Anarkist, "The King" Sam King and "Jay-Z" The Jeopardizer

versus

Rick "Acid" Jones and "The Headliner" Hart Evans w/Amanda

Handicap Tag Match

Special Referees: MWF President Edward Walker and MWF General Manager Fozzy w/Laura Walker


Peter Santos: This match is scheduled for one fall and is a Handicap Tag Team contest. Making their way to the ring first, weighing in at a combined weight of 758 lbs., Anarkist, "The King" Sam King and the MWF Xtreme Champion, "Jay-Z" The Jeopardizer!

[The crowd roar as "Papercut" by Linkin Park plays and Anarkist walks out first, he waits and the two figures of Sam King and The Jeopardizer walk out, the MWF Xtreme Title over "Jay-Z's" shoulder as he walks a step or two behind Sam King.]

JP: I wonder if those two can hold it down tonight, I hope they can because I can't bear to see such a great tag team go down the drain like this...

Sully: I wouldn't miss them, I'm sure the "Connection" wouldn't either.

JP: Those damn Canadian's seem to be winning everything and anything at the moment!

Sully: Only because they have talent...may I point out that Anarkist has never ever won an MWF Title, yet look he's up in the Main Event. How the hell does that work?

Peter Santos: And their opponents, from Canada, the MWF Tag Team Champions, accompanied by Amanda, Rick "Acid" Jones and "The Headliner" Hart Evans!

["Taking Me Down" by Hardline hits the PA system and the crowd jeer as the "Connection" appear, with Amanda holding the Canadian flag which recieves even more jeers as it is raised to the crowd. Rick Jones and Hart Evans show off their Tag Team gold, flaunting the belts and jeering at King and "Jay-Z".]

JP: I hate their attitude, they're so cocky about their ability.

Sully: That's because they can walk what they talk!

JP: I sure do hope they can finally see the error of their ways and stop putting everything that is 'Americanised' down.

Sully: I don't like them one bit for that! But Amanda, now that is a different story!

[The "Connection" have now reached the ring....they take their places on the turnbuckles and raise the MWF Tag Team Titles. "Jay-Z" looks towards Sam King but "The King" turns his head away from his partner and just stares at Anarkist, Anarkist does not return the gaze as the MWF President has appeared on the entrance way.]

Peter Santos: And one of two special guest referees for this match, the MWF President Edward Walker!

[Ed is already on the entrance way, wearing the MWF referee's shirt with a pair of smart black trousers...he taunts to the crowd as "Comeback" blasts from the PA system.]

Peter Santos: And the other referee.....accompanied by his fiancee, Laura Walker, the MWF's General Manger Fozzy!

["Seven Naton Army" by The White Stripes plays as Fozzy walks out, the hand of Laura Walker in his own and he raises her arm to the crowd and the wolf whistles begin.]

Sully: Wow! Laura looks incredible tonight....

JP: I have to agree...

[The President's daughter is dressed in a black skirt which has been deliberatly shortened and it hugs her curvacious body...a silver top with a slit across her chest shows some cleavage and Fozzy smiles as the crowd cheer them as they make their way down the entrance ramp.]

Sully: Certainly making an impression...on me.

JP: She's something that Laura Walker, she's really something.

Sully: This Iowa crowd are lucky...but we've got the best seats in the house JP!

[The MWF's General Manager climbs into the ring and Anarkist offers the lowered ropes to Laura Walker, she accepts and climbs through, Fozzy walks forward and extends his hand to the MWF President, his comrade and workmate. Edward Walker looks at the hand of Fozzy and turns the other cheek and talks to Rick Jones and Hart Evans, Fozzy, visibly hurt by the actions of Walker orders Laura from the ring. Fozzy calls for the bell and the fight begins.]

JP: Here we go! One hell of a match is going to be had here in Council Bluffs, and Anarkist is dead set on taking it all the way to the "Connection".

Sully: He won't get very far then...

[Anarkist charges forward at the sound of the bell, Rick Jones turns, startled by the onrushing Anarkist and gets nailed by a super clothesline...Hart Evans is on the outside and he hurls abuse at Anarkist...the words "traitor" can clearly be heard...Anarkist turns and swings at Evans, but "The Headliner" is too fast and ducks the punch. Jones is getting back to his feet and he grabs Anarkist from behind, Anarkist struggles buck Jones, the smaller man, manages to take Anarkist down with a school boy...Walker makes the count...1...! Anarkist breaks free.]

JP: Fozzy should be making those counts...

Sully: But he'll go too slow!

JP: Walker goes too fast!

[Fozzy shouts something at the President, Anarkist turns to Walker and glares at him, allowing Rick Jones to make the tag to Hart Evans. The Tag Team Champions jeer Anarkist as he turns round and realises the tag was made, Anarkist gets "The Headliner" but Evans nails a right hand to the chest of Anarkist, he nails a left and then another right, Anarkist is doubled up and Hart Evans whips Anarkist into the ropes...as Anarkist comes back he takes him into a suplex position, he heaves and lifts the huge man up..Anarkist's legs are off the screen as Evan's to show his strength stalls the suplex, the crowd jeer as he brings Anarkist crashing down.]

Sully: Whoah! Not many men can do that to Anarkist.

JP: The "Connection" sure are pumped tonight.

[Hart Evans drags Anarkist back to the "Connection" corner and tags back in Rick Jones. Jones takes the tag and starts to stamp down on Anarkist, the self-titled "Unluckiest" man in the MWF is reeling as Jones gets him to his feet. Evans cheers on Rick Jones as he takes Anarkist to the turnbuckle, The Jeopardizer is attempting to get the crowd more involved while Sam King stands motionless watching Anarkist as he is taken up onto the top rope. Rick Jones lifts Anarkist to the top of the turnbucke, the crowd jeering as Jones grabs Anarkist and executes a huge DDT off the top rope...Anarkist's head bounces off the turnbuckle and Rick Jones is quick to cover, Walker counts...1...2..! Anarkist just manages to break free from the cover.]

Sully: He was counting fairly there, I can't believe it.

JP: Still a bit fast if you ask me.

[The Jeopardizer has seen enough, Fozzy looks the other way as "Jay-Z" leaps over the ropes and runs at Rick Jones...Jones is standing up and turns round as The Jeopardizer launches himself and knocks Rick Jones down with a cross body, Jones is sent to the canvas...Hart Evans is straight in the ring and grabs The Jeopardizer by the hair...but "Jay-Z" twists round and punches Hart Evans so that the Canadian is forced to move back, The Jeopardizer grabs him and snaps him in half with a huge backbreaker. Walker grabs The Jeopardizer and pushes him back towards his corner, shouting at him not to break the rules, Fozzy grabs Ed and waves his finger at him. Ed spits right in Fozz's face!]

Sully: Whoah!

JP: Jesus! The President just spat in the face of his General Manager...

Sully: There is going to be hell to pay for that one action!

[Fozzy wipes the spit from his face, Laura is screaming at her father from the outside...Ed turns away but Fozzy grabs him and places his hands around the throat of the MWF President...Ed is forced to the mat and Fozzy slams the President's head repeatidly against the canvas...both members of the "Connection" are down and Ed's face is turning blue. Anarkist is getting to his feet, "Jay-Z" just watches as Fozzy finally releases the hold, he slaps Ed round the face and then kicks him towards the ropes. Anarkist is helped up by The Jeopardizer who then goes back to his corner, Hart Evans is helped to his feet by Fozzy and led back to his corner. Rick Jones gets up and the crowd roar as Anarkist big boots the smaller man.]

JP: He almost took his damn head off!

Sully: Rick Jones would have been well advised to have ducked!

[Anarkist quickly covers, and Fozzy who had been taking care of putting Hart Evans in his corner starts the count...1...2! Rick Jones rolls the shoulder. Anarkist looks frustrated as he leads Rick Jones over to his teams corner, he slaps the hand of The Jeopardizer and Sam King isn't even watching as Anarkist keeps Rick Jones in a headlock and "Jay-Z" lands a good punch square on the temple of Rick Jones, Anarkist releases "Acid" and The Jeopardizer whips him into the ropes...Rick Jones comes back and "Jay-Z" connects with a well placed dropkick to the knee of Jones. Rick Jones clutches his knee in pain as The Jeopardizer stalks around him, he stomps on the knee of Rick Jones again....and again....he then leans down and picks Rick Jones up. The Jeopardizer looks to irish whip Jones into the turnbuckle, but "Acid" reverses the whip and sends The Jeopardizer into the ropes..."Jay-Z" comes back looking for a clothesline but Jones ducks and leaps and makes the tag to "The Headliner".]

JP: Now the fresher man is in....

Sully: Rick Jones has already fought once tonight, he's going to be a hell of a lot weaker than Hart Evans, but as I said earlier in the show, Rick Jones is a brawler, a fighter...

[Hart Evans runs at The Jeopardizer and sends him packing with a clothesline..."Jay-Z" to Evans' suprise gets straight back up again and with the crowd roaring him on he ducks a punch and then evades a kick, he catches the leg of Hart Evans and hits a well timed dragon screw, sending Hart Evans sprawling across the ring...Evans ends up near Sam King and "The King" gives Hart Evans a stomp from behind the ropes. President Edward Walker leaps in Sam King's face, but King just shrugs while Ed rants and raves, Anarkist walks over and pushes Ed away, Walker pushes Anarkist straight back!]

JP: Oh hell no, Anarkist, don't do it!

[Anarkist points at the MWF President, Anarkist grabs Ed by the throat and begins to lift him up....but suddenly Anarkist drops the President as Sam King kicks Anarkist in the back of the knee, King kicks Anarkist again, this time in the mid-section...Anarkist drops to his knees and the crowd horrified at what is happening, look on as King lands the final King Kick to the head of Anarkist. Anarkist collapses in a heap as Sam King climbs back to his corner...Fozzy looks on in horror. The Jeopardizer has got Hart Evans in the corner, he executes a knife-edge chop, the crowd don't make any sound, they're still shocked at Sam King's actions.]

Sully: Sam King seems to have turned into the biggest asshole since...since...well the asshole!

JP: I can't believe he just executed the King Kicks on Anarkist...the man who's on his side.

Sully: But they're not on the same side are they JP? They're against each other in four days time at MAYhem.

[This fact seems to hit Sam King as he looks at the grounded Anarkist, Sam King drops from the ring apron and walks over to the part of the ring where Anarkist is laid out, King grabs Anarkist's leg and from the outside pulls Anarkist near the turnbuckle....he takes the leg of Anarkist and rams it hard into the steel of the ringpost, Anarkist cries out in pain as King goes to slam the leg of the man he will meet for the MWF World Title. The Jeopardizer has Hart Evans slumped into the turnbuckle, Ed is still down on the canvas after being dropped by Anarkist. Rick Jones seizes the opportunity and taking his MWF Tag belt he climbs into the ring, The Jeopardizer turns around and gets nailed with the MWF Tag Team belt, Fozzy sees this and shouts something to Peter Santos...the bell sounds and a shocked crowd suddenly awaken.]

JP: What!?

Sully: Oh damn!

Peter Santos: And your winners, through disqualificaiton, Anarkist, Sam King and The Jeopardizer!

[Rick Jones smiles evily as he helps Hart Evans to his feet, Jones whispers something to Evans and the two men quickly slide out of the ring....the camera now focus' on Anarkist who now on his feet, watches Sam King as "The King" taunts Anarkist from the outside. The MWF's General Manager is infront of Anarkist, attempting to calm him down, Anarkist is livid and points at King and then at a MAYhem banner which hangs up on the rafters. King responds with the middle finger.]

JP: Sam King has turned, he's turned against his friends and against the fans who adored him.

Sully: He's almost as bad as them damn Canadian's.

[The "Canadian Connection" have made a quick exit up the entrance ramp, The Jeopardizer is helped to his feet by the MWF General Manager, Anarkist calls for King to get back in the ring...but King continues to back slowly up the entrance ramp, making a gesture that the MWF World Title will be around his waist.]

JP: These two men, in four days time will meet at MAYhem and the MWF World Title will be on the line.

Sully: It's going to be one hell of a match, and Anarkist is pissed, his eyes have the look of a man livid with rage.

JP: They say, that a dangerous man is one who is fighting an enemy instead of a friend.

Sully: Anarkist is going to kill Sam King for what he's done...and I'm not sure if I want to tune in to find out.

JP: I think you're going to have to Sully, this is only just beginning.

Sully: Sam King, the man that everyone used to love.

JP: We're going to have to begin the short wait until MAYhem until we finally find out who will be the next MWF World Champion.

Sully: I can't wait JP! I want to know right now...right now I tell you!

JP: Damnit Sully, you'll have to hold your horses.

Sully: Arghhh!

JP: We'll see you on Friday, for MWF: MAYhem!


The MWF is the Maximum Wrestling Federation, copyright to Edward Walker 2003. Thanks to Joe Forrest and Stefan for making this show what it is, I hope you can all join us for MWF:MAYhem.

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