"Stud INC" Stud
versus
MWF President: Insane Wayne
Hardcore Match
Referee: Chris Forrest
Writer: Steve Avigne/Johny Swan
JP: Up next we have the much anticipated Hardcore match between Stud and
President Wayne. Stud asked for the match, but the question is, does he know
what he's getting himself into?
Sully: Of course he doesn't! He's the President for a reason! He's about to get
annihilated!
JP: I wouldn't be so sure, The Grudge has shown some real talent and I think he
has a good chance in this match.
Sully: This is why they pay you to speak, and not think.
Peter Santos: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a
hardcore match. Entering the arena first, from San Antonio, Texas, weighing in
at two hundred forty five pounds, Stud!
[Stud, as he calls himself, slowly and confidently walks down the ramp to the
ring to the tune of "Exploder" by Audioslave, with all of his beautiful women
that he refers to as his, "Phillies". The crowd seemingly goes wild, but whether
they're screaming for Stud or the women is not apparent. Stud and his female
companions make it into the ring before the women start to dance, but before
they could get a dance going, Wayne's music interrupts.]
Peter Santos: And his opponent, from The Misery's, Florida, weighing in at two
hundred fifty five pounds, he is the MWF's President, Insane Wayne!
[Creed's, "My Sacrifice" blasts as the federation's president walks down the
ramp with a garbage can lid in hand, smacking it with his other hand, taunting
Stud. The crowd doesn't show too much emotion towards him, they don't like some
of the things he does but they have respect for the man. Wayne rolls into the
ring, but as he does, Stud asks for a mic.]
Stud: Wait, wait, wait, Wayne, you have to put that weapon
down, I'm unarmed.
[Wayne doesn't budge, shaking his head.]
Stud: Alright, alright, but answer me this, you rolled
into the ring and left yourself wide open for me to attack you, and I could have
if I wanted to. My question is, if you're so great, then why did you let your
guard down?
[Wayne stays still for a bit before ripping the microphone out of Stud's hand.]
President Wayne: You want to know why I let my guard down?
I let my guard down because I know people like you. That was a test to see if
you really are intimidated or not, and because you didn't hit me, it's obvious
that you're scared. I knew you wouldn't do anything.
[Wayne believes so much that Stud won't attack him that he turns around and
taunts the crowd. Feeling embarrassed, Stud charges Wayne, knocking him to the
ground. Stud taunts the fallen Wayne, before connecting with a series of kicks
to the back. Wayne pulls himself to the bottom turnbuckle of one of the sides,
but Stud follows him, dropping a dropkick to his jaw.]
JP: I hate to say it, but it looks like the President is
struggling here!
Sully: It's early in the match!!!
[Stud jumps up, attempting another dropkick, but Wayne manages to grab his foot
and push him to the ground. Wayne follows through with an elbow to the
sternum of Stud, then turning it into a headlock. Stud flails around for a
second, but he illegally rakes the eye of Wayne to get him off. Both men take a
few seconds to get to their feet, but the still blinded Wayne is met with a
clothesline from Stud. The "Phillies" cheer Stud on from outside the ring, as
Stud grabs the head of Wayne and lifts him onto his feet. He grabs the
President's head, and slams it down with the Side Effect. Stud rushes up from
the mat after hitting the move, taunts the crowd and yells, "He gets back up,
and I just keep knocking him down!" Wayne rolls around the mat holding his head,
and eventually rolls out of the ring and grabs the garbage can lid. Stud looks
back, but he took his eye off Wayne and doesn't know where he went. He looks
outside the ring, and is met with the lid to the
head, making him fly backwards to the mat.]
Sully: Ha! That teaches you to count Wayne out!
[The lid is bent completely backwards, so Wayne looks under the ring for a
usable weapon. He finds a ladder, pulls it out, and stares out at the crowd. The
fans buzz, but Wayne soon turns his attention back to Stud, who is slowly
getting to his feet inside the ring. Wayne drops the ladder onto the floor, and
slides into the ring, before clubbing down onto the back of Stud. Wayne keeps
Stud from getting up, now kicking him in the gut, and yelling at him. Finally,
he peels Stud off the mat and whips him towards the ropes but Stud reverses and
comes flying back across the ring with a flying lariat! Insane Wayne goes down
like a sack of cement, and Stud suddenly notices the ladder still lying flat on
the outside. He gives a wicked grin, picking Wayne up and backing him into the
corner.. Wayne takes some hard chops to the chest, before Stud grabs him by the
scruff of the neck, runs him towards the ropes and launches the MWF President
over the top rope! Insane Wayne flies over the ropes and crashes into the
ladder! The crowd goes crazy, as Wayne rolls around clutching his spine in pain.
Stud INCs Phillies cheer along with the fans, as Stud holds his arms up high]
Sully: The 'Hardcore Living Legend' just got thrown out
like last weeks trash!! You can't just do that to the President!!
JP: Well, Stud just did. And I don't think Insane Wayne's going to be getting up
anytime soon!
[Stud slowly rolls out of the ring, and looks down upon Wayne. Stud then looks
underneath the ring apron, as Wayne slowly gets his bearings. Stud finally
emerges and holds a thick, heavy chain up for all to see. As Wayne gets to his
knees, Stud smiles and wraps the chain around his fist, waiting for the
President to turn and face him. Wayne uses the crowd barrier to help him up,
catching his breath, while Stud starts winding up a punch full of steel.. The
fans roar in anticipation, but as he swings, Wayne ducks, turns around and
brings Studs face into the steel ring post! Wayne gives a sadistic smile out to
the crowd, as he spots the chain now unravelled on the floor next to Stud's
body.. He picks up the chunky, silver chain.. Stud is now on all fours, shaking
the cobwebs off. Insane Wayne wrenches his arm back, using the chain as a whip,
and brings it down across the back of Stud!! The fans give a loud "Ooooooh" as
Stud screams out in pain! Wayne pulls back and whips him with the chain a couple
more times, before throwing it into the ring.. Stud crawls along the floor,
clutching his spine, but Wayne has no compassion for his opponent.. He walks
over to the apron, tosses it up and goes seeking underneath the ring for another
foreign object to inflict more pain with..]
JP: What's he gonna pull up now?
[Wayne emerges with a.. table!! He slides it into the ring, but turns around
right into some furious fists of Stud! He unleashes the mean punches into Insane
Wayne, before tossing him shoulder first into the steel steps at ringside!!
Wayne slumps to the ground, holding his head, as Stud walks over and lays some
boots in.. He steps back, takes aim, and delivers a kick to the gut that sends
Wayne a few feet away.. The President clutches his stomach now, in a world of
pain.. But it looks like he's just entered that world, because Stud is now
eyeing off the steel ladder with a curious look! Stud walks over and slides the
ladder into the ring, alongside the table. The fans rumble as Stud follows them
in, and begins setting them up. Wayne is slowly getting to his feet, but Stud
doesn't even notice. He sets the table up in the middle, and props the ladder
flat up against the turnbuckle.]
JP: I wonder what Stud has got cooking, Sully..
Sully: I don't know, but whatever it is, its surely gonna send Wayne straight to
the hospital!
[As Stud finishes setting these up, Wayne slides into the ring with an evil look
in his eyes.. Stud turns around without realizing Wayne's right behind him, but
its too late.. CRUNCH!! Stud cops the chain-wrapped knuckles right to the jaw!!
The fans go wild as Wayne gets down and unleashes some hard punches to Stud's
forehead.. After the fans count along with the ten brutal steel punches, Wayne
tosses the chain to the outside and stands over the fallen Stud. The official
now checks on the fallen Stud, but Wayne pushes the ref aside, peeling Stud off
the mat and backing him against the ladder opposite the table. Wayne looks over
his shoulder to take aim, and whips Stud against the table.. hard. Stud lands
flat against the table, but it doesn't break.. He grabs his back, and Insane
Wayne gets ready to spear the hell out of him into the table!! Wayne sprints at
him, but at the very last second Stud dodges the damage and Wayne goes
head-first into the wood!!! Splinters fly everywhere and a sickening "Crack!"
echo's around the stands, as Wayne lies in the wreckage, holding his skull!]
Sully: That's called perfect timing, JP!
JP: I doubt Wayne's got anything left in that head of his, after that!
[Stud now walks over to the ladder, and begins climbing as the fans get to their
feet.. He takes his time climbing up step by step, still holding his head in
pain. The crowd is getting real loud now, as Stud nears the top rung. Suddenly,
Insane Wayne begins to move towards the ladder, pulling himself up the rungs
too.. Stud notices this, but instead of jumping down, he just smiles and waits
for the President to reach him. Finally, both men are at the top of the ladder
and the punch exchange begins! Right hands get thrown back and forth, as each
fist threatens to send the opponent crashing down.. Wayne is now hanging on by
one hand, as Stud holds a fist up, but suddenly Wayne comes right back and
shoves Stud hard in the chest.. Stud flies backwards across the ring and lands
flat on his back with a sickening thud! The crowd boos, as Wayne nods his head
and slowly heads back down.. He goes down for the cover.. One.. Two..Kick-Out!
Wayne cant believe it!]
JP: So close to victory, right there.
[Wayne peels Stud off the mat, but as he does, he gets a kick to the gut as Stud
then grabs him in place for the Foundation Check! The crowd gets loud, as Stud
brings Wayne up onto his shoulder.. But Wayne rolls over and Stud turns right
around into The 666! A picture-perfect X-Factor variation by the President!
Insane Wayne rolls back into the corner of the ring, and stalks Stud, waiting
for him to stand.. When he does he is met with the C.I.W.!! Insane Wayne has
nailed his finisher on Stud! He hooks the leg.. One.. Two.. Three!!! "My
Sacrifice" by Creed blares around the arena, and the bell rings as Wayne rolls
off, holding his stomach..]
Peter Santos: And your winner, through pin fall, President Insane Wayne!
JP: Damnit, Stud just can't buy a win right now.
Sully: He was facing a truly inspired man.
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