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[The scene changes to outside of the arena and you see a familiar
black Sedan pulling into the back of the arena. Katherine MacDougal
steps out and a few of the non-wrestling employees see her, stop what
they're doing, and begin to walk in the opposite direction, trying
not to catch her eye. As she looks around, the natural hustle and
bustle of the backstage area seems to slow as she enter.]
JP: Well look who it is, Ed Walkers newest
nightmare.
Sully: But those are one set of puppies I
would like to see, just out of mace-can reach though.
JP: She definately seems to have the boss
bent over a log in this situation.
[The superstars she passes in the back seem to be a little
worried, maybe even a little scared, as she walks by them they try to
look the other way. She seems to be walking with a purpose to the
ring, as she's walking she passes Jay T for the second time in two
weeks. He turns just as she is by his side and he flinches, hoping
that he's not gonna get maced again. As she walks by him she slides
her glasses her down her nose a little and smirks. Focusing back on
the task at hand, she slides her glasses back up. And walks with a
purpose to the ring. She walks out of the back area and down the ramp
the fans jeer and boo her as she makes her way into the ring, she
walks over to the ring announcer and he hands her a mic.]
JP: You mean we have got to listen to the
little harlet too.
Sully: Careful J.P. Don't wanna a lawsuit
against you too, do ya?
JP: She would sell her mama down the river
if it meant furthering her career.
MacDougal: Hello there people, My name is
Katherine MacDougal. I'm the newly aquired lawyer of Eddie "The
Pitbull" Benoit. I gave a proposal to the Commissioner of the MWF
last week, and told him that I'd be expecting an answer tonight. I'm
here now, just one week later, and would like that answer now. So if
you don't mind coming down from your ivory tower, Mr. Walker, I would
like the answer to the million, excuse me, the multi-million dollar
question.
JP: See what I mean, she is willing to take
a mans livelyhood to further her status in life.
Sully: That would have a nice ring Katherine
"Slayer of Walker" MacDougal, beside what do you know about life
status.
JP: See now your just being dumb.
Sully: J.P. you should be happy she doesn't
have a lawsuit against you.
[After Katherine's little rant, the face of a very angry owner
appears on screen. Ed Walker is not happy with this situation.
Katherine turns to look at the screen above the entrance-way,
standing in the middle of the ring arms crossed with a stern look on
her face.]
JP: Here we go folks the boss has made his
decision and it looks like he's not too happy either. He's gotta make
the decision or lose control of his business, a business he has built
himself. Let's listen to his answer.
Walker: Hello there Ms. MacDougal for the
second week in a row, you have came to my business demanding an
answer like you have some sort of authority around here. Well, in the
intrest of "Fairness" Katherine, you will get an answer. Your client
is going to get his match at MAYhem. Shiv vs. Pitbull in a Buried
Alive Match May 30th, London England. But... There is another
stipulation I am adding to this match, no body is allowed ringside,
no refs, no valets, no friends and definitely no lawyers Ms.
MacDougal, just two warriors in the middle of that ring.
JP: Well it looks like the match is on and
Shiv will get his revenge for what happened to his friend Rick
Martel.
Sully: Rick Martel....Rick....Martel, well
at least he's still alive for god sake, this man Shiv desecrate
Misery's grave and she can't even defend herself.
JP: Well neither could Martel SULLY!
[Walker starts to look a little more delighted now, and he sits
back in his chair with a smile on his face.]
Walker: Oh and if you could tell you client
something. Let your client know that this ones is gonna be on me but
there won't be a next one, because at the PPV, Benoit, my investment
will finally pay off and you will be Buried Alive!
JP: Oh my...Oh my where did he come from
where did he come from...it's Shiv.
Sully: Don't do it Shiv not worht the wallet
pains man, what is he gonna do to her.
[Out of nowhere it seems, Shiv slides under the rope quietly as
Katherine reflects on Ed's comment. Shiv stands behind her as the
crowd goes crazy. Katherine realizes that the jeers have turned to
cheers and she knows somethings not right. She turns around to see
Shiv standing behind her and she tries to get out of the ring
thinking he is not going to touch her, but before she gets out of the
ring he grabs her by the red bun on her head and pulls her back to
the center of the ring smiling towards the crowd as they go crazy
wanting him to pummle this witch.]
JP: THAT'S RIGHT DROP THAT JEZEBAL RIGHT ON
HER HEAD!
Sully: He's gonna kill her isn't he J.P.,
all in the name of revenge for his friend right. He's gonna attack a
defenseless woman.
JP: She's a god forsaken lawyer
SULLY!
Sully: You're right there J.P., you don't
have to get fired up man you wanna have a stroke.
[But instead he pulls her quickly toward his mouth as he lays a
long hard kiss on her lips, he releases her to cheers of Shiv Shiv
Shiv. Ed watching from the screen, is laughing at what Shiv has
done.]
JP: Well see there he just wanted to show is
all you need is love to warm up the cold heart of Ms.
MacDougal.
Sully: Cold it may be but Katherine does not
look like she's warmed up to the Shivinator.
[Disgusted by what just happened, humiliated in front of arena
fans, and all the viewers at home, standing there in the ring, she
reaches into her shoulder bag, for tissue to wipe her lips from the
kiss Shiv left behind. And Shiv has the crowd going nuts! He turns to
look at her and laugh. She has grabbed something else from her purse
though walking up to him. She sprays him right in the eyes with the
mace she used on Jay T last week, dropping Shiv to the canvas as he
rolls around on his back rolling around in agony from the burning of
the mace. Katherine takes her heels off and runs from the ring, the
camera crew follows her all the way back, and out by her car, she
gets in it and speeds off, squealing the tires.]
JP: I hope that's the last we see of that
Jezebel in the MWF... She got what she wanted. Look at Shiv in the
ring, He's up, but who knows how his vision is going to be at the
Pay-Per-View.... Why can't Eddie Benoit just play by the
rules?
Sully: That's what sets him apart, JP, and
that's why he is going to have an edge at MAYhem.
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