versus

"21st Century Killing Machine" Crush Heart w/Reload

Singles Match

Referee: Chad Pattison

Writer: Ed Walker

JP: After that stunning battle between the MWF and the MCW just moments ago it is time to resume normal service on Monday Night Dynamite.

Sully: I'm looking forward to seeing Crush Heart step back inside the ring, he's a top draw wrestler and I can't understand why he wasn't at Vacation.

JP: It does seem strange that such a talented wrestler was left out in the cold, but he's got a job to do tonight against Lex Diamond.

Sully: This newcomer talks more smack than you do JP!

JP: Whatever Sullivan, I'm looking forward to seeing what "Fly Boy" has to say for himself in the ring, we've heard his cocky rants and now it's time to see if he can translate that into a match winning performance.

Sully: I'm looking forward to his secretary and that's about it, Diamond's secretary is Jasmin Brinkley and she's one fine piece of ass, especially in that short skirt!

JP: Sullivan you are nothing but a pervert! She must be almost half your age....

Sully: ....as long as she's legal then it's all good.

[Peter Santos is making his way to the ring, the chaos that took place in the ring a few moments earlier has been cleared away. Santos stands in the centre of the ring and bellows in his familiar way.]

Peter Santos: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall...introducing first, from Tampa, Florida, weighing in at 245 lbs., accompanied by Jasmin Brinkley, "Fly Boy" Lex Diamond!

["Crazy" by Britney Spears hits the PA system and the crowd give a mixed reaction as Lex Diamond walks out in a flamboyant yellow and black robe...with a lot of gold jewellery adoring his body. He waves to the ring and his secretary walks behind him, and the crowd give off wolf whistles as she struts behind Diamond.]

JP: Quite an entrance from Lex Diamond, he wants to start his MWF career in style.

Sully: A victory over Crush Heart would be a great way to start off, just a shame that Diamond has absolutly no chance.

JP: I reckon he has, he's shown that he's a commited wrestler and he's got the skills to back it up.

Sully: The "21st Century Killing Machine" is going to rip apart "Fly Boy" and throw him around the ring tonight.

[Lex Diamond reaches the ring, he walks round and enters via the ring steps. He reaches the top of them, steps between the ropes and hold the ropes so that his secretary Jasmin Brinkley can step between them. Her skirt hitches up a little and this is greeted with wild cheers by the male population of the crowd. Lex Diamond laughs at their adolescent cheering as he slips the robe from his shoulders and hands it to Jasmin Brinkley.]

Peter Santos: And the opponent, weighing in at 290 lbs., from Nottingham, England, accompanied by Reload, "21st Century Killing Machine" Crush Heart!

[A red firework crashes down into the entrance ramp as "Drop The Bombshell" by Powerman 5000 hits the PA system and Crush Heart comes striding out from behind all the red pyro and smoke. He shouts challenges from the entrance way as behind him walks the massive figure of Reload.]

JP: Crush Heart looks pretty fired up tonight, he wants to get another win under his belt and move up the MWF's rankings.

Sully: I don't blame him, he's such a great talent and Walker is letting him waste away.

JP: Many think that Crush Heart was good enough to be in the King of Kings tournament on Sunday but I think that's going too far.

Sully: He'd be able to beat everyone in that tournament, just look at the size of the man!

[All seven foot of Crush Heart approaches the ring and Lex Diamond, who is no small man, looks dwarfed as Crush Heart climbs into the ring and begins to stare down Lex Diamond. Referee Chad Pattison steps inbetween the two men, he has a short word with Crush Heart before calling for the bell and Jasmin Brinkley climbs from the ring as Crush Heart and Lex Diamond cautiously approach each other.]

JP: Here we go then, the main event of Monday Night Dynamite and it's a real chance for Lex Diamond to win some support with a great performance.

Sully: I'm looking forward to this match, whether it can be as good as Vacation last night is another question.

JP: I doubt that Sully, I doubt many matches can be as good as the King of Kings tournament.

Sully: The standard was so high, the bar has yet again been raised by the MWF and there is nothing that MCW can do about it.

[Heart and Diamond lock up, the crowd roar as Lex Diamond pushes Crush Heart back slightly and the "21st Century Killing Machine" responds with a massive knee into the mid section of "Fly Boy". Lex Diamond staggers back, doubling up in pain as Crush Heart brings an elbow down onto the back of Lex Diamond's neck and the newcomer falls to his knees. Jasmin Brinkley is scribbling down notes while Reload roars encouragement. Crush Heart sends Lex Diamond running into the ropes and as Diamond comes back the "21st Century Killing Machine" executes a back body drop, "Fly Boy" is flying through the air and as he falls Crush Heart has hold of his legs and executes a flapjack that flips Lex Diamond savagely down into the mat. Crush Heart goes for the cover .....1......2! Chad Pattison signals the two count as Lex Diamond rolls the shoulder.]

JP: What impact! Lex Diamond was flapjacked all the way back to Ohio there.

Sully: This is like a game of cards, Hearts and Diamonds, the two red suits.

JP: Great start for Crush Heart, he's really going after this match now...

Sully: .....I don't blame him, he wants this win more than most, after that defeat to Odin last week that knocked his confidence.

[Crush Heart smiles as he lets Lex Diamond up and the "21st Century Killing Machine" locks Lex Diamond into a grapple and the crowd jeer as he lifts up Diamond into a suplex. Crush Heart fakes the suplex...instead leaving Lex Diamond hanging into the air in the supelx position and the crowd jeer as the blood rushes to Lex Diamond's head....Diamond's head is turning a dark red colour as Chad Pattison calls for Heart to end the move. Crush Heart brings down Lex Diamond with massive impact, and he looks for the cover again, hooking the leg of Lex Diamond .....1......2.! Diamond is able to kick out as Jasmin Brinkley scirbbles something down on a notepad.]

JP: She's taking a lot of notes out there, perhaps when her boss does a move that counts as offensive she'll relax a little.

Sully: I'm sure I could help her relax, come over here Miss.Brinkley and I'll de-stress you in no time.

JP: Reload on the other hand looks like he wants to leap into that ring and beat seven bells out of Lex Diamond.

Sully: Why is the man not wrestling? He's bigger than at least half the damn roster!

[Reload shouts something to Crush Heart and the "21st Century Killing Machine" oulls Lex Diamond to his feet and the crowd jeer as he rakes the eyes of Lex Diamond. "Fly Boy" staggers around in pain as Crush Heart grabs him from behind and the crowd boo as Heart locks in a dragon sleeper. Lex Diamond's body is crippled towards the map as Crush Heart has the hold locked in....Chad Pattison is in the perfect position as Lex Diamond struggles for air and Crush Heart roars at him to give up. Jasmin Brinkley frantically drops her notepad and screams for Lex Diamond to do something....Diamond swings a right arm up and the crowd roar as he smashes his right fist into the face of a surprised Crush Heart.]

JP: That was awareness for you, Diamond swinging wildly in a last gasp attempt.

Sully: I don't blame him, dragon sleepers are dangerous and painful moves!

[Lex Diamond roars and breaks free of the hold, Crush Heart is holding his right eye as Lex Diamond grabs him and goes on the offensive. The crowd are behind Lex Diamond as he jabs a right hand into the mid section of Crush Heart and follows it up with switching a grapple round to behind Crush Heart and he is able to lift the massive Crush Heart up and bring him down with a back breaker. The crowd cheer in response and Lex Diamond gives Crush Heart taste of his own medicine as he locks in a figure four leglock.]

JP: That's the right idea, when fighting a wrestler bigger than you...then it's important you destroy their base.

Sully: In the case of Crush Heart being seven foot tall it's even more important!

JP: Sure is, Lex Diamond's going to put a game plan into action now...

Sully: ...he's weathered the storm, but Crush Heart's not over yet.

[Crush Heart roars with pain as Lex Diamond wrenches back the legs of the "21st Century Killing Machine" and Chad Pattison crouches down to watch the hand of Crush Heart. The crowd are roaring on Lex Diamond as he twists the legs of Crush Heart who is reaching out to try and grab the ropes. Reload stands at the side of the ring and points to the ropes, Reload clenches his fist and shouts encouragement to Crush Heart as he battles the pain. Chad Pattison watches carefully as Crush Heart stretches for the ropes and the crowd jeer as he manages to grab it. Lex Diamond is forced to release the hold by Chad Pattison and the crowd roar as Lex Diamond straight away grabs Crush Heart and hauls him to his feet. Heart is holding his leg and Lex Diamond executes a dragon screw that brings Crush Heart down onto his bad leg. The crowd chant as Lex Diamond covers Crush Heart and Chad Pattison counts ....1.....2! Crush Heart rolls the shoulder.]

JP: Lex Diamond beginning to show that promise I was talking about, he seemed a bit dazed at the start but he's really starting to come through now.

Sully: He's giving Crush Heart a real working over and believe you me, that doesn't happen too often.

JP: Crush Heart seemed really pumped up for this match but it's just vanished now.

Sully: He doesn't look like the "21st Century Killing Machine right now, he just needs something to kick-start him!

[Heart is dragged to his feet by Lex Diamond and the "21st Century Killing Machine" is sent running towards the ropes...as he comes back the crowd explode as Lex Diamond out of nowhere hits the Elegant Truimph! Heart is smashed down onto his back and Lex Diamond hooks the leg and Jasmin Brinkley leaps for joy as Chad Pattison slaps the canvas .....1......2.....3! The crowd roar as Lex Diamond clambers to his feet with Chad Pattison raising his arm.]

JP: He's done it! That was a shock, Lex Diamond literally turned the match on its head right there and then.

Sully: Not wasting anytime and Scotty Heart is staring down the barrell of defeat for a second time.

JP: After claiming so much he comes to nothing....

Sully: ....Odin, and now Lex Diamond have defeated the "21st Century Killing Machine".

Peter Santos: And your winner, through pinfall, Lex Diamond!

[Jasmin Brinkley clambers into the ring and Lex Diamond grabs her and kisses her in a moment of wild passion as the fans cheer. Reload climbs into the ring and Jasmin Brinkley hides behind Lex Diamond as Reload slowly walks over to his friend Crush Heart and leans down to check on him. Reload keeps his eyes fixed on Lex Diamond as "Fly Boy" ushers Jasmin Brinkley from the ring and then makes his own way between the ropes.]

JP: Reload would make any man leap out of the ring, he's massive.

Sully: Scares the living hell out of me.

JP: That brings to a close Monday Night Dynamite for another week, and Crush Heart is again defeated but Odin goes from strength to strength.

Sully: Well he didn't exactly have much of a challenge, Primal Fear really didn't live up to his name.

JP: The big news tonght is that feelings between the MWF and MCW have really flared up, Josh Stewart turned up on Dynamite with some of the MCW's leading lights and demanded an apology for the MWF and President Edward Walker's actions.

Sully: Quite rightly Walker told Stewart and the MCW to go to hell and all hell break loose as the MWF attacked the MCW.

JP: Is this the beginning of something big?

Sully: I guess we'll have to wait and see, but I suggest you tune in next week to find out exactly what's happening...

JP: ....goodnight folks!