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"The Malevolence One" Iniquity w/"Hardcore Living Legend" Insane Wayne

Falls Count Anywhere Match

Referee: Chris Forrest

JP: Well, Sully, we have had quite the night, haven't we?

Sully: If you say so, JP. But whatever has happened, isn't going to be anything compared to the next match!

JP: That's right! NomaD, the "Hardcore Icon," is set to take on the "Malevolent One," Iniquity, in a Falls Count Anywhere Match!

Sully: These two men certainly have no love lost for each other. In fact, in the last week, you can actually feel the hatred between these two men.

JP: NomaD has a slight advantage, being a former Xtreme Champion, and actually thriving in hardcore matches.

Sully: I don't know, JP. Iniquity has two things going for him. He is almost twice the weight of NomaD, and has his Tag Team partner, Insane Wayne, in his corner.

JP: In a Falls Count Anywhere match, Sully, that may not be a factor at all. Will Insane Wayne be able to keep up with the action?

Sully: I'm sure if he wanted the action to stop where it was, he could make that happen.

JP: We shall see. Peter Santos is in the ring, so let's get started!

Peter Santos: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a "Falls Count Anywhere" match, and is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 230 lbs, from Brooklyn, New York, "The Hardcore Icon," NomaD!

[The crowd lets out a huge pop as "Big God" by Monster Magnet plays over the PA system. Then, NomaD appears at the top of the entrance ramp. He makes his way to the ring, with a serious look on his face. He slides in, and walks to the corner, to await his opponent.]

JP: NomaD has his total attention focused on this match tonight. But will it be enough?

Sully: We will see, JP. Both of these men share such a hatred for each other, you can almost take a piece of it home with you!

Peter Santos: And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by his tag team partner Insane Wayne, weighing in at 420 lbs, from the "Tormentary Towers" of Hell, "The Malevolence One," Iniquity!

[The crowd cheers as "Iniquity in Hell" plays over the PA system. At the top of the ramp, Insane Wayne stands with Iniquity, both with focused looks on their face. At first, they don't move, and NomaD calls to Iniquity from the ring.]

JP: What are they waiting for, Sully?

Sully: Isn't it obvious, JP? They are playing mind games with NomaD, trying to bring his focus off the match.

JP: Is that such a smart thing to do?

Sully: I said that was what they were doing. I didn't say it was right...

[NomaD slides out of the ring, and begins to run up the ramp towards Iniquity. Iniquity catches him at the last second with a hard clothesline, sending him to the metal floor. Iniquity picks NomaD up by the hair, and irish whips him towards the ring. Instead of hitting the ring, NomaD dives into the ring, and comes up on his feet, beckoning Iniquity to join him. Iniquity smiles, and slides in the ring, as the bell sounds.]

JP: And here we go, Sully! We are off!

[The two lock up, as Insane Wayne makes his way to the ringside area. Iniquity comes out on top, and shoves NomaD to the mat. NomaD jumps to his feet, and charges Iniquity. He shoulder blocks Iniquity, but Iniquity doesn't move. NomaD steps backwards, bounces off the ropes, and using the momentum, tries another shoulder block. Iniquity stands his ground, and NomaD is knocked to the mat. Before he can get up, Iniquity starts the big boots to the back of NomaD. Insane Wayne is pounding the mat from the outside, as Iniquity executes a hard leg drop to the neck of NomaD.]

JP: Iniquity is wasting no time dishing out the punishment to NomaD tonight.

Sully: And giving the height and weight difference, that could spell trouble for NomaD tonight.

[Iniquity picks NomaD up by his hair, and tries to irish whip him into the corner. NomaD reverses it, and sends Iniquity flying towards it instead. As soon as Iniquity hits the corner, NomaD is there with a huge drop kick to the face. Iniquity bounces back, and when he comes forward, NomaD is there to meet him with a huge chop to the face. The crowd "Ohh's" as the slap is heard. Another slap, another "Ohh" from the crowd. Iniquity is trying to collect himself, when NomaD takes a step back, gets a running start, and runs up the ropes on the side of Iniquity, grabbing him by the neck, and executes a nice spinning DDT. Iniquity is on the mat.]

JP: Nice move by NomaD. That has to be his strategy this match, to keep Iniquity off his feet.

Sully: Well, it should be to look out for his tag team partner, JP. Look!

[As NomaD gets a running start, to bounce himself off the ropes, Insane Wayne grabs his legs, bringing NomaD down on his face. NomaD gets to his feet, and turns around, to start yelling at Insane Wayne. Chris Forrest walks over, and warns Insane Wayne not to get involved in the match. As Insane Wayne raises his arms, protesting his involvement, Iniquity sneaks up behind NomaD, and picks him up. He is holding him up in the air in a guerilla press, and lets him fall to the ring. NomaD clutches his stomach.]

JP: You have to be in awe of Iniquity's raw power.

Sully: Or be in fear of it!

[Iniquity smiles, and walks over to NomaD. He picks him up off the ground, and picks him up in the air again. NomaD struggles, and Iniquity loses his hold on him, and drops him to the ground. NomaD lands on his feet, and pushes Iniquity towards the ropes. Inquity grabs hold of the ropes, but NomaD executes a hard clothesline, and sends Iniquity flying to the outside of the ring. Iniquity is picking himself up onto his feet, and is met with a pair of boots to his face as NomaD does a baseball slide to the outside of the ring. NomaD is back on his feet, as Insane Wayne is making his way over with a steel chair. Insane Wayne has it up, but NomaD does a drop kick into the chair, sending it into the face of Insane Wayne, and in turn sending Insane Wayne to the ground.]

JP: Great awareness by NomaD.

Sully: I wouldn't say that just yet, JP!

[Turning around, he is met with a boot to the face by Iniquity. Iniquity grabs NomaD, and sends him flying into the ring steps, scattering them with a CLANG! Iniquity is walking over, and just as he begins to reach for NomaD, NomaD reaches for, and grabs one of the ring steps, and swings it into the face of Iniquity. Iniquity stumbles backwards, and NomaD jumps up to lock up with him. He tries for a suplex, but Iniquity is just too big. He tries again, and again, Iniquity counters it. NomaD drops down, and exectues a school boy rollup, and Chris Forrest slides out of the ring, and starts the count. 1....2 kickout!]

Sully: In a Falls Count Anywhere match, the pin can happen anywhere!

JP: Uh, yea, Sully, that's why it's called a "Falls Count Anywhere" match.

Sully: Shut up, JP!

[NomaD is back on his feet, and backing up the ramp. Iniquity gets back to his feet, and charges NomaD, looking for a clothesline. NomaD ducks down, and flips the body of Iniquity over him, and to the metal ramp. Iniquity's back arches, as he screams in pain. NomaD walks over, and picks up Iniquity, and drops kicks Iniquity in the knee, sending Iniquity to one knee. As he is down, NomaD drops kicks him in the face, sending Iniquity falling back towards the metal ramp. NomaD picks up the leg of the knee he just dropped kicked, and pulling it out, executes an elbow drop on it, and moves it into a submission move. Iniquity is screaming, and Chris Forrest asks if he would like to submit. Iniquity screams NO! as Insane Wayne comes from behind NomaD, and kicks him in the back, breaking up the hold.]

JP: Insane Wayne, with a save on Iniquity. NomaD demonstrating some great ring skill, but Insane Wayne may very well be the great equializer.

Sully: Say it how it is, JP. Insane Wayne is saving Iniquity's ass!

JP: I wouldn't say that, Sully.

[Iniquity is back on his feet, and favoring his left knee, picks up NomaD, and sends him running up the ramp, and into the side of the entrance tunnel. NomaD stumbles back, and into the arms of Iniquity, who wraps him up in a reverse bear hug. He has NomaD bodily off the floor, and NomaD is fighting for breath.Chris Forrest is asking if NomaD would like to give, and NomaD answers by sending his right foot back, and hooks it for a low blow on Iniquity. Iniquity's eyes go crossed, as he drops NomaD to the metal floor, and clutches himself.]

Sully: Haha! That is the great equalizer, JP! The almighty low blow!

JP: Anything goes in this match, Sully!

[NomaD picks up Iniquity with some difficulty, and brings him to the side of the top of the ramp. At the drop, he grabs the neck of Iniquity, and drops backwards off the drop, executing a DDT to Iniquity to the electrical equipment below. The lights dim as electrical sparks fly around the two combatants, but come back on, as the crowd roars it's approval.]

JP: Oh my god! That is like a 10 foot drop, Sully! And right onto the electrical equipment!

Sully: I don't know how smart that was, though. It did as much to NomaD as it did to Iniquity!

JP: When you hate someone that much, you will go to any costs to hurt them.

[NomaD and Iniquity are rolling on the ground, each trying to get to their feet. Insane Wayne is looking on from the top of the ramp, and down at them. NomaD is the first to his feet, and climbing unsteadily to the top of one of the electrical transformers, tries for a flying elbow drop. Iniquity rolls out of the way, and NomaD comes crashing down on his face. Inquity rolls to his feet, and picks up NomaD, and sends him flying towards the door. NomaD crashes through it, and disappears as the door swings shut.]

JP: Here we go! In this type of match, it's always interesting to see where they will end up!

Sully: It looks like Iniquity just sent him flying right out of the arena!

[Iniquity walks over to the door, and pushes it open. Just as he is walking through, the door comes flying back closed, and smacks Iniquity right in the face. As he stumbles back, NomaD appears in the doorway, and grabs Iniquity, and sends him into the hallway through the door. Iniquity crashes into the wall on the other side, and NomaD rushes over, and grabbing the back of Iniquity's head, smashes it into the wall. Again, and again. Iniquity is stumbling back, as NomaD finds a chair in the hallway, folds it up, and brings it down on the head of Iniquity. Iniquity is busted open, and blood is gushing out of his head. NomaD brings the chair down again, and Iniquity goes to the floor. From the end of the hallway, Chris Forrest is just catching up to the action, and rushes over as NomaD tosses the chair away, goes for the pin..1...2....kickout.]

JP: How did he do it, Sully? How did Iniquity kick out of that?

Sully: He is certainly catching a beating tonight!

[NomaD picks up Iniquity, and sends him flying down the hallway. Iniquity hits the wall, and stumbles back, and tries to maintain his footing. NomaD rushes towards Iniquity, looking for a clothesline, but Iniquity falls over, and NomaD goes crashing through the door of the Women's bathroom. Screams are heard as Babe E. Blue comes rushing out of the bathroom, and rushes down the hall. Iniquity is back on his feet, and moves into the bathroom. NomaD is picking himself up off the floor, but Iniquity is already on him, grabbing him by the face, and shoving open one of the stall doors with it. He sticks the face of NomaD into the toilet, and flushes it. NomaD is struggling, as Iniquity holds him down. Iniquity picks him up, and backing up, slams NomaD's head down on the sink. NomaD reaches up, and getting some soap on his hands, turns around, and rubs it into the eyes of Iniquity. Iniquity screams, and backs up as he is trying to rub the soap out of his eyes.]

JP: Wow! These two men are really taking it to each other tonight!

Sully: It certainly looks that way. What a move by NomaD, with the soap. Great counter.

JP: He is desperately trying to keep up with the size of Iniquity. His brain may prove to be his biggest asset.

[Iniquity has stumbled back out into the hallway, and NomaD follows. He walks over, and seeing a fire hose wrapped up behind glass smiles. He breaks the glass, and pulls the hose out.]

NomaD: Let me help get the soap out of your eyes.

[NomaD turns the wheel, and water comes flying out, hitting Iniquity right in the chest. Iniquity is pushed back by the force of the water, and flies to the ground. NomaD turns the water off, and runs over. He goes for the pin, and Chris Forrest, trying not to slip in the water on the floor, drops down to count the pin. 1....2.....Chris Forrest slides backwards, as Insane Wayne is pulling him away. NomaD jumps to his feet, and starts to run towards Insane Wayne, but Insane Wayne slips and falls, and NomaD trips over him.]

JP: It looks like using the fire hose has backfired on NomaD.

Sully: It looks like they're all slipping all over the place.

[Insane Wayne tosses NomaD off of him, and NomaD gets to his feet, turns around, and fall right into the waiting arms of Iniquity. Iniquity lifts him up, and powerbombs NomaD right onto the floor! Clapping his hands together, Iniquity drops over the body of NomaD, and goes for the pin. Chris Forrest starts to run over, slips and falls, and lands on his back. He rolls over, and starts the count. 1....2......kickout.]

JP: He kicked out! How in the world did he kick out! That is one tough SOB!

Sully: Well, that and the fact that Chris Forrest slipped on the way over. That bought him a few moments.

[Frustrated, Iniquity picks NomaD up, and tosses him down the hallway. NomaD tries to catch his feet, and starts stumbling down the hallway, away from Iniquity, trying to buy himself some time. He finds a door, and stumbles head first through it. The door closes, and Iniquity smiles. Insane Wayne is telling him to go get him, and Iniquity makes his way down the hall, with a smile on his face.]

JP: Iniquity thinks he has NomaD on the run. He better be careful.

Sully: How careful does he have to be? He has given quite the beating to NomaD, and all NomaD can do now is try to catch his breath.

[Iniquity opens the door, and walks through it, and is immediately blinded by a set of bright lights. A car engine revs, and a car comes flying at the body of Iniquity, with a crazed NomaD at the wheel. It's all Iniquity can do to dive back through the door, as the car comes crashing through the wall, hitting Iniquity. Iniquity rolls up the hood, and crashes into the windshield.]

JP: A CAR! Iniquity just got hit by a car!

Sully: Can he do that?

JP: I think he can do whatever he wants!

[NomaD throws the car in reverse, and drives back out the hole he just made. He is swinging left and right, as Iniquity rights himself, and tries to keep from being thrown from the car. NomaD cuts the wheel sharply to the left, as the front of the car swings to the right, and throws Iniquity from the car. Iniquity flies through the air, and lands on the top of another car, just outside the parking garage. NomaD jumps from the car, and runs to the car Iniquity is lying on. He jumps up on the hood, and picks up Iniquity, and executes a diving reverse DDT, putting the head of Iniquity right through the windshield! He rolls Iniquity's body over, and goes for the pin. He looks for Chris Forrest, but all he sees running his way is Insane Wayne. NomaD rolls off the car, and Insane Wayne is met with a superkick to the chin, taking him off his feet. Chris Forrest is catching up, as NomaD goes back for the pin. 1....2.....kickout.]

JP: These two men are putting each other through absolute hell tonight!

Sully: Two men! Don't forget, NomaD has been catching from Insane Wayne too!

JP: Right you are, Sully. He is definately catching it from two fronts.

[Iniquity rolls off the car, and starts to crawl away, trying to get to his feet. NomaD stands up, and puts his hands on his hips in frustration, trying to figure out what more he can do. He sees a bus go flying by, and gets an idea. He picks up Iniquity, and tosses him completely out of the parking garage area, and down to the sidewalk. He has Iniquity by the hair now, and is dragging him down to the bus stop. He locks up with Iniquity, and irish whips him right into the back wall of the bus stop. As Chris Forrest runs down, a bus pulls up, and NomaD picks up Iniquity, and tosses him into the bus.]

JP: Where does he think he is taking this match?

Sully: It looks like to a whole new level, JP! He is taking it to a whole.... new.... level!

[Chris Forrest is running towards the bus, and behind him, Insane Wayne is getting to his feet. Insane Wayne is up, and running towards the bus as well. Sprinting as fast as he can, Chris Forrest has just enough time to hop on the bus before the doors close, leaving Insane Wayne running behind the bus.]

JP: Genius! By hopping on the bus, he has taking Insane Wayne out of the match.

Sully: Okay, yea, that was pretty smart.

pIniquity is coming to, but NomaD presses the attack. He is landing lefts and righs to the face of Iniquity, and a hard right sends Iniquity flying over the top of a bus seat. He is half in, half out of a seat, when NomaD climbs onto the seat in front of Iniquity, and executes a hard hullitine leg drop to the exposed neck of Iniquity. Iniquity falls to the middle aisle, and goes for the pin. Chris Forrest climbs on the back of a seat, and starts hitting the back of it. 1.....2....a bump in the road sends Chris Forrest's hands off, as he brings it back down, Iniquity uses the bump to send NomaD flying off of him.]

JP: What the, how the, how much more can these men take?

Sully: I don't know, not much more I hope, JP, cause the TV contract says two hours. And we are about to go over it...

[Iniquity stands up, and rushes towards NomaD, catching him off guard by his sheer determination. He rushes over NomaD, clotheslining him to the ground. Standing at the front of the bus, he is looking down at the crawling body of NomaD. NomaD crawls past Iniquity, and Iniquity laughs, asking him where he thinks he is running to.]

NomaD: This is your stop!

[NomaD jams down the brake under the foot of the busdriver, and the bus comes to a screeching hault, and in the momentum, Iniquity is sent flying out through the windshield of the bus, and lands on the ground a few feet away. Crawling down the steps, NomaD half crawls half stumbles towards Iniquity, and lays an arm over his body. Chris Forrest pops out of the bus, and goes for the count. 1....2.....3! Chris Forrest goes to call for the bell, then remembers where he is.]

JP: He did it! Against all the odds, NomaD did it! How?! Why?! What?!

Sully: Wow, even I have to say that that was one hell of a hard fought match.

JP: What a genius move getting on the bus. Effectively ending the interference of Insane Wayne.

Sully: And hitting the brake? That was just about as low down a move you could do! I wish I would have thought of it!

JP: When, when you have the hatred for a man like NomaD does, you will do anything to get the win over them, and make them hurt on the way!

Sully: It's been one hell of a night, we'll see you next week for what should be an even more hellacious show!