Viper J

versus

Stud

First Blood #1 Contenders Match.

Writer: Paddy Stoate

JP: This is the second match of the night, a First Blood Match!

Sully: I don�t think I�ve ever been in a show where the second match of the night was a First Blood Match! It just shows you where the MwF is going.

JP: I�ll say! The MwF is forever utilising its groin-grabbingly extreme competitors, but, you�ve gotta say, we have not lost sight of what is really important � the wrestling.

Sully: That�s true, but this match is all about extreme! The rules, well, I�ll leave that to Peter Santos!

Peter Santos: The following matchup is a First Blood Match! The rules are simple: the winner is the man who can make his opponent bleed first! The winner will go on to face two other men for the Television Title Number One Contendership!

[The fans go crazy at this news; not that they did not know this though.]

JP: EniGma has already qualified for the Triple Threat Match with a victory over Mr Perfection earlier tonight, but who will face him, and the winner of our next match?

Peter Santos: Introducing first, weighing in at 230 pounds, from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada�.Vipeeerrrr�J!

[Again the fans go wild, and they begin to chant �ViperJ! ViperJ! ViperJ!� as the man himself walks out onto the ramp. He waves to them, and heads down to the ring, looking pumped and ready. Crowned King�s �Turn It Up, We�re Going Down� plays over the PA, and ViperJ bounces his head in time to the music. Suddenly, though, it is interrupted by Audioslave�s �Exploder�. The thumping beat overruns the end bars of Viper�s music, and then Chris Cornell takes over: �Met a man, locked away��]

JP: ViperJ must not be too happy about his music being interrupted, eh Sully?

Sully: You bet!

[No sooner have they said this than Stud emerges onto the ramp, followed by one of the STUD INC. phillies, Mona. She is carrying a steel chair.]

Sully: Look at that! Not only does he have a manager, but she is carrying a chair!

JP: Hey, anything goes in this match! The first man to bleed loses, there�s no disqualification!

[Stud quickly makes his way down to the ring. He slides in, and, as he turns to receive a good luck kiss from Mona, ViperJ attacks him from behind with a Low Blow!]

JP: Oh come on, a Low Blow?

Sully: hey, he knew that Stud would use that chair against him! Cheat versus cheat, nothing wrong with that!

JP: Hmm. Well, they have a lot to fight for tonight, they are wrestling for the chance at the Television Championship, currently held by the prolific Gutter Rat!

Sully: Prolific? More like politic! He only joined Walker for his own protection, �cause Walker holds sway over everything in the MwF!

JP: Now that is not true! Gutter Rat � oh what a shot!

[Viper has just sized up Stud and hit him with a right hand that would knock the teeth out of anyone with less careful dental hygiene. Stud hits the ropes and comes back, throwing a fist that is ducked, and ViperJ grabs Stud around the neck from behind and drops him with a well-executed Rear Choke Drop. However, he does not release the hold when he hits the deck; rather, he props his feet up on the middle rope, gaining more leverage over Stud, whose face is quickly turning red.]

JP: I get it! What cunning!

Sully: What? What cunning?

JP: ViperJ is making the blood go to Stud�s head, so he will be easier to bust open later on in the match!

Sully: Oh? Well he�s gonna have to be quick about it then, the blood won�t stay there for long!

[The referee is trying to get ViperJ to let go, or at least take his feet off the ropes, but Viper simply tightens the hold. Stud fights for breath, but he is fighting a losing battle. His arms, which have been flailing wildly, begin to droop, and finally hit the mat with a dull thud. When this happens, Viper lets go of the hold, and kneels on Stud�s chest. With a glance at Mona, he begins to rain punches down on the face of Stud, desperately trying to �bust him wide open�. ]

JP: ViperJ is a madman!

Sully: He�s a genius!

[Viper is unable to bust open Stud, and so, as the blood in Stud�s face returns to its normal places, J stands up and heads for the chair Mona slid in earlier. He picks it up and, with the fans both cheering and booing, raises it, while standing over Stud�s head. However, as he is about to bring it down, Stud swings a leg up and connects with a vicious kick to the crown jewels of ViperJ!]

Sully: Oh!

JP: A kick right in the crevs!

Sully: Poor Viper!

[ViperJ drops the chair, and both hands go to his privates. This gives Stud, who was evidently playing possum, the opportunity to grab it and bring it down with a sickening thud on the back of the head of Viper.]

JP: My Lord!

Sully: Oh, my stars!

[ViperJ is laid out flat on the canvas, and Stud stands over him with the chair. He looks at Mona, who nods to him, and points to the outside. Stud now drops the chair and heads outside, searching around underneath the ring. ]

JP: What�s he- Uh-oh!

[Stud has pulled out a lead pipe! He holds it in the air, to the roaring cheers of the fans. He then gets back into the ring, and awaits ViperJ�s arousal. After a little while, Viper stands up, facing away from Stud. He turns, and, with a powerful swing, Stud takes him down with the lead pipe. ViperJ hits the mat with a thunk, and Stud drops the pipe, going straight for the kill. With a flick of his wrist, Stud begins to pummel the eyebrow of ViperJ, in whose weakened state defence is impossible. ]

[Eventually, seeing that this is not going to work, Stud quits, and pulls Viper to his feet. He rolls him to the edge of the ring, then gets out and picks him up on his shoulder. He then runs straight towards the ring post, but, as Viper�s head is about to hit it, he slides off Stud�s back and pushes him into it! Stud�s head bounces sickeningly, and Viper grabs him as he turns, picking him up and dropping him on the guard rail.]

JP: Ooh! Right on his throat!

Sully: We�re being treated to something special tonight, aren�t we JP?

JP: You betcha!

[Viper grabs the groggy Stud and rolls him into the ring, quickly following him. He picks up the lead pipe and is about to swing it when Mona runs into the ring! She puts herself between Stud and ViperJ, and, being the face that he is, Viper is not obliged to hit her first. As she distracts him, he does not notice that Stud is rousing himself, as well as picking up the chair! ]

Sully: Look out, Viper!

JP: This could be interesting!

[As Stud swings the chair at Viper�s back, Viper suddenly ducks, and Stud hits Mona!]

Sully: Mona! No!

JP: That poor young woman!

[Stud stares down at Mona, looking horrified, but then is spun around by ViperJ, who quickly cracks him right in the nose with the pipe! Blood squirts out, Stud goes down, and the bell is rung, signalling ViperJ the winner!]

Peter Santos: Here is your winner, advancing to the next round, Vipeeeerrr�J!

JP: ViperJ has done it!

Sully: Poor Mona!

JP: And look at this! What a show of sportsmanship by ViperJ!

[Indeed it is, as Viper picks up Stud and shakes him, helping him to clear the cobwebs. Together, they pick up Mona and carry her out of the ring, as �Turn It Up, We�re Going Down� plays over the PA.]

JP: Folks, we�ve just seen a thrilling match, and it was ended with a great display of sportsmanship! We�ve gotta take a commercial break, but we�ll be right back!


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