versus

"Razor" Lee Watson

Unsanctioned Match

Referee: Chris Forrest

Writer: Adam Kelly

[The lights go out�The fans are silent�Suddenly, many different coloured lights start to flash all around the arena. 'Woke Up This Morning' by Nickelback booms out from the PA system. Steven Douglas immediately begins to walk out from the MaxiTron, carrying his GWA belt to many of the fans jeers.]

JP: Well, the crowd really doesn't like this ex-MWF star.

Sully: Yeah�

Peter Santos: The following contest, scheduled for one-fall, is an inter-promotional unsanctioned rules match! Introducing first: Representing the Global Wrestling Alliance, from Tampa, Florida, weighing in at a 235 pounds. He is one-half of the GWA Tag Team Champions: Steven�Douglas!

[The fans jeer even more and louder.]

Sully: They hate him!

JP: They sure do, but he is a great athlete nonetheless.

[Douglas is about to step into the ring when Lee 'Razor' Watson runs down the entrance ramp with a steel chair! The fans are wild! They start chanting: "M�WF!, M�WF!, M�WF!".]

Sully: Hey!

JP: It's Watson!

[Steven is oblivious to what's behind him. He's too late for any self-conscious warnings though, because the sound of steel hitting skull has just ricocheted through the arena! Steven gets clocked right in the head with the chair!]

JP: My goodness! What a chair shot!

Sully: He's bleeding!

JP: Yeah, the match hasn't even started and Steven has been busted wide open.

['Razor' picks up the bloody Douglas from the matted area just outside the ring. He grabs him by the hair and walks him over to the entrance ramp. Watson hooks Douglas in a precarious position, he lifts him up high and brings him back down right on to the steel ramp with a vicious Suplex. He then drops a couple of Elbows to the sternum of Steven, a straight up Leg Drop connects with the face of the GWA roster member next up.]

Sully: Well, he can't pin him, the bell can't ring until they are both in the ring!

JP: Indeed, but that was a horrific Suplex. That could have been it, if it was falls-count-anywhere style.

[Lee Watson laughs and taunts, the fans love it. He once again picks up Douglas, who is now clutching his lower back area. Watson turns over and twists Steven's arm, he screams in agony as Lee moves and leads Douglas to the black curtain in which the superstars come out from.]

JP: Well where are those two going now?

Sully: I don't know, but I do know that 'Razor' has the match in his hands!

[A camera moves quickly to the curtain, it seeps through it quickly, this now reveals Steven Douglas giving the beating! Douglas is striking 'Razor' into a dizzy flaw by some powerful shots.]

JP: Wow! The tables have turned now! Douglas is fighting back!

Sully: How can he make a comeback like that!?

[Douglas is still pounding away at Lee Watson. He then delivers a thumb to the eyes, this knocks Lee off guard and allows Douglas to get a trash can!]

Sully: He's got a weapon now.

JP: �A trash can!

[Steven smashes the can over the head of Watson. He delivers another three shots! Watson falls to the ground, draped in his own menacing blood.]

JP: Watson is now supporting a crimson mask!

Sully: Great trash can action! Haha!

[Douglas looks around for more possible weapons. He looks behind him and notices two tables with food and drinks on them.]

Sully: I wonder what he's thinking�

JP: He can't touch those tables! They are for the staff backstage!

[Douglas swipes all the contents of the tables clean off! Coffee, cakes, chicken�you name it! It all comes flying off the table! The whole area is covered in remnants of food and drink! Douglas doesn't seem to care though, he folds up the tables and carries them both together under his arms.]

JP: Well, Douglas has two tables and Lee Watson is still out. He could be unconscious.

Sully: Come on you tables!

[Steven Douglas limps out from the black curtain and back into the main arena. He immediately takes his route to the left-hand side of the entrance stage. He looks at the balcony above, then sets up both tables below it, stacked on top of each other.]

JP: I don't like what he's thinking�

Sully: Well, I love what he's thinking!

[Douglas continues to limp and drags himself back to the backstage area, as the camera runs in, it picks up a long box that's on the floor next to 'Razor' Lee Watson, who is now standing up and wielding something in his hands! Douglas is unaware! SMASH! A glass light tube to the head! Glass smashes everywhere as the crowd scream.]

Crowd: Oooooooh!

JP: Oh good God almighty! &endash; Glass!

Sully: Whoa!

[Blood spurts out from Douglas' head as he drops down, face first on to the unforgiving concrete floor. 'Razor' falls back too, but rests against a crate. He uses the crate to help himself up, glass has splintered into his skin and blood is pouring from wounds in his arms. He tries to avoid the pain as he picks up the long box and walks it over to a balcony! &endash; The same balcony where below it are two tables stack on top of one another!]

JP: Oh God, what's in that box and what's on his mind?

Sully: Well, I guess we're all about to find out!

[Lee Watson reveals to all that the long box is full of 6 glass light tubes! The crowd gasp as he unloads them and drops them on to the table below! They are all intact and resting on the wood.]

JP: Oh my God! 6 more light tubes! �Dear God, one was enough, this is disgusting!

Sully: Disgusting? �Disgusting!? You need a mental check JP! This is a dream come true!

JP: I think you're the one that needs a check-up in the mentality department Sully.

Sully: Hey!

[As Lee stops, waits and rests Steven Douglas appears out of nowhere! He's limping towards 'Razor'!]

Sully: Here comes Steven!

JP: He's back, after that shot by a light tube! Dear God�

[Both men start to exchange clubbing blows. Right and left-hand shots that rock both men almost to falling over in a world of unconsciousness. Barely able to stand, both men grapple to get the final upper hand. They begin to push and tug each other, they then use they're last ounce of strength at the same time on one big push and pull! Both men get pulled together and fall!]

JP: Nooooo!

Sully: Aaaahhhh!

[Douglas and Watson both fall 10 feet down through the two tables and smashing through 6 light tubes! A whole box-load of glass shatters everywhere, cutting in to the already broken bodies of these two competitors!]

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

JP: No! No! No! No!

Sully: Yeeeeeeeeeees!

JP: These men are dead!

[Four MWF officials run out to check on the two superstars. They are alive, but battered and bruised.]

JP: I just by God can't believe what I just saw.

Sully: Yeah I know, it was cool!

JP: Sully! You can just shut up now. &endash; You've got too far.

Sully: Whatever.

[After a few minutes of stunned silence the officials leave and both wrestlers are back up to they're feet. They begin to limp down the entrance ramp very slowly, it looks like they are both about to fall over and once again become unconscious.]

JP: Well, at least they are not seriously hurt.

Sully: I was hoping for the other condi�

JP: Don't you dare Sully.

['Razor' seems to be the most damaged, he slides himself into the ring and lays still. Douglas however looks under the ring and pulls out a wooden board. There is some strange packaging on the front of it and wires.]

JP: What the hell is on that board?

Sully: I�I don't know�

[Douglas climbs into the ring with the board. The bell rings and the match has officially started.]

JP: Look at all the punishment these guys took backstage and out of the ring, this is the first time they've been in the ring this whole match and now it's only officially just started.

Sully: Yeah.

[Douglas drops the board and picks up 'Razor' he puts his head between his legs and raises him�]

JP: What? �

[Douglas drops down Watson with a Sitout Piledriver on to the board! As he hits it the board let's off a bang and smoke! The board explodes!]

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

JP: Nooo! Nooo! Noooooooo!

Sully: It was an exploding wooden board! Yeeees!

[Watson and Douglas are down, the referee gets back into the ring after the explosion as Steven drapes his arm over Lee's chest: 1�2�3. It's over &endash; the bell rings and Nickelback plays.]

JP: I�I�I'm speechless, I can't believe what I just saw�

Peter Santos: Here is your winner by pinfall, Steven Douglas!

[The crowd are stunned into silence and the screen cuts to an MWF commercial break.]

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