MWF President: "Hardcore Living Legend" Insane Wayne

versus

"Kronik" Sozzey and Mak

Handicap Match

Referee: Charles Galliant

Writer: Ed Walker

JP: I tell you Sully, this match will live long in the memory of MWF fans.

Sully: Why is that?

JP: Because you�re about to see Insane Wayne get put in his place by the best tag team in the MWF.

Sully: You mean �The Master Plan�? I didn�t know they were wrestling Insane Wayne tonight.

JP: No! I mean �Kronik�, Sozzey and Mak.

Sully: You�ve got to be kidding me; those guys don�t know their feet from their hands these days. They used to be such amazing talents but they�ve fallen by the wayside.

JP: �Kronik� will always be one of the best tag teams ever to grace the MWF.

Sully: Better than Sam King and The Jeopardizer? They were a terrible twosome, they could defeat anyone.

JP: They were legends bring back those two and you�d have the MWF rocking and rolling all over again.

Sully: Another great tag team in their day were Iniquity and Insane Wayne, pure class when they were part of �Twisted Vizion�. Walker and Wayne working together in perfect harmony.

[The crowd are falling silent as they watch a promo video for Nightmare roll across the MaxiTron. Peter Santos makes his way into the centre of the ring, a microphone in his hands as he stands to address the crowd.]

Peter Santos: Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is scheduled for one fall and is a handicap match. There will be no tag handicap rule!

[The crowd cheer at this announcement.]

Sully: That�s not fair! Sozzey and Mak should at least have to tag before beating up Wayne.

JP: Why? Wayne thinks he can beat them both and he is going to have to beat them both at the same time if he wants to stand a chance.

Sully: I think the President is a great man but surely he can�t beat both of them at the same time.

JP: Walker�s going to love this�

Sully: �I�m sure he�s got an evil hand in this.

Peter Santos: Introducing first, weighing in at 272 lbs., from The Misery�s, Florida, he is the MWF President, �Hardcore Living Legend� Insane Wayne!

[The fans jeer loudly as �My Sacrifice� by Creed hits the PA system. The MWF President walks out onto the entrance way, no pyro and just a white light beaming onto his large figure. He�s dressed in his old wrestling attire, wrestling three quarter pants with �WaYne� written down the side.]

JP: Well I�ll give the MWF President this; he�s still looking in great shape.

Sully: He�s still quite young in wrestling terms; he will win the MWF World Heavyweight Championship some day.

JP: Didn�t you hear what Walker said? Wayne will never win the MWF World Heavyweight Championship. The only way it could possibly happen is if Walker died�because he�ll be in that CEO chair until his ashes are scattered.

Sully: I�m sure even then he�ll have put it in his will � �Do not let Wayne win the belt!�

[Wayne walks down the entrance ramp, the crowd booing him. He shakes his head from side to side and stops half way down. The crowd look puzzled until Wayne raises his arms and brings them down, as he does this the entrance way lights up with a massive white pyro display. The crowd gasp in admiration and fear at the explosion.]

JP: Run for cover Sully! I think we�re going to explode!

Sully: Nah, it�s just Wayne using the special effects. He might as well.

[Wayne reaches the ring. He slides inside it and shakes hands with Peter Santos. Charles Galliant checks Insane Wayne for any weapons, Wayne laughs and jokes with Galliant as Santos gets the second introduction underway.]

Peter Santos: And the opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 555 lbs., from Brooklyn, New York, �Kronik� Sozzey and Mak!

[The arena lights up blue and yellow as the crowd cheer loudly for the arrival of the former MWF Tag Team Champions. Sozzey and Mak appear through a cloud of smoke, they walk to opposite sides of the entrance way and taunt the watching crowd.]

JP: Quite an entrance, this team are on form and going to make Insane Wayne pay.

Sully: They�re becoming Walker�s play things. No longer their own men but some corporate puppy dogs.

JP: Walker�s just booked one match for them and I think you�ll find it�s more to do with Wayne than �Kronik�.

Sully: Yeah, whatever you say JP.

[Insane Wayne watches from the ring as Sozzey and Mak start the walk down the entrance ramp. �Kronik� are trash talking as they go, making threats and insults to the MWF President as the atmosphere inside the arena starts to build. Eight thousand in attendance prepare themselves for the match.]

JP: What tactics do you think the MWF President should go for?

Sully: All out attack. He�s a bigger personality than either Sozzey or Mak, he�s got the crowd against him but that�s never stopped him before.

JP: Wayne�s fought all the big names through the MWF�s past; he�s been a linchpin in the success of the company.

Sully: He�s got a chance to push the ratings up single handed tonight and send a message to the CEO. I don�t see Walker getting down and dirty in the ring to sort out his company.

[Sozzey and Mak climb into the ring, even before the bell sounds as the feet of �Kronik� land on the canvas the MWF President charges. The crowd jeer as Wayne knocks Sozzey clean out of the ring with a clothesline; Mak attempts to grab Wayne but the MWF President powers free and lands a right hand to Mak. Wayne unloads on Mak, right hand follows left hand and so on. Wayne lets out a cry of almost relief as the right hands fly into Mak�s face.]

JP: Good Lord! The MWF President looks like a man possessed.

Sully: More like a man freed, he�s been waiting to get back inside the squared for so long. He�s not a man that wears a suit easily, he�d much rather be donning the tights and back in the ring.

JP: Sozzey and Mak had better be careful; this match is suddenly becoming a lot more difficult.

Sully: Wayne�s got to silence this crowd and he�s aiming to do that.

[The crowd watch on as Mak is slammed head first into the turnbuckle. His face looking like a beaten punch bag as Wayne slams Mak�s head at least fives times into the turnbuckle. Sozzey picks himself up on the outside and shakes himself off, the signals to the nearby crowd and they respond with cheers. Wayne is setting Mak up on the top rope. He climbs up with him, as Sozzey climbs back into the ring and comes from behind to Insane Wayne. �Hardcore Living Legend� is grabbed by Sozzey and pulled down from the turnbuckle.]

JP: Ouch! Wayne just landed flat onto the turnbuckle.

Sully: Here comes Mak!

[Mak is still on the top turnbuckle, and looking completely out of place he steadies himself. Sozzey roars for him to jump and the crowd go wild as Mak leaps off with an elbow drop. The MWF President roars with pain as the right elbow of Mak slams into his chest. Mak rolls off and high fives Sozzey. The crowd are cheering as �Kronik� take control.]

JP: There we go, that�s Wayne done for. �Kronik� can just apply the pressure now and there is nothing Wayne can do about it.

Sully: He�s in massive trouble now. Sozzey and Mak won�t let him get any momentum now.

[Wayne is dragged to his feet and the crowd cheer as Sozzey and Mak double up�putting Wayne�s weight onto them they launch him upwards with a double team suplex. Wayne clutches his back as he lands heavily onto his spine. Sozzey goes for the cover as Charles Galliant counts �1�.2! Wayne rolls the shoulder on the two count and Mak slams a boot into the mid section of Wayne to keep him grounded.]

JP: There will be no rest for the MWF President. That just illustrated what the rest of the match will be like.

Sully: Sozzey and Mak will slip up somewhere, they always do. Wayne will have an opportunity and if he uses it properly then he�ll make it count.

JP: There is a lot at stake for �Kronik� tonight, a chance at the MWF Tag Team Championships at Nightmare.

Sully: Tempest and The Hobo will no doubt be watching closely.

[Wayne is pulled back to a standing position as Sozzey sends Wayne into the ropes�he comes back and Mak jars an elbow into his face. Sozzey runs forward and the crowd cheer as a running DDT has Wayne slammed down onto the canvas. Mak and Sozzey exchange glances, before both pulled Wayne back to his feet. Mak grabs Wayne this time and the MWF President is subjected to a bear hug.]

JP: This could be it right here! If Wayne can�t fight his way out of this one he�s going to be in serious trouble.

Sully: He�ll have enough strength to do it; nothing can stop the MWF President. It�s his first match back and he does not want to lose it.

JP: He�d hate to lose to �Kronik�, especially when he has such a good record against them.

Sully: Wayne loves to beat Sozzey and Mak, but at the moment Mak�s got him in a bear hug!

[The crowd roar as Insane Wayne is wrapped up in the arms of Mak who is squeezing the life out of him. The MWF President frantically attempts to break free but Mak keeps the hold locked in�Sozzey waits on hand with a clenched right hand. Referee Charles Galliant checks Wayne who appears to be fading quicker than he would of in past matches.]

JP: Wayne�s looking tired, I think the word ring rust could be applied right here.

Sully: He hasn�t been in the ring for a while. Give him a chance and he�ll find his feet again, that early burst was not a fluke. There is always more left inside Insane Wayne.

[Wayne looks as if he�s about to tap out but Mak turns it into a belly to back suplex, sending Wayne head over heels onto the canvas. Sozzey tracks Wayne and the MWF President isn�t given a chance to recover as Sozzey drops an elbow into the small of Wayne�s back. Mak and Sozzey high five once more and together they haul the MWF President to his feet. Sozzey holds Wayne down as Mak goes back to the top rope.]

JP: Mak seems to be developing a high flying streak, what�s he going to try now?

Sully: It�s a high risk move for �Kronik�; they could throw it all away here.

[Mak readies himself to leap from the top rope. Wayne is coming around; he struggles to free himself from the grasp of Sozzey. Mak signals to the crowd and they roar as he leaps off the top rope. Mak sails through the air looking for the leg drop but the MWF President is able to roll clear. Punching Sozzey in the face he rolls free, Mak comes down and crashes into Sozzey! The team of �Kronik� destroy each other as the �Hardcore Living Legend� grabs the ropes and starts to pull himself up to his feet.]

JP: Wayne�s right back in it now�that was some comedy there from �Kronik�!

Sully: They won�t like watching that one. It looked quite painful, the MWF President can never, ever, be counted out of a match.

[The crowd jeer as Wayne gets to his feet and looks at the crumpled heap of Sozzey and Mak. Sozzey appears to be in real pain and Wayne snarls and walks over and the crowd boo loudly as he stamps harshly on the face of Sozzey! The MWF President flexes his muscles as he picks up Mak and locks his hand around the throat of the former MWF Tag Team Champion. The crowd jeer as Mak is hoisted up and brought down in a choke slam by the MWF President.]

JP: Good Lord! The ring is shaking after that impact; the MWF President isn�t messing around tonight. He�s bringing out the arsenal.

Sully: The crowd don�t like it one bit, but who cares the MWF President is rediscovering who he really is.

[Wayne stands over the fallen �Kronik�. He points to the fallen Sozzey and makes the sign for his finishing move. Sozzey is slowly getting to his feet as Wayne waits for the chance to pounce. Wayne grabs Mak by the neck and lifts him up and brings him down in the �C I W� to the jeers of the crowd. Sozzey has his leg hooked by Wayne and Charles Galliant counts �1�2�3! The crowd vent their anger at the MWF President as he stands, looking rather smug at defeating �Kronik�.]

Peter Santos: And your winner, through pin fall, Insane Wayne!

JP: What? How could this happen�Wayne just turned the match on his head out of nowhere. I can�t believe it��Kronik� were in control.

Sully: Because he�s the MWF President. He�s the �Hardcore Living Legend�, he�s Insane Wayne!

JP: I guess we won�t be seeing �The Master Plan� versus �Kronik� at Nightmare then; Wayne�s ruined the chance of a decent pair of tag champions.

Sully: He likes to ruin things, it�s in his blood.

[Wayne goes to the turnbuckle and climbs it. He taunts the fans as they shout abuse at the MWF President. Suddenly �Zero� by The Smashing Pumpkins blasts from the PA system and the crowd pop as the CEO of the MWF, Edward Walker comes into view.]

JP: Now Wayne�s really going to catch it.

Sully: Walker can�t do anything; he�s just a man in a suit.

JP: A very powerful man in a suit. Remember he makes every single important decision around here; Wayne�s just a pawn in Walker�s game.

Sully: I wish Walker would start making some good decisions.

[Walker smiles as he looks at Wayne celebrating his victory. Wayne turns to face the MWF President who raises a microphone to his lips.]

Walker: It looks as though you still have that special �something� Wayne. But, it�s not quite special enough anymore.

[Walker runs a hand through his greying hair as he almost seems to sight.]

Walker: I�m going to have to over rule you Wayne. You said that �Kronik� couldn�t have a shot at the MWF Tag Team Championships at Nightmare unless they beat you. Fair play, but think of the show Wayne. Nightmare needs to have the MWF Tag Team Championships on display so at Nightmare it will be �The Master Plan� versus �Kronik�!

[The crowd roar with excitement at the match, as Walker grins. Wayne stamps his foot with anger and shouts up at Walker.]

Walker: Sorry Wayne, you just have to learn.

JP: What a turn around, Walker�s gone and over ruled Wayne again.

Sully: This doesn�t make for a good chain of command. There is a chain but it�s very wrong, Wayne doesn�t get to do anything these days!

[Walker turns to leave with the fans cheering his name. As he turns he�s hit in the face by a championship belt! The crowd explode with anger as the MWF Tag Team Championships crack Walker across the face.]

JP: �The Master Plan!� Tempest and Hobo have just knocked Walker down with their tag team belts!

Sully: Haha! That�ll teach Walker to make decisions like the one he just made.

JP: That�s not on!

[Tempest says something to the fallen Walker and signals to The Hobo. The crowd gasp in disbelief as The Hobo unzips his fly and begins to urinate onto the leg of the fallen Walker. The MWF President stands in the ring, looking half stunned and half happy at what�s happening.]

Sully: I can�t believe what I�m seeing�

JP: They can�t do that! Someone arrest that Hobo!

Sully: �The Master Plan� is well and truly pissing all over the MWF CEO!

[The Hobo finishes up and the two men raise their MWF Tag Team Championships and taunt the fans as Dynamite begins to fade out to a commercial break.]

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