versus

"Paddy Punch" The Hobo

Singles Match

Referee: Grant August

Writer: Scott Worthington

JP: Here we go then Sully, Wildfire against The Hobo.

Sully: The Hobo's buddy was fired last week by Dom Stoate, a man that had power rushing to his head.

JP: I wouldnt say rushing Sully. I would rather say that he knew that Enigma was not worth the hassle.

Sully: The hassle?!

JP: Well it wasnt as if he was the best wrestler around. Anyway, who would want a homeless person wrestling?

Sully: That's harsh...

JP: That's honesty!

Peter Santos: Ladies and gentleman, this match is for one fall. Introducing first, weighing in at two hundred and ten pounds, being led to the ring by Harvey, Wildfire!

["The Beautiful People" by Marilyn Manson hits the MWF sound system and the crowd stand to attention as out walks Wildfire. The five foot eight, two hundred and ten pounds man walks out onto the stage with his new friend "Harvey", a plank of wood. Wildfire walks down the ramp way and slides into the ring. The crowd are still screaming as he climbs one of the turnbuckles with Harvey raised above his head. Before too long Wildfire jumps down from the turnbuckle and places Harvey under it. Harvey 'sits' there as Wildfire talks game plans with him.]

Sully: Harvey and Wildfire talking over the plans for the match here.

JP: Sully, you do realise it is a piece of wood right?

Sully: I dont think I am the one you should be asking that too.

JP: Peter Santos obviously believes that Harvey is real, he said that Harvey was leading Wildfire to the ring.

[Wildfire is still crouched down talking to his buddy as "One of a Can(Kind)" hits the sound system. The crowd begin to boo as they know who is on their way to the ring.]

Peter Santos: And his opponent! Weighing in at two hundred and thirteen pounds, from Detroit, Michigan, The Hobo!

[The Hobo walks out onto the stage with a stream of boos. Of course, his attire is still the same as what he was wearing all week. The fans in the front row can smell him, not pleasent. Hobo makes his way down to the ring slowly, looking at Wildfire who is still talking to Harvey. The Hobo walks up the ring steps and enters the ring. Wildfire turns around and points to Hobo and then starts talking to Harvey again. The fans are going to be for a treat with this one.]

JP: This is going to be good, two nut jobs in one ring.

Sully: Its going to be off the charts for sure. They both are not altogether there thats for sure.

JP: Lets hope that The Hobo can pick up a win so he can buy some new clothes. Those ones he is wearing now used to be his grandfathers!

Sully: That is not something I would like to think about.

JP: Not something I would like to smell.

[The referee asigned to this match is Grant August. He checks that both men are ready for the match and then rings the bell. Wildfire jumps up from his position with Harvey and stares down The Hobo, who has a wild look in his eyes. Wildfire then begins to almost skip around the ring. The Hobo keeps his eyes locked on him, making sure he doesnt miss a beat. The crowd begin to laugh at Wildfire who then takes a wild shot at Hobo but misses. Hobo ducks from the shot and then connects with a right hand of his own, and another! Wildfire is on the back foot and is whipped against the ropes. Hobo connects with a clothesline, knocking Wildfire down. He hops right back up and is knocked down with another clothesline. Wildfire is taking some punishment early on. Hobo doesnt give him time to get up again and kicks him square in the head! Wildfire stays down and is then hit with a series of boots to the face and chest. The Hobo taunts to the fans who boo him.]

JP: That's it Sully, this match is over! Hobo has it won.

Sully: I dont think Wildfire is going to let it end like this, not this early.

JP: He would if Harvey told him so.

[The Hobo goes to pick up Wildfire but is hit with a right foot by the out stretching leg of Wildfire. Hobo is knocked back as Wildfire gets to his feet. Wildfire whips Hobo into the ropes and runs after him, he connects with a jumping calf kick, knocking both guys over the top rope and down to the apron. Wildfire lands on top of Hobo but soon jumps back up and does a nutty taunt to the crowd who love it! Wildfire picks up The Hobo by his hairand hammers his head into the apron. Grant August shouts for them both toget back in the room but Wildfire is turning this into the extreme! Wildfire whips Hobo into the ring steps, knocking them flying. The referee allows this to continue but still asks them both to get back into the ring. Wildfire motions over to his helpless victim and picks him up, putting him on his shoulders. He then runs towards the other ringpost with him on his shoulders but gets pushed into them himself! Hobo had jumped off the shoulders and reversed the move. Wildfire splatters against the steel ring post and bounces right back off towards the floor. Hobo rolls into the ring to stop the count from the referee. Hobo then picks up Wildfire, rolling him back into the ring. Wildfire's head hangs just over the apron and is soon met with a strong elbow to the throat!]

Sully: Why is the referee letting this carry on?!

JP: These two guys are natural hardcore wrestlers. The referee has no choice but to allow them to rip each other apart!

Sully: This isnt extreme rules! This is a normal singles match damn it! They should follow the rules.

JP: The MWF is about breaking the rules Sully, get over it.

[The Hobo nows slides into the ring to a chorus of boos from the crowd, like that bothers him anyway. Hobo now has Wildfire propped up against the turnbuckle but is sitting down. Hobo rams and knee into the throat of Wildfire, sucking the breathe out of him. The referee makes use of his five count and Hobo breaks the illegal hold at four only to reapply it! Again, he breaks the hold after four and laughs at the referee. Hobo then walks over to the opposite turnbuckle to Wildfire and turns around to face him. He runs across the ring and lands a big time knee to the face! Wildfire is looking shakey right now. Hobo goes across the ring again and looks as if he is going to attempt the big knee again! He runs across the ring and lands the knee right to Wildfire's nose. Hobo throws his arms up in celebration as the crowd boo him. By now, Hobo has got alot more confidence in him, thinking he has his man where he wants him, he goes across to the opposite turnbuckle again. He goes running towards the fallen Wildfire, only to get a drop toe hold into the bottom turnbuckle for his troubles! The crowd let out a huge cheer as Wildfire falls down to the mat alongside The Hobo.]

Sully: Wildfire isn't going down just yet!

JP: Pfft! Does anyone care? The guy is a nut!

[Referee, Grant August, begins to count the two men out for the ten count. He gets to five before Wildfire manages to get to his feet, followed shortly by The Hobo. The two men then exchange right hands, The Hobo goes on the back foot and is eventually taken down with a big time spinning back kick to the face. Hobo pops back up to be hit with a huge drop kick to the jaw! Wildfire makes the cover. One...Two...The Hobo isnt going down just yet! Wildfire doesnt allow him anytime to breathe and runs towards the ropes, he comes running back and connects with a front drop kick to the face of The Hobo who had just sat up. Hobo falls right back down to the canvas, flat on his back. Wildfire now begins to climb the turnbuckle, obviously looking to end this match. He climbs and waits for The Hobo to get back up. It takes a few seconds before he does, but Hobo turns around and Wildfire leaps off the turnbuckle and is air born! He lands on the shoulders of The Hobo and attempts a hurricanranna but The Hobo keeps ahold of his legs, locking him to his chest. The Hobo pulls him back up and slams him down with a huge powerbomb, slamming the neck and back of the head of Wildfire against the canvas. The fans let out an "OOOhhhh" as down goes Wildfire holding his head. The Hobo doesnt waste anymore time and picks up his opponent. He sets him up and lands a suplex, he still holds on! Hobo hits another suplex, spinning the hips one more time to keep the momentum flowing, he then lands a third suplex to Wildfire who seems helpless!]

JP: Three suplexes! Big time offence!

Sully: This could be the end right here.

JP: The Hobo could be in a store near you tomorrow buying some new clothes if he wins this one!

[The Hobo gets back to his feet after leaving Wildfire down. He then stands next to his fallen opponent. Hobo leaps into the air and flips backwards, landing across the chest and face of Wildfire. A standing moonsault connects. The Hobo goes for the cover. One....Two...NO! Kick out by Wildfire who somehow manages to get his left shoulder up off the canvas.]

JP: What does this guy have to do?!

Sully: Big time effort by both guys here!

[Hobo slams his hands on the canvas, unhappy about the decision of the two count by the referee. Hobo then stands to his feet and stands over his opponent. Wildfire begins to creep his way back up, using the trousers of Hobo to pull himself up. Hobo allows him to do this but as he gets to his knees, Hobo hoists him up and wraps his arms around him. He then hits a belly to belly suplex on Wildfire, driving the air out of him. Hobo knows he has Wildfire right where he wants him and stamps on his chest several times. He then gets on his knees and sticks an elbow to the eyes of Wildfire! The referee calls for the break but it is clear that The Hobo is trying to turn this match into an extreme brawl.]

JP: Wheres he going now?!

[The Hobo doesnt wait around, he rolls out of the ring and goes to fetch a steel chair! Grant August shouts at him to put the chair down but he doesnt listen and rolls into the ring, chair in hand. Grant August goes to stop him from hitting Wildfire but The Hobo threatens the referee. Wildfire has, by now, got to his feet but is still woobley. Wildfire is right by the ropes, getting to his feet as The Hobo runs in for the kill! He swings the chair wildly but Wildfire ducks and the chair connects with the ropes, bouncing back and nailing Hobo square across the forehead! Wildfire sees his chance to pick up a win and rolls him up. One....Two...NO! The Hobo somehow, someway, manages to get his left leg on the bottom rope! Wildfire has his opponent where he wants him as he drags him away from the ropes. This stops the chance of him getting his feet on the ropes again. Wildfire then climbs to the top turnbuckle.]

Sully: This is it! He is going to end this match right here, right now!

JP: There is going to be a Crisis coming towards The Hobo and I don't mean a money shortage!

[Wildfire leaps into thin air for the second time! He spins 750 in mid-air as the crowd look on in amazement at the agility! BHAM! He lands The Crisis! This has got to be all she wrote right here!]

JP: Wait one minute here! What the hell is this?!

Sully: Whats he doing here?! Damn it!

[Khronic, making his debut tonight, runs down the aisle as the referee begins the count. One...Two...Khronic pulls Wildfire off the cover and out the ring. The referee doesnt order for the bell but instead jumps through the middle rope and gets in between Khronic and Wildfire. The two men stare at each other as the fans stare on. All of a sudden Khronic slides into the ring as a dazed Hobo begins to get up. He turns around and gets a kick to the guts for his effort. He is then hit with som Khronical Pain (stunner). The Hobo slams against the mat. Wildfire rolls back into the ring and offers his hand to Khronic.]

JP: What the hell is this?! Khronic, a former IWA worker, is in the MWF and has just wiped out The Hobo! What the hell for?!

Sully: He ruined this match! Wildfire was going to get the win and now he wants to shake Khronics hand?!

[Khronic looks around the arena but he also extends his hand and shakes hands with Wildfire! The two men stand shaking hands for a while before they turn to salute the crowd. As Wildfire celebrates he is attacked with a massive clothesline by Khronic! Wildfire hits the deck as well! Khronic jumps over his body and climbs the turnbuckle. He stands on the top for two seconds with a grin on his face. He then dives off and lands a swanton bomb which he calls The Burn Out! Khronic dives back up to his feet looking extremely pleased with himself. Referee, Grant August, calls for the bell and explains to Peter Santos the decision. Khronic's music hits as we hear the decision and a commercial break is on its way.]

Peter Santos: Referee, Grant August, has deemed that The Hobo wins through interference!

JP: Ah man! What a screwjob, Khronic just completely decimated everyone inside the ring....the crowd don't know what to think.

Sully: Neither do I!