[We find ourselves in the backstage dressing room of The Master Plan, where we see none other than MwF Tag Team Champion The Hobo, standing, looking at the camera, and wearing his Tag Title Belt. In one hand is the other belt. He waits a few seconds, before speaking.]

Hobo: Hello Orlando.

[There is a pretty good cheer from this. He seems not to hear it, however. Additionally, he does not look best pleased with what he is about to say.]

Hobo: Last week, my fellow Master Plan member-

[There is a boo, but he again does not hear this, and carries on.]

Hobo: -EniGma was engaged in a Lightning Match for the MwF World Heavyweight Championship. He�well, this is what happened.

[The footage from last week is rolled:]

[[[[[Sully: GOOD LORD!

[Enigma free falls 25 feet and smashes down onto the ladder in the ring. The metal snaps and blood pours from a laceration in the challenger�s head.]

JP: Enigma just fell from the crane! He hit the ring and ladder!

Sully: Somebody get out here!�Quick!

[Suddenly all eyes focus on Thunder Bull, who makes a strange taunt�he then does the impossible�He dives�and curls through the air like a rocket, he nails The Impulse on Enigma from 25 feet up! The ring explodes again as a National Florida State Medical Centre ambulance immediately drives out from the staging-area. The crowd gasp; the commentators fall silent. The referee is seen calling for the bell as he calls the match a no contest. Tempest stares in disbelief at the carnage around the arena.]]]]]

[The camera cuts back to the face of The Hobo.]

JP: I still�That still sickens me, seeing that footage�

Sully: Me too, poor EniGma!

JP: What about Thunder Bull, our World Heavyweight Champion?

Sully: Oh please! Thunder Bull wasn�t pushed! He jumped of his own free will! And besides, he shouldn�t be the Champion any more! EniGma was gonna win that match, I can feel it! As soon as he is ready to wrestle, he�s gonna want a rematch!

Hobo: As you can see, EniGma was thrown off a twenty-five foot crane. He sus- susta- took heavy injuries, and, as a ree-sult of that, he won�t be wrestling tonight. And, since Tempest is otherwise engaged, beatin� the crap outta that no-good Gunman Stinger, I won�t be wrestling in that Tag Team Match tonight either, thanks to the fair rulings of Mr Edward Walker.

[There is a big cheer from the crowd, even though you�d expect them to be unhappy that they won�t be seeing the Tag Team Champion in action.]

Hobo: And, since EniGma won�t be wrestling for a little while, the other half of the Tag Team Titles goes to-

[Suddenly, he is cut off, as Tempest walks into the room. He looks at both The Hobo and the camera, and says:]

Tempest: Am I interrupting something?

[Hobo shakes his head, and beckons The Master Plan�s leader over.]

Hobo: No, no, accourse not, Mister Tempest. I was just telling all the folks out there, just who their new Tag Team Champion is.

Tempest: Ah. You�ve chosen a partner?

[He says this with a grin on his face, as though he already knows who the new Champion is. He does, of course.]

Hobo: Why, yes Ah have. Congratulations, Mister Tempest!

[Hobo hands him the Title, and Tempest takes it with aplomb. They shake hands, and Tempest turns to the camera, clearing his throat.]

Tempest: Ahem. I will be taking over as one half of the Tag Team Champions, at the very least until Mister EniGma returns to action. I will, of course, be doing my best to uphold the honour of the Tag Team Championships. I shall start tonight, when I shall deny Gunman Stinger a chance to be part of the greatest stable of all time. We shall see who is �Greatness� then�

[He steps back and motions for Hobo to move back into view. Hobo does, and gets the last word, leaning towards the camera and saying:]

Hobo: Wadda Wadda Do You Want A Whoopin�?

[The camera changes to JP and Sully, who then speak.]

JP: So, Tempest is the new Tag Team Champion!

Sully: And quite rightly so! It�s about time Tempest took some gold!

JP: And also, EniGma is out of action.

Sully: That sucks, JP. I�m disappointed that we won�t be seeing The Hobo and EniGma compete tonight�

[The scene fades to a commercial�]

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