versus

"The Pitbull" Eddie Benoit

Hardcore Match

Referee: Chris Forrest

Writer: Adam Kelly

[Last Man Standing by Biohazard hit's the PA system, the crowd rise to their feet, and as 'Phoenix' Sean Harley comes out of the red curtain, they cheer loudly and welcome the Phoenix home. The bell rings and announcer Peter Santos begins to speak�]

Peter Santos: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall, and it is a Hardcore match! Introducing first, representing Overkill, from Chelmsford, ENGLAND, weighing in a 220 pounds, he is 'The Phoenix' Sean Harley!

[At the mention of the word England and Harley the crowd go nuts! Sean walks slowly down the entrance ramp and as he is half way down he lifts his arms up with authority! The fans are wild!]

Sully: The fans usually boo Sean Harley, why on Earth are they cheering him on tonight!?

JP: The only reason I can think of is because he is of course from this great country of England.

Sully: Oh yeah, silly me! &endash; I never thought of that one JP!

JP: �Just call me the guru!

Sully: Haha!

[Once in the ring, 'The Phoenix' starts to taunt; he addresses the fans with great approval for all the cheers they gave him during his first steps into the main arena. After taunting, he goes to the ropes and starts to stretch, waiting on for his opponent to come out.]

Sully: Well JP�Here comes the Pitbull!

[Behind Blue Eyes by Limp Bizkit suddenly erupts throughout the arena!]

Sully: Whhhoa! That basically smacked Biohazard's song right out the arena! �And probably right into Australia!

JP: Yeah, too sudden for my liking!

[The music plays but no one seems to come out.]

Peter Santos: And his opponent, from Port Angeles, Washington, also weighing in at 220 pounds, he is the Pitbull�He is Eddie Benoit!

[The crowd jeer uncontrollably!]

Sully: Haha! The reaction that Benoit just got is definitely gonna effect his morale in tonight's match.

JP: It won't effect him Sully. &endash; Eddie Benoit is a monster, he doesn't care about anything, what he does to people is just disgusting. Yet underneath that evil and sadistic body is a man corrupted by chaos. A soul that holds Benoit's true power and spirit in professional wrestling.

Sully: Yeah, you don't have to give us the A-Z of Eddie Benoit JP, just get on with calling this match properly! And besides, where is Eddie Benoit!?

[The arena suddenly fills with grey smoke, and darkness completely covers the atmosphere.]

Sully: What the!?

JP: The lights are off, theres a thick smog everywhere, I can't see a damn thing!

[About 15 seconds later the smog clears and the lights turn back on, but what is seen is of Sean Harley being held in the Lock-Jaw by Eddie Benoit who is wearing street attire!]

Sully: What the heck!?

JP: Where did Benoit come from!? He's snuck up on Harley! �And he's got him in the Lock-Jaw!

[Sean is tapping desperately, his strength taken away by the unexpected attack.]

Sully: Sean is tapping! This is over!

JP: But the match hasn't even started, the bell hasn't rung and the referee isn't in or even around the ring!

Sully: Where did he go?

[Harley keeps tapping and Eddie finally lets go. He leaves Sean in a heap as referee Chris Forrest runs to the ring after his sudden, strange disappearance. Chad slides into the ring and rings the bell to start off the match.]

JP: And now we're officially under way!

Sully: Finally the bell has rung and we can enjoy this great Hardcore spectacle!

[Eddie Benoit walks slowly around the ring, he is measuring his downed opponent. He quickly makes a signal as he gets closer to the Phoenix.]

JP: Benoit looks like he's measuring up Sean.

Sully: Yeah, but what's he gonna pull of?

[Benoit stops still, looks up at the ceiling and quickly ducks down, he swipes his body to the side and locks in the RayBeez! He screams, it's as if he is feeling the pain that Harley is. Out of nowhere Sean raises his body up and low-blows Benoit! Eddie falls down to his knees, Harley gets to his feet, Sean runs to the ropes, bounces off and delivers a huge front dropkick to the face of Eddie Benoit!]

JP: What a comeback!

Sully: Well JP�That's gotta hurt!

[The camera pans in to the face of the Pitbull, you can see that Benoit already has a bleeding nose.]

JP: Benoit's busted open!

Sully: It's dripping down! �Fight, fight, fight!

[Harley gets back up, he slides to the side of Eddie and spins him over into an Oklahoma Roll.]

JP: First pin of the match! �

[The referee counts: 1�2� Benoit just gets the shoulder up. Harley is frustrated. He taunts and the fans cheer him on once again.]

Sully: It's like the fans are feeding him energy!

JP: They are! He has high, running adrenaline, I think Benoit and Harley are even in damage now!

[The Phoenix stalks Benoit as he gets to his feet. Sean Harley runs to the Pitbull but is greeted with an unorthodox kick to the abdominal area. Front Face Lock is applied by Eddie Benoit as he tightens the hold. Suddenly, he hooks over the right arm of the Overkill member and lifts him high into the air. Eddie now has Sean Harley locked in a stalling Vertical Suplex position. The crowd count to an astonishing 20 seconds!]

JP: Oh my God! 20 seconds in the air!

Sully: All the blood has rushed to his head! Argh!

[After the 20 seconds, Benoit drops Harley right on his head in hard-hitting Brainbuster DDT.]

Sully: I thought it was gonna be a Suplex!

JP: So did I! &endash; And, oh God, he dropped him right on the top of his head!

[Benoit hooks the leg�]

Sully: This one is over�

[Chris Forrest counts: 1�2�Just up! The crowd cheer very loudly as Eddie Benoit holds his hands up in annoyance]

JP: How the hell!?

Sully: That was over for sure! �Um, erm�The referee is a fix!

JP: Don't be stupid Sully, you know full well that Harley kicked-out himself!

Sully: Don't call me stupid JP! &endash; Or I'll throw you into the ring with the Pitbull!

JP: Whatever�let's just get back to calling the match.

[Benoit slides out the ring. He looks at a male fan and gives him the finger.]

JP: Well that was uncalled for.

[Benoit kicks the steel steps twice then lifts the ring apron up. He looks under, he pulls out a 10 foot ladder, two tables, a trash can and some handcuffs.]

Sully: Handcuffs!?

JP: Benoit is just sick and twisted.

Sully: Yeah, but I love it!

[The Pitbull puts the handcuffs just under the bottom rope on the side facing the entrance ramp and the MaxiTron. He sets up the two tables just outside the ring and throws the ladder and trash can into the ring. By this time, the Phoenix is back up, regaining his strength to carry on in the match. For once, Harley goes out of the ring, he looks under the ring and pulls out an acoustic guitar!]

Sully: Woohoo! I wanna here him play!

JP: Don't be stupid again�

Sully: I'm warning you!

[Harley and Benoit are both in the ring now, weapons in hand &endash; Benoit has the ladder and Sean has the guitar. The Pitbull runs at the Phoenix with the 10 foot long steel ladder, he misses! Throws the ladder against the ropes and it bounces off behind him! Sean drops the guitar and catches the ladder!]

JP: How mentally aware can you get!?

[Benoit turns around and is smashed square in the face by the ladder at the hands of Sean Harley. The sound of steel hitting skull ricochets through the entire arena-complex.]

Sully: No!

JP: Yes!

[Benoit falls to the ground as Sean drops the ladder�But Benoit immediately rises!]

JP: He has just risen! Like a monster�like the undead!

[Even more blood covers Eddie's entire face now, but it doesn't stop the Pitbull in his tracks, not one bit. Harley is completely amazed by the sudden rise of Benoit and is shocked-still. Eddie Benoit picks up the guitar and smashes it over the head of the Phoenix!]

Sully: What a shot! Perfection at it's peak!

[Harley doesn't rise unlike Benoit. Sean lays motionless with blood dripping down from the back of his head and from his face. Benoit covers the downed Overkill member. The referee counts: 1�2�Kick-out!]

JP: Come on Harley!

Sully: What in God's name is Sean Harley!?

[Benoit is once again completely astounded. He is unbelievably annoyed! The Pitbull grabs the ladder and sets it up on the furthest, vertical side of the ring. He grabs Sean Harley by the head and puts him on the ladder, locking his hands in every steel step and raising him up. Both men are up at the top of the ladder, they are about 13 foot in the air to ground level and 10 foot high from the ring. At this time, the Phoenix is regaining consciousness. Benoit once again grabs the hair of Harley he goes to slam his head into the top of the ladder but fails! Harley bends his leg under the top step of the steel structure and kicks Benoit in the gut! He moans and looks like he's about to fall! Luckily for him he just hangs on but is on the receiving end of a Front Face Lock on top of the ladder!]

JP: Oh my God!

Sully: You gotta be kiddin' me!

[The Phoenix lifts up Benoit and Superplexes him off the 10 foot ladder! Harley holds on to the steel but Benoit goes flying over! He falls 13 feet off the structure and plummets through the announcer's table!]

Sully: Nooo!

JP: That could of killed him!

[The fans chant and cheer for Sean Harley. It sounds like the arena is about to explode with verbal gestures from all the crazy MWF fans! Sean climbs down from the ladder slowly, he is about to get out of the ring when he notices Miss Katherine McDougal walking down to the ring!]

Sully: Yes! Eddie Benoit's hot lawyer is here!

JP: Damn! She's gonna brew some damn trouble up.

Sully: I'm loving it!

[Miss McDougal makes her way closer and closer to the ring with her business-like slow strut. She gets to the apron and climbs up. She tries to slap the Phoenix but Sean blocks the shot! Harley grabs the metal handcuffs from under the bottom rope and locks Katherine's right hand to the top rope!]

Sully: Don't hurt her Sean!

JP: Give her what she deserves!

[Sean gets the trash can that Eddie threw in the ring earlier in the match, he lifts it up and smashes it over McDougal's head!]

Sully: What, what, what!?

JP: Harley just blew her brains out with that trash can shot!

Sully: Woman beater! Ahh!

[Katherine can't fall because she is locked to the ropes. Harley turns away, looks at Benoit's limp body and turns back to Miss McDougal. He unlocks the handcuffs and holds her hair so she cannot fall backwards! He locks her in a Suplex position and raises her up!]

Sully: No, no, nooo!

[Harley delivers a Front Suplex from the apron to the outside! Katherine McDougal falls face-first through the two tables that Benoit stacked up at the start!]

JP: She just ploughed through the tables!

Sully: Tell me I'm dreaming!

[The crowd are going bananas! They are cheering Harley on! �But they suddenly quieten down as Eddie Benoit is noticed coming back in the ring!]

JP: Turn around Sean, turn around!

[Out of nowhere Benoit snaps Sean back and locks him in the Lock-Jaw!]

JP: Damn it! This can't happen! Don't tap Sean, don't tap out!

Sully: Harder, harder, harder!

[Sean has no choice but to tap out! He slaps his hand down three times and Chris Forrest calls for the bell.]

Sully: What an ending!

JP: Damn it! The nightmare of this match has just come true!

[The bell sounds and Peter Santos announces the winner�]

Peter Santos: Here is your winner by submission�'Pitbull' Eddie Benoit!

[The crowd jeer again, ripping the manhood out of Benoit as he raises his arms in victory. The crowd explode with cheers as Shiv comes out of nowhere with a shovel, the "Twisted Vizion" member blasts Benoit across the back of the head with a shovel!]

Sully: That's going to be some serious brain damage!

JP: Shiv has just knocked down Eddie Benoit with a shovel, he's getting a head start before MAYhem...

["The Pitbull" collapses to the mat, he drops to his knees and the shovel comes with with a massive blow to the back of Eddie Benoit's head and he drops to the mat. Shiv turns away and raises the shovel in the air, the crowd roar in response to the attack from the "Shivinator"....Benoit rolls up and Shiv is caught by surprise as a low blow from Eddie Benoit knocks Shiv down to size. The back of Benoit's head is bleeding as he staggers away, from an angered Shiv who grabs the ropes for support. Eddie Benoit begins to climb the turnbuckle opposite, the crowd jeering him as he holds the back of his head and climbs with his free hand.]

Sully: If I was Eddie Benoit I'd get the hell out of that ring, Shiv's got a damn spade, it is not a place to be messing around.

JP: Benoit can't hide up there!

[Eddie Benoit steadies himself on the top rope, Shiv turns and the crowd roar as he runs at a surprised Eddie Benoit..."The Pitbull" is pulled off the top rope, he lands feet first on the mat and the crowd explode as Shiv executes the evenflow, smashing the head of Eddie Benoit into the canvas. Shiv scrambles to his feet and raises his arms to the cheering crowd, trash talking down at Eddie Benoit.]

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