"The Future" Damian Gold

Versus

Father John Ramsay

Versus

Genoside

Triple Threat Match

Referee: Chad Pattison

Writer: Jon Beavers

[We come back from commercial, to see the Canadian flag, flapping away on the screen, in an arena in downtown, San Antonio, Texas.  The Canadian National Anthem begins to play, and the fans are booing, as Damian Gold comes out in a sleeveless shirt, and shiny gold trunks. He looks disgusted at the fans are showing no respect to a country that he would tell you has less crime, better health care, and less restrictive laws regarding marijuana.]

JP: Folks, we are being told that Damien Gold WILL IN FACT be wrestling in this match tonight!

Sully: Yeah, I saw the kid in the back getting ready, let's just say the buffet desert tray  is gone... Man that guy can put away a pie..

Peter Santos: Ladies And Gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall, and is a "triple-threat" match. 

[In the ring, at this time, from Toronto, Canada, weighing in at 245 lbs, he is "The Golden Wonder" of the Maximum Wrestling Federation. He is Damien Gold! Also introducing  weighing in 240 lbs from Halifax, he is Genoside!!!]

[Black Sabbath, Paranoid begins to amp over the airways, stirring the crowd.  There's a mixed reaction on whether or not they should be cheering for, or against him, but one thing they know is that his music is definitely "Fight" music, as he enters the ring.]

Peter Santos: And the third opponent...

[Church hymns begin to echo around the arena, and the lighting goes dim. The fans cheer as Father John Ramsey enters from behind the curtain, adorned in preachers robes.  He makes a decent to the ring, where the other two wait, and the slow pace seems to bring out the best in MWF announcer, Sully. ]

Sully: I don't know about you John, but I've never been fond of those "Holier than thou" types.

JP: I dare you to take that up with him. 

Sully: Hey, don't get me wrong, I may have sold my soul, but at least I got the going rate.

[The bell sounds, and the three men circle one another before Genoside and Gold lock up.  Gold gets the advantage with a headlock, but Ramsey gives him a boot to the midsection, allowing Genoside to push-off Gold into the ropes. and catches him coming off with a swinging neck breaker.  As soon as the move is hit though, Father John dropkicks Genoside in the back, sending him into the corner turnbuckles, then onto his back, clutching his chest.  Father John picks Gold up and slams "The Future" straight to the mat.  Ramsey picks Damien up again and hits him with a few rights and lefts and backs him into the corner opposite from Genoside. He prepares to whip him across the ring into Genoside, but Gold reverses it, and sends the "Father" straight into a Genoside clothesline.  He follows through with his momentum and kicks Gold back into into the other turnbuckle. Genoside grabs the top rope with both hand and begins laying vicious boots into Gold, who's' slumping in the corner.  Genoside then puts his boot to Gold's throat, choking him. Gold is trying to fight back,  but to no avail.  He flails his arms, and the referee steps in to break the illegal hold. ]

JP: There's no reason for that, let's keep it clean out there, Genoside.  

Sully: John, one of these days you are going to stop being such a candy-ass. Then, and only then, will you finally be a decent announcer.

JP: Sully, it's just too bad that we're not in a prison sometimes, because I'd a already traded your ass for a pack of Pall-Malls.

Sully:  Sheesh man, I was just playing.

[But Genoside obviously isn't. The stomping he's now putting on Ramsey.  Gold is trying to catch his breath in the corner, while Father John shows he is still in this. He fights back to his feet. Absorbing several boots by Genoside, he gives Genoside an elbow to the gut, followed by another.  Ramsey shoots Genoside to the ropes only to be met with a big boot to the face, and Genoside goes for the pin.  1...2... ]

Sully: I mean, we been doing this a long time, and I always thought we were a team here, John.

[Ramsey kicks out. Genoside grabs him, and pulls him up, but is caught from behind by Gold, who hits him with a spinning super kick to the back of the head. It sends him into Ramsey, who plants him, lawn-dart style, into the mat, with a DDT.  Father John gets up, and he and Gold begin trading lefts, then rights, then lefts again.   A swing misses, and Gold blocks it... Gold fires back, and  then Ramsey blocks, then hits him and Gold goes down. ]

Sully: I mean, how many shows have we sat through commentating together?  You remember the time when we were stuck in the snow, outside of Washington State, and we had Kid Insanity with us, who had just smuggled that racoon in his gym bag from the Canadian border?

JP: Sully, would you just cool it, we're fine man, just call the match. 

[Gold gets up frustrated and grabs Ramsey by the throat. But is way-laid by Genoside as he comes up fighting...  Now the the three men are all standing, trading blows and sending the crowd into a frenzy with flurries of lefts and rights. Finally, Gold goes down, and Genocide backs Ramsey into the corner. He puts Father John on the top rope and climbs up and hits a perfectly performed implant DDT from the top rope. The crowd goes nuts. Genocide goes for the pin... 1...2...  But Gold breaks up the pin just in the nick of time.  Genocide gets to his feet, and goes for a clothesline but Damien ducks. Genocide hits the ref taking him out.]

Sully: Well, there's a window of opportunity there.

[Gold sees the ref is down  Genoside gets up to check on the ref. Gold slowly gets up in the corner and sees Genocide helping the ref up. Gold takes a meaty fist and quickly plants it across the kidneys of Genocide. He pulls back in pain, as Gold lands another shot across the head, sending Genocide to the ground.  He looks to the crowd, as he taunts them, but he's sent up and over the top rope, by a knee to the back by Ramsey. ]

Sully: Where the hell did he come from?

JP: A Righteous force behind that manoeuvre! 

[John Ramsey picks up Genocide and tosses him outside of the ring as well.  He slides out and starts to kick Genocide relentlessly. Gold comes from behind, and is met with a boot to the gut, and then is sent over the guardrail into the fans. Ramsey grabs Genocide then, and throws him back into the ring. He slides into the ring, and as he gets up, is caught into a cradle and the pin. 1...2... But John kicks out! Genocide picks up the priest and sets him up for a power bomb, but Father Ramsey reverses it into an arm lock that sends him down to the mat in excruciating pain. The ref begins to check for a submission. ]

Genocide: No...No...No.. Noaaaaargh!!!!

[He starts to stagger to his feet. But Ramsey is to his feet first, due to position advantage. Both men are tired and are standing their ground. Gold has gotten up on the ring apron with a steel chair, distracting the referee as Genocide hits a low blow on Ramsey. The ref turns as the pin is made, and goes for it, as Gold enters the ring with the chair, 1...2... Nope, Ramsey kicks out again, and the ref gets up to scold Gold over the chair, Genocide shoves the ref from behind, sending him into Gold, who drops the chair, the ref collides with Gold, then falls to the ground, and rolls out of the ring. Gold grabs Ramsey, and is holding his arms behind his back as Genocide picks up the chair.]

Sully: Well, Ramsey better ask the boss for a little help here, he's about to become "Sacrificed".

[Genocide swings...]

[KA-RA-CK!!!]

[Right over the head of Gold, who was not expecting Ramsey to be able to escape. Gold crumples to the ground, head split right open, and chair still around his neck. Genocide looks stunned. The referee is crawling back into the ring, as Ramsey grabs Genocide, locking on the cross face chicken wing, a move learned long ago, to the ire of his father.  Genocide is a bigger man, and the move looks a little awkward, but nonetheless effective, the referee staggers to his feet, and calls for the bell.  Officials rush down to check on Gold, while Genocide is dropped to the mat. Father John Ramsey Kneels, crosses his chest, and looks to the sky, as to thank the lord for the ability to have made that dodge. The fans shout their approval. ]

Peter Santos: The winner of the match, Father John Ramsey!!

Sully: Well, looks like a little divine intervention might of been used there, and look at Gold, the medics are wheeling him out on a stretcher. What in the hell just happened here?

JP: I have no idea, this whole night is unfolding in a weird way! We never like to see anyone that badly injured, but it looks like it may be some time, before Gold is seen around an MWF ring folks, stay tuned, more action is next.

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