Mr Perfection
versus
ViperJ
Singles Match
Writer: Paddy Stoate.
JP: Folks, we welcome
you to Dynamite, if you�ve just joined us, our first match is about to start. It
is ViperJ, taking on Mr Perfection. Sully, we haven�t heard from Mr Perfection
at all this week, what do you think?
Sully: Well, JP, I�ve gotta believe that Mr Perfection is playing his mind games
with ViperJ. He is perfect, after all�
JP: We�ll see if he wrestles perfectly tonight, shall we?
Peter Santos: The following matchup is scheduled for one fall! Introducing
first, from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, weighing in at two hundred and thirty
pounds, Vipeeerrrr�J!
[As he booms this out, �Turn It Up, We�re Going Down� by Crowned King hits the
PA, and ViperJ walks out to raucous cheers from the crowd.]
JP: A standing ovation for the first competitor
tonight, ViperJ, who looks to seal his third victory here in the MwF against Mr
Perfection.
Sully: He won�t do it.
[ViperJ is in the ring, flexing his muscles a little when his music is cut off
by that of Mr Perfection. The militarian beat of Bill Goldberg�s �Here Comes
Perfection� thumps through the arena, and Mr Perfection�s golden-pyroed entrance
is met with boos. He walks quickly down to the ring, looking focused on the task
at hand.]
Peter Santos: And his opponent, from Hollywood, California, weighing in at two
hundred and eighty pounds, Misteeerrr�Perfection!
[Perfection slides into the ring, to be met with a few stomps from ViperJ. The
referee quickly pulls J away from Perfection though, and the bell rings for the
match to start. They circle each other, but this does not last for long, as
Perfection lunges at ViperJ, looking for revenge after that early assault.
ViperJ dances out of the way, causing the much bigger Mr Perfection to tumble
into the turnbuckle. There is a cheer from the crowd, and Mr Perfection stands
up, furious. Once again he rushes at ViperJ, who once again dodges him. This
time Perfection runs into the ropes, and falls back onto his behind. There is
another great cheer from the crowd, and ViperJ joins in the laughter. ]
JP: Look at this! ViperJ is playing with Mr
Perfection!
Sully: That�s dangerous! ViperJ is gonna be in trouble when Mr Perfection gets
hold of him.
JP: IF he gets hold of him!
[Mr Perfection again gets up, and dashes at ViperJ. This time, however, ViperJ
does not move to the side. He drops, pulling down the top rope as he goes. This,
of course, sends Perfection tumbling over the top rope. ViperJ stands up, to
another ovation.]
JP: Oho! Look at that!
Sully: Poor Mr Perfection!
[Perfection holds his head, and ViperJ follows him outside. He quickly picks up
Mr P and attempts to throw his head into the announcers� table. However,
Perfection reverses, stopping himself and instead throwing ViperJ into it. There
is a colossal �Oh!� from the fans as Viper�s neck seems to contract.]
JP: Ouch!
Sully: I reckon it�s over now!
[Perfection picks up ViperJ and rolls him into the ring. He stalks him, looking
like he is ready to finish the match already. As ViperJ stands up, Mr Perfection
bounces off the ropes, coming back with arm outstretched. ViperJ turns around,
and ducks just in time to dodge the Total Annihilation!]
JP: He ducked!
[Viper stands up quickly, and, as Perfection turns around, lands a �perfect�ly
executed Dropkick. This sends Perfection reeling into the corner, to lean
against the turnbuckle. ViperJ now runs at the vulnerable Mr Perfection, jumping
past him onto the turnbuckle. In the same movement, ViperJ pushes Perfection
into the centre of the ring, where he turns, and is met with a Flying
Clothesline! Both men lie on the mat, panting, Perfection holding his throat.
The count begins, but only gets to five before ViperJ is up, and stomping on Mr
Perfection. Perfection crawls toward the corner, where ViperJ is obliged to
leave him until he can get up. He does so, and they run at each other, both
throwing punches. They begin to trade punches, Mr Perfection getting the upper
hand and forcing ViperJ into the corner, where he pummels him. ViperJ sinks down
to the ground, and Perfection is forced to leave him to get up. ]
JP: The referee making sure to enforce all rules fairly, on both competitors.
There�s been a distinct lack of refereeing skill recently, hasn�t there Sully?
Sully: Oh, I don�t know, they do their jobs.
[ViperJ is now up, and Perfection wastes no time in running into him and
flattening him against the turnbuckle, then pushing him up onto the top rope. He
quickly follows.]
JP: What�s this?
[Mr Perfection stands up, dragging ViperJ with him, and hooks Viper�s head. He
raises an arm, saluting the booing crowd, and, with a grunt, attempts to lift
ViperJ.]
JP: Oh my God!
Sully: A Superplex!
[However, Viper has hooked his foot under the top rope, keeping himself down. He
then punches Perfection in the gut, then again, then pushes him backwards off
the turnbuckle!]
JP: The bigger they are�
Sully: The more powerfully they�ll hit you when they get up!
[Mr Perfection is laid out flat, and the crowd are cheering for ViperJ, who has
crouched down atop the turnbuckle. They are chanting �VIPERJ! VIPERJ! VIPERJ!�]
JP: It looks like this is the end!
Sully: Get up, Mr Perfection!
[ViperJ stands up slowly and signals to the fans, and then, after a slight
pause, jumps, and spins in the air, before connecting with the Rap Attack!]
JP: Rap Attack! It�s over!
Sully: Come on, Mr P!
[Viper hooks the leg, and the ref counts: 1�2�3! ViperJ wins!]
Peter Santos: Here is your winner... Viper J.
JP: ViperJ wins!
Sully: Aaw�
JP: A decisive victory for ViperJ. He took control of the match early on, and,
after only a slight detour, went on to take his third win in the MwF!
[ViperJ�s music hits, and he stands in the ring, celebrating his victory.]
JP: Well folks, we�ve gotta take a commercial break, but we�ll be right back!
--- Commercial Break ---
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