Anarkist, "The King" Sam King and "Jay-Z" The
Jeopardizer
versus
Rick "Acid" Jones and "The Headliner" Hart Evans
w/Amanda
Handicap Tag Match
Special Referees: MWF President Edward Walker and
MWF General Manager Fozzy w/Laura Walker
Peter Santos: This match is scheduled for one fall and is a
Handicap Tag Team contest. Making their way to the ring first,
weighing in at a combined weight of 758 lbs., Anarkist, "The King"
Sam King and the MWF Xtreme Champion, "Jay-Z" The Jeopardizer!
[The crowd roar as "Papercut" by Linkin Park plays and Anarkist
walks out first, he waits and the two figures of Sam King and The
Jeopardizer walk out, the MWF Xtreme Title over "Jay-Z's" shoulder as
he walks a step or two behind Sam King.]
JP: I wonder if those two can hold it down
tonight, I hope they can because I can't bear to see such a great tag
team go down the drain like this...
Sully: I wouldn't miss them, I'm sure the
"Connection" wouldn't either.
JP: Those damn Canadian's seem to be winning
everything and anything at the moment!
Sully: Only because they have talent...may I
point out that Anarkist has never ever won an MWF Title, yet look
he's up in the Main Event. How the hell does that work?
Peter Santos: And their opponents, from Canada, the MWF Tag
Team Champions, accompanied by Amanda, Rick "Acid" Jones and "The
Headliner" Hart Evans!
["Taking Me Down" by Hardline hits the PA system and the crowd
jeer as the "Connection" appear, with Amanda holding the Canadian
flag which recieves even more jeers as it is raised to the crowd.
Rick Jones and Hart Evans show off their Tag Team gold, flaunting the
belts and jeering at King and "Jay-Z".]
JP: I hate their attitude, they're so cocky
about their ability.
Sully: That's because they can walk what
they talk!
JP: I sure do hope they can finally see the
error of their ways and stop putting everything that is
'Americanised' down.
Sully: I don't like them one bit for that!
But Amanda, now that is a different story!
[The "Connection" have now reached the ring....they take their
places on the turnbuckles and raise the MWF Tag Team Titles. "Jay-Z"
looks towards Sam King but "The King" turns his head away from his
partner and just stares at Anarkist, Anarkist does not return the
gaze as the MWF President has appeared on the entrance way.]
Peter Santos: And one of two special guest referees for this
match, the MWF President Edward Walker!
[Ed is already on the entrance way, wearing the MWF referee's
shirt with a pair of smart black trousers...he taunts to the crowd as
"Comeback" blasts from the PA system.]
Peter Santos: And the other referee.....accompanied by his
fiancee, Laura Walker, the MWF's General Manger Fozzy!
["Seven Naton Army" by The White Stripes plays as Fozzy walks out,
the hand of Laura Walker in his own and he raises her arm to the
crowd and the wolf whistles begin.]
Sully: Wow! Laura looks incredible
tonight....
JP: I have to agree...
[The President's daughter is dressed in a black skirt which has
been deliberatly shortened and it hugs her curvacious body...a silver
top with a slit across her chest shows some cleavage and Fozzy smiles
as the crowd cheer them as they make their way down the entrance
ramp.]
Sully: Certainly making an impression...on
me.
JP: She's something that Laura Walker, she's
really something.
Sully: This Iowa crowd are lucky...but we've
got the best seats in the house JP!
[The MWF's General Manager climbs into the ring and Anarkist
offers the lowered ropes to Laura Walker, she accepts and climbs
through, Fozzy walks forward and extends his hand to the MWF
President, his comrade and workmate. Edward Walker looks at the hand
of Fozzy and turns the other cheek and talks to Rick Jones and Hart
Evans, Fozzy, visibly hurt by the actions of Walker orders Laura from
the ring. Fozzy calls for the bell and the fight begins.]
JP: Here we go! One hell of a match is going
to be had here in Council Bluffs, and Anarkist is dead set on taking
it all the way to the "Connection".
Sully: He won't get very far then...
[Anarkist charges forward at the sound of the bell, Rick Jones
turns, startled by the onrushing Anarkist and gets nailed by a super
clothesline...Hart Evans is on the outside and he hurls abuse at
Anarkist...the words "traitor" can clearly be heard...Anarkist turns
and swings at Evans, but "The Headliner" is too fast and ducks the
punch. Jones is getting back to his feet and he grabs Anarkist from
behind, Anarkist struggles buck Jones, the smaller man, manages to
take Anarkist down with a school boy...Walker makes the count...1...!
Anarkist breaks free.]
JP: Fozzy should be making those
counts...
Sully: But he'll go too slow!
JP: Walker goes too fast!
[Fozzy shouts something at the President, Anarkist turns to Walker
and glares at him, allowing Rick Jones to make the tag to Hart Evans.
The Tag Team Champions jeer Anarkist as he turns round and realises
the tag was made, Anarkist gets "The Headliner" but Evans nails a
right hand to the chest of Anarkist, he nails a left and then another
right, Anarkist is doubled up and Hart Evans whips Anarkist into the
ropes...as Anarkist comes back he takes him into a suplex position,
he heaves and lifts the huge man up..Anarkist's legs are off the
screen as Evan's to show his strength stalls the suplex, the crowd
jeer as he brings Anarkist crashing down.]
Sully: Whoah! Not many men can do that to
Anarkist.
JP: The "Connection" sure are pumped
tonight.
[Hart Evans drags Anarkist back to the "Connection" corner and
tags back in Rick Jones. Jones takes the tag and starts to stamp down
on Anarkist, the self-titled "Unluckiest" man in the MWF is reeling
as Jones gets him to his feet. Evans cheers on Rick Jones as he takes
Anarkist to the turnbuckle, The Jeopardizer is attempting to get the
crowd more involved while Sam King stands motionless watching
Anarkist as he is taken up onto the top rope. Rick Jones lifts
Anarkist to the top of the turnbucke, the crowd jeering as Jones
grabs Anarkist and executes a huge DDT off the top rope...Anarkist's
head bounces off the turnbuckle and Rick Jones is quick to cover,
Walker counts...1...2..! Anarkist just manages to break free from the
cover.]
Sully: He was counting fairly there, I can't
believe it.
JP: Still a bit fast if you ask me.
[The Jeopardizer has seen enough, Fozzy looks the other way as
"Jay-Z" leaps over the ropes and runs at Rick Jones...Jones is
standing up and turns round as The Jeopardizer launches himself and
knocks Rick Jones down with a cross body, Jones is sent to the
canvas...Hart Evans is straight in the ring and grabs The Jeopardizer
by the hair...but "Jay-Z" twists round and punches Hart Evans so that
the Canadian is forced to move back, The Jeopardizer grabs him and
snaps him in half with a huge backbreaker. Walker grabs The
Jeopardizer and pushes him back towards his corner, shouting at him
not to break the rules, Fozzy grabs Ed and waves his finger at him.
Ed spits right in Fozz's face!]
Sully: Whoah!
JP: Jesus! The President just spat in the
face of his General Manager...
Sully: There is going to be hell to pay for
that one action!
[Fozzy wipes the spit from his face, Laura is screaming at her
father from the outside...Ed turns away but Fozzy grabs him and
places his hands around the throat of the MWF President...Ed is
forced to the mat and Fozzy slams the President's head repeatidly
against the canvas...both members of the "Connection" are down and
Ed's face is turning blue. Anarkist is getting to his feet, "Jay-Z"
just watches as Fozzy finally releases the hold, he slaps Ed round
the face and then kicks him towards the ropes. Anarkist is helped up
by The Jeopardizer who then goes back to his corner, Hart Evans is
helped to his feet by Fozzy and led back to his corner. Rick Jones
gets up and the crowd roar as Anarkist big boots the smaller man.]
JP: He almost took his damn head off!
Sully: Rick Jones would have been well
advised to have ducked!
[Anarkist quickly covers, and Fozzy who had been taking care of
putting Hart Evans in his corner starts the count...1...2! Rick Jones
rolls the shoulder. Anarkist looks frustrated as he leads Rick Jones
over to his teams corner, he slaps the hand of The Jeopardizer and
Sam King isn't even watching as Anarkist keeps Rick Jones in a
headlock and "Jay-Z" lands a good punch square on the temple of Rick
Jones, Anarkist releases "Acid" and The Jeopardizer whips him into
the ropes...Rick Jones comes back and "Jay-Z" connects with a well
placed dropkick to the knee of Jones. Rick Jones clutches his knee in
pain as The Jeopardizer stalks around him, he stomps on the knee of
Rick Jones again....and again....he then leans down and picks Rick
Jones up. The Jeopardizer looks to irish whip Jones into the
turnbuckle, but "Acid" reverses the whip and sends The Jeopardizer
into the ropes..."Jay-Z" comes back looking for a clothesline but
Jones ducks and leaps and makes the tag to "The Headliner".]
JP: Now the fresher man is in....
Sully: Rick Jones has already fought once
tonight, he's going to be a hell of a lot weaker than Hart Evans, but
as I said earlier in the show, Rick Jones is a brawler, a
fighter...
[Hart Evans runs at The Jeopardizer and sends him packing with a
clothesline..."Jay-Z" to Evans' suprise gets straight back up again
and with the crowd roaring him on he ducks a punch and then evades a
kick, he catches the leg of Hart Evans and hits a well timed dragon
screw, sending Hart Evans sprawling across the ring...Evans ends up
near Sam King and "The King" gives Hart Evans a stomp from behind the
ropes. President Edward Walker leaps in Sam King's face, but King
just shrugs while Ed rants and raves, Anarkist walks over and pushes
Ed away, Walker pushes Anarkist straight back!]
JP: Oh hell no, Anarkist, don't do
it!
[Anarkist points at the MWF President, Anarkist grabs Ed by the
throat and begins to lift him up....but suddenly Anarkist drops the
President as Sam King kicks Anarkist in the back of the knee, King
kicks Anarkist again, this time in the mid-section...Anarkist drops
to his knees and the crowd horrified at what is happening, look on as
King lands the final King Kick to the head of Anarkist. Anarkist
collapses in a heap as Sam King climbs back to his corner...Fozzy
looks on in horror. The Jeopardizer has got Hart Evans in the corner,
he executes a knife-edge chop, the crowd don't make any sound,
they're still shocked at Sam King's actions.]
Sully: Sam King seems to have turned into
the biggest asshole since...since...well the asshole!
JP: I can't believe he just executed the
King Kicks on Anarkist...the man who's on his side.
Sully: But they're not on the same side are
they JP? They're against each other in four days time at
MAYhem.
[This fact seems to hit Sam King as he looks at the grounded
Anarkist, Sam King drops from the ring apron and walks over to the
part of the ring where Anarkist is laid out, King grabs Anarkist's
leg and from the outside pulls Anarkist near the turnbuckle....he
takes the leg of Anarkist and rams it hard into the steel of the
ringpost, Anarkist cries out in pain as King goes to slam the leg of
the man he will meet for the MWF World Title. The Jeopardizer has
Hart Evans slumped into the turnbuckle, Ed is still down on the
canvas after being dropped by Anarkist. Rick Jones seizes the
opportunity and taking his MWF Tag belt he climbs into the ring, The
Jeopardizer turns around and gets nailed with the MWF Tag Team belt,
Fozzy sees this and shouts something to Peter Santos...the bell
sounds and a shocked crowd suddenly awaken.]
JP: What!?
Sully: Oh damn!
Peter Santos: And your winners, through disqualificaiton,
Anarkist, Sam King and The Jeopardizer!
[Rick Jones smiles evily as he helps Hart Evans to his feet, Jones
whispers something to Evans and the two men quickly slide out of the
ring....the camera now focus' on Anarkist who now on his feet,
watches Sam King as "The King" taunts Anarkist from the outside. The
MWF's General Manager is infront of Anarkist, attempting to calm him
down, Anarkist is livid and points at King and then at a MAYhem
banner which hangs up on the rafters. King responds with the middle
finger.]
JP: Sam King has turned, he's turned against
his friends and against the fans who adored him.
Sully: He's almost as bad as them damn
Canadian's.
[The "Canadian Connection" have made a quick exit up the entrance
ramp, The Jeopardizer is helped to his feet by the MWF General
Manager, Anarkist calls for King to get back in the ring...but King
continues to back slowly up the entrance ramp, making a gesture that
the MWF World Title will be around his waist.]
JP: These two men, in four days time will
meet at MAYhem and the MWF World Title will be on the line.
Sully: It's going to be one hell of a match,
and Anarkist is pissed, his eyes have the look of a man livid with
rage.
JP: They say, that a dangerous man is one
who is fighting an enemy instead of a friend.
Sully: Anarkist is going to kill Sam King
for what he's done...and I'm not sure if I want to tune in to find
out.
JP: I think you're going to have to Sully,
this is only just beginning.
Sully: Sam King, the man that everyone used
to love.
JP: We're going to have to begin the short
wait until MAYhem until we finally find out who will be the next MWF
World Champion.
Sully: I can't wait JP! I want to know right
now...right now I tell you!
JP: Damnit Sully, you'll have to hold your
horses.
Sully: Arghhh!
JP: We'll see you on Friday, for MWF:
MAYhem!
The MWF is the
Maximum Wrestling Federation, copyright to Edward Walker 2003. Thanks
to Joe Forrest and Stefan for making this show what it is, I hope you
can all join us for MWF:MAYhem.
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