Anarkist and "The King" Sam King
versus
Joe Foale and Wildfire
versus
Rick "Acid" Jones and "The Headliner" Hart Evans
w/ Amanda
Non-Title Tornado Tag Team Match
Referee: Charles Galliant
JP: What a night this going to be, it's
going to be an incredible night as six of the best the MWF has to
offer get in the ring together!
Sully: Ohhhhh yeah!
JP: This is what wrestling is all about, the
coming together of some of the greatest wrestlers in the federation
to battle against each other.
Sully: It's Anarkist and Sam King, agains
Joe Foale, Wildfire and The MWF Tag Team Champions, the "Connection"
of Hart Evans and Rick Jones.
JP: Let's just hope that Sam King can make a
connection with Anarkist tonight, or the fans will not be
happy.
Sully: I think King's connection with The
Jeopardizer is looking a little shakey at the moment, if I was Sam
King I'd be trying to make sure I didn't lose my friend and tag team
partner.
Peter Santos: This match is scheduled for one fall, and is a
tornado tag team contest, the first team tonight, weighing in at a
combined weight at 353 lbs., Anarkist and the former MWF Xtreme and
Tag Team Champion, "The King" Sam King!
[The crowd roar as 'Papercut' by Linkin Park hits the PA system
and Sam King sprints out from behind the entrance curtain, the taller
figure of Anarkist walks slowly behind.]
JP: I hope that these two can put something
together tonight and gain some momentum as we head towards
MAYhem.
Sully: MAYhem is now just under two weeks
away, what an amazing night that will be, as I reckon Anarkist is
going to take on Joe Foale for the MWF World Title.
JP: The most prestigious prize in the MWF
will be bestowed upon a member of this roster at MAYhem, and many are
now looking at Joe Foale as a serious contender.
Peter Santos: And the second team, weighing in at a combined
weight of 413 lbs., Joe Foale and the MWF TV Champion, Wildfire!
['Freak On A Leash' by KoRn hits the PA system and the crowd jeer
like mad as Joe Foale walks out cockily onto the entrance ramp, he
flexes his muscles and turns his back on the crowd and appluads the
MWF TV Champion, as Wildfire walks out onto the entrance ramp. The
chest and back of Wildfire are covered in red scars from the events
of two weeks ago in the Japanese Death Match, he grins at Joe Foale
and raises his belt to the crowd who respond with a flood of jeers.]
Sully: Sam King is going to want to try and
take some revenge on Wildfire tonight...
JP: I hope he gets it, they put each other
through hell in that match.
Sully: There must be an inch of respect
between the two men though, after such a hellacious battle they
should respect the fact that neither budged until those final
seconds.
JP: I think Wildfire needed a holiday after
that match!
Sully: He looks confident with Foale at his
side, perhaps some of that experience Wildfire has will rub off on
young Joe.
JP: I hope so! It's about time that Joe
Foale started acting his age.
Sully: He's only a kid JP, don't be too
harsh on him.
Peter Santos: And the final team, representing the "Canadian
Connection", they are the MWF Tag Team Champions and weigh in at a
combined weight of 455 lbs., accompanied by Amanda, Rick "Acid" Jones
and "The Headliner" Hart Evans!
["Wherever I May Roam" by AC/DC powers through the PA system and
the crowd come alive to stand and disrespect the two Canadian's as
they make their way into the Iowa arena.]
Sully: Funny we're not that far from Canada,
but this crowd hate these two men more than ever!
JP: Not suprised, they stole the MWF Tag
Team Titles from The Jeopardizer and Sam King.
Sully: Stole!? They won that match fair and
square, and it was Sam King who got pinned!
[Sam King is leaning on the ropes and shouting abuse at the MWF
Tag Champions as they come up the ramp, Rick Jones points at Sam King
and then gestures for him to take it outside the ring. Sam King leaps
from the ring and runs up the entrance ramp, Anarkist shouts at King
to comeback but King's eyes are wide with rage as he runs up the
entrance ramp.]
JP: King's going to destroy the "Connection"
right now!
Sully: I guess it's on!
[The bell sounds and all hell breaks loose! Joe Foale and Wildfire
run at Anarkist, but the big man sees them coming and turns round and
as the two smaller men look to jump then Anarkist hurls his body
forward, a double clothesline connects with the chins of Wildfire and
Foale and sends them thudding like corpses to the mat. Sam King grabs
a steel chair as he runs towards the team of Evans and Jones....Rick
Jones and Hart Evans pull off their tag team belts and swing them,
King doesn't see them and crack! The skull of Sam King is once again
reopened and blood pours from a wound on his forehead as the former
Tag Team Champion is beaten with his former belt.]
JP: Oh no! Anarkist help your tag team
partner!
Sully: The "Connection" is still alive and
strong JP!
[Anarkist climbs out of the ring and strides up the entrance ramp,
he looks on at his fellow Canadian's with a look of disgust. He grabs
the chair of Sam King and raises it to the crowd, the "Connection"
are beating o the downed Sam King, Evans has locked in a submission
hold, a modified armbar by the looks of it. Anarkist smiles as with
the crowd roaring at his back like the wind on the high seas he
begins to run, Rick Jones here's the thud of feet and turns round,
Anarkist brings the chair up and down with a chilling swiftness and
Rick Jones collapses to the floor on the end of a huge chair shot.]
JP: Haha!
Sully: I think Rick Jones will sleep well
tonight!
JP: Anarkist is doing the good and right
thing, look at him go...he's taking it to his fellow
countrymen.
[Anarkist grabs Hart Evans by the hair and "The Headliner" with a
look of shock on his face is suddenly pulled up by his hair and his
feet dangle clean off the floor as his eyes come level with those of
Anarkist. Sam King is motionless on the floor, in the ring then Joe
Foale and Wildfire are still down. Anarkist laughs in the face of
Hart Evans and lifts him onto his shoulders, the big man roars the
crowd as he executes the Broken Rule on Hart Evans, driving the
Canadian hard onto the steel walkway. The impact is deafening and the
arena winces in unison as Anarkist hooks the leg, referee Charles
Galliant has followed Anarkist from the ring and prepares the
count...Wildfire and Joe Foale are up in the ring and they charge
from the ring....1....2...Joe Foale reaches the count first and
throws himself onto Anarkist to break the count.]
Sully: That was close, I thought this match
was going to be over far too quickly...
JP: Such a shame, Anarkist has done enough
to single handedly win tonight.
Sully: He's done a few good moves....if it
wasn't for his muppet of a tag team partner.
JP: Muppet! If anyone's a muppet then it's
you Tim Sullivan!
[Foale drags Anarkist by the head off Hart Evans, Wildfire grabs
the dented steel chair and then throws it aside, instead he climbs
onto the guardrail, he balances himself...the crowd attempting to
grab him but security keep them back. Joe Foale realises what
Wildfire is wanting to do and he whips Anarkist towards the
guardrail. Anarkist is sent running towards the guardrail, except he
never reaches the guardrail....Wildfire leaps off and dropkicks the
running Anarkist clean in the face. Anarkist drops straight onto his
back and Wildfire covers...1...! Anarkist rolls the shoulder with
suprising ease.]
Sully: If anyone can beat Anarkist then it
has to be Joe Foale, he did it last week so he can do it
again.
JP: Tactics are the key, you know Anarkist
is a big man, so you go straight after his legs.
Sully: Let's see if Joe Foale listens to
that...
JP: He obviously won't!
[Joe Foale begins to stamp furiously at the head of Anarkist, the
big man covers his face with his arms. Rick Jones is back on his
feet, Amanda, his wife, helping him up as he regains his sense, his
nose is a mess of blood where Anarkist connected with the viscous
chair shot. Jones grabs the guardrail and then heaves himself
upright, he takes a look at the situation and then goes to where Sam
King is laying, his face drenched in blood and Rick Jones
covers...1...2! Wildfire isn't blind and runs over and breaks up the
count.]
Sully: Thank God for Wildfire, we could of
had those Canadian's winning another match, suppose its better than
Sam King getting the win.
JP: What do you hold against Sam
King?
Sully: The fact that he is over-rated, there
are many men far better than him who can be in the Main Event at
MAYhem.
JP: Who said King is going to be Main
Event?
Sully: No doubt that damn Fozzy will give in
to the crowd pressure and put him in.
JP: You don't know that.
[Wildfire grabs Rick Jones and looks to suplex him, but Jones is
too fast and counters and hits an inverted DDT! Wildfire's head
bounces off the concrete and Rick Jones quickly hooks the
leg...1....2! Wildfire kicks out, Joe Foale has noticed and is
waiting for Rick Jones as "Acid" stands up, a punch from Foale has
little effect as Jones grabs the hand of Foale and with a wink he
lifts Joe Foale up by his hand alone and throws him a few feet onto
the concrete.]
Sully: Whoah! You have to give it to the
Canadian's, sometimes they can be amazing.
JP: He just threw Joe Foale? What is the big
deal with that?
Sully: Who the hell is going to win this
match JP?
JP: I don't have a clue, first I thought it
was going to be Anarkist and King, now it seems those damn Canadian's
are getting on top.
[Wildfire cuts off Rick Jones from covering Joe Foale, and
Wildfire and he brawl, the right hands flying as the two men battle
back towards the ring, the crowd getting on Wildfire's side as he
gets Jones in a headlock and leads him kicking and screaming down the
entrance ramp. The MWF TV Champion rolls "Acid" into the ring and
then slides in after him. We cut back to the entrance ramp where Hart
Evans is on his feet, his back still painful from Anarkist's
devestating move, he looks down on the fallen Sam King, he goes to
cover then realises that Charles Galliant has followed Wildfire and
Jones to the ring. Hart Evans picks up Sam King and throws him over
the guardrail into the crowd, a lady in the front row in a white
t-shirt finds it stained red as the head of Sam King flops onto her
lap!]
Sully: I'd hate to try and remove that
stain!
JP: Blood is very hard to get out...or so my
wife informs me.
Sully: Why did Hart Evans put Sam King into
the crowd?
JP: Search me!
[Joe Foale has got Anarkist to his feet, and he takes a few steps
back sizing up his opponent and walks straight into the grasp of Hart
Evans....Evans grabs Foale round the neck and lifts him up and slings
him back over his head in a back suplex. Foale's body crashes onto
the steel ramp, Hart Evans winces as he himself hits the steel but he
rolls clear and Anarkist is now hunched over the guardrail rubbing
his head. Hart Evans fires a cheap shot between the legs of Anarkist
and the big man rolls to the floor holding the more private parts of
a man.]
Sully: Ouch!
JP: Those Canadian's never did play by the
rules!
Sully: Mind you, this match has no rules,
it's absolute chaos.
[Rick Jones in the ring is in the corner, Wildfire is throwing
knees repeatidly into the mid-section of the leader of the "Canadian
Connection" and the crowd are cheering with each knee that connects
with the MWF's Tag Team Champion. Jones suddenly grabs the ropes and
pulls himself up, he leaps up, grabbing Wildfire's head he smashes it
into the turnbuckle, Wildfire staggers a few paces back from the
turnbuckle and then staggers back towards it. Jones grabs him and the
crowd boo as he executes a huge Tornado DDT, Wildfire's head is
smashes onto the canvas.]
JP: Where the hell did that come
from?
Sully: That literally did come out of
nowhere!
JP: I think Rick Jones might just have this
one...
[Hart Evans is leading Anarkist away from the ring and up the
entrance ramp, his eyes wide with the thought of revenge, he leads
Anarkist off backstage slashing through the entrance curtain. Back in
the ring then Rick Jones taunts the crowd before dragging Wildfire to
the centre of the ring Joe Foale is down on the entrance ramp, Sam
King is laying somewhere in the crowd, Rick Jones walks towards the
turnbuckle. He climbs it and at the top he shouts 'HAIL CANADA!'
before taking off and executing the Acid Drop onto the prone body of
the MWF TV Champion. On impact then the ribs of Wildfire recieves a
huge blow, and Jones manages to cover quickly and Charles Galliant
counts...1....2...3!]
Peter Santos: And your winners, through pinfall, the MWF Tag
Team Champions, Rick Jones and Hart Evans!
Sully: Argh, not again, how could Wildfire
let himself be isolated like that.
JP: Because the "Connection" played the
game, and won, their tactics worked.
Sully: And Sam King and Anarkist, where the
hell were they?
JP: Sam King is on some woman's lap in the
third row of the crowd!
Sully: Where's Anarkist and Hart
Evans?
JP: I don't know, they disappeared
backstage.
[Rick Jones is passed the MWF Tag Team Title belts by a ring hand,
and he takes both titles and climbs up on the turnbuckle and shows
the belts to the crowd. His wife, Amanda, slides into the ring and
the two embrace as Rick Jones takes from his pocket a small wad of
cash and throws it onto the prone body of Wildfire.]
Sully: Wildfire....
JP: He tried to bribe them, Wildfire tried
to bribe the "Connection" to take the fall, well I never, that's
terrible.
Sully: I think Wildfire got what was coming
to him for that.
[The crowd are jeering, they suddenly roar as pictures are shown
on the small titantron. The quality is not very good, but there is
sound and the crowd cheer as they see Anarkist taking the upper hand
against Hart Evans.]
JP: I think "The Headliner" is going to be
reading the headlines from a hospital bed tomorrow night when
Anarkist is through with him!
Sully: He'll find a way out...how can
Anarkist fight his fellow Canadian?
[Anarkist has thrown Hart Evans onto a table and he is clearing
the area of papers as he continues his assault, a patch of papers are
covered in blood from where an earlier battle took place. The
backstage area is filled with staff watching the fight.]
JP: Someone should get in there and stop
this right now!
Sully: Why?
JP: Because it is not right!
[Anarkist picks up a nearby bucket, he also finds a mop. He shows
them to the backstage crew and they roar as Anarkist shoves the
bucket over the head of Hart Evans, "The Headliner" tries to resist
but Anarkist is too strong. Anarkist raises the mop and there is a
huge cheer as the mop snaps across the bucket, sending a loud rining
sound in the ears of Hart Evans, the crowd laugh and cheer as
Anarksit cockily taunts the fallen Hart Evans. Rick "Acid" Jones
watching in the ring gives the MWF Tag Team belts to Amanda and runs
off backstage.]
Sully: Now Anarkist is in trouble, he's
going to have the other half of the MWF Tag Team Champions to deal
with!
JP: I wouldn't be too worried.
[The crowd roar as the The Jeopardizer appears nearby to Anarkist,
he walks over and looks at Hart Evans struggling in the bucket...he
laughs and shakes the hand of Anarkist who pats Jay-Z on the back.
Hart Evans manages to pull the bucket off his head, he spits at
Anarkist and crawls off the turnbuckle and struggles to his feet.]
Sully: He'd be wise to run away, what with
The Jeopardizer there as well!
JP: This could get crazy!
Sully: Who's that?
[Rick Jones pushes his away through the crowd, and stands
muttering at Anarkist and The Jeopardizer, from the opposite side
comes The Desired Toe, in his hand is an iron bar and he bands it
against the wall, giving a clanging sound.]
JP: Two on three!
[Anarkist puts his hands up in the air, and he gestures for the
"Connection" to put their fists down, The Jeopardizer however shouts
something at The Desired Toe and Toe runs forward the iron bar.]
Voice: STOP!
[All give men spin round to see the MWF President Edward Walker
standing behind his backstage staff, he holds a mike in his hand and
the backstage staff part as he passes by them. The eyes of the MWF
President are livid with anger, his face is red and bloated, his
cheeks wobbling with anger as he speaks, his hair is greying, his
skin slowly wrinkling.]
Walker: Explain what the hell you think you
are doing...turning my arena into a battlefield. I pay you to fight
in the ring, not back here!
Voice: It's not just you who pays
them...
[The crowd let off a huge roar as the MWF's General Manager, steps
into view with a mike of his own and also the MWF World Title on his
shoulders. The eyes of Anarkist grow especially wide as he sees what
is on the shoulder of Fozzy.]
Fozzy: Why can't you just let it go
sometimes, Walker.
Walker: Because you're not the one who has
to clear up the mess when all this tarnation is over.
Fozzy: But I still foot their wage bill as
much as you do.
Walker: I don't give a damn about the wages,
I give a damn about the way this place is shaping up. We have
Wildfire trying to corrupt everyone with money!
Fozzy: Not much we can do about that, let is
go.
Walker: NO I will not let it go! If we let
everything in the world go then we'd never get anywhere.
Fozzy: But there was one thing you let go,
Edward.
Walker: What was that?
Fozzy: Your daughter...
[The crowd can be heard gasping at the way Fozzy puts the insult
to the MWF President.]
JP: Whoah! I can't believe Fozzy just said
that.
Sully: He's a braver man than me!
[Fozzy takes a step nearer the President, Edward Walker's eyes are
bulding with anger as he tries to refrain from lashing out at his
General Manager.]
Fozzy: Now I have a little idea...next week
I think me and you have a score to settle.
Walker: I'm listening...
Fozzy: In the ring, the "Connection" versus
Anarkist, Sam King and The Jeopardizer...
[The crowd go up in the arena at the suggestion, their voices and
screams sounding out a clear note of delight at the thought of the
match.]
Fozzy: With two referees...the MWF President
and General Manager.
JP: Can this get any better?
Sully: I don't think so!
JP: It's going to be incredible, the most
amazing match you'll ever see.
Sully: That is the way to build up for the
Pay-Per-View.
[Fozzy drops his mike and walks past Anarkist, who's eyes once
again are transfixed on the MWF World Title, Fozzy whispers something
to Anarkist as he walks past and Anarkist smiles.]
JP: What did he tell him?
Sully: I don't think we'll want to
know!
[Anarkist suddenly runs forward and headbutts the MWF President in
the face, Rick Jones leaps to the defence of his employer and all
hell breaks loose as The Jeopardizer goes down under the iron bar of
The Desired Toe...Hart Evans grabs the bucket and slams Anarkist
round the back of the head with it, the scene fades out with Rick
Jones and Hart Evans putting a beating to Anarkist.]
JP: Whoah!
Sully: Join us next week to find out what
the hell is going to happen next here in the MWF.
JP: I hate to think what could happen, but I
doubt it can get any crazier than this.
Sully: The war is starting all over again,
we thought Fozzy had won the last one.
JP: Looks like it was just a starter for the
main course...
Sully: It's going to be chaos at Dynamite,
and MAYhem is just around the corner.
JP: Who will become the MWF World Champion?
Will the "Connection" connect with anyone else? Will the MWF
President gain his revenge on Fozzy?
Sully: Tune in next week to find out!
The MWF is the Maximum Wrestling Federation,
copyright to Edward Walker 2003. Thanks to Jamie Rogerson for helping
with Dynamite. The Xtreme Title match was not written as unfortunatly
Sam King was unable to write it and there was not enough time to find
another writer.
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