MwF - Dynamite Results 17/01/05

MWF Television and WEW Continental Champion: "Rat Bastard" Gutter Rat w/MWF CEO Edward Walker

JP: Gutter Rat and Doomsday are both in the ring right now getting ready for this ever important match! Doomsday is ready and so is Gutter Rat

Sully: Do you know why their both really happy about this match?

JP: Let me guess

Sully: Because let me tell you, one of these guys will get a chance to win the World Title, That would be huge for anyone!

[Doomsday and Gutter Rat square up, Doomsday shoves Rat down. They square off again, this time Rat has Doomsday in a headlock, he whips Doomsday into the ropes and clotheslines him hard to the ground. He picks up Dooms, throws him to the ropes and executes a boot to the face. Rat picks him up, executes a nice suplex. He runs to the ropes, goes to the second rope, flies through the air and hits Dooms square across the face with a fist. Doomsday rolls under the ring in frustration. The fans cheer. Doomsday slides back into the ring. Both men square off again, this time Doomsday rakes the eyes of Gutter Rat, and thoughtfully executes a sidewalk slam.]

JP: The pin. 1......2....No, just a two count.

[Doomsday lifts him up and throws him into the ropes, kicks him in the stomach, and tries to go for a powerbomb]

JP: What a move! Did you see Gutter Rat's body shake?

Sully: That was a lucky move, Gutter Rat didn't shake at all, the only thing shaking is when I kick your ass all the way back to Winnipeg!

JP: Okay, just because I froze my ass off up there doesn't mean you can make fun of me.

Sully: Dude you didn't wear any underwear!

Sully: Your point...?

[Doomsday now lifts up Gutter Rat and throws him into the corner. Gutter Rat is motionless after that fatal powerbomb. Dooms whips him across to the other corner and charges towards Rat. Gutter moves out of the way, as he does so kicks Doomsday across the back of the head. He grabs Doomsday and executes an incredible German suplex. He covers Dooms, but only gets a quick two count. Dooms gets back up on his feet but gets a fist across the face that sends him onto the ground. Gutter Rat paces around the ring giving the finger to the crowd. The fans boo constantly. As he tells the crowd to go you know where, Doomsday finally gets up enough strength. Doomsday charges towards Gutter Rat, Gutter Rat is smart and moves out of the way, Doomsday falls to the ground hitting his head against the bottom rope which cuts him severely.]

Sully: I don't like blood! This is not right, someone should get him a doctor!!

JP: He'll be fine, don't worry.

[Doomsday is flowing with blood, he cut himself on the bottom rope just on the forehead. Gutter Rat picks Dooms up, sends him to the ropes and again punishes him with a boot to the face. He picks him up, punches him in the stomach with a right, then a boot to the stomach, Gutter Rat, suplex's Doomsday. Doomsday has blood covered all over his face, he can barely see.]

Sully: This needs to be stopped!

JP: Don't worry about it, if you don't shut up, I'll give you a fist across your face!

[Doomsday is lying down on the ground bleeding. Gutter rat stomps on him, taunts him, yells at him in annoyance.]

JP: I like this, pure brutal!

Sully: Shush.

[Doomsday stands up, and somehow trips Gutter Rat to the ground. Doomsday stands up groggy, picks up Gutter Rat and executes another powerbomb, he falls down, and isn't able to make a cover.]

JP: We got company!

Sully: What are you talking about?

JP: THE WEW IS HERE!!!!! M-Unit, Rob Burns, Karagious & Eddie Benoit are all here and they've just entered the ring! Poor Doomsday!!!!!

[Rob Burns picks up Gutter Rat and throws him out of the ring. Karagious goes to the outside, grabs a chair, throws it in the ring, Eddie Benoit picks it up and smashes it across the face of Doomsday.]

JP: OH MY GOD!!!

Sully: That looked like it hurt!

[Rob Burns picks up Doomsday again, sets him up for a piledriver and executes it without a sweat.]

JP: OH MY GOD!!!

Sully: The damage is done! Please stop! Please stop!

[Things look hopeless when all of a sudden an MWF wrestler runs down the ramp]

JP: It's VIPERJ!!! VIPERJ IS HERE TO SAVE DOOMSDAY!

[Viper goes to the top rope, he jumps off it and lands on Karagious and Benoit. He ducks a clothesline by Burns, but is whacked in the back of the head with a chair by Benoit. Another smack by the chair across the face of Viper. Both Viper and Doomsday are both in the middle of the ring bleeding like faucets.]

JP: PLEASE SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!!! PLEASE!!

Sully: I kind of like blood now.

[Referee Grant August calls for the bell, and Peter Santos frantically grabs a mic.]

Peter Santos: The referee has judged this match to be a no contest, due to interference!

[The crowd boo and jeer loudly as the WEW wrestlers taunt the fans before heading back up the entrance ramp. As they head up the entrance way the crowd ho wild as "My Sacrifice" by Creed hits the PA system...pictures of the MWF President Insane Wayne are displayed on the MaxiTron.]

JP: What the hell is President Wayne doing out here? He was just beaten down by Father John Ramsey.

[President Wayne appears, not in wrestling attire, but in a smart suit. He has a mic in his hand and he walks onto the entrance ramp to a mixed reaction from the fans. The WEW wrestlers aren't quite sure what to make of this appearance, they glance at each other.]

[The production team quickly cut the music and "My Sacrifice" disappears from the PA system.]

President Wayne: Thank you. Well, we've got here the WEW show-wreckers. Do you think it's funny to come onto the MWF's show and ruin a perfectly good match? Do you?

President Wayne: Huh? Is that all you can do...give me blank looks as if I don't exist? You, you, cretins, think you can just walk right into my show and ruin a match of huge importance and significance.

President Wayne: I told Walker that this petty little feud was a bad idea...a bit of bad blood and it escalates. Now we have a full blown show of MWF versus WEW when before it was just the odd match. It's starving the MWF talent, starving them of precious airtime so that fools like yourselves can come and smash a few heads together. Doomsday and Gutter Rat, as much as it pains for me to admit it, are two of the MWF's finest.

[The crowd actually start to get behind the President and a huge roar goes up from the fans.]

President Wayne: These two men bleed for the Maximum Wrestling Federation, and despite their history with myself, they are ten times better than all of you stood before me. That's why at Authority '05, you're not going to see Thunder Bull versus Doomsday, or Thunder Bull versus Gutter Rat...

President Wayne: You'll see all three of them at once! Thunder Bull, Doomsday and Gutter Rat! A triple threat match for the Maximum Wrestling Federation World Heavyweight Championship...stick that in your damn pipe, and smoke it WEW.

[Wayne throws the mic in the direction of the WEW wrestlers and storms off backstage as the WEW wrestlers continue up the entrance ramp, Gutter Rat is up in the ring and sits there grinning with delight.]

Sully: Due to the interference of the WEW we're going to see Thunder Bull, Doomsday and Gutter Rat in a triple threat for the MWF World Heavyweight Championship.

Sully: We've got the chance to see the great Thunder Bull in action on Monday Night Dynamite right now, he's up against Gunman Stinger.

JP: Gunman Stinger is of course the MWF Television Champion and a real 'puppet'.

JP: He works hard, but he's getting a corporate leg up. He's going to get something different when he meets Gutter Rat at Authority.

"The thought of never knowing"...Walker's eyes are shown in the camera..."Would kill me just the same"...The MWF CEO's eyes turn black and a flash changes them into the eyes of the MWF President Insane Wayne..."A solitary blossom"...A flower is shown beginning to come to life as the snow drifts from it..."Reminders of a friend"...Images are shown of a smiling MWF CEO and President once shaking hands..."What are you saying"...Walker turns to look back at a chaotic ring..."You've got nothing to live for"...President Wayne is shown shaking his head..."You're tired and you're broken"...A still picture is shown of the MWF CEO slumped on his desk..."You just can't free yourself"...Insane Wayne is shown battling against Doomsday..."All the words we've spoken"...The MWF CEO and President exchange heated words as cameras flash..."And buried in the sand"...Gutter Rat is shown standing in his dark alleyway..."The raptured and the broken"...Gutter Rat flicks his hair back, and raises a hand towards the camera......"What are you saying"...Walker turns to look back at a chaotic ring..."You've got nothing to live for"...President Wayne is shown shaking his head..."You're tired and you're broken"...A still picture is shown of the MWF CEO slumped on his desk..."You just can't free yourself"...Insane Wayne is shown battling against Doomsday..."What are you saying"...The MWF President is shown roaring into a microphone with Gunman Stinger behind him..."It's just the thought of rejection"...Insane Wayne runs down the entrance ramp..."It's pulling you deeper"...The MWF CEO strides down the entrance ramp..."You just can't free yourself"...Thunder Bull is shown clutching the MWF World Heavyweight Championship..."Your voluntary loving"...President Wayne and Gunman Stinger shake hands..."Apologies have past"...President Wayne is seen storming out of the office of the MWF CEO..."The fragments of a reason"...Gutter Rat stands on the turnbuckle, holding both the MWF Television and WEW Continental Championships..."The taste of bitter glass"...The Authority '05 logo is shown, the faces of Wayne and Walker merged together...

JP: Me to, a real class track. It sets the stage for tonight's main event perfectly. We'll be right back with Thunder Bull versus Gunman Stinger after this!