MWF World Champion: "The King" Sam King
versus
"Weapon of Mass Destruction" Anarkist
versus
MWF Xtreme Champion: "Jay-Z" The Jeopardizer w/General Manager
Fozzy
MWF World Championship Flaming Table Triple Threat Match
Referee: Chris Forrest
Sully: We are all set up here fpr a
fantastic match, Peter Santos is preparing...the tables are being
stacked up, Chris Forrest is checking the lighter fuel.
JP: As long as he doesn't test it on our
table then everything should be fine.
Sully: Been a while since someone decided to
mess our announce table up.
JP: That can only be a good thing Sully! I
do hate it when they destroy our tables and seats.
Peter Santos: Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your
attention....the following contest is for the MWF World Championship
and is a triple threat flaming tables match!
[The crowd roar in response to Peter Santos' words, Santos coughs
before speaking again.]
Peter Santos: Introducing first, the MWF World Champion, from
Victoria, Texas, weighing in at 240 lbs., "The King" Sam King!
["Not Enough" by Our Lady Peace plays from the PA system and the
crowd leap to their feet as gold lights flicker from the entrance way
and the MWF World Champion appears wearing a gold shirt....black
jeans with gold stripes down the side...his shirt has the words 'YOUR
KING!' written across the back and the crowd give some serious heat
to "The King" as he struts down the entrance way.]
Sully: If there's anyone who can match Troy
Knight for flamboyance then it's this man, "The Transformed Texan" is
a new man and with it comes the MWF World Championship.
JP: He used to be a credit to the MWF, but
now he is just a pumped up little boy on an ego trip.
Sully: He's a great technical wrestler and
he's adapted so well to th different styles, he has to be the clear
favourite tonight because he's actually been in one of these matches
before...and won it!
JP: That doesn't count for anything...but I
do know from experience that whenever Sam King is around then the
word dramatic is an understatement.
[Sam King steps into the ring, taking the shirt off his body and
throwing it into the crowd where a wild frenzy ensues as fans battle
for a piece of the shirt. King walks slowly to the turnbuckle and
climbs it, raising his MWF World Championship to the fans over in
that corner. They respond with a huge 'FUCK YOU!' chant and King
looks offended as he leaps down from the turnbucke and shakes hands
with Chris Forrest.]
Sully: He looks confident and that is what I
like to see from an MWF World Champion, someone who is
confident.
JP: He just looks cocky to me, over
confident and he will find out tonight that Anarkist and The
Jeopardizer are leaps and bounds better than he is.
Sully: You remember when Anarkist stepped
into the cage against Hart Evans last week?
JP: Yes...
Sully: He was confident and he came away
with the win because the confidence gave him the belief that he was
the best and that he had to win that match.
[The crowd have quietened down but they rise to their feet as the
voice of Peter Santos booms out once again.]
Peter Santos: And the first opponent, a former MWF World
Champion, weighing in at 313 lbs., from Toronto, Ontario, Canada,
"The Weapon of Mass Destruction" Anarkist!
[The fans jeer loudly as "Papercut" by Linkin Park screams from
the PA system and Anarkist comes out, his almost leather trousers are
the colour of blood and he raises his arms to the crowd and drops
them in time with a huge explosion of pyro behind him. Anarkist
shakes his head and begins to pace down the entrance ramp, ignoring
the abuse hurled from fans on both sides.]
JP: He look confident to you?
Sully: Nope, he just looks like a man on a
mission...like a man who doesn't care about anything else but gaining
that MWF World Championship.
JP: I have to say that Anarkist does look
formidable, he holds a huge size and weight advantage tonight in the
ring...The Jeopardizer is tiny, Sam King isn't exactly big and
Anarkist could easily squash them.
Sully: I think squash could be the right
word here tonight.
[Anarkist climbs into the ring, hooking his leg over the top rope
as a demonstration of his height. Sam King has passed his MWF World
Championship belt to Chris Forrest who displays it to the crowd,
Anarkist looks at the belt with a look of determination on his face.
Sam King is leaning on the turnbuckle and he watches Anarkist
carefully as the "Weapon of Mass Destruction" flexes his muscles on
the ropes.]
Peter Santos: And the final opponent, the MWF Xtreme Champion,
hailing from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 215 lbs.,
accompanied by the MWF's General Manager, "Jay-Z" The
Jeopardizer!
[The distinctive sounds of "Enter The Jeopardizer" play and the
crowd roar in time as red lights flicker and the MWF's Xtreme
Champion leaps onto the entrance way...Fozzy walks a few paces behind
him as The Jeopardizer takes off his vest stating "WMD 4 Life" and
throws it into the crowd. The Jeopardizer high fives a number of fans
as he sprints down the entrance way and slides into the ring...the
crowd jeer as Anarkist is waiting for him and he stamps on "Jay-Z" as
soon as he appears under the ropes. The bell sounds frantically and
Sam King comes running over and clotheslines Anarkist round the back
of the head.]
JP: Whoah! We're getting right into the
action here, Sam King wasting no time and making use of Anarkist
turning his back.
Sully: What a clothesline, it takes a lot to
knock down the "Weapon of Mass Destruction" but he was sent tumbling
by that.
[The Jeopardizer holds his head and rolls out of the way as
Anarkist falls to the mat, Sam King laughs and walks over to "Jay-Z".
The Jeopardizer is getting to his feet and he fends off a Sam King
punch and comes up with an uppercut...King reels back, spit flying
from his mouth due to the force of the blow, The Jeopardizer irish
whips "The King" into the turnbuckle and follows up by running after
him and hitting a huge dropkick into the mid-section of the MWF World
Champion. Anarkist is getting to his feet.]
JP: Anarkist is getting up, watch out
"Jay-Z" or you could be next to receive a thumping
clothesline.
Sully: Look out!
[Anarkist is on his feet and the crowd jeer loudly as he thunders
across the ring and throws his huge bodyweight into the back of The
Jeopardizer which squashes the MWF Xtreme Champion up against "The
Transformed Texan" on the turnbuckle. Anarkist grabs The Jeopardizer
and lifts him up, the crowd jeer as "Jay-Z" is sent flying from the
ring as Anarkist gorilla press slams him.]
JP: Whoah! The Jeopardizer was tossed like
nothing there, Anarkist wants Sam King all for himself.
Sully: The Jeopardizer is a nothing and
Anarkist just proved it right there with that gorilla press
slam.
[The Jeopardizer lands heavily on the outside, he rolls over and
Fozzy comes rushing round...Chris Forrest looks on in the ring as
Anarkist has Sam King in the corner..the crowd jeer as Anarkist puts
a knee into the mid-section of Sam King, followed by another and a
third knee smashes into the groin of "The King" and causes a huge
groan from the crowd. Anarkist grabs King by the hair and throws him
away from the turnbuckle. Anarkist looks to the outside and he climbs
out looking for a table.]
JP: This one could be over even before it's
begun, Anarkist is on a rampage, he wants this victory...but I have a
feeling he just won't get it.
Sully: He'll get it alright, you saw the
torture he put himself through last week just to get here, he must be
livid that The Jeopardizer gets a free ride!
[Anarkist spots a table stacked up by the announce table and he
walks over to it, Fozzy looks up from helping The Jeopardizer...he
has the MWF Xtreme Title on his shoulder and he unslings it and runs
around towards where Anarkist is picking up the table. The MWF's
General Manager charges at Anarkist but the "Weapon of Mass
Destruction" turns round to see Fozzy coming, Fozzy raises the belt
but the crowd boo loudly as Anarkist slams the table into the
charging Fozzy's throat...Fozzy chokes loudly as he is sent flying
backwards clutching his throat and dropping the Xtreme Title on the
floor. Anarkist slides the table into the ring and leans down and
picks up the MWF Xtreme Title. Anarkist looks at it and then tosses
it into the crowd where a mass brawl occurs between fans.]
JP: I can't believe he just did that!
Sully: It's the MWF Xtreme Title, it's not a
vital part of the MWF, I'm sure there is a spare one around
somewhere...
JP: But all the history of that one belt,
look at the fans, security are having to try and stop the fights that
have broken out as all the fans want a piece of the Xtreme
Title!
[Anarkist climbs back into the ring and begins to set the table
up...he shouts at Chris Forrest to set the table on fire, Forest
throws a load of lighter fuel over the table and then scrambles for a
match, Anarkist picks up Sam King and places him on the table..."The
King" struggles but Anarkist subdues him with a sharp blow to the
head. "The King" lays dead on the table as Chris Forrest sets the
flames and suddenly the table is a roaring inferno...Anarkist walks
over to the turnbuckle and climbs to the top rope.]
Sully: Oh my....he's going to fly, Anarkist
is going to fly.
JP: We all said it would take something
special to win a match like this and this move could well destroy
either man's career.
Sully: The MWF World Champion is about to
lose his crown, Anarkist is back in town...flaming tables here we
go!
[The crowd are going crazy as Anarkist is on the top rope....he
steadies himself, the crowd roar as The Jeopardizer gets on the ring
apron and the former team mate runs along the ring apron and leaps up
and grabs Anarkist. Sam King rolls off the flaming table, and rolls
out of the ring. The Jeopardizer and Anarkist are on the turnbuckle,
The Jeopardizer claws at the eyes of Anarkist, Anarkist grabs his
face and rocks backwards, The Jeopardizer grabs Anarkist's head and
looks to leap off the turnbuckle but Anarkist doesn't move. Sam King
is searching under the ring, he pulls out a fire extinguisher and
slides back into the ring, he puts out the fire on the table as The
Jeopardizer grabs Anarkist and again leaps back. This time Anarkist
is powerless and The Jeopardizer has Anarkist in a DDT position, the
crowd roar as "Jay-Z" sends Anarkist through the table.]
JP: He's done it! He's done it! The
Jeopardizer is the MWF World and Xtreme Champion!
Sully: No he isn't you fool, that table was
not on fire so therefore it doesn't count...
JP: Damn Sam King, damn him to hell!
[The table shatters into hundreds of pieces as Anarkist goes clean
through it, The Jeopardizer falls just to the side and rolls away
from the carnage...Sam King waits patiently as The Jeopardizer gets
to his feet, the crowd jeer loudly as "Jay-Z" gets to his feet and is
clocked with the fire extinguisher, "The King" laughs and begins
spray the foam into the eyes of The Jeopardizer, blinding him.]
Sully: Haha! Genuis, using everything to his
advantage, that's a good champion for you...a resourceful
champion.
JP: He sure knows every inch of the game but
The Jeopardizer isn't finished yet.
Sully: This still has a long way to go but
Sam King is in the driving seat.
["The King" is in control as he throws the fire extinguisher and
it slams into the head of The Jeopardizer, knocking him into his
back...The Jeopardizer is still trying to clear the foam from his
eyes as he lays on the mat. Sam King walks to the turnbuckle and
taunting the crowd he jumps up and leaps back off...he spins in
mid-air and brings his leg down across The Jeopardizer's neck. The
crowd jeer as King rolls away and taunts the fans.]
JP: Sam King is not the world's most natural
high flyer but he was up and away then...
Sully: He sure was, that is the mark of a
champion, producing moves that the opponent is not going to expect
you to do.
JP: Although back when he won the MWF Xtreme
Championship then King was always flying around, off ladders and
everything.
[Anarkist has rolled over and is slowly crawling to his feet, King
walks over and grabs Anarkist's head and locks in a headlock....the
crowd aren't sure who to cheer for so they turn to The Jeopardizer, a
huge "Jay-Z" chant echo's around the arena as the fans attempt to get
the MWF Xtreme Champion off the mat and onto his feet. "Jay-Z" still
isn't moving while Sam King drops to one knee and gets the
leverage...he tightens the headlock, squeezing the life out of
Anarkist who can't break free. The crowd shout "boring" at King as he
spins round and kicks the leg of Anarkist away...Anarkist is down on
one knee, the crowd give some response as King lands a kick to the
mid-section of Anarkist and "The Dramatist" adds more drama as he
lands the third and final King Kick, Anarkist flops to the mat.]
Sully: The mighty King Kicks, but Sam should
be doing those to The Jeopardizer, not to Anarkist.
JP: Yes, I have to agree The Jeopardizer is
a far bigger threat to King's title reign.
Sully: I didn't mean it like that! I mean't
that Sam King needs to put "Jay-Z" in his place and show him who is
the better man.
JP: Sam King versus The Jeopardizer, part
two, it will happen eventually and it will be one hell of a
match.
[Sam King climbs from the ring and goes after a table, Fozzy is
back on his feet and he sees the danger that The Jeopardizer is
in...Fozzy grabs the MWF World Championship from Peter Santos and
stalks Sam King....."The King" has grabbed a table and he walks back
to the ring and slides the table in, he then turns and goes to get
another table. Fozzy comes past the ringpost and then sprints
forward, King hears the running feet, he turns round and receives a
shot to the face with the MWF World Championship belt!]
Sully: Oh man!
JP: Wow! Fozzy just laid out Sam King with
his own belt, King sure won't be happy about that.
Sully: Fozzy really takes the piss, first he
attempts to foil Anarkist and now he has gone and busted Sam King
wide open.
[The MWF World Champion is busted wide open, his eyes are wide as
he touches his forehead and feels the warm blood trickling down his
face, the crowd roar at the sight of blood. The MWF's General Manager
grabs King by the hair and hauls him to his feet...but King low blows
Fozzy and the General Manager suddenly finds the arms of Sam King
around his neck and the crowd jeer as King executes the Spinning DDT,
slamming Fozzy's head into the concrete floor.]
JP: He can't do that! For the love of God he
just hit the MWF's General Manager with a Spinning DDT!
Sully: That's just crazy but brilliant, he's
now eliminated the greatest threat in this match.
JP: There will be hell to pay for
that...
Sully: Seems to be a common occurence at the
moment, Fozzy getting the hell beaten out of him.
[The Jeopardizer and Anarkist have come to in the ring, The
Jeopardizer is up faster and he turns and sees Anarkist still getting
up....he runs at Anarkist but the "Weapon of Mass Destruction" sees
him coming and charges to meet "Jay-Z", the MWF's Xtreme Champion is
hit by a huge boot to the face which lays him out. Sam King is wiping
the blood from his face on the outside and looking down on Fozzy as
Anarkist sets up the table that "The King" slide into the ring.]
JP: Anarkist is looking strong
here...
Sully: He's going to finish The Jeopardizer
off, this should be great.
[Anarkist has set the table up....snapping the legs down so that
they are solid...he calls for Chris Forrest to light the table,
lighter fuel is sprayed and the table goes up in flames, Anarkist
smiles evily, the fire glowing on his face and making his eyes appear
red.]
JP: He looks like a demon, the man is truly
insane!
Sully: Nope, he's just dedicated and he
knows that the MWF World Championship is just a flaming table away
from him.
JP: I hope he doesn't win, come on "Jay-Z"
get up!
[Sam King seeing the flames in the ring slides under the ropes and
runs at Anarkist. The "Weapon of Mass Destruction" turns round and
ducks a Sam King clothesline, King spins round and looks for a kick
on Anarkist's back but the "WMD" catches King's leg and pushes it
away, King feels the thrust of Anarkist's hand around his throat and
Anarksit roars as King screams in horror. The Jeopardizer is getting
to his feet, he sees that Anarkist is preparing for the chokeslam and
he runs at the former MWF World Champion.]
Sully: He's going to do it! Anarkist is
going to become the MWF World Champion for the second time, go on you
can do it!
JP: No he's not, here comes The
Jeopardizer!
[The Jeopardizer runs at Anarkist and Anarkist thrusts out his
other arm and grabs The Jeopardizer by the throat....the crowd scream
as Anarkist lifts up both Sam King and The Jeopardizer, he roars with
delight as he throws them down, chokeslamming them down through the
flaming tables. The flames flare for a moment before dying as the
table breaks around the former tag team partners as the heat rips at
their flesh...Anarkist staggers back, his eyes sparkling in the
lights as Chris Forrest calls for the bell.]
Sully: He's done it! Anarkist is the MWF
World Champion once again, incredible scenes here on Dynamite...the
fans are mad but I'm happy!
JP: I can't believe it, Anarkist just
chokeslammed both Sam King and The Jeopardizer through a flaming
tables...look at the carnage in the ring.
Peter Santos: And your winner, and new MWF World Champion,
Anarkist!
["Papercut" by Linkin Park hits the PA system as Anarkist parades
his newly won belt around the ring, it has the blood of Sam King on
it and Anarkist looks at it with satisfaction as he stands over the
fallen King and "Jay-Z".]
Sully: What a great night for the MWF, to
see a great man such as Anarkist crowned as the MWF World
Champion.
JP: It's just wrong, he can't have, but he
did, he chokeslammed both Sam King and The Jeopardizer through a
flaming table. I mean that just doesn't happen very often!
Sully: It is the sign of a great champion, I
mean I liked Sam King but that belt just looks right around the waist
of Anarkist.
JP: I have a real sinking feeling when I
look at Anarkist with that belt.
Sully: That's because for the rest of 2003
we shall be ruled by Anarkist, the Chaotic Future has returned to
haunt the MWF.
JP: The MWF President must be smiling
backstage to see Anarkist as MWF World Champion, but we can be sure
that Fozzy is crying his eyes out if only they were open.
[The camera focus' on the MWF's General Manager who is down and
out on the outside, medics are rushing to treat Sam King and The
Jeopardizer who are down in the ring...Anarkist is offered the mike
and he takes it, watching the medics from the otherside of the ring.
The crowd quieten to see what Anarkist has to say.]
Anarkist: Heh....heh....
[Anarkist pauses for breath as he looks around the arena at the
jeering fans.]
Anarkist: This victory is to show all of
those bastards who thought I could never recapture the MWF World
Championship...well wake the fuck up! I am the MWF World Champion and
I am the "Weapon of Mass Destruction".....and this is the Chaotic
Future!
[The crowd jeer loudly and shout "You Suck!" at Anarkist as he
holds the belt up, dripping with the blood of Sam King as Anarkist
makes his way to the ropes and climbs from the ring.]
Sully: He means buisiness and I tell you JP,
there is going to be some hell raised in the MWF over the coming
weeks with that man sitting at the top of the MWF tree.
JP: He never stops does he, like a tank, he
just keeps going until eventually he runs out of gas...to think that
these fans once thought he was a saviour and now he is a
destroyer.
Sully: He is a dream shatterer because he
will never stop like you said Sully until he knows he has done
enough...even though he has won the MWF World Championship he won't
do a Sam King and sit back and relax.
JP: Sam King must be gutted, first he finds
out The Jeopardizer is joining the party tonight and then he gets
chokeslammed through a flaming table and loses the MWF World
Championship.
Sully: I'd be a bit pissed if that happened
to me, Fozzy was a big part in this match and rightfully he got what
he deserved...a table to the face and a Spinning DDT!
JP: He has two weeks left and he faces
watching Anarkist as the MWF World Champion for those two weeks but
if I know Fozzy he will be hatching a plan right now as he is flat
out on the floor and dreaming of revenge.
Sully: First he'll need something for that
headache!
JP: That's all for tonight, it's been a
great show and we've enjoyed ourselves and seen a brand new MWF World
Champion crowned infront of all you wonderful fans.
Sully: Next week we'll have The Jeopardizer
hopefully losing his MWF Xtreme Championship as he takes on NomaD in
the "Untouchables"...
JP: Can NomaD finally wrench that belt from
The Jeopardizer? Sean West will take on Rodney Ferno and Ace Spade
and Troy Knight may settle the score.
Sully: It'll be an eventful night and no
doubt Fozzy will be plotting revenge against the MWF World Champion,
Anarkist....it sound so good to say that once again.
JP: Goodnight everyone, goodnight.
[The camera slowly fades out as Anarkist, the MWF World Champion
walks up the entrance way with the belt over his shoulder, a large
smile across his face.]
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