MWF World Champion: "The Ruthless Rookie" Kidd Kidman and
"Crown Prince of Hardcore" NomaD w/Hell Fire Kidd
versus
"Phoenix" Sean Harley and MWF General Manager Dom Stoate w/Andy
Shaloub
Tag Team Match
Referee: Charles Galliant
JP: It's a sad night tonight, I am sure we
all aware by now that Kidd Kidman is leaving the Maximum Wrestling
Federation tonight.
Sully: He's going out in the wrong way, he's
going to get his ass kicked by Sean Harley and Dom Stoate.
JP: How can you be so sure about
that?
Sully: Because Kidman's a waste of space, I
am glad he's going....he never deserved to be the MWF World Champion
in the first place.
JP: Who do you think will replace
him?
Sully: Harley, Wayne, Iniquity...there are
plenty of choices around at the moment.
JP: NomaD's the right candidate in my
book...NomaD's got such flair and talent in the ring, he's shown with
his winning of the MWF Xtreme Championship that he can hold down a
top title run.
Sully: There is a bit of a difference
between the MWF World and Xtreme Championships! NomaD isn't even fit
to lick Sean Harley's boots.
JP: You won't be saying that tonight if they
truimph...and they will win because Kidman wants to go out in winning
ways.
[The crowd are in good voice as Peter Santos steps into the centre
of the ring, a pale spotlight falls on his frame as he raises the
mike to his mouth.]
Peter Santos: The next match is a standard tag team contest,
and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, weighing in at a
combined weight of 440 lbs., members of the "Untouchables",
accompanied by Hell Fire Kidd, the MWF World Champion, "The Ruthless
Rookie" Kidd Kidman and the "Crown Prince of Hardcore" NomaD!
["In The End" by Linkin Park starts to play over the PA system as
lights flash in the entrance way and the crowd leap to their feet as
the MWF World Champion walks out onto the entrance way, the MWF World
Championship is in his hands as he strides out. NomaD follows just
behind, a look of determination in his face as he walks behind Kidd
Kidman with Hell Fire Kidd at his side.]
Sully: Look at them...they claim to be
'untouchables' and really they are just a bunch of vagabonds put
together by NomaD for his own personal enjoyment.
JP: They've been the most successful stable
in MWF history, no other stable has capture the MWF World
Championship and been as great as these guys. NomaD is a genuis for
putting together a force of three men who we all know can compete at
the highest level.
Sully: Good job they ditched EyCe when they
did or he would of dragged them down a bit.
JP: Just a bit...he was a talented wrestler
but just plain lazy.
Sully: They will be even better when
Kidman's gone as well, this stable war just when it was hotting up is
beginning to cool off...the "Untouchables" won't be much of a force
with just NomaD and Hell Fire Kidd.
JP: I am sure NomaD will have a replacement
ready.
[The MWF World Champion climbs into the ring for the last time, he
flexes the ropes and then spins round and holds his MWF World
Championship belt up to the roaring fans. NomaD climbs into the ring
after him as Hell Fire Kidd stalks around the ringside...Kidd Kidman
shakes the hands of Peter Santos and Charles Galliant. Galliant asks
for the MWF World Championship and Kidman reluctantly passes it to
Galliant before turning and talking to NomaD.]
Peter Santos: And the opponents, weighing in at a combined
weight of 460 lbs., accompanied by Andy Shaloub, members of the
"Divine Intervention", "Phoenix" Sean Harley and the MWF's General
Manager Dom Stoate!
[The crowd burst out laughing as "Last Man Standing" by Biohazard
hits the PA system and the MWF's General Manager strides out onto the
entrance way with full wrestling attire. He flexes his 'muscles' and
scowls at the crowd, Sean Harley appears behind the MWF General
Manager with a bemused smile on his face as he watches Stoate cockily
strut down the entrance way. Shouts of "Asshole" ring around the
arena as Stoate takes it all in his stride.]
Sully: Haha! Dom Stoate's going to show them
exactly who is the boss tonight, he looks ready for a fight.
JP: It's hilarious! I hope Walker never
embarrasses himself by getting in the ring like this...I mean Stoate
just looks ridiculous!
Sully: Stoate's a proud man, he knows
exactly what he's doing.
JP: I really do hope so, or he'll never live
this down...even Sean Harley can't quite believe what is
happening.
Sully: I didn't think Stoate would ever get
in the ring, I've heard he's quite handy.
JP: We'll soon find out.
[Kidd Kidman is looking in shock as the MWF's General Manager
slides into the ring and proceeds to climb the turnbuckle and taunt
the fans. NomaD glances with anger at Stoate and makes a move to
charge at him but Kidman places his arm in the way and instead points
to Sean Harley who has just arrived at ringside. Andy Shaloub is
lecturing Harley about something but the former MWF Television
Champion ignores Shaloub and instead climbs into the ring and walks
over to Kidd Kidman and NomaD. The crowd are on their feet cheering
as Kidman and Harley go toe to toe.]
Sully: That's the way to really get a match
heated up, get right in your opponents face and let him know you are
not afraid.
JP: Or it's just plain stupid, Harley's at a
severe disadvantage tonight, he has a member of staff in his corner
who isn't exactly the best wrestler in the world while Kidman has one
of the most extreme wrestlers in his corner...NomaD!
Sully: Stoate's a clever bastard and are you
forgetting about Andy Shaloub at ringside? He's a dangerous man as
well.
JP: Someone needs to get this damn match
started so we can see Stoate getting his ass kicked.
[Charles Galliant comes between Harley and Kidman, NomaD has a
word in Kidman's ear and the two men nod as Kidman turns away and
heads for the ring apron as NomaD squares up to face off against Sean
Harley. Dom Stoate jumps down from the turnbuckle and makes his way
to the ring apron where Andy Shablob is standing with a towel and
drinks of water...the MWF's General Manager takes a swig of water and
sends the nearby crowd into uproar as he spits it into the front row.
Security are forced to hold back the angry fans as Stoate laughs and
turns to watch Harley and NomaD as the bell sounds.]
Sully: Stoate's just got evil written into
his soul...
JP:...That wasn't evil, more along the lines
of vile!
Sully: Yeah and if you rearrange vile you'll
end up with the word EVIL! So JP you can put that in your pipe and
smoke it.
JP: Kidman's taking a back seat for this one
it seems, he's holding off because I think he wants a piece of
Stoate.
Sully: Why would he want a piece of Stoate,
what has the MWF General Manager ever done to him?
[NomaD lands the first punch, Sean Harley lands a kick to the
knee...NomaD staggers slightly and Harley takes full advantage,
reaching down and grabbing the leg of NomaD and lifting him up. The
crowd jeer as Sean Harley suddenly has NomaD in position and executes
a big spinebuster, Kidman looks rather worried as Sean Harley runs to
the ropes and comes running back with a legdrop onto the prone NomaD.
The "Crown Prince of Hardcore" groans and rolls over as Sean Harley
taunts the fans before kicking NomaD sharply in the base of the
spine, NomaD roars with pain and grabs his back. Harley kicks away
NomaD's hand and places his knee into the back of NomaD and wrenches
NomaD's body back into the knee of his own. NomaD screams with pain
as the knee is driven deep into his back.]
JP: Looks like Sean Harley wants to get
technical...something that will suit Kidd Kidman down to the ground
as he is one of the best technical wrestlers to ever grace the
MWF.
Sully: Something tells me Dom Stoate isn't
here for a technical spectacular, when he gets in that ring he wants
to knock seven bells out of whatever gets in his way.
JP: NomaD's really in pain, I think Harley
has found a slight weakness, driving that knee deep into NomaD.
Sully: It sure does look painful!
[The "Crown Prince of Hardcore" attempts to crawl to the ropes but
Sean Harley keeps the knee wedged into NomaD's back. Eventually
Charles Galliant calls for Harley to release the hold and "Phoenix"
reluctantly decides to let go, NomaD crawls away and holds his back.
Sean Harley stands slowly and then leads down and grabs NomaD by the
hair...NomaD is slowly pulled to his feet before being sent running
into the turnbuckle nearest Dom Stoate. The MWF's General Manager
extends a cheeky knee and NomaD runs straight into it. Charles
Galliant is oblivious as NomaD hits Stoate's knee and staggers onto
the ropes near Stoate. Sean Harley walks over and grabs NomaD by the
head and throws him down into the turnbuckle. Kidd Kidman is furious
at ringside, shouting at Charles Galliant over Dom Stoate's
intervention.]
JP: Stoate really does know every single
dirty move in the history of wrestling.
Sully: He's the ultimate heel that's for
sure, he knows what he has to do and knows how to do it.
JP: Maybe Sean Harley isn't at such a
disadvantage to what I first thought...having Dom Stoate in your
corner is a dangerous ally, the problem for Harley comes if Kidman
and NomaD get on top and manage to get Stoate tagged in and
isolated.
Sully: Don't forget about Andy Shaloub, I'd
rather have Andy than Hell Fire Kidd...Hell Fire Kidd is like the
"Untouchables" puppy, does their bidding and sniffs anything they
want him to.
[NomaD is sprawled in the corner as Sean Harley lifts him up. The
crowd gasp as Sean Harley has NomaD in a headlock and climbs up to
the second rope....Stoate cheers as Harley launches himself with the
headlock still intact and NomaD is tornado DDT'd onto the mat. Harley
rolls over and has the cover....1....2..! NomaD manages to break out
of the cover to the relief of Kidd Kidman and the fans.]
JP: That was pretty close, NomaD's really
hurting now.
Sully: I'm not surprised, Kidd Kidman has
been powerless in the corner while Harley has been all over NomaD
like a nasty rash.
JP: He did have the help of a little
'divine' intervention in the corner!
[NomaD manages to get up a bit faster, Sean Harley grabs NomaD and
looks to irish whip him into the ropes but NomaD reverses the move
and Harley is whipped into the ropes. As Harley comes back NomaD
leaps up and hits a flying clothesline onto Harley sending the former
MWF Television Champion crashing to the canvas...NomaD lands on his
shoulder and rolls in the general direction of Kidd Kidman. The MWF
World Champion leans over the ropes and NomaD extends his hand and
makes the tag sending the crowd into applause and cheers. Sean Harley
rubs his head and gets to his feet to find the MWF World Champion
standing over him, a right hand blurs Harley's vision as Kidd Kidman
grabs Harley and throws him a few feet across the ring...Harley
attempts to get to his feet but "The Ruthless Rookie" grabs Harley
and lifts him up and executes a sit-down powerbomb that shakes the
ring. Kidd Kidman covers....1....2.! Harley rolls the shoulder.]
Sully: Damnit! Kidd Kidman is one lucky son
of a bitch...I can't believe NomaD got that tag.
JP: Just shows that where there is a will
there is a way, just when it looked as though NomaD was going to be
dominated out of this match by Harley he produced a little 'divine'
inspiration to get himself and his team back in the match.
Sully: Sean Harley may want to make the tag
to Dom Stoate at some point, I hope the MWF's General Manager is
ready for this...
JP: ....He's about to step into the ring
with the MWF's best wrestler, the MWF World Champion Kidd
Kidman!
[Kidman shouts at Dom Stoate before pulling Sean Harley to his
feet, the ring is shaken once again as Sean Harley has a big suplex
hit on him...Kidman keeps the grapple and lifts Harley back up and
hits yet another suplex. Kidman releases the headlock after the
second supelx and gets to his feet...Harley holds his head on the mat
as "The Ruthless Rookie" glares at Dom Stoate. The MWF's General
Manager isn't looking, he has a towel of his head, Andy Shaloub is
explaining something to Stoate. Kidman suddenly starts running and
the crowd explode in joy as Kidman leaps and throws himself at the
MWF's General Manager and assistant. Stoate and Shaloub are sent
flying as Kidman makes impact with a flying cross-body that seconds
all three men tumbling from the ring, Kidman lands atop of Stoate and
Shaloub cushioning his landing.]
Sully: What!? He can't be doing that, Stoate
is the MWF General Manager and he wasn't the legal man.
JP: When was the last time you saw Dom
Stoate do anything legal?
Sully: Err....
JP:...My point exactly, you can close your
mouth Sullivan because this is Kidd Kidman's final match and he'll be
damned if he's going to lose it especially to some slimy villain like
Dom Stoate.
[NomaD seeing the chance while Charles Galliant is distracted by
the happenings on the outside is in the ring. The former MWF Xtreme
Champion picks up Sean Harley and the arena roof almost unhinges as
NomaD brings Sean Harley up onto his shoulders and brings him down
with the Hellavator! The ring seems to shake for a few seconds, as
NomaD rolls away out of the ring with Sean Harley laid out.]
Sully: God damn!
JP: Hellavator! I haven't seen that move for
a while, NomaD has put the lights out on Sean Harley with a
thunderous move.
[The MWF World Champion is out at ringside, Andy Shaloub is sent
packing with a bodyslam over the guardrail into the crowd that are
baying for blood. Dom Stoate staggers to his feet, the towel half
around his head as Kidman grabs one of the water bottles and slams it
into Stoate's skull with a satisfying thud. Water goes squirting
everywhere as Kidman throws Dom Stoate into the ringsteps, a huge
thud goes up in time with the road of the crowd as Stoate hits the
steps and goes flying backwards. Charles Galliant shouts at Kidman to
get back in the ring, the MWF World Champion gives Stoate one more
glance before sliding back into the ring. Sean Harley is still out
and Kidd Kidman hooks the leg as Charles Galliant
counts...1....2....3!]
Sully: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
JP: Calm down Sully!
Sully: Just because it is his last match
he's managed to pick up a victory, he's an ungrateful bastard that
Kidman...he gets the MWF World Championship and now just throws it
away.
JP: He can't help it...
[Kidd Kidman has staggered to his feet, NomaD is in the ring and
the two men embrace as Charles Galliant grabs the arms of Kidman and
NomaD and raises them high for all the crowd to see.]
Peter Santos: And your winners, through pinfall, Kidd Kidman
and NomaD!
Sully: Grrrrrrr, now he's just going to let
that MWF World Championship go without so much as a struggle, he
could of defended it with honour but instead he's running away from
the pressure.
JP: Kidman appears to be leaving while the
going is good...I can't imagine him leaving for anything other than a
very good reason, he's been a fighting champion while here.
Sully: I'll give him that, but he's letting
his title reign flicker out.
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