"The Malevolence One" Iniquity and MWF Xtreme Champion:
"The Flash and Flare of Pro Wrestling" Seth Caliko w/Doomsday
versus
MWF Tag Team Champions: "Kronik" Sozzey and Mak w/MWF General
Manager Dom Stoate
Non-Title Tag Team Match
Referee: MWF President Edward Walker
[The crowd go wild as the MWF President walks around the ring,
with Peter Santos stepping in and taking a microphone with him. The
arena lights dim slightly as Santos raises the mike to his lips.]
Peter Santos: This match is scheduled for one fall, making
their way to the ring first, weighing in at a combined weight of 650
lbs., both are members of "Twisted Vision", accompanied by Doomsday,
"The Malevolence One" Iniquity and the MWF Xtreme Champion "The Flash
and Flare of Pro Wrestling" Seth Caliko!
[The crowd explode as "Sleep Now In The Fire" by Rage Against The
Machine hits the PA system and red flames explode from the side of
the entrance ramp and Iniquity and Seth Caliko come walking out onto
the entrance way. Seth Caliko holds his MWF Xtreme Championship belt
up to the adoring fans as Iniquity strides down the entrance ramp
with a determined look on his face.]
JP: Tonight you are going to see Iniquity
take out all his hurt and suffering on "Kronik", they've taken away
the man who was such an inspiration, a hero to Iniquity, the man he
won the MWF Tag Team Championships with and now he has nothing but
his "Twisted Vision".
Sully: A "Twisted Vision" that is suddenly
loved by the crowd, they weren't like this before but I guess they've
given them the sympathy vote...."Divine Intervention" don't need that
sympathy vote because they're too damn good.
JP: "Divine Intervention" have that son of a
bitch Stoate on their side and he's more of a weasel than a
stoate!
Sully: How can you be so rude about our
General Manager, he's easily better than the MWF President and I
reckon one day Walker will be forced to step down when people
recognise the genuis that is Dom Stoate.
[Doomsday pats Iniquity and Seth Caliko on the back as they enter
the ring, Doomsday high fives some fans at ringside and pumps them up
as Iniquity and Caliko look towards the entrance way awaiting their
opponents.]
Peter Santos: And the opponents, weighing in at a combined
weight of 555 lbs., from Brooklyn, New York, accompanied by the MWF's
General Manager Dom Stoate, they are the MWF Tag Team Champions,
"Kronik"!
["Numb" by Linkin Park hits the PA system and the crowd hurl a
torrent of jeers at the entrance way as from behind a cloud of blue
smoke come the MWF Tag Team Champions. Sozzey and Mak smile and taunt
the fans with their belts around their waists, the MWF's General
Manager walks behind them. The MWF President in the ring is talking
with Iniquity and Seth Caliko, he takes the MWF Xtreme Championship
and passes it to Peter Santos. Sozzey and Mak walk down the entrance
ramp, still looking very smug.]
JP: They won't be wearing that smug look on
their faces after Iniquity has got his hands on them, he's going to
be let off his leash tonight.
Sully: He doesn't seem that enraged, it's
more like a calm intensity.
JP: I'll never understand a calm
intensity.
Sully: Sozzey and Mak have shown since
joining the MWF that they are a force to be reckoned with, I can't
believe no one noticed their ring prowess before...they've silently
slipped into the spotlight.
JP: They certainly have forced their way
into contention but without Dom Stoate's help I doubt they'd be the
MWF Tag Team Champions right now.
Sully: At least it's non-title tonight or we
could of ended up with a horrible mess, I mean if Iniquity won back
the belts, with Caliko as his partner and then Wayne came
back...Wayne would want his belt back and you'd see the jealous side
of Wayne then.
["Kronik" enter the ring and go to adjacent turnbuckles, holding
their MWF Tag Team Championships they raise them to the heavens as
cameras flash and the camera focus' on the sign..."Kronik I've Had
Your Sister!". Mak trash talks the crowd as Sozzey takes his belt and
warily hands it to Walker who goes to shake hands with Mak but Mak
pulls away, rejecting the MWF President.]
JP: That's not the best idea to do, the MWF
President, the most powerful man in the MWF offers you a handshake
and you refuse it! What is Mak on?
Sully: He knows that he doesn't need any
golden handshakes, Walker is up to something tonight.
JP: He simply wants to see a fair fight, can
you blame him? With all this cheating we've had in the MWF it's a
surprise he hasn't changed the companies name to 'Cheat to Win
Federation'.
[The bell sounds as Sozzey backs away to the ring apron and
Iniquity stands tall in the ring with Seth Caliko at ringside...Mak
glares at Iniquity and Iniquity doesn't wait to glare back, the crowd
roar as Iniquiy runs at Mak and sends the MWF Tag Team Champion
upside down with a giant clothesline, Mak holds his head as he
scrambles to his feet and a giant fist from Iniquity has Mak
scrabbling across the mat. Iniquity shouts at Mak and comes running
and connects his giant boot with the chin of Mak, sending the
"Kronik" member flying towards the ropes. Seth Caliko roars support
from the ring apron as Dom Stoate looks on calmly.]
Sully: Ouch! I think Mak's had his face
disconnected from his jaw!
JP: That was one hell of a big boot, Mak
must be seeing stars right about now.
[Sozzey looks worried as Iniquity shouts insults and threats at
Mak who is trying to pull himself up by the ropes...Iniquity grabs
Mak by the head from behind and the whole ring is shaken as Iniquity
slams Mak down with a huge reverse DDT. "The Malevolence One" goes to
pin, but stops and shakes his head and instead begins to punch Mak
while the MWF Tag Team Champion is down on the mat. All four hundred
and twenty pounds of Iniquity is behind each punch as it hits Mak
full in the face, Walker grabs Iniquity and forces him from
Mak...Iniquity turns round and glares at the MWF President.]
Sully: He doesn't want to be getting in the
face of the MWF President, I mean Walker's weak but Iniquity could
ruin his chances.
JP: Mak's chances have already disappeared
off to outer space, the only thing he can hope for now is that he can
make a tag to Sozzey before his nose gets snapped off his
face.
[Dom Stoate is now looking a little more concerned as Iniquity
grabs Mak and hauls him to his feet. The crowd roar as Iniquity lifts
up Mak as if he weighs nothing and puts him in a suplex
position...Mak is suspended in the air as Iniquity shows off his
strength by parading around the ring with Mak held aloft. Sozzey
begins to get into the ring but the MWF President comes across and
pushes Sozzey back, Sozzey spits at Walker who slaps Sozzey hard
across the face. Dom Stoate leaps up to ringside and begins to shout
at the MWF President. Iniquity makes them all turn round as he brings
Mak down at full force onto the canvas, the whole ring shudders and
Walker is knocked off balance and Stoate is sent flying from the ring
apron. Sozzey grabs the ropes for support before leaping over them
and running at Iniquity.]
Sully: That's it Sozzey, he has to use this
advantage now to try and get "Kronik" right back into this
match.
JP: I'm afraid miracles don't often occur in
the MWF, there is no way that Iniquity is going to lose this match
tonight...he's trapped in his own personal hell and his form of
revenge is physical.
Sully: Sozzey can soon change that...
[Seth Caliko spots the danger and the MWF Xtreme Champion climbs
into the ring, Iniquity turns round and hearing the shout from Caliko
ducks down as Sozzey clotheslines nothing but thin air. Sozzey skids
to a halt and bumps straight into Seth Caliko, the crowd go wild as
"The Flash and Flare of Pro Wrestling" unloads some right hands on
the MWF Tag Team Champion sending him reeling back towards "The
Malevolence One". Iniquity grabs Mak from behind and hoists him up
into a gorilla press slam position...Dom Stoate is just getting to
his feet on the outside when he looks up to see Sozzey thrown from
the ring and heading straight for him....both men collapse on the
floor in a heap as Iniquity turns back to Mak who is attempting to
stand.]
JP: That was what you call teamwork, Seth
Caliko and Iniquity have a plan tonight and that plan is for complete
domination of this match.
Sully: They can't dominate the match
forever, "Kronik" are best at these times, they are a
very....resourceful tag team.
JP: They sure can be, they also cheat
to!
[Mak is on his feet and he manages to feebly block Iniquity's
punch and there is nothing he can do as Iniquity grabs him and
squeezes him into a headlock. The crowd chant for Iniquity as he
walks Mak over to Seth Caliko, the two men tag and the crowd cheer as
Seth Caliko steps into the ring. Doomsday roars on his teammates from
ringside as Dom Stoate and Sozzey help themselves up on the opposite
side of the ring. Mak is sent running into the ropes by Seth Caliko
and comes back to be launched into the air by Caliko with a high
angle belly to belly suplex....Mak comes crashing down and Caliko
heads straight for the top rope.]
Sully: He's going up top? Is he mad...he's
taking a huge risk by going up there...
JP: I am sure Seth has a gameplan and we're
about to see exactly what he has in store for "Kronik", I tell you
one thing...I've never seen a tag team working as well as "Twisted
Vision" are tonight, Iniquity is on fire and Seth Caliko looks
unstoppable.
Sully: He is the MWF Xtreme Champion, it
must be weird for him not to have an object in the ring to hit people
with.
JP: Fists Sully, he has his fists and he's
not a bad technical wrestler either.
[Seth Caliko is on the top rope, he steadies himself and
waits...the crowd quieten in anticipation as they watch Mak slowly
struggle to his feet. Mak is holding his back and Walker backs away
as Mak turns round. The crowd erupt in cheers as Seth Caliko flings
himself from the top rope and his feet connect with Mak's head in a
dropkick that sends Mak head over heels down to the mat, Caliko lands
and rolls over, pushing himself up with his hands. Doomsday and
Iniquity shout for Caliko to end it and Caliko lifts up Mak and
positions him for the KO from Cali. The crowd can see what is about
to happen...Caliko begins to go through the move when suddenly Mak
slides out from the move.]
Sully: I told you! "Kronik" are far from
dead here tonight, they've got plenty of gas left in their
tank.
JP: What!? How did Mak get out of that one,
he was about to KO'd!
[Mak hits Caliko round the face with a right hand and irish whips
the MWF Xtreme Champion into the turnbuckle and Caliko stunned,
slumps against it as Mak staggers across to the ropes and makes the
tag to Sozzey. Stoate is shouting on the outside, as Walker
acknowledges the tag is made and Sozzey goes to work on Caliko in the
corner. He slams his knee into the mid-section of the MWF Xtreme
Champion, repeatidly thrusting his knee into the mid-section.
Iniquity attempts to revive Caliko as he starts a handclap in the
crowd...the crowd respond but Caliko doesn't as Sozzey irish whips
Caliko and sends him across to the opposite turnbuckle.]
Sully: It's turnbuckle to turnbuckle action
here on Dynamite, hardly a moments rest as these two men go at
it...Sozzey is really taking it to Caliko.
JP: "Twisted Vision" were so close to
victory, I thought they had the win but somehow Mak got out of the
move and stunned the crowd and Seth Caliko!
[Sozzey charges towards the turnbuckle that Seth Caliko is slumped
into and the crowd jeer loudly as he slams his body into the MWF
Xtreme Champion and begins to lift up Seth Caliko so that the "Flash
and Flare of Pro Wrestling" is fixed on the top rope...Sozzey climbs
up with him and the crowd gasp as Sozzey sets up Caliko and hits a
huge superplex off the top rope. Caliko's back slaps the canvas and
Sozzey comes down on top of Caliko, he rolls over and
covers....1.....2! Walker calls a two as Caliko breaks free of the
cover, Sozzey looks a little frustrated and he takes Caliko over to
the corner and slams Seth Caliko's head into the turnbuckle. Caliko
touches his nose and the crowd go wild as blood rolls down to his
mouth, Sozzey attempts to slam Caliko's head into the turnbuckle but
Sozzey has the wind knocked out of him by a stiff elbow to the
stomach. Caliko grabs Sozzey and executes a huge DDT, Sozzey hits the
mat and bounces away from Caliko.]
Sully: What a turn around, Sozzey got caught
napping...great superplex by Sozzey there, I thought he'd don enough
for a moment.
JP: What moment were you watching? Sozzey
was never close, Caliko is not beaten by some amateur like
Sozzey.
Sully: Sozzey is no way an amateur, he's a
professional wrestler and he's doing a great job out in that ring
tonight.
[Caliko looks over to his corner and Iniquity calls for the tag,
Caliko walks over and the crowd roar as Caliko tags in "The
Malevolence One". The former MWF Tag Team Champion steams into the
ring, Sozzey is coming around and he attempts to stand. He turns
around and the steam train that is Iniquity in full flow grabs him,
lifts him up and the crowd leap out of their seats with joy as
Iniquity chokeslams Sozzey straight down onto the mat. The force of
the blow almost knocks Sozzey out and Iniquity laughs as he
manhandles Sozzey from the mat to his feet....Walker watches on as
Dom Stoate at ringside pulls something from under the ring.]
JP: Someone watch Stoate...look "Divine
Intervention" are up to it again! Doomsday get round there
quick!
Sully: Iniquity looks as if he's about to
bring Sozzey an early death but he seems to have forgotten that a
certain God is watching from ringside.
JP: Yes the God of cheating in matches that
would be!
[Dom Stoate climbs up onto the ring apron, a steel chair tucked
behind his back and the crowd are screaming at Walker to do
something. Iniquity has Sozzey on his feet and is setting him up for
the Mischievous Sprite, Caliko and Doomday are cheering Iniquity on
from ringside. Mak is shouting at Walker from the ring apron, Walker
turns his attention away from the action and as Walker turns Stoate
steps into the ring. Stoate pulls the chair out from behind his
back...Iniquity is not facing the MWF General Manager and he's
struggling to put Sozzey into place for the move.]
Sully: This is going to be member number two
of "Twisted Vision" destroyed because Dom Stoate has that "Divine
Intervention" on his side...and that steel chair will be the deciding
factor.
JP: I wouldn't count on it!
[The MWF President has turned round, the crowd crowd erupt as
Walker spots Stoate and the chair. The MWF General Manager stops dead
in his tracks, he turns and the two mens eyes lock. Walker paces
towards Stoate who calls for Walker to get back, Stoate swings the
chair aiming for the back of Iniquity but a hand catches the chair
and the crowd explode as Walker's hand has hold of the chair. The MWF
General Manager attempts to pull the chair away from Walker, Mak
climbs into the ring and runs to grab the chair but Seth Caliko leaps
over the ropes and grabs Mak just as he's about to tackle Walker from
behind. Caliko grabs Mak and throws him into the ropes and begins
opening up the right hands. Walker still has hold of the chair,
Stoate attempts to pull the chair away again but Walker's grip is
firm.]
Sully: What does Walker think he's
doing?
JP: He is the referee in this match, he can
do whatever he wants to do...Dom Stoate was going to use a steel
chair and the last time I checked that was an illegal thing to do in
a wrestling ring...you can't go around hitting one and all with a
steel chair.
Sully: He's simply equalling the
odds...
JP: What odds?
[Stoate says something to Walker and this forces the MWF President
to pull hard and suddenly Stoate is without a steel chair...the MWF
General Manager takes a step back. Walker slowly drops the chair down
to his side...Iniquity has put Sozzey down now and is watching as
Walker and Stoate stand in the middle of the ring. Walker and
Stoate's eyes are still locked, Walker points to the outside and
tells Stoate to clear from the ring but Stoate stays firm. Walker
calls for Stoate to move again...Sozzey is getting to his feet but
Iniquity stamps on Sozzey to keep him down. Stoate makes a move for
the chair and in an instant Walker brings the chair up and with a
huge crack the chair comes flying into the face of the MWF General
Manager. The chair shatters in two and Stoate is thrown back, the
crowd erupt in cheers as the MWF President drops the chair and looks
down on Stoate who is clutching his face.]
Sully: The MWF President just assaulted the
MWF General Manager! Walker is at it again, he's beating up his
staff...what kind of an example is that to set?
JP: A damn good one! My God, Chicago won't
be sleeping tonight because Edward Walker just sent Dom Stoate a
lights out with a brutal chair shot.
Sully: Walker's going to regret that, Stoate
when he gets up is going to make Walker's life a living hell!
[Walker is still standing looking down at Stoate as Iniquity grabs
Sozzey and pulls him to his feet, Iniquity lifts up Sozzey and the
crowd go wild as the MWF Tag Team Champion is brought down with the
Mischievous Sprite...the ring shakes as Iniquity completes the move
and he hooks the leg. Walker slowly turns and counts...1....2.....3!
The bell sounds as Walker gets to his feet, a passive look on his
face as he turns to look down again on the MWF's General Manager, who
is covering his face. Andy Shaloub comes running from the back with a
medic.]
JP: All hell is breaking loose here on
Dynamite, the MWF President has sent the General Manager down to the
mat and he broke that damn chair right over Stoate's head.
Sully: That was a different kind of
intervention, illegal intervention! Stoate should sue Walker for
every penny he has.
JP: I doubt that will happen, "Divine
Inspiration" just got what they deserved...Walker said he wanted to
try and make things fair and the MWF President sure has done
that.
[Peter Santos steps into the ring, Iniquity and Doomsday are
standing over the fallen Sozzey...Mak is slumped in the corner, Seth
Caliko has finished beating on him and he comes and stands with the
rest of "Twisted Vision". Andy Shaloub slides into the ring, he runs
to Dom Stoate who is still covering his face...Shaloub pulls the
hands of Stoate away from his face and the crowd roar as blood is
shown coming from the mouth and forehead of the MWF General Manager.
Peter Santos bellows as the medic begins to give attention to Dom
Stoate.]
Peter Santos: And your winners, through pinfall, "Twisted
Vision", Iniquity and Seth Caliko!
[The crowd respond with a huge cheer...and Walker grabs the mike
from Peter Santos and walks towards the grounded Dom Stoate. Walker
pushes the medic away from Stoate, Andy Shaloub gets up and in the
face of the MWF President...Walker screams into the mike.]
Walker: Just who the FUCK are you?
[Andy Shaloub stops mid-sentance...he stammers something as Walker
stands over him, looking down him/]
Walker: I never invited anything as useless
and wretched as you to join my company, this is the MWF and the way I
see it you have no reason to be down here right now. I don't give a
damn if Dom Stoate is bleeding because you and I both know Dom Stoate
doesn't give a damn if anyone but himself is bleeding.
[Shaloub is about to say something when Walker grabs Shaloub and
pushes him towards the ropes.]
Walker: For your own sake Andy, take a hint
and get out of the ring before I send one of these guys
[Walker motions to "Twisted Vision"] to take
you out instead.
[Andy Shaloub flees the ring, half running, half stumbling up the
entrance ramp with Walker watching after him...when Shaloub is out of
sight Walker looks down at Dom Stoate who is on his knees in front of
the MWF President. Walker leans down, his face almost level with
Stoate and he speaks slowly and clearly.]
Walker: This my friend...is what you get
when you think you can try and do my job for me, there is no one in
the Maximum Wrestling Federation as powerful as me. No matter how
many men you have, no matter how many people you bribe...it's too
hard Stoate, you can never be a match for me. I know how your dirty
little mind works, this "Divine Intervention" is just a front no
doubt for the next plan. I've let you have your party time and it's
about time I showed you who is boss.
[Stoate trys to speak but all that comes from his mouth is
bubbling blood, Walker looks pitifully at Stoate.]
Walker: I didn't mean to do what I did, I
never wanted to....but you've forced me to stoop to that level and
there was nothing I could do but hit you. You made me reach that
point, THAT point where you don't want me to reach. I've decided to
take action and the best action I could take was seeing things
differently, Stoate....I now have a slighty, twisted vision.
[The crowd don't need to be told twice, a huge roar goes up around
the arena as Iniquity, Doomsday and Seth Caliko step forward and
surround Dom Stoate.]
JP: It can't be....the new member of
"Twisted Vision", it's not a wrestler it's none other than the MWF
President!
Sully: God damnit! Why didn't I see that one
coming...all those meetings in Ed's office it could be only one man,
Walker.
JP: The MWF President has come to take
charge of "Twisted Vision" and the results could be very very bad for
the MWF General Manager Dom Stoate. You saw how quickly his advisor
deserted him.
Sully: Shaloub's not a wrestler, he's a
lawyer!
[Walker stands a bit taller over Stoate, Stoate cocks his neck
back and looks up at the MWF President.]
Walker: There is only room for one God in
the MWF...there can be only one form of the hand of God, and that's
this!
[There is a loud 'smack' as Walker backhands Stoate across the
cheek, it knocks the MWF General Manager off balance and he collapses
to the mat, Walker turns away and wipes the blood from the back of
his hand. He looks into the crowd.]
Walker: I have a new vision for the MWF, I
have a different vision, I have a "Twisted Vision"! Your Nightmare,
Stoate, is only just beginning!
[Walker can hardly be heard above the crowd as they are cheering
like mad for the MWF President, Iniquity shakes hands with Walker,
Doomsday and Seth Caliko take an arm each of the MWF President and
raise them to the crowd, Walker smiles as the four men celebrate
their truimph.]
JP: It's shocking, the MWF always comes up
with a surprise every Monday night and tonight we've seen Walker come
up with a plan, a plan to show Dom Stoate just who the boss is in the
MWF.
Sully: Stoate perhap pushed his power too
far, Walker is the MWF President but he's declared war on a very
devious man and Stoate is no pushover.
JP: "Divine Intervention" will no doubt be
back next week for another go at dismantaling the MWF's power
structure but until then we will have to speculate.
Sully: Nightmare is not far away and it
could be a nightmare quite literally for Stoate, he's going to look
pretty rough in the morning...
JP:...That chair short was savage, and the
backhand was just insulting.
Sully: Walker knows how to make a statement,
thank you for watching everyone we hope we can see you next week for
the last show before MWF: Nightmare, Chicago has never had it so
good!
JP: Five thousand fans here tonight, that's
a heck of a lot and they sure have made their presence felt.
[The camera slowly fades out as "Fortune Faded" by the Red Hot
Chilli Peppers playing as the MWF President celebrates with "Twisted
Vision" as Sozzey and Mak help Dom Stoate to his feet and they
staggers up the entrance ramp, glancing back at the four men in the
ring with murderous glances.]
The MWF is the Maximum Wrestling Federation,
copyright to Edward Walker 2003. Dynamite was brought to you in
conjunction with Ken Bremner, John Pingel and David Clowes.
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