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"The Innovator of Impossible" Seth Caliko and Anarkist w/Michiru Kaiou

Tag Team Match

Referee: Charles Galliant

Writer: Ed Walker

JP: This match is going to test the nerves of these men, Seth Caliko is teaming up with the man who has beaten him to a pulp in two weeks previous to this match...

Sully: ...what moron booked Seth Caliko and Anarkist into the same team?

JP: Someone who likes fireworks because this match is not going to be for the faint hearted, I'd be surprised if there aren't any broken bones tonight.

Sully: The team of NomaD and Insane Wayne should be amusing, they aren't the best of friends we all know the MWF Commissioner is desperate for gold.

JP: He was previously the MWF Xtreme Champion, and has of course won the MWF Tag Team Championship twice.

Sully: The big prize alludes him and will continue to allude him, there will never be a day again when Insane Wayne reigns supreme over a roster.

JP: He's the MWF Commissioner now....

Sully: ....a position that does him no justice, he is not good enough to be the MWF Commissioner, he's power hungry.

[The crowd are beginning to stand as Peter Santos makes his way into the centre of the ring, he raises the mic to his lips and bellows to the crowd.]

Peter Santos: This match is scheduled for one fall and is a tag team contest. Introducing first, weighing in at 230 lbs., from Brooklyn, New York, he is the Maximum Wrestling Federation World Heavyweight Champion, "The Hardcore Icon" NomaD!

[A huge cheer goes up from the crowd as NomaD's face flashes out across the screen, a blood stained smile through cracked teeth as "I Could Care Less" by Devildriver hits the PA system and the MWF World Champion walks out from the back with the belt hanging from his shoulder. He runs a hand through his wild red hair and the crowd roar for the MWF World Champion.]

JP: He's a tough man to beat, will never back down from a fight.

Sully: Gutter Rat managed to score a pinfall over him last week, that must of dampened his spirits...

JP: ...that was a heroic match, both men went at it like mad and in the end it was the madder of the two men that won the match.

Sully: "Rat Bastard" is truly insane, both men were covered in blood by the end.

[NomaD reaches the ring and he slides under the bottom rope and walks past Peter Santos to the far turnbuckle where he climbs up and raises the MWF World Championship to the cheering fans. NomaD's music begins to fade as he jumps down and shakes the hand of Charles Galliant, handing over his belt. Peter Santos continues to bellow.]

Peter Santos: And his partner, weighing in at 275 lbs., from The Misery's, Florida, he is a member of "Twisted Vizion", MWF Commissioner Insane Wayne!

["My Sacrifice" by Creed hits the PA system and the crowd go wild to see the MWF Commissioner walking out onto the entrance way....he is backed by a swathe of blue lights that mask his face slightly.]

JP: It is a big night of Insane Wayne, he wants the win tonight to show Anarkist that he can compete in the ring and to show all of us that he is still in the hunt of the MWF World Championship.

Sully: He's been in the hunt for it since he joined and he still hasn't got any closer.

JP: Give him time, he's still got time to make it happen.

Sully: Yeah right, like he ever will, he is nothing but a washed up has been who should stay behind his desk where he can't interfere in ring matters that do not concern him!

[Insane Wayne reaches the ring pretty quickly, he climbs up and the crowd are on their feet applauding as Insane Wayne and NomaD nod to each other....NomaD extends his hand and Wayne takes it, the two men shake hands and the camera focuses on their shaking hands.]

JP: Looks as if Anarkist and Seth Caliko are going to have to make peace tonight if they wish to declare war on NomaD and "Twisted Vizion".

Sully: This is only a temporary arrangement, I wouldn't put it past Wayne to turn his back on NomaD as soon as this match is over.

[Insane Wayne has a chat with Charles Galliant who checks the MWF Commissioner for any weapons that he may be carrying. Peter Santos meanwhile prepares to introduce the second team.]

Peter Santos: And their opponents, introducing first, from Long Island, New York, weighing in at 230 lbs., "The Innovator of Impossible" Seth Caliko!

[Rage Against The Machine's "Sleep Now In The Fire" hits the PA system and the crowd are on their feet jeering as Seth Caliko makes his way out onto the entrance ramp....he looks bemused at the crowd's reaction. Michiru Kaiou appears behind Seth Caliko and he waits for her to catch up as they link arms and make their way down the entrance ramp.]

JP: Seth Caliko is taking a verbal beating out here tonight, it seems as if the fans aren't happy about his decision to team up with Anarkist.

Sully: Shows how stupid they are, Caliko didn't decide to team up with Anarkist...he just got landed in this match.

JP: He has to make the best of a bad situation and manage to pull a win out over NomaD and Insane Wayne.

Sully: Then he'll need to make peace with Anarkist first.

[Seth Caliko and Michiru near the ring, Caliko looks around to see seven thousand fans shouting angrily down at him. Michiru clings to his arm like a frightened child and Caliko whispers in her ear before leaping up onto the ring apron, he eyes NomaD before stepping between the ropes and raising his arms, soaking up the abuse of the crowd. Peter Santos prepares to bellow once more.]

Peter Santos: And the partner, weighing in at 313 lbs., from Torono, Ontario, Canada, Anarkist!

[A massive explosion of red pyro from the entrance way shocks the fans and both NomaD and Insane Wayne begin to stare angrily at the entrance way. Linkin Park's "Papercut" is blasting from the PA system and through the red explosions walks Anarkist, his head is bowed as he ignores the pyro and walks straight through it to the jeers of the crowd.]

JP: The man is a mountain, a mountain of muscle and determination but tonight he might find it hard going.

Sully: They don't stand a chance, there are very few men who can stand up to Anarkist in the ring and one of those used to be the MWF President but he's just a shadow of his former self.

JP: I still wouldn't mess with Walker, but Anarkist would happily mess with Walker at every opportunity.

Sully: No, he's waiting, waiting for that perfect moment to show Walker just how much he's tormented him over the years.

[Anarkist slowly approaches the ring, Wayne and NomaD are talking as the roeps vibrate and Anarkist takes his customary giant step up into the ring. He snarls at NomaD and Wayne before turning round, Seth Caliko is standing by the turnbuckle and he without any trace of emotion steps onto the ring apron. Anarkist nods and turns to NomaD, gestures to him...]

JP: Looks as though Anarkist and NomaD are going to start it off here tonight...

Sully: ...bit of a difference in size between the MWF World Champion and a former MWF World Champion, sorry two time MWF World Champion.

[The bell sounds, Insane Wayne takes his place on the ring apron as NomaD walks forwards and stands toe to toe with Anarkist. The two men lock up and the crowd roar as NomaD somehow forces Anarkist onto the back foot, it doesn't last long as he struggle is brought to a halt by the flying knee of Anarkist that ruptures into the stomach of NomaD. The MWF World Champion is gasping for air and the crowd jeer as Anarkist brings a knee into the side of NomaD's face, "The Hardcore Icon" staggers back and takes a right hand fist coming down from a great height. NomaD keeps staggering back towards the ropes, Anarkist lumbers after him, swinging rights and lefts.]

JP: NomaD is straight onto the back foot here....

Sully: ....doesn't surprise me, I get the feeling the entire match will be like this.

JP: It has happened to NomaD before, having to face bigger wrestlers, he took out Doomsday.

Sully: There is a world of difference between Doomsday and Anarkist, you can't even begin to seriously compare them.

[NomaD leans on the ropes for support and the crowd jeer as he blocks a punch from Anarkist and the crowd grow louder in support as NomaD shoots a right hand up into the jaw of Anarkist who spins his head back taking the blow, he staggers back as a second blow is landed. A quick jab to the ribs from NomaD brings the big man down to a level in the height stakes and the crowd explode as a swinging neckbreaker swivels Anarkist round and jars his neck into the ground. NomaD goes for a quick cover....1.....2! Anarkist powers out of the cover, his shoulders motoring up and sending NomaD flying.]

JP: NomaD turning the tide there, quick attacks are the best way to win in a match like this.

Sully: He can't be drawn into brawling with Anarkist because he'll find it hard.

JP: When you fight Anarkist you cannot get yourself into a corner, I'd hate to be stuck in a corner with the giant mass that is Anarkist leaning over me and attempting to pummel me into submission.

Sully: Many have been there, I'm sure Wayne's been there once or twice.

[Insane Wayne calls for a tag and the crowd cheer as NomaD obeys and tags in the MWF Commissioner, who steps over the top rope and into the ring. He stalks Anarkist as the former two time MWF World Champion attempts to stand, his legs appear to be slightly shaken as he gets up. He turns round and Insane Wayne grabs him and locks in a headlock.....Anarkist roars as Wayne tightens his grip, Anarkist attempts to lean back and throw Wayne off but the MWF Commissioner has a very determined look on his face as he holds out.]

JP: Anarkist trying to turn the tide but Wayne is determined, he needs this win more than anyone else in the ring.

Sully: Maybe so....but that doesn't mean he'll get it!

[Insane Wayne is sent running towards the ropes as Anarkist powers out of the headlock and pushes the MWF Commissioner towards the ropes. Wayne hits the ropes and comes running back and smashes into the chest of Anarkist....neither man goes down and the crowd roar as both men look into one anothers eyes. Wayne won't budge and a chop from Anarkist echos around the arena, as a chop from Wayne comes straight back across the chest of Anarkist. The MWF Commissioner grabs Anarkist and attempts to irish whip him into the turnbuckle, Wayne is instead sent into the turnbuckle himself. Anarkist a few seconds later comes rushing and lands his weight into the body of Insane Wayne, the crowd groan at the impact, as does Insane Wayne. Seth Caliko is calling for a tag as Anarkist begins to hammer away on Insane Wayne, using his boot to inflict damage on the MWF Commissioner.]

JP: Anarkist has Wayne in the corner and if there is one place the MWF Commissioner does not want to be it is there.

Sully: NomaD should really come and help out Wayne, otherwise they could lose this match.

JP: Oh quite easily, but then again I get the feeling that Seth Caliko won't exactly be helpful to Anarkist in their attempts to win this match.

Sully: You never know, Seth Caliko could change his mind and really take a liking to the crowd jeering him.

[Wayne is slumping down into the corner as Anarkist stamps one more time before turning away, he milks the jeers of the crowd before turning and running back towards the turnbuckle. As he does so Wayne comes forward and executes a short arm clothesline that knocks Anarkist off his feet, Wayne staggers forwards and grabs the head of Anarkist on the mat and hauls him to his feet. The former two time MWF World Champion is dragged clear of the turnbuckle as the MWF Commissioner walks over towards it, he points to the top rope and the crowd roar in response.]

JP: Surely not! The man is mad.....the MWF Commissioner is going to the top rope.

Sully: Madness, he truly is insane, he's two hundred and seventy pounds and he's planning to leap off the top rope.

JP: Just shows you the will of Wayne to win tonight.

Sully: It's not often we see Wayne up there, I hope he doesn't have vertigo or Anarkist will destroy him up there.

[The MWF Commissioner is climbing the turnbuckle, Seth Caliko and NomaD look on as he clambers into position. Anarkist is down on the mat, not moving as Wayne wastes no time. He steadies himself, glances down at Anarkist before launching himself off the top rope, he extends his elbow and Anarkist takes a top rope diving elbow that pierces deep into his chest. Wayne bounces off Anarkist and stops for a second, panting on the canvas...the crowd roar as Wayne rolls over and covers Anarkist.....1......2.! Anarkist rolls the shoulder and Seth Caliko shouts for the tag, Wayne looks over and smiles at Seth.]

JP: Why is Wayne smiling at Seth Caliko?

Sully: They used to work together remember...."Twisted Vizion" when they almost meant something.

JP: They still do mean something...

Sully: ....I hope Wayne isn't playing any dirty tricks.

[Insane Wayne gets up and he walks over and tags in NomaD, Wayne holds Anarkist for a few seconds while NomaD hammers a right hand or two into the skull of Anarkist. Seth Caliko has seen enough, "The Innovator of Impossible" comes into the ring and charges straight at Insane Wayne, who turns and Seth Caliko launches himself and Wayne is knocked down by a flying body press. NomaD has Anarkist on his feet and he hoists him up...Anarkist weighing a ton on NomaD's shoulders and the crowd go wild as Anarkist is brought down for the Whiplash! The ring shakes as NomaD hooks the leg and Charles Galliant counts......1.......2..! Seth Caliko breaks up the count and NomaD is pulled off Anarkist. The MWF World Champion leaps to his feet and the two men eyeball each other, Wayne has rolled out of the ring and the crowd explode as NomaD and Seth Caliko begin trading blows.]

JP: "The Innovator of Impossible" sure does have some charges to answer tonight, he's helped Anarkist out of quite a predicament.

Sully: He was simply safeguarding his investment, he doesn't want to be left watching on the ring apron as Anarkist loses the match.

JP: So Anarkist can lose matches?

Sully: Of course he can, just very rarely.

[Anarkist is out like a light as NomaD sends Seth Caliko into the ropes and looks for a back body drop...but Caliko leaps over the lowered head of NomaD and rolls across his back. The crowd boo as Caliko kicks NomaD in the lower regions from behind, Charles Galliant grabs Seth Caliko and swings him away from NomaD. The match referee lays down the law to Caliko while NomaD is on the canvas clutching his private area in agony.]

JP: Ouch! That really must have hurt, a sharp kick to the groinal area can stop anyone in their tracks.

Sully: Galliant taking charge there, he wants a clean fair match and he's willing to do anything to stop it being destroyed.

[Anarkist is beginning to stir and he awakens to the boos of the crowd as they show their displeasure at his coming around. Anarkist struggles to his feet and staggers over to where NomaD is laid out, ignoring the pleading Seth Caliko who has a hand out stretched for the tag. Insane Wayne meanwhile has struggled back to ringside where he is up on the ring apron and leading a hand calp for NomaD. The MWF World Champion is dragged to his feet by Anarkist and hoisted up as Anarkist looks for a powerbomb, the crowd explode as NomaD while upstairs brings an arm down across the forehead of Anarkist and forces Anarkist to drop him. NomaD scampers away and tags in Insane Wayne, who steps into the ring.]

JP: Here comes the MWF Commissioner and he's mad...

Sully: ...Anarkist is ready, he's ready for this.

JP: Look at Wayne's eyes, he's incensed.

Sully: He does look rather pissed off...

[Wayne comes rushing at Anarkist and the former two time MWF World Champion is taken by surprise as the right hands of Insane Wayne hit him like a barrage of bullets, Wayne roars and hits a massive DDT on Anarkist. Wayne gets back to his feet and points at Seth Caliko, who looks rather surprised, Wayne runs at him and the crowd roar as Caliko is knocked off the ring apron by a right arm from Wayne. Caliko crashes into the guard rail and Michiru Kaiou comes running around to check on him, Wayne turns back and runs back to Anarkist, dropping a leg onto his neck.]

JP: Two hundred a seventy five pounds on the back of your neck, now that has to hurt.

Sully: Sure would....Anarkist will be seeing stars.

[Insane Wayne crouches down and waits for Anarkist to stand, the hand of Insane Wayne is outstretched and it trembles with anticipation....the crowd explode as they realise what is coming up. The camera shows the front row of the crowd with their arms in the air, and NomaD is roaring Wayne on from the ring apron. Charles Galliant gets into position as Anarkist slowly gets to his feet, his back is to the MWF Commissioner and as he spins round the hand of Insane Wayne clamps around the throat of Anarkist. The two time former MWF World Champion is hoisted off into the air and the crowd chant "C-I-W!" and Wayne brings down Anarkist with earth shattering force in a powerbomb move, that pins Anarkist. Charles Galliant counts.....1......2......3! The bell sounds and Wayne rolls away, looking relieved as NomaD climbs into the ring to celebrate.]

JP: What a win! Anarkist and Seth Caliko have been beaten here by Insane Wayne and NomaD....that was the win that they were looking for.

Sully: Anarkist will be fuming, where was Seth Caliko for the save?

JP: He might of saved him once but twice was asking a bit too much of Caliko, besides Anarkist should of tagged him in, shows how important teamwork is.

Sully: NomaD and Wayne got luck, but NomaD won't be so lucky come MAYhem.

Peter Santos: And your winners, through pinfall, Insane Wayne and NomaD!

[Charles Galliant raises the arms of Insane Wayne and NomaD, "The Hardcore Icon" looks happily around at the cheering crowd as he takes the MWF World Championship and raises it to the fans. Wayne leaves the ring and makes his way up the entrance ramp as the scene begins to fade out.]

JP: It's all over for another night, with two weeks left to MAYhem the MWF Commissioner and World Champion have made their presence felt.

Sully: It'll be interesting to see what happens next.

JP: NomaD will be watching his back because Anarkist will not be taking this lightly.

Sully: We'll see you next week folks!

JP: Goodnight!