versus

MWF Tag Team Champion: "The Headliner" Hart Evans

Singles Match

Referee: Grant August

[The lights in the small arena slowly fade to black, and the crowd falls silent. After 10 seconds with nothing happening, talking starts amongst the crowd members. Suddenly, 'In the End' by Linkin Park hits the PA system and the slow, mysterious introduction plays, with the arena still plunged in darkness.]

Sully: What is this loser doing? Can't he just walk out?

[As the crowd slowly realises this is Kidd Kidman's entrance cheers start to go up around the arena. As the verse cuts in, strobe lighting goes off around the entrance platform and a figure cast in shadow walks out. He looks up and smiles; it's Seth Oxide, the cohort of Kidd Kidman!]

JP: It's Seth Oxide, Kidman's partner� he's gonna be accompanying Kidman at ringside in the match. But what is he doing out here now?

[Oxide runs into the ring, as the first verse of 'In the End' is well on the way to ending. Oxide quickly steps into the ring as the music mutes slightly, but can still be heard in the background.]

Seth Oxide: Ladies and Gentleman put your hands together, for Mr. KIDD KIDMAN!

[Kidd Kidman appears on the entrance way a mike in his hand. He calls for some music and a beat hits and the crowd roar as Kidd begins to rap.]

JP: What the hell!?

Sully: Are you serious?

JP: Kidd's going to rap for us right here on Monday Night Dynamite, Hart Evans isn't going to know what has hit him.

Sully: This is going to be hilarious!

"Man Are You Serious? You Gotta Be Lyin'

I Can Beat Hart Evans Without Even Tryin'

I Don't See What Makes Him Special Anyway

The Fact That He Can Go Around Doin' Things His Own Way

Everybody Knows That's A Lie In Itself

Cos' Hart This Tonight Is Riskin' His Health

That's Right I Said It.. It Had To Be Said

Hart's Im'ma Kick His Ass And Leave 'Em For Dead

Cos' I'm Sick Of People Sayin' I'm Afraid Of This Chump.

I'll Leave Him Stuttering His Words Like Forest.. Forest Gump!

Cos' When Hart Is Talkin' It's Like A Broken Record Playin'

On Dynamite Im'ma Slap Him In His Face, And Leave His Ass Layin'!

Went On One News Site. They Said "Hart's The Man".

I'm Glad Somebody Says That. Cos' I Straight Don't Give A Damn!

Hart Ain't Nothin' But A Blemish On The Ass Of Life!

He Ain't Even Got The Brains, To Run From This Fight!

This Ain't No Battle.. This Is A Full Scale War!

But He Ain't Gon' Be Able To Bite No More.. WHEN I KNOCK OUT HIS TEETH!

BOOM! One Punch.. To The Face And It's Through!

Like I Go Through The MWF Roster, As Quick As They Come,

I Aint No Some,

I'm Somebody, And that Somebody Is going to Kick Hart's Ass Tonight."

[Kidd's half-way down the entrance ramp now, Seth Oxide is whipping the crowd behind him and the fans are roaring Kidd's name in time with the beat as he continues.]

"That's Right This Is The Second Verse

And It Gets Worse

Cos Hart Gives Me The Anger

And Makes My Words Perverse.

Hart Thinks He's The King

He Think He's Better Than Most.

Well I Hate To Brag And I Hate To Boast

But I Think Hart Needs To Re-Evaluate

Cos There's A New King, And I Ain't Tryin' To Hate.

It's Not Hart, And It Ain't Anarkist Eitha'

It's Ya One And Only Boy Right Here.. Kidd Kidman!

Cos, Let's Be Honest. I'm On The Road To Stardom

And When I Face Hart Right Now I Can't Help But Harm 'Em.

Cos Yo, This Is A Wrestling Match.. Not A Mutual Love Fest.

And I'm Gon' Show Hart That I'm Better Than The Rest.

He's Beaten Alot, But Kidd Kidman Is One That's Eluded Him.

We Should Lock His Ass In A Cage, Kick Dust, And Throw Food At Him.

Cos This Man's An Animal.. He's Fucked Up In The Head.

The Verbal Battle's Already Won, Its Time To Show This Guy, Why I'm Called 'the RUTHLESS ROOKIE'

Word Life�For The Very Last Time,

But Hell Hart This Battle Aint Ova,

Until The Tag Title's Are Mine and Seth's."

[The fans are cheering and waving their arms as Kidd throws the mike into the crowd as he leaps up to the turnbuckle and awaits the arrival of the MWF Tag Team Champion, Peter Santos can't find the words to introduce Kidd.]

JP: What an introduction, who gives a damn about his weight and hometown because I think Kidd just did a better introduction than Peter Santos could ever hope to.

Sully: That was hilarious that must be one of the funniest things I've ever seen in the MWF...Kidd Kidman rapping for the fans, Hart Evans must be killing himself laughing after seeing that.

JP: Seth Oxide did a great job of getting this crowd going, look at them all, I think Kidd is well and truly in with this Wisconsin crowd.

Sully: I hope I never have to see Kidd rap again, who does he think he is, Eminem?

JP: I think so, but he has a bit more muscle than the rapper.

Sully: Hart Evans is going to destroy Kidd for that trash he was spouting!

[Kidman stands looking at the entrance platform as "Taking me down" By Hardline hits the PA system. Hart Evans walks out proudly with the tag title fixed around his waist. He shrugs the crowd's offensive comments off and slowly slides into the ring.]

Sully: Now there is a man who deserves to be tag champion!

JP: Not if Kidman and Oxide have something to say about it! And you've gotta remember, Sully, the other tag team championship belongs to Wildfire!

Peter Santos: And the opponent, from Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 235lbs, 'The Headliner' Hart Evans!

[Hart and Kidd immediately lock up in the ring as Seth Oxide makes a slow exit from the ring. Kidd Kidman takes Evans down with an arm bar takedown, followed by a quick leg lock. Evans gets up, annoyed at Kidman's technical ability and takes down Kidman with a leg sweep. Kidman gets up and leans against the rope. He whispers something at Oxide who smiles and laughs. Evans runs at Kidman, who fires a right hand at the Canadian, taking him down to the mat. Kidman drops an elbow onto Hart Evans who is grounded.]

JP: Kidman gets the much-needed early upper hand against Evans.

[Evans gets to his feet and tries to hand out a chin breaker to Kidman. But Kidman, on his strong, vertical base, flips Evans over and goes for a cover: 1� Evans kicks out and slides out of the ring. Kidd Kidman shouts abuse at 'The Headliner' who is getting the same amount of abuse from the crowd. Before Seth Oxide can get round to Evans, he slides back into the ring, under the legs of Kidd Kidman. Kidman loses his balance and falls victim to a cheeky schoolboy pin: 1� 2� Kidman kicks out!]

Sully: Damnit! I thought he had it there.

JP: I didn't.

Sully: Shut up! You don't have faith in Hart Evans damn you!

[Kidman shouts to his feet and shouts at the referee. Hart Evans smiles and backs into the corner, stalking Kidman. Kidd Kidman turns round, slightly pissed off, and gets kicked in the groin by Evans. Evans follows up with a big-time piledriver! The crowd are booing loudly as he makes the cover: 1� 2� Kidd kicks out!]

JP: Evans thought he has it, but Kidd Kidman can still turn this match right round.

Sully: Ha! You wish. Evans is smarter than Kidd Kidman.

[Hart Evans walks over to the ropes and taunts Seth Oxide, who is forces to keep his place on the outside. Kidman slowly crawls to his feet, as Hart Evans turns round. He looks at the crowd who is hurling abuse at vicious Canadian. Evans yanks Kidman's legs and locks on the MapleLeaf. Kidman screams in pain as Oxide runs round to shout encouragement toward the 'Ruthless Rookie'.]

JP: Damnit, c'mon, Kidman! Kick out!

[Kidman, to the delight of the crowd, crawls to the bottom rope and grabs at the ropes, managing to grab it with two of his fingers. Evans drops the hold and stamps the ground. He goes over to Kidman and tries to lock it on again, but Oxide jumps up onto the ring apron and punches Evans round the face, who falls to the ground. Seth drops down to ringside with a smile on his face.]

Sully: DID YOU SEE THAT?! Holy shit� that cheat! JP!

JP: I saw it, Sully.

Sully: Geez! Kidman is nothing but a cheat!

[Kidman manages to get to his feet, and he stalks Evans who is bleeding from the lip. Kidd Kidman smiles at Evans, as Hart runs towards him. Kidman grabs Evans in a sleeper hold and lands a sleeper drop. Evans, stunned, manages to get to his feet, but Kidd is more than ready. He kicks Evans in the gut and sets him up for his trademark move!]

JP: Kidman is right back in this! He's gonna hit Evans with this twisting neckbreaker manoeuvre!

[Before Kidman can complete the move, Hart Evans lashes out and hits Kidman with a sadistic low blow with some force! The 'Ruthless Rookie' crumbles to the ground, clutching his crotch. Evans doesn't follow up, and instead slides out of the ring quickly. Oxide watches as Evans quickly snaps up a steel chair and shows it to the crowd. Oxide runs round to ringside to save Kidman from the imminent doom. Evans sees Seth coming from the corner of his eye and shoves the chair in Oxide's stomach.]

JP: Now there is Hart Evans cheating, Sully! Are you happy now?

Sully: It's called using your initiative, JP! Don't you know what that is?

JP: Smacking someone with a chair?! Some initiative taking there, really, Sully!

[Evans climbs into the ring and gives the referee a discrete shove, sending him crashing into the turnbuckle. Kidman tries to get to his feet, but ends up praying for mercy on his knees. Hart Evans raises the chair above Kidman, only to have it taken away by the quick thinking of Seth Oxide! Evans turns round, surprised, only to have a boot in the crotch by Oxide. Seth then delivers a crushing powerbomb onto the steel chair, forcing an eruption of cheers to go up around the arena.]

JP: There's carnage in the ring! The ref's down, Kidman's on his knees, Oxide is in the ring and Hart Evans has just been obliterated with a steel chair!

Sully: Damnit, this is madness, JP! And what is Oxide doing now?!

[Kidd Kidman slowly gets to his feet. He props himself onto the turnbuckle and hoists himself up, so he is sitting on the top. Seth Oxide picks up the droopy body of Evans and puts him on his shoulders, to the enjoyment of the crowd! Kidman steadies himself then jumps off, as Oxide sends Evans body down onto the mat, with Kidman on top of him!]

JP: Double team move! What a move!

Sully: This match should be stopped! Oxide should be out of the ring now!

[As the referee slowly comes round, Kidman easily covers a knocked-out Hart Evans: 1� 2� 3!]

Peter Santos: And your winner, through pinfall, Kidd Kidman!

JP: That was a great match, Sully! I can't wait to see Oxide and Kidman compete as a team in the near future.

[Oxide picks up Kidman and the two embrace in the centre of the ring. They raise each other's hands in victory as they look down at Evans who is sprawled out on all fours.]

Sully: Who's that in the entrance way...yes look its, its...

JP: God no! It's Rick Jones and Amanda!

Sully: Amanda, oh she's finally comeback, come to Sully...

[Rick Jones has hobbled out onto the entrance way, he's supporting himself with a stick held in his right hand, leaning on Amanda for support, he recieves a fair amount of abuse as he makes his way down the entrance ramp. Kidd Kidman and Seth Oxide stand tall in the ring as the former MWF Tag Team Champion makes his to the ring.]

JP: What the hell is he doing out here tonight?

Sully: He obviously didn't want to see his tag team partner he double teamed anymore by that sneaky Kidd Kidman and Seth Oxide.

JP: They aren't sneaky, just well placed and have good tactics.

Sully: Tactics, in my wrestling dictionary that's another word for cheating!

[Rick Jones has hobbled most of the way down the ramp, Hart Evans is down in the ring...Kidd Kidman and Seth Oxide eye Rick Jones suspiciously, almost respectfully. Rick Jones and Amanda reach the ring apron and Amanda slides in, exciting the crowd (and Sully) she helps Rick Jones up the ringsteps, "Acid" steps into the ring to the resounding sound of the crowd singing "O Fuck Canada" to which he scowls.]

JP: Haha! It's the new Canadian anthem!

Sully: No respect, none at all...

[Rick Jones strides up to Kidd Kidman and Seth Oxide, hobbling slightly...he suddenly lifts the large stick/cane and slams it into the mid-section of Oxide and as Kidd Kidman leaps forward then Jones whirls the cane round and slams it into the face of "The Ruthless Rookie"...Amanda pulls out some brass knucks from her bra and slots them onto her fingers. Seth Oxide is doubled up and as he raises his face then Amanda slams the brass knucks right into his nose sending him flying clean over the top rope. Rick Jones limps over and grabs his tag team partner by the hair and hauls him to his feet...Amanda rolls Kidd Kidman from the ring.]

JP: Oh no, "The Canadian Connection" look like they're going to be re-uinited here on Monday Night Dynamite.

Sully: Excellent, finally some real action around here!

JP: This could spell the end of Wildfire's run as Tag Team Champion.

[Hart Evans smiles as he sees that Rick Jones is helping him up and he is passed his MWF Tag Team belt and he places it on the shoulder of his tag team partner, while Amanda poses for the fans.]

Sully: Just look at that body, it's incredible, I'd love to get myself a piece of that action.

JP: Why she hangs around with Rick Jones is anyone's guess...

Sully: I'll never understand it, but the "Connection" are re-connected and while Jones doesn't look one hundred percent you can bet he'll be back after Wildfire for his belt.

[The camera cuts backstage and we are with the MWF World Champion, Anarkist, as he walks down the corridors of the MWF, the MWF World Championship on his shoulders. He is whistling to himself as he turns the corner and bumps straight into Ian Gonzales.]

Gonzales: Argh!

Anarkist: Ian, Jesus! I didn't see you there...

Gonzales: Sorry, that was my fault, sorry Anarkist, don't hurt me.

Anarkist: Don't worry Ian, I won't hurt you. It's good to see you.

Gonzales: Now that we're here...how about an interviews?

Anarkist: Why not, just a quick one as I have a match very shortly, tonight is the debut of the Weapons of Mass Destruction together as a force on the MWF Tag Team scene.

Gonzales: I've been meaning to ask you, are the "WMD" looking to go for the MWF Tag Team Titles?

Anarkist: I think, Ian, that the "WMD" has a mission in the MWF and that is to try and do the best we can to rid this place of Walker's influence.

Gonzales: And winning the MWF Tag Team Titles would help remove some of that influence?

Anarkist: Makes sense, the more titles that the "WMD" are able to hold then the more power we can command. The Jeopardizer and myself have decided that the MWF Tag Team Titles could be the answer we've all been looking for...and Wildfire and Hart Evans will need to watch their backs.

Gonzales: You must have a few grudges against Hart Evans after what he did on Breakdown.

Anarkist: I'm not happy, to say the least with my fellow Canadian's actions. Canada is a peaceful nation, a trusting nation but our image is destroyed by men like Hart Evans who feel the need to hit the most powerful man on the MWF roster with a steel chair and cost his own company the chance to be represented in the Cyberslam Main Event! What is wrong with you Evans? Are you jealous?

Gonzales: I think he is, what with Rick Jones gone he needs to be occupied. What are your thoughts on "Prime Time" The Vine?

Anarkist: The kid needs to grow up and realise that he shouldn't be messing with me, I'm going to mess with that boy's head in more ways than one.

Gonzales: Are we seriously going to see Anarkist versus The Vine?

Anarkist: Yes we seriously are.

Gonzales: Wow, what an opport.......

[Ian Gonzales trails off as "Prime Time" The Vine walks around the corner, he cocks his head to one side and looks at Anarkist and the MWF World Championship.]

The Vine: It is an opportunity, to spank your great big Canadian ass.

Anarkist: Looks kid....

The Vine: Kid? Who the hell do you think I am? A toddler in a playgroup, look here Anarkist, I don't give a damn what you think you are or what you think that I am.

Anarkist: You'd better start learning some respect.

The Vine: Respect, I know where respect is needed and at the moment I know full well that you, Anarkist, don't deserve a shred of respect.

Anarkist: What is your damn problem?

The Vine: You're my damn problem.

Anarkist: You are nothing but a roster wannabe...

The Vine: Right now I am, but I tell you Anarkist as soon as I am done beating the hell out of anyone who steps in my way then I'll be after you faster than you can suck Fozzy's dick.

[Anarkist grabs The Vine by the neck and forces him against the wall, The Vine has a smile on his face.]

Anarkist: I already told you....next Monday....you can face me in the ring and then I'll let my fists do the talking...but for now...stay the hell out of my way.

[The Vine is released from Anarkist's grip and the MWF World Champion strides off towards the ring, The Vine turns his head to stare after the MWF World Champion, Ian Gonzales thrusts a mike under The Vine's mouth.]

Gonzales: Are you seriously going to take him on?

The Vine: I can't exactly issue a challenge and then back down from it can I, Gonzales, I'm a man of my word unlike that double crosser, always changing his mind about everything in the world.

Gonzales: But you do know that Anarkist is the MWF World Champion.

The Vine: Of course I know he's the MWF World Champion and I know that I am the future of the MWF and soon it will be back in the "Prime Time" and it will all be down to me, me, The Vine....the "Prime Time" is coming.

Gonzales: Are you cheering for Wildfire and Sam King tonight then?

The Vine: I don't cheer for anyone, except myself.

[The Vine knocks the mike from the hand of Ian Gonzales and then stamps on it, there is a piercing sound as the camera quickly switches back to JP and Sully at ringside.]

JP: I can't believe that guy's attitude, what exactly is his problem?

Sully: I think Anarkist is his problem!

JP: How can Anarkist be his problem...if anyone has a problem with Anarkist then it would be someone like Sam King.

Sully: King's old news, he's a nothing but The Vine is young and talented and he's going to give Anarkist a run for his money next week.

JP: Don't be follish Sully, The Vine can't wrestle...he couldn't wrestle his way out of a paper bag!

Sully: Neither could you JP, I'll have you know that "Prime Time" is one hell of a wrestler...

JP: I will believe it when I see it, he's a wannabe against the MWF World Champion.

Sully: Anarkist is past his sell by date, he should disappear to somewhere else and annoy them rather than me, I'm getting sick of him and tonight I hope that King and Wildfire do the decent thing and get rid of the "almighty" Anarkist.

JP: They certainly wouldn't be doing that, it takes a lot to even take Anarkist down and then to try and get rid of him would require a whole new set of attacks.

Sully: Between King and Wildfire I am sure they have something they can use, they have held a host of titles between them.

JP: They're definiely qualified to be on Dynamite tonight, Sam King's a former Xtreme and Tag Team Champion and Wildfire is a current TV and Tag Team Champion.

Sully: With Hart Evans, their strange arrangement has yet to be tested.

JP: I am sure it will once the "WMD" come knocking at the door for the MWF Tag Team belts, or maybe Kidd Kidman and Seth Oxide will be knocking as well.

Sully: Don't forget Rick Jones, he'll be wanting his half of the belts back after losing to Wildfire.

JP: Will Wildfire ever lose his MWF TV Title, he's had it for years now.

Sully: Over three months he's been defending that title, it's an impressive run for such a talented individual, I wouldn't be suprised to see him win bigger things.

JP: He is a good wrestler, but The Jeopardizer can easily match him if not surpass him for talent, he's won so many matches and lost so few.

Sully: Hopefully Wildfire can put a one, two, three on him, tonight.

JP: He didn't last week so I don't see why this week should be any different.

Sully: We'll just have to see JP, you really shouldn't make such rash predictions, you don't know what could happen here on Dynamite.