Alex Adema versus Avail, Singles Match
MWF World Champion, Ross Allen interview/with
John Pilkington
Sully: Now that JP is finally in position,
we can hear from our "World" Champion, Ross Allen....
[JP is sitting in the ring, a chair is set up for Ross Allen, the
crowd are waiting in antiscipation as they look onwards to the
entrance way.]
Sully: Just think of the comedy if he
doesn't show up.
[JP waves to Sully from the ring, Sully just scowls back, suddenly
the crowd come alive as "Hittin Em Up" by Tupac Shakur blasts from
the PA system and Ross Allen walks calmly out from the entrance
curtain, The Grudge on one side and Jae Dee Ar on the other, the MWF
World Title on his shoulder, they continue down the entrance ramp,
The Grudge and Jae Dee Ar high fiving fans, but Allen immune to the
fans in the centre of the ramp.]
Sully: Look he doesn't even recognise the
fans! What kind of a champion is he?
[Ross Allen steps into the ring, and looks towards JP who is
standing and applauding Allen.]
Sully: That little brown noser!
[Allen shakes the hand of JP, Jae Dee Ar and The Grudge enter the
ring and shake the hand of JP, Jae Dee Ar and The Grudge stand as
Ross Allen takes a seat, Jae Dee Ar holds the MWF World Title while
Ross makes himself comfortable and takes a mike, JP also has a mike.]
JP: Good evening ladies and gentleman, I
give the MWF World Champion, Ross Allen!
[Ross smirks as a huge cheer goes up round the arena.]
JP: The fans love you Ross, and this is only
a small proportion of your fans, now last night you eclipsed Anarkist
to win the MWF World Title...
Allen: Why thank you JP, I must say before I
address Anarkist that it is a pleasure to be here tonight, to see all
of the MWF fans back out here straight after such a great
Pay-Per-View...
JP: Indeed it was an amazing event, how did
you rate the whole show?
Allen: I was obviously involved in the best
match of the night, but I was very impressed by the whole talent on
display, it seems that the staff have got this place back to how it
could be.
JP: Of course it is only as good because
you're here, what do you think it is that you bring to the MWF that
is so special?
Allen: The MWF without me is a scary
prospect JP, and one that you and many others would hate to face. The
reason why I have this title on my shoulder is because I am the
supreme athlete in this federation, I am the benchmark, not Anarkist,
not anyone else, I am the benchmark that everyone must aim for. I
don't want to just be a benchmark...I want to raise the bar....I want
everyone to keep on trying to reach me but never quite able to match
me.
JP: Many would say that Anarkist was unlucky
last night, is it the last we have seen of him and you in the
ring?
Allen: Unfortunatly, I doubt it, Anarkist
gave as good as he got. He didn't though give enough to keep up with
one as great as myself, I feel that I should hail myself as a legend
pretty soon because let's face it I am not in the same league as
everyone else.
JP: You are definitely on a higher plain,
and....
[JP is cut off as "Papercut" by Linkin Park comes from the PA
system and the crowd turn from the ring, and look to the entrance
way, standing infront of the curtain is the figure of Anarkist, with
a bandage around his ribs, Ross Allen leaps to his feet in the ring.]
Sully: Wahey! Things just got a whole lot
better...
JP: Anarkist, what the!
[Anarkist is pacing the entrance way, Ross beckons for Anarkist to
come down to the ring but Anarkist shakes his head and Allen holds
the World Title up at the beaten man.]
Sully: Don't goad him like that Allen, he
could kill you!
[The Grudge and Jae Dee Ar move towards the ropes, looking to run
up the ramp but Ross calls them back, Ross holds the mike to his
lips.]
Allen: So......Anarkist, what ya got to
say?
[Anarkist is thrown a mike, he catches it and turns to face
Allen.]
Anarkist: Not much really.
Allen: Makes a change.
Anarkist: Let me get to the point...
Allen: Blunt as always.
Anarkist: Just shut up! Shut up Ross!
Allen: I'd love to, but I think I have a
disorder, compulsive talking shit out my ass, oh no wait, that's
you?
Anarkist: Allen....I'm warning you, last
night was a fluke, a lucky win, just like on Dynamite a few weeks
back when I mis-timed and you took advantage, last night was all down
to lady luck. I am not done with you, you are yet to face the real
me.
Allen: The real you? Anarkist let me tell ya
something boy, you got a first class ass-whooping last night and I'm
happy to do it all over again.
Anarkist: Then you accept a match....next
week....you and me.
Allen: Be happy to, just when I think you've
had enough then you come back for more, I must applaud you for your
stupidity.
Anarkist: Don't you ever stop fooling
around? One day I will show you who the real fool is!
Allen: One day....yeah that's right, one day
over the fucking rainbow when you have to sit down to take a damn
piss!
Anarkist: [ignores Ross' comment.] So next
week, Dynamite, you and me, World.....
Allen: Whoah! World Title? I don't think so,
you need to show me that you are worthy, come to think of it I think
you need to be put through your paces.
Anarkist: Huh?
Allen: I got a better idea, JP, get a load
of this, on Dynamite it will be Anarkist and your little buddy Avail
versus Jae Dee Ar and The Grudge.
Anarkist: Allen.....
Allen: That's my name....and it's also the
name of your World Champion!
[The crowd roar after this comment, Anarkist looks maddened on the
entrance ramp, he takes a step forward but then stops, Jae Dee Ar and
The Grudge are rubbing their hands together just waiting to get a
load of Anarkist and Avail.]
Anarkist: Fine....I accept.
Allen: Good for you, and to let you know, I
will be watching closely.
Anarkist: No doubt you will...goodnight
Allen, rest easy for now until I come for you.
Allen: Oh I'm really scared, knowing ya are
just around the corner like some stalker, you cost yourself the
chance to win the MWF World Title, you'll never be as good as
me.
[Anarkist doesn't reply, he just drops the mike and turns, slowly
he walks off backstage, Ross Allen signals for his music.]
Allen: Sorry JP, but I think this interview
is over, you got what you wanted no doubt. Goodnight everyone, and
prepare for next Monday when Anarkist will be destroyed yet
again!
[The crowd roar as Allen makes his way from the ring, Jae Dee Ar
and The Grudge behind him, JP makes his way back to the announce
table.]
Sully: What a great interview that was,
thank god Anarkist showed up or I might have fallen asleep!
JP: Back! What did you think Sully?
Sully: Great....even better with Anarkist,
he did the interview for you.
JP: No he didn't!
Sully: Yes he did....but how about it, next
Monday, Anarkist and Avail against Jae Dee Ar and The Grudge.
JP: Now that is what I call talent!
Sully: I'm off to place my bets goodnight
everyone.
JP: Goodnight folks, thanks for watching,
and we hope you all enjoyed Comeback and this weeks Dynamite.
MWF is the Maximum Wrestling
Federation, copywright Edward Walker 2003. Show produced in
conjuction with Joe Forrest.
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