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Kid Insanity and Nate Wheeler versus Sam King
and The Jeopardizer, Tag Team Match
[President Ed Walker has now left the ring, the crowd are sitting
down, awaiting the next match, JP and Sully are in position as Peter
Santos steps up.]
Peter Santos: This match is a standard tag team match and is
scheduled for one fall....and the first team out tonight, the weigh
in at a combined weight of 490 lbs., Kid Insanity and Nate
Wheeler!
[The crowd erupt in jeers as "Insane, Insane, Insane" hits the PA
system and Kid Insanity walks out from the entrance way, he raps to
the crowd and waves his hands around. The music switches to "Hammer
Smashed Face" by Cannibal Corpse and Nate Wheeler walks out to a
muted response.]
Sully: Nate Wheeler looks like an impressive
guy, good stats and what a way to start off, by tagging with a legend
like Kid Insanity.
JP: Legend? I wouldn't call Kid Insanity a
legend, he's far from it!
Sully: I wonder if we'll see the Insane
Brainbuster tonight?
JP: I doubt it, they're up against an
incredibly tough team, Sam King and Jay-Z have really got their act
together, and Sam's the Xtreme Champion.
Peter Santos: And their opponents, weighing in at a combined
weight of 455 lbs., the MWF Xtreme Champion, Sam King and The
Jeopardizer!
[The crowd erupt as "Enter The Jeopardy" hits the PA system and
Jay-Z runs out from the curtain, he runs down to the ring and slides
in, the crowd look to the entrance way and the place explodes as 'Not
Enough' by Our Lady Peace blasts from the PA system and the MWF
Xtreme Champion steps from the curtain bathed in yellow lights,
'King! King! King!' chants echo around the arena.]
JP: This man has it all, you are looking at
a future World Champion right there.
Sully: You think so?
JP: Yeah I really do!
Sully: I think Nate Wheeler's got more
talent than that ego maniac.
[Sam King walks down to the ring, he climbs in and high fives
Jay-Z before staring down Kid Insanity, the two's eyes meet and the
gaze is fixed until Sam King turns away and takes his Xtreme Title
and raises it to the crowd.]
JP: The Xtreme Title, it means a lot in this
business...
Sully: Pah! It's nothing but a piece of
metal with gold stickers!
[Referee Grant August calls for a fair fight, it's Sam King and
Nate Wheeler to start us off. The bell sounds and Nate Wheeler comes
running at Sam King, King gets in position and slams Wheeler down
with an arm-toss takedown, Wheeler bounces back up and comes running
back and goes down for a arm drag, King covers....1...! Wheeler rolls
the shoulder. The King grabs Wheeler by the hair and runs towards the
turnbuckle, he leaps up onto the turnbuckle and spins round and hits
a flying facebuster on Wheeler, Wheeler's face bounces off the canvas
and King gets to his feet and taunts to the crowd.]
JP: He's running riot here over Nate
Wheeler!
Sully: The poor kid! Tag Kid
Insanity!
[Kid Insanity is trying to pump up Nate Wheeler, but King backs
Wheeler into the corner and then tags in The Jeopardizer. The crowd
roar as Jay-Z takes Nate Wheeler up top....the crowd gasp as Jay-Z
positions himself and executes a huge tornado DDT off the top! Sam
King starts a huge 'Jay-Z Rules!' chant and Jay-Z rolls Nate Wheeler
up for the count....1....2! Nate Wheeler somehow breaks free, he gets
to his feet and Jay-Z leaps up and looks for a low blow, but Wheeler
steps back and grabs Jay-Z. He lifts The Jeopardizer up and the crowd
jeer as he hits a thunderous powerslam on Jay-Z, Nate Wheeler
immediately runs over and tags in Kid Insanity.]
Sully: Oh here we go, it's going to get
insane out here!
[The crowd jeer as Kid gets in the ring, Kid adjusts his hat,
Jay-Z ignores the shouts of Sam King to tag him in....the two men
lock up and battle near the ropes before Jay-Z forces Kid into the
corner, he executes a slap to the chest of Kid, before Kid spins him
round and slams Jay-Z's head into the turnbuckle. Kid ducks behind
Jay-Z and hits a german suplex, with a bridge for the pin....1....!
Jay-Z breaks free, he rolls over and tags in Sam King.]
JP: Now the action really starts, come on
King get into him, this is the man who beat you last week.
Sully: King doesn't have a chance in hell of
beating this guy!
[Kid Insanity readys himself, Sam King steps into the ring and
recieves huge applause from the crowd. The two men circle each other,
Nate Wheeler tries to lead a Kid Insanity chant, but the crowd
respond with jeers and boos.]
Sully: Poor kid...
[Finally, Kid comes forward and Sam King slaps him hard across the
face, King grabs Kid Insanity and whips him into the ropes.... Kid
Insanity comes running back, he goes for a flying clothesline on
King....but King ducks and Kid takes out referee, Grant August!]
JP: Oh no!
Sully: Grant August just got
flattened!
[The crowd roar as Nova comes charging down the entrance way, he
sprints to the ring and slides in, Sam King gets to his feet and he
backs away as Nova goes straight after Kid Insanity. Kid is just
getting to his feet when Nova lands a huge boot to the face knocking
the Kid backwards onto the ropes, Nova grabs Kid and whips him into
the ropes....as Kid comes back then Nova ducks and flips him up,
elevating him for a huge back body drop! Nova roars to the crowd who
respond with a huge cheer, Nova goes up top, Jay-Z and The King look
confused, Nate Wheeler steps into the ring, Nova leaps up top as Nate
Wheeler walks over and he doesn't see Nova coming with a huge missle
dropkick, Wheeler goes flying a few feet across the ring clutching
his face.]
JP: Nova just completely destroyed Nate
Wheeler!
[Nova gets to his feet....he taunts to the crowd before climbing
slowly up the turnbuckle again....he steadies himself as Kid is laid
out, and the crowd roar as he hits the Shooting Star onto Kid
Insanity! Kid's whole body shakes with pain as Nova lands it, Nova
rolls out of the ring as Sam King covers...Grant August comes around
and the crowd count with him....1....2....3!]
Peter Santos: And your winners, through pinfall, Sam King and
The Jeopardizer!
JP: They've done it!
Sully: Cheats! Dirty cheating bastards the
lot of them, I'm ashamed how can anything as bad as that happen, that
damn Nova, showing his face round here again...
JP: He is under contract so has every right
to come out here.
Sully: But not during a scheduled
match!
[The crowd erupt in jeers as "Rape Me" by Nirvana comes from the
PA system and Avail walks down towards the ring, he has a mike in his
hand, he swears at Sam King and The Jeopardizer who are standing in
the ring.]
JP: Now Avail is going to get it, this guy
is a real jerk.
Sully: No he's not, he's a funny little guy,
so damn short!
JP: Size isn't everything, but he could do
with a few growth spurts....
[Sam King is thrown a mike and he passes it to Jay-Z.]
Jay-Z: Avail! What the hell do you think you
are doing out here?
Avail: Oh, I'm sorry, did I interrupt
something?
Jay-Z: Yeah, these people's viewing
pleasure, your ugly face is enough to make them switch off the
TV!
Avail: Let me think about that, you think
I'm ugly....well that doesn't bother me one bit, I have a score to
settle with you two.
[Sam King grabs the mike.]
King: Really? What's that?
Avail: Your savage attack for no
reason!
King: There was a perfectly good reason for
that....
Avail: What?
King: You're a jackass, and the King was
sick and tired of your bitching!
[The crowd explode with this comment, and Jay-Z takes the mike.]
Jay-Z: You know what Avail, because we think
you're quite a funny guy....though you don't half piss us off
sometimes, I challenge you to a match next Monday!
JP: Is he crazy?
Sully: He already has a tag team match next
week!
Avail: I don't even need to think, you've
got your match Jay-Z and an ass-whooping as well. Goodnight you
horrible people, I'll see you next week Jay-Z!
["Rape Me" plays again, and the crowd give serious heat to Avail
as he walks off backstage, leaving Jay-Z and Sam King to leave the
ring, Kid Insanity and Nate Wheeler are just coming around and
rubbing their heads.]
JP: I bet Kid Insanity's got one hell of a
headache!
Sully: Not suprised, after Nova managed to
capitalise, he shouldn't even be out here....thank god he's
disappeared, how are those two ever going to team, is Fozzy
insane!?
JP: I think he might well be exactly
that.
Sully: You know what, it's almost
time.
JP: It's time almost for what should be the
most stunning match seen for ages...
Sully: Stunning for Ross Allen, he's going
to be stunned by Anarkist's performance. Everyone tends to ignore
Anarkist but I bet you he can't wait to get out there into the
ring.
JP: Of course he can't!
Sully: What do you mean?
JP: He wants to get in there, lay down and
have Ross pin his ass for the three count...
Sully: Three count, you won't see Anarkist
lay down for anyone!
JP: He's already gone down twice at the
hands of Ross Allen...
Sully: Third time lucky then, but I feel it,
the MWF will change tonight!
JP: Yeah yeah, you said that last
time.
[The camera goes backstage and we see Anarkist standing with Ian
Gonzales, the crowd can be heard chanting for Ross Allen, we are just
behind the entrance curtain, Anarkist is sweating and looks
agitated.]
Gonzales: Anarkist, pleasure to have the
chance to meet you tonight....
Anarkist: Save the formalities.
Gonzales: Okay...well tonight you have Ross
Allen and a chance at the MWF World Title...
Anarkist: You think I don't know that? I've
waited since Comeback for my chance to take away what Ross holds so
dear, he is fake Ian....completely fake!
[The crowd can be heard jeering as they watch Anarkist can hear
Anarkist being interviewed.]
Gonzales: What's your plan of attack for
tonight?
Anarkist: You think I'm going to tell you,
get out of it!
[Anarkist shoves Ian Gonzales sending the MWF's interviewer flying
into the wall, Anarkist smirks as the camera cuts back to the arena.]
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