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"The Pitbull" Eddie Benoit w/Misery

Handicap Match

Referee: Brian Ford

Writer: Ed Walker

[The crowd are in their seats, JP and Sully are shown in their usual position behind the announce table where we join their conversation.]

JP: This should be a good match, time for Eddie Benoit to get what he deserves.

Sully: A title?

JP: Eddie Benoit.....title.....don't even put them in the same sentence, please!

Sully: He's a good wrestler, he's working hard and he usually manages to come out on top and has a great future in the MWF.

JP: I think we've been watching different wrestlers, Eddie Benoit is an obnoxious loudmouth who doesn't give a damn for any of the MWF's rules or authority.

Sully: With Walker in charge who would? The man annoys the hell out of most of us....Eddie Benoit is subjected to abuse just because Walker doesn't like him.

JP: You can't blame Walker for not liking him, Benoit tried to make Walker's life hell, he's using that slut....

Sully: ....don't call MacDougal a slut! She's a wonderful woman...

JP: ...in your polluted eyes maybe, but to the rest of us we can see what she really is and that is not wonderful.

Sully: I wouldn't call Benoit's opponents tonight wonderful, they are far from it....Steven Douglas is the whipping boy of the MWF and Lee Watson is all set up to take his place.

JP: Douglas has talent, he's just taking time to feel his way into the MWF.

Sully: He's only felt one victory, he's got so used to losing it's like second nature to him.

JP: I'd say he's one of the best technical wrestlers around at the moment and with his "Greenfire" back he'll be challenging for the MWF Television Championship before you know it.

Sully: Watson's not exactly going to help him, the great big lumbering beast will only weigh him down in his challenge.

JP: It's a handicap match, Douglas and Watson otherwise known as the "Debt Hitters" are going to leave Eddie Benoit down and out.

[The crowd begin to get to their feet as Peter Santos makes his way into the centre of the ring, he has a mic in his hand and his familiar voice bellows around the arena.]

Peter Santos: This match is a handicap match and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, the challenger, weighing in at 220 lbs., from Port Angeles, Washington, accompanied by Misery, "The Pitbull" Eddie Benoit!

["Behind Blue Eyes" by Limp Bizkit slowly pours from the PA system and the crowd watch the MaxiTron as the picture of a pitbull barking at the screen is shown....smoke pours into the entrance way and through it comes "The Pitbull" himself with Misery on his arm. They make their way straight down to the ring, the crowd jeering him as he cockily ignores them before climbing into the ring.]

Sully: Misery is one dominating lady, I wouldn't mind her making my life a misery!

JP: You cheeky bastard, she's going to even the odds tonight....it might be a handicap match but Eddie Benoit is not going to be alone.

Sully: He doesn't need her, he's a perfectly good wrestler able of taking down both Steven Douglas and Lee Watson at once!

JP: I suppose nothing compares to Gutter Rat's seven man handicap match at MAYhem, going through seven men even the MWF Commissioner.

Sully: That's because Gutter Rat is pure class.

[Eddie Benoit stands in the ring, Misery walks to the turnbuckle and sits on the second rope....as Benoit stares straight ahead at the entrance way, clicking his neck as he awaits his opponents. Peter Santos begins to below once more.]

Peter Santos: And the opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 499 lbs., "Debt Hitters", "Greenfire" Steven Douglas and "King of the World" Lee Watson!

["Woke Up This Morning" by Nickelback hits the PA system and the crowd explode with cheers as Steven Douglas appears first in the flickering green lights. He runs a hand through his hair and raises his arms to the crowd who cheer loudly, "Razor" Watson arrives behind Douglas to a smaller reaction. The two men making their way down to the ring, Douglas shouting insults at Eddie Benoit who does not move an inch during the entrance of his opponents.]

JP: Eddie Benoit not showing any sign of nerves here, he seems determined to just stay focused on what he has to do.

Sully: What he has to do is unlock this team psycologically, which shouldn't be too hard because Lee Watson doesn't have much of a mind to unlock.

JP: Steven Douglas is a complex wrestler, you try to run him down about all his defeats but he'll always find a positive.

Sully: He doesn't stop going on about his "future", I have to ask him one day what the hell he is referring to.

[Steven Douglas and Lee Watson enter the ring, "Debt Hitters" encircle Eddie Benoit who glances at both men...tensing himself for impact. Referee Brian Ford calls for the bell and Lee Watson and Steven Douglas grab Eddie Benoit, "The Pitbull" roars and pushes Lee Watson away and looks to open up a right hand onto him. Douglas grabs Benoit's arm from behind and the crowd cheer as straight away "The Pitbull" is taken down by a bulldog from Douglas.]

JP: What a move from Douglas, using another dog's move to take down "The Pitbull".

Sully: I always thought pitbull's and bulldog's were quite similar, but perhaps that is just me.

JP: It's definitely just you Sully, and your weird ways.

[Watson drops an elbow onto the abdomen of Eddie Benoit as Steven Douglas clambers to his feet. He signals something to Lee Watson and the two men back away to opposite sides of the ring. Eddie Benoit is rubbing his head as he begins to stand, Lee Watson and Steven Douglas watching him closely as he stands. Benoit opens his eyes and Lee Watson is charging at him, he's too late to move as a clothesline from Lee Watson and at the exact same moment a clothesline from Steven Douglas from the opposite side send him spiralling to the canvas. Lee Watson covers .....1......2! Eddie Benoit rolls a shoulder and Misery screams encouragement from the sidelines.]

Sully: Eddie Benoit has yet to find a rhythm tonight, he really needs some help down here.

JP: I thought you said he'd be able to do it all alone?

Sully: I guess I was wrong, but we can never underestimate "The Pitbull" he will always be scrapping until there truly is nothing left to scrap for.

JP: Douglas can sense a second win here tonight, same with Watson, they're a desperate pair after last week.

Sully: They got close to defeating "Twisted Vizion", I'm surprised that "Kronik" didn't do better last week.

[Eddie Benoit is dragged to his feet by Lee Watson and send running to the turnbuckle with an irish whip, Watson follows him and the crowd jeer as Benoit swings an elbow and catches Watson across the bridge of the nose. Steven Douglas is grabbed by Eddie Benoit and thrown into the turnbuckle, his back slumping on onto the supports, Benoit sets the crowd off by knife edge chopping Steven Douglas who looks extremely hurt by the move. Lee Watson is grabbed and led into the centre of the ring by Eddie Benoit, he grabs the arm of Watson and the crowd boo loudly as "Razor" is sent running to the turnbuckle and he crashes straight into Steven Douglas! The two men slump to the canvas as Eddie Benoit laughs in the middle of the ring, Misery applauds her man.]

JP: Oh dear, that's not the first time we've seen an incident like that from the "Debt Hitters".

Sully: Nope it's not, they seem to have a habit of knocking each other out.

JP: This time it was more the fault of Eddie Benoit, but last weeks was highly comical....two men charging across the ring,......one man ducks and Douglas, Watson, end up clotheslining each other.

Sully: Misery is getting very vocal....

[Misery is attempting to start a chant for "Eddie Benoit".....the crowd take up a chant, but a different one as "Benoit Sucks!" comes from the crowd. Seven and a half thousand people scream this as "The Pitbull" looks around in amazement at the volume of noise coming from the crowd. Steven Douglas is getting back to his feet, he looks up and Eddie Benoit grabs him.....the crowd jeer as Eddie Benoit sends Douglas crashing back overhead with a suplex that has Douglas laid out. Benoit grabs the rising Lee Watson and looks to hoist him up in the air but Watson is too heavy.]

JP: Ut-oh, Benoit can't lift the wait of "Razor"...

Sully: Come on Eddie, don't go for stupid moves like that, hit Watson where it hurts in his legs!

JP: If you take away the base of a tall opponent they suddenly become a lot easier to beat, and Lee Watson towers over Eddie Benoit.

["Razor" refuses to budge and the crowd go wild as Lee Watson breaks out of the grapple and grabs Benoit and out of nowhere has Benoit up on his shoulders. Benoit roars as "Razor" holds tight and Misery looks in disbelief as Benoit is brought down in the almighty King of the World from the shoulders of Watson to the canvas. Benoit rolls over, tongue hanging out, eyes glazed as Lee Watson covers Eddie Benoit, hooking the leg as Brian Ford counts......1........2.....! At the last second a foot comes down onto the back of Lee Watson's head and the crowd gasp.]

Sully: What the hell?

JP: STEVEN DOUGLAS JUST BROKE UP THE COUNT!

Sully: Good Lord....look at Douglas!

[Steven Douglas is laughing hysterically as he grabs Lee Watson by the back of the head and bundles him up to a standing position. Steven Douglas slaps Lee Watson hard across the side of the face, and kicks him in the groin. Brian Ford looks very confused as Steven Douglas twists round Lee Watson's arms and brings him down with the Wake Up, driving Watson's head down into the canvas. Douglas grabs Eddie Benoit by the arm and "The Pitbull" and drapes him over the fallen Lee Watson, he orders Brian Ford to count as the crowd jeer him. Steven Douglas turns and laughs at the crowd, giving them the finger as Misery climbs into the ring and pulls a whip from her back pocket.]

JP: Steven Douglas has just turned against his own tag team partner....

Sully: Lee Watson is going to get the hell beaten out of him down here, he's going to be suffering badly.

JP: Someone needs to stop this madness or we could have blood on our hands.

Sully: Is that a whip?

[Brian Ford counts with Benoit barely conscious as he is over the body of Lee Watson.......1.........2.......3! The crowd jeer as the bell rings and Steven Douglas grabs Eddie Benoit and hauls him to his feet, Eddie Benoit is smiling as he embraces Steven Douglas and the two men shake hands. Misery passes Eddie Benoit the whip nd he smiles even more. The crowd watch in disbelief as Steven Douglas and Misery grab Lee Watson and haul him to his knees, his back is facing Eddie Benoit as he cracks the whip on the mat.]

JP: They're going to whip Lee Watson....what has he ever done wrong? Someone save him for God's sake!

Sully: He's a waste of space, that is why he's being whipped....Eddie Benoit's a sick minded bastard and he won this match whether you like it or not.

JP: I hope Lee Watson's still a little dazed and confused so this doesn't hurt too much.

Sully: No one is going to save him now, why would they? He has no friends left, he ditched Amy - Lee Harlem and now he's all alone.

JP: What about Skyler?

Sully: She's one hot chick but you think she'd want to be with a guy like Watson?

Peter Santos: And your winner, through pinfall, Eddie Benoit!

[As Peter Santos' voice rings out so does a scream from Lee Watson as the whip comes cracking down onto his back.....the red marks are worsened as Eddie Benoit cracks the whip down again. Misery and Steven Douglas laugh as the third whip stroke draws blood from the back of "Razor" and he screams louder each time. Steven Douglas calls to Eddie Benoit and they exchange places, Steven Douglas driving the whip deep into the skin of Lee Watson and the crowd jeering as loudly as possible to show their displeasure at the scene in front of them.]

JP: This is a disgrace, someone needs to stop this right now....I've seen enough.

Sully: No one will stop it, it's good television, we finally see Lee Watson for what he truly is, a blubbering baby.

JP: He's getting the sympathy vote tonight that's for sure, I hope the MWF medical crew are ready backstage 'cos we're going to need them!

Sully: I bet Lee Watson wishes he'd never joined the "Debt Hitters" after this.....

[Steven Douglas drops the whip, and grabs the mic from Peter Santos who is standing with Brian Ford at the edge of the ring disgusted by the violence. The crowd jeer as Steven Douglas raises the mic to his lips, he pauses for a moment to allow the jeers to subside before he carries on.]

Douglas: Haha! Haha! Ha-ha! I'm no longer a "Debt Hitter", oh no I've moved on from that disgrace of a stable....what were we, NOTHING! Just like Lee Watson, this snivveling piece of crap here we were nothing....they brought me nothing but shame and humiliation.

[Steven Douglas milks the jeers of the crowd as he paces around the ring.]

Douglas: I've joined a new club now, a new legion that will change the face of the MWF forever. You think this is violent, you think this is sick? You ain't seen nothing yet.....absolutly nothing compared to the chaos we shall bring to the MWF in the future, KLUB KAOS HAS ARRIVED!

[Steven Douglas throws the mike down and grabs the whip, Lee Watson screams as once again the whip comes crashing down onto his back. He drops the whip with a fright as suddenly a massive explosion of white pyro comes from the entrance ramp, "Cold As Ice" by M.O.P hits the PA system and the crowd are stunned as Jonny Fairplay comes striding out.]

JP: What the....Jonny Fairplay!

Sully: I thought he'd died and gone to wrestling heaven....

[Fairplay has a mic in his hand and the crowd roar as the words explode from his lips.]

Fairplay: Hey! Hey! That's not FAIRPLAY!

[Jonny Fairplay sprints down the entrance ramp, Steven Douglas and Eddie Benoit look confused in the ring as Fairplay slides under the bottom rope and Douglas is decked with a clothesline, Misery climbs out of the ring while Eddie Benoit is taken down by a right hand. Douglas gets straight back up again and Jonny Fairplay grabs him and hits a massive DDT. He gets to his feet and Eddie Benoit is also rising, Benoit is sent straight back down as Jonny Fairplay hits a superkick! Jonny Fairplay raises his arms and the crowd cheer.]

JP: Wow! What a return from Jonny Fairplay he's just single handedly destroyed Klub Kaos and saved Lee Watson.

Sully: I don't think anything will save Watson's back, it's a red slide at the moment.

JP: Jonny Fairplay is back in the MWF, what a stunning return.

Sully: Troy Knight won't be too pleased to see Fairplay back again.

JP: It's time we had a break!

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