Kid Insanity and Nate Wheeler versus Sam King and The Jeopardizer, Tag Team Match

[President Ed Walker has now left the ring, the crowd are sitting down, awaiting the next match, JP and Sully are in position as Peter Santos steps up.]

Peter Santos: This match is a standard tag team match and is scheduled for one fall....and the first team out tonight, the weigh in at a combined weight of 490 lbs., Kid Insanity and Nate Wheeler!

[The crowd erupt in jeers as "Insane, Insane, Insane" hits the PA system and Kid Insanity walks out from the entrance way, he raps to the crowd and waves his hands around. The music switches to "Hammer Smashed Face" by Cannibal Corpse and Nate Wheeler walks out to a muted response.]

Sully: Nate Wheeler looks like an impressive guy, good stats and what a way to start off, by tagging with a legend like Kid Insanity.

JP: Legend? I wouldn't call Kid Insanity a legend, he's far from it!

Sully: I wonder if we'll see the Insane Brainbuster tonight?

JP: I doubt it, they're up against an incredibly tough team, Sam King and Jay-Z have really got their act together, and Sam's the Xtreme Champion.

Peter Santos: And their opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 455 lbs., the MWF Xtreme Champion, Sam King and The Jeopardizer!

[The crowd erupt as "Enter The Jeopardy" hits the PA system and Jay-Z runs out from the curtain, he runs down to the ring and slides in, the crowd look to the entrance way and the place explodes as 'Not Enough' by Our Lady Peace blasts from the PA system and the MWF Xtreme Champion steps from the curtain bathed in yellow lights, 'King! King! King!' chants echo around the arena.]

JP: This man has it all, you are looking at a future World Champion right there.

Sully: You think so?

JP: Yeah I really do!

Sully: I think Nate Wheeler's got more talent than that ego maniac.

[Sam King walks down to the ring, he climbs in and high fives Jay-Z before staring down Kid Insanity, the two's eyes meet and the gaze is fixed until Sam King turns away and takes his Xtreme Title and raises it to the crowd.]

JP: The Xtreme Title, it means a lot in this business...

Sully: Pah! It's nothing but a piece of metal with gold stickers!

[Referee Grant August calls for a fair fight, it's Sam King and Nate Wheeler to start us off. The bell sounds and Nate Wheeler comes running at Sam King, King gets in position and slams Wheeler down with an arm-toss takedown, Wheeler bounces back up and comes running back and goes down for a arm drag, King covers....1...! Wheeler rolls the shoulder. The King grabs Wheeler by the hair and runs towards the turnbuckle, he leaps up onto the turnbuckle and spins round and hits a flying facebuster on Wheeler, Wheeler's face bounces off the canvas and King gets to his feet and taunts to the crowd.]

JP: He's running riot here over Nate Wheeler!

Sully: The poor kid! Tag Kid Insanity!

[Kid Insanity is trying to pump up Nate Wheeler, but King backs Wheeler into the corner and then tags in The Jeopardizer. The crowd roar as Jay-Z takes Nate Wheeler up top....the crowd gasp as Jay-Z positions himself and executes a huge tornado DDT off the top! Sam King starts a huge 'Jay-Z Rules!' chant and Jay-Z rolls Nate Wheeler up for the count....1....2! Nate Wheeler somehow breaks free, he gets to his feet and Jay-Z leaps up and looks for a low blow, but Wheeler steps back and grabs Jay-Z. He lifts The Jeopardizer up and the crowd jeer as he hits a thunderous powerslam on Jay-Z, Nate Wheeler immediately runs over and tags in Kid Insanity.]

Sully: Oh here we go, it's going to get insane out here!

[The crowd jeer as Kid gets in the ring, Kid adjusts his hat, Jay-Z ignores the shouts of Sam King to tag him in....the two men lock up and battle near the ropes before Jay-Z forces Kid into the corner, he executes a slap to the chest of Kid, before Kid spins him round and slams Jay-Z's head into the turnbuckle. Kid ducks behind Jay-Z and hits a german suplex, with a bridge for the pin....1....! Jay-Z breaks free, he rolls over and tags in Sam King.]

JP: Now the action really starts, come on King get into him, this is the man who beat you last week.

Sully: King doesn't have a chance in hell of beating this guy!

[Kid Insanity readys himself, Sam King steps into the ring and recieves huge applause from the crowd. The two men circle each other, Nate Wheeler tries to lead a Kid Insanity chant, but the crowd respond with jeers and boos.]

Sully: Poor kid...

[Finally, Kid comes forward and Sam King slaps him hard across the face, King grabs Kid Insanity and whips him into the ropes.... Kid Insanity comes running back, he goes for a flying clothesline on King....but King ducks and Kid takes out referee, Grant August!]

JP: Oh no!

Sully: Grant August just got flattened!

[The crowd roar as Nova comes charging down the entrance way, he sprints to the ring and slides in, Sam King gets to his feet and he backs away as Nova goes straight after Kid Insanity. Kid is just getting to his feet when Nova lands a huge boot to the face knocking the Kid backwards onto the ropes, Nova grabs Kid and whips him into the ropes....as Kid comes back then Nova ducks and flips him up, elevating him for a huge back body drop! Nova roars to the crowd who respond with a huge cheer, Nova goes up top, Jay-Z and The King look confused, Nate Wheeler steps into the ring, Nova leaps up top as Nate Wheeler walks over and he doesn't see Nova coming with a huge missle dropkick, Wheeler goes flying a few feet across the ring clutching his face.]

JP: Nova just completely destroyed Nate Wheeler!

[Nova gets to his feet....he taunts to the crowd before climbing slowly up the turnbuckle again....he steadies himself as Kid is laid out, and the crowd roar as he hits the Shooting Star onto Kid Insanity! Kid's whole body shakes with pain as Nova lands it, Nova rolls out of the ring as Sam King covers...Grant August comes around and the crowd count with him....1....2....3!]

Peter Santos: And your winners, through pinfall, Sam King and The Jeopardizer!

JP: They've done it!

Sully: Cheats! Dirty cheating bastards the lot of them, I'm ashamed how can anything as bad as that happen, that damn Nova, showing his face round here again...

JP: He is under contract so has every right to come out here.

Sully: But not during a scheduled match!

[The crowd erupt in jeers as "Rape Me" by Nirvana comes from the PA system and Avail walks down towards the ring, he has a mike in his hand, he swears at Sam King and The Jeopardizer who are standing in the ring.]

JP: Now Avail is going to get it, this guy is a real jerk.

Sully: No he's not, he's a funny little guy, so damn short!

JP: Size isn't everything, but he could do with a few growth spurts....

[Sam King is thrown a mike and he passes it to Jay-Z.]

Jay-Z: Avail! What the hell do you think you are doing out here?

Avail: Oh, I'm sorry, did I interrupt something?

Jay-Z: Yeah, these people's viewing pleasure, your ugly face is enough to make them switch off the TV!

Avail: Let me think about that, you think I'm ugly....well that doesn't bother me one bit, I have a score to settle with you two.

[Sam King grabs the mike.]

King: Really? What's that?

Avail: Your savage attack for no reason!

King: There was a perfectly good reason for that....

Avail: What?

King: You're a jackass, and the King was sick and tired of your bitching!

[The crowd explode with this comment, and Jay-Z takes the mike.]

Jay-Z: You know what Avail, because we think you're quite a funny guy....though you don't half piss us off sometimes, I challenge you to a match next Monday!

JP: Is he crazy?

Sully: He already has a tag team match next week!

Avail: I don't even need to think, you've got your match Jay-Z and an ass-whooping as well. Goodnight you horrible people, I'll see you next week Jay-Z!

["Rape Me" plays again, and the crowd give serious heat to Avail as he walks off backstage, leaving Jay-Z and Sam King to leave the ring, Kid Insanity and Nate Wheeler are just coming around and rubbing their heads.]

JP: I bet Kid Insanity's got one hell of a headache!

Sully: Not suprised, after Nova managed to capitalise, he shouldn't even be out here....thank god he's disappeared, how are those two ever going to team, is Fozzy insane!?

JP: I think he might well be exactly that.

Sully: You know what, it's almost time.

JP: It's time almost for what should be the most stunning match seen for ages...

Sully: Stunning for Ross Allen, he's going to be stunned by Anarkist's performance. Everyone tends to ignore Anarkist but I bet you he can't wait to get out there into the ring.

JP: Of course he can't!

Sully: What do you mean?

JP: He wants to get in there, lay down and have Ross pin his ass for the three count...

Sully: Three count, you won't see Anarkist lay down for anyone!

JP: He's already gone down twice at the hands of Ross Allen...

Sully: Third time lucky then, but I feel it, the MWF will change tonight!

JP: Yeah yeah, you said that last time.

[The camera goes backstage and we see Anarkist standing with Ian Gonzales, the crowd can be heard chanting for Ross Allen, we are just behind the entrance curtain, Anarkist is sweating and looks agitated.]

Gonzales: Anarkist, pleasure to have the chance to meet you tonight....

Anarkist: Save the formalities.

Gonzales: Okay...well tonight you have Ross Allen and a chance at the MWF World Title...

Anarkist: You think I don't know that? I've waited since Comeback for my chance to take away what Ross holds so dear, he is fake Ian....completely fake!

[The crowd can be heard jeering as they watch Anarkist can hear Anarkist being interviewed.]

Gonzales: What's your plan of attack for tonight?

Anarkist: You think I'm going to tell you, get out of it!

[Anarkist shoves Ian Gonzales sending the MWF's interviewer flying into the wall, Anarkist smirks as the camera cuts back to the arena.]


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