[As we come back from
commercials, Ben Harlum is in the ring with a microphone, surrounded by his WEW
posse.]
Ben Harlum: You see, this little war wasn't started by us. This war started when
the..former..MWF Xtreme Champion, Tempest, led his stable out on Cyberslam and
attacked my world champion, Cristiano Tivelli. And you guys might think that
we're just going to keep invading each others shows and attack each other during
their matches, but that's not gonna happen. Insane Wayne, your president, may
think we're just going to go away, and that's not gonna happen either...
[Immediately, as if on cue, Wayne's' music hits, and he comes out
with GMS by his side, and a mic in his hand. He doesn't stop at the ramp, but
instead walks down to the ring steps, up them, and then, into the center of the
ring, nose to nose, with the owner of WEW. The WEW members look like rabid
dogs, as they begin to circle Wayne and GMS, but Harlum holds them back.]
President Wayne: Look Harlum, what do you want? Ed's not here,
saying something about getting an urgent call from an MSW wrestler, and you and
I got no beef, which is lucky for you morons, because if I did, you'd never
made it past the door. I'm not real big on this whole WEW/MWF angle in the
first place, and if you want to come in here, acting like a bunch of guys who
missed a big wrestling angle in the ninety's, so be it, but #1, leave me the hell
out of it, because I could really care less. So why don't you..
[Ben Harlum cuts Wayne off, mid-sentence, and we all know how
Wayne is about stuff like that.]
Ben Harlum: Now look, junior.. If you
didn't interrupt me, you
would've heard me say that I came out here, all this way, to look you in the
eye, and say something that needs to be said Wayne. And if you don't get that
smug look off your face, I'll have to ask Karagious over here to remove you from
this ring.
President Wayne: Good thing you have an army with ya, pal. Hope
you all brought lunches.
[Wayne drops the mic, and begins taking off his jacket, and GMS is
looking back and forth, trying to find something, anything to even the odds a
little, as the members of WEW are looking like the Indians getting to run in on
Custer. The posturing stops though, as none other than Ed Walker, walks out onto
the ramp way, looking pretty confident.]
Walker: Well well well well well.. Don't worry, Ed. We're
ready, Ed. This is MY show, Ed. I got it covered, Ed. Well, Wayne, you
really look like you have things under control, and while I'm objectionable to
Harlum turning our place into some kind of circus sideshow, It would be really
fun to watch his crew grind you into the mat, until you became nothing more than
a stain on the canvas.
[Wayne looks at Ed in disbelief, and the WEW guys have backed off
a little.]
Walker: But in the interest of "Business", and yes Wayne,
this is still, MY business, I refuse to let the 6 of them, outnumber the two of
you, because it's just not right, so I went out and dug up a couple of guys that
will help get rid of what's becoming a re-occurring problem in the MWF these
days.
[And with that "Deep" by Nine Inch Nails begins to play, and out
to the ramp way comes the Grudge, looking a little ragged from the earlier events
of the night. He walks down the ramp way, and Wayne looks disgusted to even see
him. GMS is still waiting for an attack from the WEW guys, and could care less
about Grudge, that is, until the next words are spoken.]
Walker: Now Ben, you've made a point here tonight, and I'm
asking you, once, nicely even. Let this be..
Harlum: Fine, for a time..
[The WEW boys back up a little, but Eddie Benoit seems a little
put-off by the whole incident. He's ready to brawl. Wayne and GMS both feel a
bit of reprieve, as Grudge slides into the ring, and looks at the two of them.]
Walker: But Wayne, that's not all, you see, as you said
earlier, I had "Business" with an employee of MSW earlier. And I left and met
with that person, who delivered me something that I think you'll find very,
"Enervating"..
[Steven Douglas, former and future star of the MWF walks out,
shaking Ed Walkers hand, and Wayne looks like he's feeling a little ill.]
JP: It's Steven Douglas!!
Sully: Oh great, THIS is the best that Walker could do?
JP: Does this mean he's back, or just visiting?
Sully: He found a loophole, and my guess is we're seeing him
back, dammit.
Walker: Now Wayne, When Steven called me earlier, he had
found something that belongs to me. Something that had been discarded like a
piece of yesterdays news, like old garbage, like well, one of Gunman Stingers'
promos. And well, the Enervator told me where I could find it, in exchange of a
favor, to be granted at a later date. You know what it is Wayne? Something you
took from me, last week.
[Gutter Rat walks out to a massive reaction from the crowd. Wayne
looks like someone just walked over his grave, and everyone but the fans are
silent. Gutter Rat looks to be a mess. His opened wounds from last week, still
crusted with dried blood. His clothes, normally tattered and torn, are in
shreds, burned, stained, and soiled.. He doesn't stop for niceties though, but
limps, staggers, down the ramp. Wayne looks wildly around for a way out, yet
there is none to be had. Gutter Rat reaches the ring, and slides in. Wayne
goes to finish what he started a week ago, but is met by Grudge, who begins
laying into him with forearm shots, and as GMS heads over to run interference,
Gutter Rat rises to his feet. GMS is grabbed from behind, spun around, and
thrown across the ring into Ben Harlum. All Hell breaks loose. ColdFire and
Burns, two massive, massive men, begin to double team GMS, pummeling him like a
Raggedy Ann doll, M-Unit walks over, and he and Grudge begin trading shots... Gutter Rat grabs Wayne by the throat, but is low blowed by Benoit. Gutter Rat
rolls out of the ring, as Doomsday and Father John Ramsey come running out, and
Steven Douglas follows them to ringside, and they enter the fray.]
JP: My God!! My God!! All HELL has broken loose here!!
Sully: It certainly appears so, way to go, Walker, the
ring, Harlum is directing traffic for the team WEW. Steven Douglas and
Karagious are going toe to toe Doomsday, Wayne and Eddie Benoit are in a 3 way
brawl. Karagious and Father John are locked up, while Grudge and M-Unit are
becoming almost medieval on each other. Walker is looking on with concern. And
Gutter Rat has just come back into the ring with a chair. WHANG!! Karagious
goes down to the MWF fans delight, Harlum sees this, and grabs him, and pushes
him out of the ring to safety, following suit. WHANG!! Down goes ColdFire, the
biggest man in the ring. The guys from WEW begin to exit, as Gutter Rat looks
to be swinging for murder. Harlum looks pissed, and a moment later, as Doomsday
clotheslines Eddie Benoit out of the ring at his feet, he looks REALLY pissed. Seconds later, it is all MWF wrestlers in the middle of the ring. Doomsday is
standing, hands on his hips, watching the leaving WEW guys. Grudge is choking
GMS in a corner, Steven Douglas is keeping the crowd pumped. And John Ramsey is
watching all others intently, while Wayne struggles to get to his feet.. Gutter Rat hollers at Doomsday, who walks over, and helps his former partner to
his feet. Gutter Rat swings the chair, planting Wayne across the head with the
chair, folding it. Wayne crumples to the ground. Gutter Rat doesn't stop
though, he heads to the corner where Grudge and GMS are, and way-lays GMS with
the chair as well. Steven Douglas, and John Ramsey, have followed the WEW guys
up the ramp, with Douglas stopping only to signal the fans that he'll be back,
real soon. Doomsday, Gutter Rat, and Grudge are still in the ring, standing
over Wayne and GMS. Gutter Rat picks up one of the mics and relays a simple, yet
prophetic message to Wayne, and the #1 contender to his belt.]
Gutter Rat: This... is... far... from... over...
JP: My God, my God!!! We're out of time folks, but rest assured
we'll keep you updated!! I can't believe what's been going on!!!
[The camera fades to the MWF/WEW logos, as the show goes off the
air.]
The MWF is the Maximum Wrestling Federation, copyright to Edward Walker
and John Richardson 2004.
Additional matches written by Steven Avigne and Johny Swan.
Additional segments by Jason Williams, Ben Harlum, Jon Beavers and James
Brady
WEW wrestlers used with permission.
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