recovery, the man from
the fans moves out of view, to the side of the ramp, and Fire Kidd
crumples to the mat. Sozzey goes quickly for the cover, turning him
over. ]
JP: No! The referee can't count this!
[1 � 2 � 3! Sozzey stands up wearily just as Mak enters the ring
with the General Manager, arms raised. Their music hits and they'd
pace about the ring very proudly, Stoate holding up the arms of
KRONIK.]
Peter Santos: And your winners, through pinfall, "Kronik"
Sozzey and Mak!
[He wouldn't see the World Champion come from behind, however,
furious about how they cheated to win. The fans get behind Kidd
Kidman as he strikes down the General Manager, ducking under the huge
arm of Mak before landing a huge stomp to his gut. Sozzey would
lumber forwards in an attempt to punch the Champion, but Kidman would
shuffle to the side before delivering a Twist of Fate! He'd move over
towards the turnbuckle, the fans really giving him their full support
as he celebrates and lands the Shooting Star Press! The fans go crazy
with excitement and he stands again, turning to Stoate who approaches
him from behind, chair raised. He'd stamp a boot into the midsection
of the General Manager before hooking his head.]
JP: Do it! Do it!
Sully: He can't! He can't give the General
Manager a Twist of Fate!
JP: And that's just what it would be, too! A
twist of fate for the high-flying General Manager and his
posse!
[Kidd Kidman is just about to land the move but is grabbed from
behind. He releases Dom Stoate, who stumbles to the side out of the
way and is grabbed by� Sean Harley! The fans boo, jeer and cry out in
dispute as Sean Harley puts the Champion on his shoulders, screaming
victoriously towards the fans before delivering a hugely-powerful
'Order of the Phoenix'! Kidd Kidman falls limp and Sean Harley spits
down at him, Sozzey and Mak raising to their feet, holding their
bodies.]
JP: Sean Harley coming to the squirming GM's
rescue! He had to come from behind to take the World Champion
out!
[Harley stands over the fallen Champion as his partners begin to
stand, Stoate leaning on the ropes from the shock� Mak and Sozzey
would step forwards, stamping away at the Champion as the General
Manager stands up, glaring down at the fallen Champion who is on the
receiving end of the stomps from all of the men.]
JP: Oh no! It's a three on one
assault!
Sully: He started it! He interfered and
broke up their party!
[Stoate would beckon for them to lift Kidd Kidman onto his knees
and they do so, dragging him onto his knees. Stoate would step
forwards, leaning over and yelling something into his face before
lashing out and connecting with a slap-like strike to the champion's
face. The fans sound appalled as the MWF World Champion collapses due
to the real pummelling before hand, before Sean Harley starts to drag
him to his feet again.]
JP: Oh no, this is too much! Leave him
alone! They've already stomped the hell outta him! Why can't they
just leave him alone?
Sully: It's all about respect, JP!
[Harley would allow him to stand, before giving him the finger,
setting him up and hitting him with 'The Fiery Grave'! Kidman would
collapse to the canvas, seemingly out cold as the four men of 'Divine
Intervention' step towards the middle, nursing their wounds and aches
caused by the Champion. Sean Harley would be tossed in a microphone
after demanding it and, out of breath, would speak into it.]
Harley: Look at your so called World
Heavyweight champion lying motionless; he couldn't even defend
himself against me. What you see on the ground is not worthy of the
most important title in this federation. The tides are changing, the
World has a new hope, and that new hope is Divine Intervention. This
is our time, and it is going to be our way from now on. If you don't
like it you'll just become a victim like Kidman here, you can't stop
us in the road of success this is the era of Divine
Intervention"
[An "Asshole!" chant starts up, as Phoenix crouches down beside
Kidd getting right in his face.]
Harley: Kidman, you are merely the first of
a line of victims that the Divine Intervention will create. But Kidd,
I wanted you to be the first to show the World that I am better then
you, and the entire WORLD!"
[Sean slaps Kidd's motionless face. He calls Stoate over, who
hands him the World Heavyweight title. Sean lifts it above his head
then lays it on Kidman's chest. Next he drapes the champion's arms
over the title.]
Harley: Kidd, your reign as champion has
been put on trial. The verdict, termination as soon as Phoenixly
possible!....AS I AM THE PHOENIX AND YOU CAN'T BEAT THIS!
[The four would stand in a line, before raising their arms.]
JP: Oh God. Who can stop them? What can stop
them?
Sully: No one! No one! This is DIVINE
INTERVENTION! I'M IN HEAVEN!
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