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"The Pitbull" Eddie Benoit w/Misery

MWF Xtreme Championship Match

Referee: Chris Forrest

Writer: Adam Kelly

[Behind Blue Eyes by Limp Bizkit rips through the arena. Eddie Benoit the challenger for the Xtreme Title walks down the entrance ramp with a hasty look on his face.]

Peter Santos: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall and is for the MWF Xtreme Championship. Introducing first, the challenger: From Port Angeles, Washington. Weighing in at a 220 pounds, He is 'The Pitbull' Eddie�Benoit!

[The crowd jeer through their seats as The Pitbull makes his way into the ring. Once in, he strolls around stretching, waiting on out for his opponent. Suddenly, Enter Sandman by Metallica hits and Shiv wastes no time! He immediately runs down the entrance ramp and slides into the ring!]

Peter Santos: And his opponent: From�

[Peter Santos is cut off because Shiv has slid into the ring, without any expectations, Shiv runs for Benoit with his arm out! Eddie Benoit ducks and Shiv takes out the ring announcer with a hard Clothesline knocking the microphone out of his hands and his own body flying out of the ring! Officials run down to the ring and help Peter Santos up to his feet, they then prop him on a chair to regain his composure, the attendants then leave and the bell rings!]

Sully: Haha! Shiv missed!

JP: That's no laughing matter Sully, Santos might be hurt. �Luckily though, I think he escaped with not any forceful injuries.

Sully: Damn!

[Before the bell even rang for the match to begin a few seconds ago, the competitors were already at it! Shiv took Eddie Benoit down with a lot of Boxing-style jabs to the face! Now both men are up and staring each other down�Benoit squats down, then runs at Shiv! The Shivinator walks in to a huge Spear!]

Sully: The match has only just begun and we have a potential match-ending move there!

[Eddie rolls over and hooks the leg of Shiv, Chris Forest counts: 1�2�Shiv gets up at the early count of two. The referee moves back out of the way as Benoit picks up Shiv. Shiv counters Benoit's sucker punch and hits him with a few of his own, Irish Whip now in progress, a whiplash effect as The Pitbull's face connects with Shiv's knee in a scintillating Jaw Breaker.]

JP: Boom! What impact!

Sully: Damn Twisted Vizion!

[Shiv now covers: 1�2�Up as the referee hits the floor at 2. Now Shiv raises Benoit up, another Irish Whip, this time Benoit swings round forcing Shiv to hit the ropes, bounce off and run into a huge Tilt-A-Whirl Slam! The force of impact makes the ring shake.]

JP: Oh my�What a slam there, it looked like the ring collapsed for a second!

Sully: Yeah!

[Eddie picks up Shiv by the hair then tries to toss him out of the ring, he does so, but The Shivinator lands on his feet on the apron, Benoit is jerked forward by the mistake and gets hooked right in to a Suplex position! Shiv goes backwards and Suplexes The Pitbull off the apron! The crowd cheer as Shiv stays on the apron and then jumps off with a Leg Drop!]

Sully: Ouch!

JP: Huge Suplex to the outside followed by a Leg Drop! Nice combination by Shiv.

[Both competitors now on the outside, exchanging shot after shot of knuckle-breaking right and left hands. Shiv wins the fist-battle as he hits an uppercut into a kick to the midsection, Benoit shouts when he is kicked and backs away next to the steel crowd barriers, he clutches his abdominal area and squats down reasonably low, Shiv runs backwards and then charges for Eddie! He goes for a huge Splash but Benoit dodges it! Shiv is sent flying over the crowd barrier hitting a chair on the way down!]

Sully: Whoa! That's gotta hurt!

JP: Oh my God! Over the steel smacking his jaw on the chair!

Sully: What instincts by Eddie Benoit!

[Eddie Benoit goes into the ring, he climbs up to the top-rope, signals and dives! He flies over the ring area and the crowd barrier with an unbelievable pin-point accurate Cross-Body! He connects with The Shivinator and forces him back into lot's of fans!]

JP: Oh my God! I've never seen anything like that in my long illustrious career! Oh my God!

Sully: He went over the barrier, and now they're blending in with the crowd!

[Both men are brawling around the arena! Shots are exchanged both ways on many of the steps for the fans leading to their seats. Benoit Irish Whips Shiv into a huge MWF logo board, it shakes as the wood smacks the back of The Shivinator. As the board shakes an older fan drops his cup of beer, some goes over the steps but the cup with half of it's contents left in it is caught by Eddie Benoit. He smashes it over the face of Shiv causing the plastic to snap and the beer to splash everywhere.]

Sully: A brewski to the head!

JP: I can't believe how far they are out! We can hardly see them from here!

[The camera pans out and The Pitbull is noticed walking down the steps. He is then seen climbing over the crowd barrier! He walks to the ring apron and pulls out two tables! He carries them both over the barrier and once more in the midst of the crowd.]

JP: Oh lookout here! &endash; This doesn't look so good for Shiv!

Sully: Come on Eddie! Put him through!

JP: This is ironic, we've already seen tables tonight.

Sully: Huh? �Oh yeah, the opening Tables Match! Adam The Righteous against Rob Smith! How can I forget?

JP: You just did.

Sully: J�P!�

JP: Yeah?

Sully: �Nevermind!�

[Benoit has now stacked up two tables and has placed Shiv on top of the construction! The Pitbull walks up more steps until he is about 15 feet higher than Shiv's limp body, he is now on top of the giant MWF logo board!]

JP: Oh no!

Sully: Go, go, go!

[Eddie Benoit leaps off in a Somersault! �But The Shivinator rolls off and falls down the steps to the crowd barrier! Meanwhile Benoit ploughs back-first through the two tables and rolls down the steps to join Shiv.]

JP: Oh my God!

Sully: Ahh! Shiv moved! Damn Twisted Vizion! Noo!

[Shiv gets up from almost lying on Eddie Benoit, he stands up and grabs a section of the crowd barrier. He then shoves it down on the sternum of The Pitbull with a shocking impact!]

JP: My God what impact!

Sully: Come on Eddie!

[Shiv climbs over the wreck and goes to the ring, he looks under the apron and pulls out another two tables, a sledgehammer, two steel chairs and some light-up fluid! The crowd go berserk!]

Sully: Noo! He's got light-up fluid!

JP: Oh my God! This is gonna get bloody!

[Shiv sets up a table inside the ring, he stands it against one of the turnbuckles then sets up the other table just outside the ring. The Shivinator then goes outside the ring, and lifts up the steel crowd barrier that was resting on top of The Pitbull! Shiv throws it in the ring and follows with a steel chair. As Shiv starts taunting to the raging fans Eddie Benoit makes a come back! He grabs the leftover chair that the Twisted Vizion member left outside and slides in the ring, he swings and smacks the back of Shiv's head with the chair! Immediately blood spurts out of an open wound in the back of Shiv's head, he clutches it on the canvas as he tries to get back up.]

Sully: Yeah!

JP: Oh God! There is now blood in this match! How far is it gonna go!?

[Benoit throws the chair out of the ring and then sets up the other, he alters it so it's propped up in a seated position, he then props it next to the turnbuckle and taunts Shiv to get up.]

JP: Shiv is tryin' to get up now, but it just doesn't look good.

Sully: Come on Benoit! Inflict more pain on your�bitch!

JP: You're obsessed and sick Sully, Shiv has a bad laceration and is about to get gobbled up by Benoit, savaged like a dog.

Sully: He sure is! Hahaha!

[Shiv gets up and turns around, he hits a Dropkick to the knees straight away without warning!]

JP: Oh! Shiv's back up! Come on Shiv!

[The Shivinator trades places with Benoit who is crawling to his feet, using the ropes to lift himself up, another Dropkick connects to the knees of Benoit by Shiv! Eddie falls back and goes through the corner-placed table! Benoit does finally get up and runs at Shiv, but Shiv counters with a Drop Toehold and The Pitbull's head drives into the set-up steel chair!]

JP: Whoa! Now Benoit's busted open!

Sully: Damn it JP!

[Shiv gets back up to his feet after the huge capitalisation, but suddenly, out of nowhere Misery comes into the ring! She is in her usual dark brown robes and is carrying a navy blue tatty sack, she slaps Shiv right hard round the face and he falls out of the ring almost going through the table placed outside. She then empties the contents of the blue sack�Thumbtacks�Thousands upon thousands of sharp thumbtacks!]

JP: Oh�My�God�

Sully: Yes! I knew Benoit would win!

[Misery empties the entire sack then puts it in her pocket, she then exits the ring and runs out of the main arena. Shiv gets back in the ring as Eddie gets up, both collide with hard shots but none fail or fall, finally it comes down to when they are inches away from the bed of thumbtacks! They start desperately fighting for their lives, but unfortunately for Shiv he is on the exchange of a low-blow! He falls to his knees but is raised up into a Powerbomb position, down comes The Shivinator! Slammed down with an almighty Powerbomb on to the thumbtacks! He immediately jerks up and rolls over with hundreds of tiny thumbtacks stuck in his back and legs.]

Sully: Whaaa!

JP: Jesus�Christ! I can't believe this match!

[Benoit slumps to his feet and almost falls out of the ring, luckily he holds on to the ropes and climbs out himself. He then takes the bottle of light-up fluid and sprays it all over the table! Once the wood is drenched in the chemical he takes the lighter strapped to the side of the tin bottle and ignites the table!]

JP: No! A flaming table!

Sully: Shiv is gonna be the victim here!

[The Pitbull resides outside the ring for a few seconds trying to stop the bleeding on his forehead, he then stops still, then slides into the ring. He picks up Shiv and places him on the top-turnbuckle, Benoit also climbs up and both men are standing on the very top of the turnbuckle!]

Sully: What are they doing up there?

JP: They could both fall! What the hell is happening here!?

[Eddie punches Shiv in the mid-section, The Shivinator sort of bends down almost slipping away but holds on. He drifts between the legs of Eddie Benoit, Eddie regains composure and realises the position that Shiv is in. He uses all his leftover strength and connects with a giant Sitout Piledriver from the top-rope to the outside, through the flaming table!]

JP: Noooooo! God almighty!

Sully: I�I can't believe it!

[The fire suddenly spreads in a bright flash but dies down within a few seconds, smoke rises and the fire goes to a halt, both Benoit and Shiv are down in the wreckage of the smoking table mesh.]

JP: I can't believe what I just saw! �A Piledriver to the outside through a table that was on fire!

Sully: They're both down! Ahh! I can't believe it!

[There is a long pause with utter silence as all cameras pan in on the carnage.]

[Seconds later someone runs down with a chair! No cameras can focus properly, but when the figure arrives at the table wreckage it is noticed that the figure is�Adam The Righteous! He stops, laughs, and smashes the chair over Shiv's bare skull! Blood pouring from the even bigger slash in his face.]

JP: What the hell is Adam The Righteous doing here!?

Sully: Woohoo! The Connection member is here! Go Adam!

[Adam The Righteous continues to smash Shiv over the head with a chair, he stops and turns round to notice 'Greenfire' Steven Douglas come out of the crowd and help partner Klub Kaos member up to his feet, they both walk over the crowd barrier and proceed into the back. The bell suddenly rings.]

Peter Santos: This match has been declared a no contest. Therefore, still the MWF Xtreme Champion: Shiv!

[The fans boo Adam The Righteous as he continually smashes the cranium of Shiv with the sadistic metal. Adam then gets a microphone.]

ATR: You may ask why I've done this? Well�The truth is�You'll see.

[Adam The Righteous drops the mic' and walks off into the back as his music plays and referees come to check-up on Shiv.]

JP: I don't have a God damn clue why Adam The Righteous just came out here and assaulted Shiv to end that great match.

Sully: Maybe he's joined Klub Kaos?

JP: No way, that's out of the question, he's already with General Manager Stoate. This attack is just out of this world, he surely has nothing against The Shivinator.

Sully: Well, I guess just like ATR said�We'll see!

JP: I guess so &endash; let's now head over to a commercial break.

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