The Jeopardizer and Sam King versus Kid
Insanity and Wildfire, Non-Title Tag Team Match
[The camera opens backstage and we are outside the dressing room
of Wildfire, the crowd jeer slightly as the MWF TV Champion opens the
door to his dressing room and steps out, he sees the camera and
smiles evily.]
Wildfire: Tonight is the night that you see your perecious heroes
tossed before you in a bloody heap....you will not believe what I am
going to do to them...
[Wildfire walks slowly away from the camera, then turns back.]
Wildfire: It doesn't end here, oh no, it will not end until May
5th....but tonight is the start of the time where it all begins, and
the MWF will sit opened mouthed while Sam King and I give you what
you've always wanted, something to talk about! Fuck you King!
[Wildfire storms off down the corridor, pushing an MWF backstage
assistant out of the way.]
Sully: Wahoo! Time for the Main
Event!
JP: And it's a Tag Team Match, featuring
four of the MWF's finest wrestlers.
Sully: Wildfire sure was pissed off, he's
going to be going at it hell for leather tonight.
JP: He is definitely an up and coming
wrestler, but whether he can cut it with "The King" is another
matter.
Sully: I think he proved last week that he
can!
["Enter The Jeapardy" hits the PA system, as Jay-Z and Sam King
stride out side-by-side. They tred down the ramp and receive huge
praise from the corwd.]
Peter Santos: At a combined weight of 455 pounds, the MWF Tag
Team Champions. The Jeapardizer and Sam King!
[Both men slide into the ring with their tag titles. They taunt
the crowd and then drop their tag titles under their turnbuckle
corner.]
JP: Keep in mind, folks, this match is not
for the Tag Titles.
Peter Santos: And their opponents, combining their weight at
430 pounds. Wildfire and Kid Insanity!
[The opponents race to the ring but halt just short of entering.
Each man goes in a separate direction, attempting to evade Jay-Z and
King. Wildfire is the first to enter. He hurries towards Jay-Z and
spears him to the ground, before locking his head up. Kid Insanity
takes a little more time. He takes to the ring steps and climbs onto
the apron. King loses his patience and runs at Kid. King leaps
forward, but Kid sends him into the turnbuckle with a deflecting
forearm. He steps into the ring and moves towards Wildfire who still
has control of Jay-Z.]
Sully: Kid and Wildfire did well to enter
the ring there, JP!
JP: I have to agree with you, Sully. Great
tactics.
[Kid bolts Jay-Z's legs to the floor as Wildfire braces his
shoulders. Head Referee Charles Gallient makes the count. 1.2.kick
out!]
JP: King needs to do something quick!
[King, still dazed in the corner, mounts the first rope, springs
away and lands a knee drop into Kid's spine. Insanity rolls from the
ring and King shoots after him. A scrap ensue on the outside as the
legal men - Wildfire and Jay-Z - battle in the ring. Wildfire throws
a loose punch. The Jeapardizer blocks and throws his own, stunning
the opponent. Wildfire staggers backwards and throws another light
punch. Jay-Z ducks underneath and charges at Wildfire, pushing him
into the heel corner.]
Sully: If Jay-Z's not careful, Wildfire will
get the tag.
JP: But Kid isn't in his corner yet, JP.
He's on the outside brawlin' Sam King!
[Jay-Z mudhole stomps Wildfire to the ground. He turns away to
taunt. The crowd cheer, but as he turns back Wildfire hits a low
blow! Jay-Z falls to the floor and holds his nether region. On the
outside, Kid Insanity doubles over in pain as King kicks him in the
gut and sets him up for the piledirver. Kid sums up some strength and
backdrops King onto the cold floor. Insanity jumps into his corner
and tags Wildfire. He enters the ring and drags Jay-Z to the centre
of the ring. He picks the limp body up and lifts him vertically.
before dropping down. INSANE BRAINBUSTER!]
JP: Kid Insanity could have this match
won!
[Kid makes the cover as Sam King slides into the ring. 1.stomp!
King stomps down hard on King's head and pulls him away. Referee
Galliant pushes King into his corner as Kid slowly climbs to his
feet. He throws abuse in Kings direction as Jay-Z slowly stirs on the
ground. Kid bends towards Jay-Z. The clever young superstar suddenly
rolls Kid into a small package! 1.2.kick out! King stands in his
corner begging for the tag]
JP: Sam King wants in! Perhaps he wants a
piece of Wildfire!
Sully: Retribution for last weeks Cage
Match!
[Jay-Z dives at King and the tag is made. King bursts into the
ring. As Kid Insanity gets up King clotheslines straight through him.
He stands tall, staring at Wildfire as the crowd cheer madly.]
JP: Sam King knows as well as we do that
Wildfire has to get the tag!
[King loses patience once more. He charges at Wildfire and knocks
him from the apron. Before King can turn, Kid Insanity approaches
from behind and hits Insanity! King's head crashes to the mat. Kid
gets the cover. 1.2.kick out!]
JP: King kicked out!
[Wildfire slowly climbs back into his corner as Kid gets the tag.
Wildfire looks pissed. He shakes his head, grits his teeth and
clenches his fists tightly as he kicks King in the gut. King crawls
towards Jay-Z, but with every inch, Wildfire pulls him back a foot.
He lifts King up and throws a punch, but King ducks, kicks him in the
gut and hits a Spinning DDT! Wildfire bounces from the floor and
lands in his corner. Kid makes the tag himself and charges at King.
Sam hits another backdrop and makes the tag to Jay-Z. Jay-Z bounces
against the ropes twice and hits Deep Jeapardy on Kid Insanity. He
makes the cover. 1.2.3!
Peter Santos: The winners of the match. Sam King and The
Jeapardizer!
[King and Jay-Z jump up cheering. The fans cheer as the Tag Champs
grab their belts from their corner. The dazed Wildfire suddenly runs
at the two and dives in their direction, knocking Jay-Z out on the
turnbuckle. King tries to fight his way up but he can't. Wildfire
knocks him down and ascends the turnbuckle. The ground jeer as he
hits The Crisis!]
JP: Wildfire has taken over here!
Sully: The other three are out cold!
[MWF fades to black as Wildfire holds his hands in the air to the
jeers of the crowd, the MWF TV Championship around his waist.]
JP: See you next week, folks!
Sully: Bye!
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