Anarkist, MWF Xtreme Champion: "Jay-Z" The Jeopardizer and
Mike Savage w/General Manager Fozzy
versus
MWF World Champion: "The King" Sam King, MWF Tag Team
Champions: "The Headliner" Hart Evans and MWF TV Champion: Rick
"Acid" Jones w/Amanda
Six-Man Tag Team Match
Referee: Grant August
Peter Santos: This match is scheduled for one fall and is a six
man tag team contest, making their way to the ring first, accompanied
by the MWF General Manager, at a combined weight of 445 lbs., the MWF
Xtreme Champion, "Jay-Z" The Jeopardizer and Mike Savage!
[The crowd roar as "Enter The Jeopardy" hits the PA system and red
pyro explodes as The Jeopardizer and Mike Savage make their way down
the entrance ramp, Fozzy walking behind them with stitching on his
nose from Anarkist's earlier punch.]
JP: Where is Anarkist? Surely this can't be
happening....
Sully: I think you'll find it is, Anarkist
isn't going to show!
[The "WMD", minus Anarkist, slide into the ring and Mike Savage
run to opposite turnbuckles and climb them to taunt the crowd, The
Jeopardizer holding his MWF Xtreme Title proudly up to the light.]
JP: It's approaching five months that The
Jeopardizer has held that belt...
Sully: He didn't win it though did he, he
was awarded the belt.
JP: But he's been through hell and back to
keep it!
[Peter Santos takes his place against as the music of The
Jeopardizer fades out, he coughs and booms again.]
Peter Santos: And the opponents, accompanied by Amanda,
weighing in at a combined weight of 695 lbs., the MWF World Champion,
"The King" Sam King, the MWF Tag Team and TV Champion, Rick "Acid"
Jones and the MWF Tag Team Champion, "The Headliner" Hart Evans!
["Not Enough" by Our Lady Peace blasts from the PA system and the
Canadian flag carried out by Hart Evans is showered with gold sparks
as the MWF World Champion stands ahead of the MWF Tag Team Champions
with the belt over his shoulder. Sam King nods his head in time with
the music and sprints down to the ring, Jones and Evans walk slowly
down.]
Sully: Still no sign of Anarkist and if he
doesn't show then this match could be very one sided.
JP: Even I can't disagree with that,
considering the amount of gold that King, Evans and Jones have then
they should wipe the floor....but everyone knows The Jeopardizer can
fight like a demon when he has to.
[Sam King is in the ring and he raises the MWF World Championship
to the crowd, a few small cheers come from small corners of the crowd
but mostly jeers rise into the evening air. The Jeopardizer glares at
Sam King....Mike Savage stares greadily at all the titles held by the
"Canadian Connection" who have reached the ring with Amanda.]
Peter Santos: And, I am pleased to announce, weighing in at 313
lbs., standing tall at 6'8", from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, he is the
"Weapon of Mass Destruction", Anarkist!
[The fans let out a cheer of relief, but a few jeers go up as
Anarkist strides out to the familiar sounds of "Papercut" by Linkin
Park, Anarkist applauds the fans before walking slowly down, his
t-shirt reading clearly the letters "WMD"...Anarkist points at the
letters and mouths "that's me" at the camera.]
Sully: How arrogant, someone shoot him
please.
JP: One day you'll like him again
Sully.
Sully: One day in the far far future...I
mean I don't care if he beats up The Jeopardizer and Savage tonight I
still won't like him.
JP: I bet you would....strange he calls
himself the "Weapon of Mass Destruction".
Sully: A new gimmick perhaps?
JP: Maybe, let's get on with it shall
we?
Sully: Here we go!
JP: Yes, it's going to be Anarkist, The
Jeopardizer and Mike Savage versus Sam King, Hart Evans and Rick
Jones!
[The camera switches to show the six men, all in the ring, looking
across the ring at each other. The bell rings and eventually four of
the men would move to their sides of the ring and then out, to wait
on the outside. In the ring, are Jeopardizer and Rick Jones start to
edge around in a circle, arms poised a bit in the air, ready to
strike as the fans begin to chant a chant that sounded like 'Rick
Jones sucks'. This would begin to put him off and Jeopardizer gets
the upper hand, reaching forwards and shoving him towards the corner
before leaning back and thrusting into him in the corner. He'd begin
to throw himself into him, shouldering him a few times before
allowing him to fall forwards onto the canvas.]
JP: The fans getting to Rick Jones, allowing
The Jeopardizer to get the upper hand!
Sully: Damn them!
[Jeopardizer steps forwards, holding onto Rick Jones' hair and
pulling him towards his corner, and tagging in Anarkist. The fans get
behind Anarkist as he steps in and he goes to work on Rick Jones
almost immediately, launching a hard right to his head, followed by
another that knocks his opponent into the ropes. The fans continue to
get behind the crowd favourite. He'd whip Rick Jones for the ropes.
Jones would reverse, however and whip him into the ropes. Anarkist
comes back, trying to land a clothesline to Jones. Jones, however,
would duck beneath it and land a jab to the eyes. The fans would not
sound please and Rick Jones would stumble for his corner and would
move forwards, making the tag to Sam King.]
Sully: Here he comes, JP!
JP: And here comes the MWF legend, Sam
King!
Sully: For once you make sense! He Is a
legend!
JP: Well, he's the MWF World Champion, and
although he is not a fan favourite, he is a real winner!
Sully: Exactly!
[King darts forwards to take advantage of Anarkist who is still
struggling after that jab to the eyes from Rick Jones. King moves
forwards, rests a hand on Anarkist's face, before reaching back with
his other fist and delivering a hard punch to man's head. Anarkist is
shaken and he stumbles to the side and King moves forwards again,
connecting another blow to the head that sends Anarkist into the
corner. Sam King celebrates before whipping Anarkist into his corner
and tagging Hart Evans in.]
Sully: Look at this intelligence, JP! Look
how much tagging they're doing! It's great!
JP: Well, they're certainly tactically
exchanging tags frequently, keeping every man fresh, and wearing
Anarkist down!
[Hart Evans would slap a hand down to connect with Anarkist's
head. Some Anarkist chants start to rise up but he is still being
dominated by the other team, who take turns with changing tags and
moving to wear him down that way. Evans would throw Anarkist towards
the turnbuckle before stepping back a bit, running forwards in an
attempt to big splash him against the buckle. He moves, however and
Evans gets nothing by buckle! He stumbles backwards off the
turnbuckle and Anarkist gets behind him before landing a huge neck
breaker! The fans are on their feet as both men hit the canvas. The
referee starts the count as the men begin to struggle to their
corners.]
JP: What a turn of events! And now both men
are struggling to get to their corners first!
[Hart shakes his head a little bit, looking stunned and Anarkist
holds his head, crawling for his corner. Shortly, the two men get to
their corners, Evans getting to his a little bit quicker than
Anarkist does his. As Hart makes the tag, Sam King runs forward, to
be met by Mike Savage, who knocks him straight down with a
clothesline.]
JP: Both men making the tag! In comes Sam
King, knocked down by Mike Savage! The World Champion stunned!
[Rick Jones floods into the ring and is knocked down by Mike
Savage as well, up over the ropes and out of the ring. Sam King
stands and Mike Savage turns to him, lifting him up and bringing him
down for a scoop slam. The ring shakes with the thunderous impact. He
turns around to face Hart who runs in, ducks underneath a clothesline
before turning to his side and landing a T-bone suplex!]
Sully: Argh! Somebody stop him!
JP: Mike Savage! Mike Savage cleaning
house!
Sully: I wouldn't be suprised if "WMD" lose
this match and Mike Savage gets the size fourteen up the ass from
Anarkist.
JP: Sully!
Sully: Not, as in the boot!
[He waits for Evans to stand up, thrusting his arms up in
anticipation, not seeing Sam King come from behind and land a low
blow that is out of the referee's glance. He stands up as Savage
crouches down a bit, holding his midsection. King raises his leg and
the crowd jeer as he lands a kick to the mid-section, one to the
thigh and the final King Kick comes crashing into the knee of Mike
Savage and knocking him to the mat. General Manager Fozzy roars
encouragement to Mike Savage at ringside, Anarkist turns from the
ring apron and shouts at Fozzy to shut the hell up.]
JP: The "WMD" can't work as a team tonight
because Anarkist has decided his team is falling apart.
Sully: The ego of Anarkist is taking over
the "WMD"...unfortunatly Fozzy has an ego just as big.
[Sam King is all over Mike Savage, "The King" sends Mike Savage
into the corner, Rick Jones and Hart Evans are now back in position.
Sam King taunts the crowd before climbing up the turnbuckle, taking
Mike Savage with him. Amanda cheers on Sam King as he sends Mike
Savage off the top rope with a huge bulldog....King sails through the
air and lands, Mike Savage's head bouncing off the mat and King goes
for the cover...1....2.! Mike Savage kicks out to cheers from the
crowd. Sam King has Savage by the hair and he leads him back to the
turnbuckle and tags in Rick Jones.]
JP: Rick Jones is of course now the MWF
Television Champion...and many believe it is his fault that Kidd
Kidman walked away from the MWF.
Sully: I'd rather have six Rick Jones' than
a single Kidman, Rick Jones is a fighter and not a quitter, he'll
keep fighting until you injure him, as he showed against
Wildfire.
JP: You saying, you have to cripple Rick
Jones otherwise he'll always keep coming back?
Sully: Exactly what I'm saying.
[Mike Savage looks for help, but recieves none as Rick Jones locks
in a sleeper hold...the "Canadian Connection" member is laughing as
Mike Savage flails his arms but it does nothing as Jones tightens the
hold and Charles Galliant checks Mike Savage. The Jeopardizer has
seen enough and goes to get in the ring, but the large arm of
Anarkist is around him and holding him back, General Manager Fozzy
climbs onto the ring apron and grabs Anarkist, releasing The
Jeopardizer who charges into the ring. The Jeopardizer is heading
straight for Rick Jones when Charles Galliant unknowingly steps in
the way and The Jeopardizer's dropkick connects with the back of
Galliant, sending the referee flying!]
JP: Oh no! Poor Charles, I think he's been
knocked out cold with that dropkick from The Jeopardizer.
Sully: "Jay-Z" should be disqualified for
that.
JP: It wasn't his fault!
Sully: He shouldn't have been in the ring in
the first place...
["Jay-Z" stands...Hart Evans sensing an opportunity begins to
rummage under the ring, calling Amanda to help him....Sam King steps
into the ring and The Jeopardizer looks across and the two men's eyes
meet. Anarkist pushes General Manager Fozzy from the ring apron and
Fozzy is sent sprawling to the floor outside, Anarkist drops down and
stands over his General Manager. Hart Evans and Amanda haul a table
from under the ring...the crowd go crazy as they see a table...]
JP: A table, why the hell has Hart Evan's
got a table out here?
Sully: You don't think he wants revenge on
Sam King does he?
JP: That could be it....I think we're going
to see a flaming table right here on Monday Night Dynamite.
[Rick Jones has practically choked out Mike Savage and Savage
flops to the mat as Rick Jones stands...he is behind The Jeopardizer,
Sam King infront of him and the two men circle round "Jay-Z" like
vultures around fresh meat. The Jeopardizer calls for help from
Anarkist but the former MWF World Champion is still staring down at
the sprawled form of Fozzy. "Jay-Z" looks to dart left, then right,
but each time he is checked by either Jones or King....Hart Evans has
set the table up and King moves nearer the ropes..."Jay-Z" sees a
chance of escape, but Rick Jones cuts him off and Jones irish whips
The Jeopardizer into the ropes. The Jeopardizer comes charging back
and Rick Jones sidesteps and Sam King is standing near the ropes, he
tilts his back and the momentum of The Jeopardizer is flipped up and
sent out of the ring with a huge back body drop. "Jay-Z" goes flying
through the air and cameras flash as he crashes face first into a
table...the table buckles and wood splinters everywhere as the MWF
Xtreme Champion woodchips his teeth.]
Sully: What a move....what a great
idea....they must have been praying for Charles Galliant to get
knocked out.
JP: Ten out of ten for ring awareness, Hart
Evans must have had that in mind all along...but I bet he wouldn't
mind putting Sam King through a table.
Sully: Maybe that's to come, for now they
need to get Charles Galliant back into shape.
[Hart Evans has now grabbed a steel chair, he walks round the ring
while Rick Jones in the ring begins to bring round Charles Galliant.
Sam King sits atop the turnbuckle, watching as Rick Jones having
brought Charles Galliant slightly round....grabs Mike Savage and
begins to hoist him onto his shoulders. Hart Evans is behind
Anarkist, who is still standing staring down at the fallen
Fozzy....Hart Evans raises the chair and the crowd cry out as Evans
brings the chair hard across the back of Anarkist, sending the former
MWF World Champion to the concrete floor next to the MWF General
Manager. Hart Evans gives a thumbs up to the ring and Sam King gives
a thumbs up back, Rick Jones positions himself with Sam King on the
top rope and King leaps off....with a flying cross body he connects
with Mike Savage as Jones falls back and Savage is slammed into the
mat. Charles Galliant comes around, King walks to the ring apron as
Rick Jones covers. Charles Galliant slaps the canvas....1....2..!
Mike Savage manages to find the strength to kick out.]
JP: How the hell? Mike Savage somehow
manages to kick out of that one, but I have a feeling the next one
won't be so easy.
Sully: Here comes Sam King, the MWF World
Champion.
[Rick Jones makes the tag to Sam King, and Hart Evans walks back
round to his side of the ring apron as Amanda applauds Sam King. The
MWF World Champion looks around the arena, before setting Mike Savage
up and a huge jeer goes up as King connects with the Spinning DDT,
sending Mike Savage's head crunching into the mat and King hooks the
leg of Savage as Charles Galliant counts...1...2...3!]
JP: He's done it, Sam King picks up the win
and the "WMD" have been beaten again.
Sully: This is great, the "WMD" are in
pieces while the best wrestlers in the MWF rule the roost.
JP: The Jeopardizer must be fuming, Anarkist
basically cost them this match by throwing Fozzy off the ring apron,
Fozzy's no wrestler he can't take those bumps.
Peter Santos: And your winners, through pinfall, Sam King, Hart
Evans and Rick Jones!
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