Kid Insanity
versus
Jay T w/Babe E.Blue
Singles Match
Referee: Grant August
JP: Well folks, this match up came about
when Jay T attacked Kid Insanity backstage last week on Dynamite. Kid
Insanity requested this match and he's going to get it!
["Insane Insane Insane" by Kid Insanity plays as the man by the
same name makes his way to the ring. He walks down the entrance way
to cheers, but the crowd beings to boo. Insanity doesn't know why,
but then he is attacked from behind by Jay T. Insanity rolls down the
ramp to the floor, where Jay T kicks him right in the mid section.]
Sully: Haha, just like last week. When will
he learn to watch his back?
[Jay T hits the hat off of Insanity's head, then starts choking
him with the various gold chains that hang around his neck. He snap
mares Insanity hard onto the ground, then takes the chains off Kid's
neck. Jay T rolls Kid into the ring, and the bell sounds.]
JP: Well, this match has officially started,
even though Jay T has the clear advantage now.
Sully: Well, Kid Insanity shouldn't have
been so stupid as to wear those heavy gold chains around his neck.
Idiot.
[Jay T is putting the boots to Kid. Jay T picks him up and
delivers a spinning backbreaker. Insanity screams in pain as Jay T
goes for the quick win. 1�kick out. Jay T sits up Insanity and kicks
him hard in the back. Then bounces off the ropes and dropkicks him in
the spine.]
JP: Jay T has a game plan, he is going to
work over the back of Kid. Jay T is usually accompanied by Babe E.
Blue, but I haven't seen her coming down to the ring.
Sully: Maybe she's tired.
JP: Tired from?
Sully: Oh�you know�
[Jay T picks up Insanity and once again goes for the spinning
backbreaker, but Insanity reverses it in mid-move and turns it into a
German suplex.]
Sully: He must not value his back that
much.
[Kid Insanity gets to his feet and so does Jay T, Insanity ducks a
clothesline, Jay T runs towards Insanity once again but Kid catches
him with a power slam, and goes for the pin: 1�2�kick out. Kid picks
up Jay T and slams him into one of the turnbuckles, and starts
throwing rights to his forehead. The referee gets between the two and
Jay T pokes Kid right in the eyes. He follows up with a high knee.
Jay T picks up Kid and kicks him in the gut. Jay T showboats to the
crowd a bit, then kicks again, but Kid Insanity grabs his leg.]
JP: Now he's in for it!
[Jay T is hopping around on one leg, begging Kid not to hit him,
but out of nowhere Jay T hits an enziguri that knocks Kid Insanity
all the way to the outside. Jay T follows.]
Sully: Now we are in Jay T's environment,
the outside.
JP: This is true, Jay T is known for his
street fighting, and he will have the clear advantage outside.
[Kid Insanity throws a fist to the gut of Jay T, then spears him
into the side of the ring. He then sets up Jay T for a suplex, and
hits it. The referee is issuing the ten count and is at five already.
Kid Insanity throws Jay T into the steal steps, then rolls him back
into the ring. Jay T grabs the referee and pulls him to his knees.
Meanwhile, on the outside, Kid Insanity is about to make his way into
the ring, when a woman comes from behind and hits Insanity in the
back with a steal pipe. Kid yells in pain, as the woman rolls him
into the ring.]
JP: Hey!! That's Babe E. Blue!!
Sully: She sure has made herself known in
this match! Kid is gone, this match is done.
[Babe E. Blue is yelling for Jay T to go for the cover, he drapes
one arm over Kid's chest: 1�2�.kick out at the last second.]
Sully: You've got to be kidding me!!
JP: Kid Insanity, maybe showing more guts
than brains here.
[Jay T looks more shocked than Babe does. He picks up Kid, but
Insanity pushes him off and goes for a clothesline, Jay T ducks it,
and goes for 'Hard Knock Life', but Insanity ducks that as well, he
then kicks Jay T in the gut, and sets him up for the 'Insane
Brainbuster'.]
JP: I can't believe it! He's got him up in
the air!!
[Insanity has Jay T straight up in the air, but something happens.
He sets Jay T back down and is holding his back. He turns back around
and his chin is introduced to Jay T's boot as Jay T hits 'Hard Knock
Life'. He goes for the cover�1�2�3!]
JP: Oh man, what a fast paced match that
was! Insanity gave it all he got, but it was a numbers game in the
end, and the steal pipe that got him!
Sully: Jay T showing just why it is helpful
to have someone on your side during a match rather than trying to go
it alone.
Peter Santos: And your winner, through pinfall, Jay T!
[Kid Insanity groans as he rolls over onto his side, coughing
violently...Jay T laughs as he holds Babe E.Blue close, looking down
on the fallen Kid.]
JP: What's Jay T going to do now?
Sully: I'm not sure if you'll want to see
this JP...it could get quite violent.
[Jay T leans slowly down to Kid Insanity's eye level, Kid glances
up and the crowd explodes as Kid suddenly leaps up and pushes Jay T
back. Babe E.Blue attempts to grab Kid but he off hands her and Jay T
looks to save himself by running from the ring, he is half through
the ropes when he is grabbed by Kid Insanity. Kicking violently out
Jay T attempts to escape but Kid catches the leg of Jay T and pulls
him back by it, he stamps right in the back of Jay T's knee causing
Jay T to scream loudly. Kid Insanity hauls Jay T to his feet and
irish whips him into the ropes...Jay T comes running back into the
arms of Kid and the crowd leap to their feet in joy as Kid executes
the Insane Brainbuster!]
JP: Yes! Yes! Yes! There it is, I knew we'd
see that move at some point tonight and it was well worth it.
Sully: It's after the match, someone should
get down there and sort Kid out before he makes Jay T go
insane....and how can he strike a woman?
JP: She ran at him and she'd already ruined
his match.
Sully: Jay T's won the match, Kid's just a
bad loser.
JP: Kid would have won if it wasn't for that
meddling bitch!
[The crowd are on their feet cheering on Kid Insanity as he taunts
around the ring, a huge smile on his face as he begins to climb to
the top rope. Babe E.Blue gets to her feet, dusting herself off...she
looks around, receiving huge jeers from the crowd. She looks upwards
and the crowd roar as Kid leaps off with a dropkick, connecting
perfectly with the jaw of Babe E.Blue and sending her flying
back...she lands on Jay T and the force of the landing knocks her
out. Kid picks himself up and raises his arms to the cheering crowd.]
Sully: Is that the Kid Insanity who wrestled
in the match just gone?
JP: Nope, that's the real Kid Insanity...I
know what he can do, Ed knows exactly what Kid can do, he just needs
time to find his form and if he's given that time he'll set the MWF
alight.
Sully: Poor Jay T, he's been knocked right
out by that move and Babe E.Blue took a dropkick right to the chin
from the top rope.
JP: It's a little something known as revenge
Sully.
Sully: It's called a woman-beater, that's
what Kid Insanity is...he can try and hide behind that persona but we
all can tell exactly what he is behind that mask.
JP: We've got some great action up next,
that last match was sizzling but this one is flame grilled...Fear has
made his entrance into the MWF and he's certainly turned a few heads,
one of them being The Ginga.
Sully: These two were in the UWF together
right?
JP: Never at the same time, but they both
previously wrestled in the MWF....and you have to wonder who is the
better man?
Sully: Why not just ask Wayne, he'll tell
you?
JP: Because Insane Wayne is in a hospital
bed that's why! He's no use there...but anyway, The Ginga and Fear
swapped angry words this past week and after Fear appeared at the end
of The Ginga's match it's only escalated things.
Sully: Now these two get a chance to fight
it out, should be interesting that's for sure.
JP: I think we can go backstage with Ian
Gonzales who has The Ginga or Fear with him....
Sully:...The Ginga, he's got The Ginga with
him.
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