versus

"The Outlaw" Danglin Johnson

Singles Match

Referee: Grant August

Writer: John Pingel

JP: This should be a hell of a match up. Biggles The Jenks practically challenged Danglin Johnson herself. So this match was booked.

Sully: Those two have wonderful names.

JP: Quiet!

["Tournequet" by Marilyn Manson blasts over the speakers as "The Outlaw" Danglin Johnson makes his way to the ring to cheers, he seems very focused as he rolls into the ring and raises his fists over his head.]

Sully: Now here comes a real man!

JP: Yeah, a man who needs his woman to make his matches for him.

Sully: What in the world is that suppose to mean?! That's what they are here to do!

JP: Sully�oh forget it.

["Insane Insane Insane" by Kid Insanity blasts over the speakers and the crowd boos almost to the point where the music cannot be heard. A dazzling entrance with lights and smoke seems to intimidate Johnson, who is eagerly awaiting Kid. A huge explosion happens on stage and Johnson jumps, and then is attacked from behind by Insanity. The bell sounds.]

Sully: That seems to be happening a lot now of days, wrestlers won't come down the ramp way�

JP: It's called a cheap shot and it worked to Insanity's advantage this time!

[Insanity throws Johnson into the ropes, and hits a huge back elbow, sending "The Outlaw" down hard on the mat. Kid then drops another elbow to Johnson's chest. Biggles is up on the ring apron and distracts the referee as Kid field goal kicks Johnson in his�well, his Johnson.]

Sully: That's good for the extra point.

JP: You've got to be kidding me! That's our senior referee and he is being distracted!! He needs to get his eyes back on the two men in the ring

Sully: You need to get your eyes on Biggles! I mean just�look.

[Kid has Johnson covered. The referee finally turns around: 1�kick out. Kid grabs "The Outlaw" by the hair and tosses him to the outside. Insanity has dropped to his knees and is holding onto the referee's shirt. Biggles kicks Johnson in the mid-section and stands him up. Insanity baseball slides right into Johnson's face. Insanity yells at the fans for booing him.]

JP: They are booing him for a reason, and it's because he can't be a man or fight like one for that matter. Biggles is not in this match; this is not a handicap match!

Sully: JP! Cool it man, you're going to have a stroke.

[Johnson finally gets back into the ring, breaking the ten count. Kid hits a snap suplex and does not follow up. Johnson is getting back to his feet and Biggles is screaming for Kid to turn around, he finally does, but is met by "The Outlaws" fist. Johnson is mounting a comeback as he throws Kid into the ropes and lifts Insanity over his head and body press slams into down to the mat. Insanity pops back up in a daze and Johnson clotheslines him right out of his boots. Johnson is all fired up. Biggles is up on the apron once again, and Johnson takes a swing at her. Insanity is up and tries for a german suplex, but Johnson elbows Kid in the side of the face and hits a german suplex of his own. Both men are down.]

JP: What an exchange!

[Kid is surprisingly the first man up and he gives the sign that this match is over. The crowd goes crazy as President Edward Walker starts making his way down to the ring.]

Sully: What the hell is he doing here?!

JP: Oh man, things are about to get crazy around here Sully! Walker and Kid aren't exactly friendly.

[Kid Insanity does not see Walker yet, who is carrying a chair to ringside. Walker gets in the ring and is about to crack Insanity over the head, but Biggles gets in the ring, and stands in front of Insanity. Walker stops before he hits her, and she sprays something in Walker's face. Walker is blinded and he finds his way out of the ring. Kid Insanity is yelling at Walker, and Walker is also yelling back in the general direction. Insanity turns around and is met by the Danglin Driver.]

JP: That was a desperation move by "The Outlaw" and what a desperation move it was! He goes for the pin�1�2�.NO! How did Insanity kick out?!

Sully: I think that Insanity is out cold! It was instinct to kick out, pure instinct.

[Johnson looks frustrated. He picks up Insanity's limp body and shoves it into the turnbuckles. He sets him up on the top turn buckle and starts to follow him up. Biggles once again is on the apron distracting the referee, and Insanity low blows Johnson for the second time in this match up. Insanity props up Johnson on the top turn buckle and sets him up for the Insane Brainbuster.]

JP: There is no way that he can do this!

[Insanity looks at the crowd, and then proceeds to deliver the Insane Brainbuster from the top rope. Insanity rolls on top of Johnson and pins him. 1�2�3..]

Sully: Well, he did it.

JP: I hate to say it, but Kid Insanity won this match. Though he did not win it without the help of Biggles, who should have been banned from ringside the second time she interrupted this match up!

Sully: Well, you aren't a referee are you?

JP: That's not my point!

Sully: So that's a no then?

JP: Sometimes, I just want to punch you.

Sully: I could take you.

JP: Let's just get ourselves together and move on.

Sully: Hey man, I've got myself-

JP: SHUT UP!

Peter Santos: And your winner, through pinfall, Kid Insanity!

[Biggles raises Kid's hand and gives him a kiss on the cheek, Kid raises an eyebrow and slowly walks from the ring with Biggles behind him...the crowd jeering loudly.]

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