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"Paddy Punch" The Hobo and Enigma w/MWF General Manager Dom Stoate

MWF Tag Team Championship Match

Referee: Charles Galliant

Writer: Jake Rhodes

JP: This is going to be a real battle of power Sully, we have Edward Walker in Twisted Vizion's corner and the twisted Dom Stoate in The Hobo and Enigma's corner.

Sully: Whoa, wait just a minute. Dom Stoate is a fine authority figure here in MWF. He only wants what's best for the company.

JP: Dom Stoate is a self-serving, arrogant pile o' puke. He only wants what's best for himself.

Sully: Tone down those words, Dom won't be holding you in very high regard if he ever takes over the company.

JP: Mr. Walker would never let that happen.

[Peter Santos enters the ring through the top and middle rope. He's dressed, as ever, in a well fitting tuxedo. He places the microphone to his lips and proceeds to boom out the announcements.]

Peter Santos: Welcome to the main-event of the evening! This match is for the MWF Tag Team Championship and will be contested over one fall. Introducing the challengers who are being led by General Manager Dom Stoate. They weigh in at a combined weight of 443 lbs, "Paddy Punch" The Hobo and Enigma!

[To the sound of "Youth of the Nation" by POD both The Hobo and Enigma walk down the ramp, with Dom Stoate a few steps ahead of them, lapping up the heel heat. The Hobo looks like a tramp while Enigma looks a lot more striking, decked out in thunder-effect clothing. Dom Stoate reaches the ring first and holds the ropes open for his charges before dropping back down to ringside.]

Peter Santos: And now introducing the MWF Tag Team Champions! They are both members of the group which calls itself "Twisted Vizion" and are being led to the ring by MWF Owner Edward Walker. Weighing in at a combined weight of 695 lbs, here are Iniquity and Insane Wayne!

[The crowd rise to their feet and cheer as "Twisted Vision" make their way to the ring with a focused look in their eyes. Edward Walker is behind them, with both title belts over his shoulder. Both men step over the top rope while Ed stays at ringside. Wayne and Iniquity go right up to Hobo and Enigma, intimidating them with their size.]

JP: Look at the size difference between Twisted Vizion and The Hobo and Enigma. Iniquity alone nearly weighs as much as The Hobo and Enigma. They're really going to be facing an uphill battle tonight.

Sully: Size isn't everything JP! I'd have thought you've heard that phrase a lot over the course of your life. I'm sure that Dom Stoate will have a few tricks up his sleeve tonight.

JP: I don't doubt that for a minute.

[The Hobo ushers Enigma out of the ring while Wayne and Iniquity whisper in each others ears. They decide that Iniquity will start first as Wayne leaves the ring. Referee Charles Galliant calls for the bell and the match gets underway. Straight away Iniquity charges at The Hobo and nearly decapitates him with a deadly looking clothesline, The Hobo does a 360 spin before crashing to the mat. Iniquity stomps an mud hole into "Paddy Punch" before picking him up and whipping him into the ropes. The Hobo runs right into a hotshot across the top rope which has him holding his throat and writhing on the floor.]

JP: Iniquity is on fire! He's destroying The Hobo!

Sully: The Hobo is just waiting for his second wind.

[The Hobo struggles to his feet only to be met with a quick left jab and a huge haymaker which sends him right back down. Iniquity grabs him by the neck and executes a superb hanging suplex, holding in the air for several seconds before smashing down to the mat. Iniquity picks The Hobo up against and whips him into the corner, again he charges at him and avalanches him in the corner before tagging out to "The Hardcore Legend" Insane Wayne. Wayne tucks The Hobo underneath his legs and delivers a devastating "Circular Hell" power bomb and drops down for the cover. 1.�.2...KICK OUT! Enigma runs in the break up the pin with a kick to Wayne's ribs. Insane Wayne gets to his feet, grabs Enigma and throws him right out of the ring.]

JP: This match is all Twisted Vizion in the early going, I can't see Enigma and The Hobo getting back into this one. Insane Wayne and Iniquity are just too dominating.

[While Insane Wayne hurls abuse at Enigma outside the ring The Hobo slowly makes it to his feet. He sneaks up behind Insane Wayne and hit's a forearm across Wayne's neck, it doesn't see to affect Wayne though. Insane Wayne turns and grabs The Hobo by the throat and delivers a huge "Hells Bells" choke slam. He hooks the leg for the cover. 1.�.2.� Dom Stoate grabs the referee's leg and pulls him out of the ring. Galliant and Stoate argue on the outside while Enigma rolls in the ring and drops and elbow on the back of Wayne's head. Enigma picks Wayne up and faces "The Hardcore Legend" away from and hits "The Lightning Strike" before rushing back out of the ring.]

Sully: That's what tag team action is all about JP! It's just like that song, "you get by with a little help from your friends".

JP: It's cheating Sully, that's what it is. I knew Stoate wouldn't play by the rules and he sure as hell isn't doing.

[Galliant climbs back into the ring to see both Insane Wayne and The Hobo out for the count. 1.�.2.�3, The Hobo begins to get to his knees, 4.�.5, The Hobo is up to stop the count. The Hobo staggers to his corner and makes the tag to Enigma. Enigma immediately ascends to the top rope hit's a 360 leg drop, right across Wayne's windpipe. Enigma scrambles to make the cover. 1�..2.�KICK OUT!]

JP: That was as close as close can be there, Enigma nearly stole the win for his team.

Sully: Stole? That was a great move JP!

[Enigma pops up and runs the ropes before delivering a quebrada, landing chest to chest with Insane Wayne. It drives the air out of both men, Enigma gasps for breath as he gets to his feet clearly winded. Wayne begins to stir and gets to his knees but Enigma knocks him down again with a shining wizard. Enigma goes to the corner and climbs to the second rope, hitting Wayne with a rolling elbow drop. He drags Insane Wayne to his feet and executes a snap back breaker. With "The Hardcore Legend" in the middle of the ring Enigma moves over to his feet and lifts his legs up. He looks around the crowd with contempt and then slaps on a sharpshooter.]

Sully: Enigma has Insane Wayne locked in the sharpshooter, ring the bell�it's all over!

JP: This manoeuvre can cause a variety of damage. It targets the quadriceps and the lower back, the sharpshooter is all about pain.

[Insane Wayne yells out in pain as Enigma sits down into the hold. Charles Galliant ducks down to Wayne and ask him if he wants to quit but he vehemently shakes his head. Using his upper body strength Insane Wayne begins a slow crawl to the ropes. Enigma attempts to drag him back to the centre of the ring but is caught off balance and trips back, turning the move into some sort of modified STF. Insane Wayne flails his hand out and manages to grasp the bottom rope forcing Enigma to break the hold. Enigma keeps the STF locked on for a few extra seconds until Galliant begins the five count. Enigma gets to his feet and surveys the damage done to Insane Wayne before tagging his partner, The Hobo, back into the ring. The Hobo shuffles into the ring and begins to choke Wayne on the bottom rope with his boot, only breaking the choke at the count of four. He gives time for Insane Wayne to get to his knees before scooping him off the floor. Wayne staggers and throws a few blind punches while The Hobo dances around him, finally "The Hardcore Legend" walks straight into a falling ace crusher. Dom Stoate screams at his charge to go for the cover, which he does. 1.�.2..KICK OUT!]

JP: Wayne got his shoulder up again, what a gutsy display by this young man. He's giving it all he's got to retain those MWF Tag Team belts. It's like he's holding his life force in those pieces of gold. He won't let anyone take them way from him and Iniquity.

Sully: It's all part of the plan JP, they're letting Insane Wayne kick out so they can injure him some more!

[The Hobo looks down in despair at Insane Wayne. Seeing he needs to take drastic action The Hobo goes to the corner and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He steadies his balance and levels his aim at Wayne. The Hobo flies off with a beautiful elbow drop but Wayne is able to get his foot up and "Paddy Punch" lands face first into the big boot.]

JP: The Hobo took too long to hit the elbow drop, can Wayne get the tag?

[Both men begin a slow struggle to their partners. Inch by inch they crawl closer until The Hobo tags out to Enigma who rushed to cut Wayne off, but it's too late! Iniquity reaches for the tag and jumps in. He begins levelling Enigma with right hand after right hand until he hit's a huge back body drop. The Hobo rushes back in only to be sent flying with a running shoulder block. Both The Hobo and Enigma roll to the outside and discuss tactics with Dom Stoate. Dom whispers something to both men and The Hobo runs back into the ring, Iniquity is quickly onto him with a Northern Lights suplex for the cover. Galliant doesn't count as The Hobo isn't the legal man and Enigma jumps up to the top turnbuckle and flies off with a diving head butt right to Iniquity's outstretched gut. Iniquity lets out a huge moan as all the air is driven from his body. The Hobo and Enigma lay the boots to Iniquity until Galliant is able to rid the ring of The Hobo. While Galliant is pushing The Hobo back to his corner Dom Stoate throws a metallic object into the ring which Enigma quickly scoops up and attaches to his hand. Iniquity gets to his feet and is knocked down with a knuckleduster assisted punch. Enigma slides the weapon out of the ring and makes the cover.]

JP: Not like this! [1.�.]

Sully: [2.�] YES!�NO!

[Edward Walker grabs the referee's leg to break the count, much to the delight of the MWF faithful. Dom Stoate is irate as he goes over to confront Ed. The men begin a pushing contest until Dom Stoate slaps Ed right in the face. Ed's face boils red, his body begins to shake and finally he unleashes a mammoth punch which knocks Stoate down. The fans are at an absolute fever pitch, all four men in the ring have stopped fighting and are instead watching their bosses go at it. They brawl up the aisle, exchanging punches until they reach the top of the ramp and fight to the back. Twisted Vizion and The Hobo and Enigma look at each other, all looking clueless. Then The Hobo and Enigma attempt a double clothesline on Twisted Vizion but it affects neither man. Insane Wayne grabs The Hobo by his throat and picks him up before dropping him with a short power bomb.]

JP: Charles Galliant has lost all control!

[Iniquity charges at Enigma and knocks him down with a thunderous spear. The fans are going crazy as Twisted Vizion put their opponents into opposite corners. They go for an irish whip into each other but The Hobo and Enigma reverse it and send Iniquity and Insane Wayne crashing into each other. Enigma and The Hobo roll up a partner each and Galliant makes the count. 1.�.2.�KICK OUT! Wayne and Iniquity kick out so hard it sends The Hobo and Enigma out of the ring. On the outside Enigma spots something shining on the floor, it's a pair of knuckledusters. Charles Galliant is finally able to make Insane Wayne leave the ring only for him to tag straight back in. Enigma slides in with his fist plated with metal. Enigma runs at Wayne with his fist held high but Insane Wayne manages to cut him off with a boot to the gut which sends the knuckledusters flying into the air. Iniquity distracts the referee as Wayne catches the brassknux and wallops them over Enigma's skull, busting him wide open in the process. Enigma slumps to the ground and Insane Wayne makes the cover. 1...(Iniquity rushes over to cut The Hobo off from interfering)..2...3!]

JP: They did it! Insane Wayne and Iniquity retained the titles!

Peter Santos: Your winners of the match by way of pinfall and still the MWF Tag Team Champions, Insane Wayne and Iniquity�Twisted Vizion!

[As the members of Twisted Vizion clear the ring of The Hobo and Enigma, Edward Walker makes his way out from the back. He looks worse for wear but he is wearing a huge smile. As Insane Wayne and Iniquity are presented their title belts Edward Walker rolls into the ring and raises both men's hands as they receive adulation from the crowd.

Sully: This is making me sick. First Insane Wayne cheated to retain the titles with those knuckledusters and then Edward Walker congratulates them.

JP: What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Is was Dom Stoate who introduced that foreign object into the match, he can't complain one bit.

Sully: I demand a rematch JP, this match wasn't fair and you know it. All the way through there was always someone cheating�

JP: Yes, Dom Stoate and his crew of wrestlers. This was a hard fought victory for the members of Twisted Vizion, they clung on to their tag titles with tenacity. They just won't let go of the gold!

[The MWF President calls for Iniquity and Insane Wayne to do something, they smile wickedly as they climb from the ring. The MWF's General Manager Dom Stoate is on the outside, propped against the ringsteps, beaten almost to a pulp. Iniquity grabs Stoate while Insane Wayne pulls a table out from underneath the ring, the crowd roar as they see the flash of wood as Wayne slides it into the ring and Walker grabs it.]

Sully: They can't do this! They can't do this!

JP: Oh they will and they are.

Sully: "Twisted Vizion" cannot put the MWF's General Manager through a damn table!

[Iniquity has Stoate over his shoulder and he rolls the MWF General Manager under the ropes and climbs in after him. Insane Wayne and Walker set the table up and Walker signals for Iniquity hoist Stoate up, Dom Stoate is out cold and unaware of what is happening. The crowd are flashing cameras as Iniquity lifts up Dom Stoate, places him in a powerbomb position and the crowd explode with joy as the wood splinters and the MWF's General Manager is sent crashing through the table. Walker laughs and roars with delight as Stoate is left a crumpled heep in shards of wood.]

JP: What a night it's been here in Indiana, the MWF has seen not only great wrestling but the MWF's General Manager has been put through a table.

Sully: A table! Damnit! Dom Stoate is the second most powerful man in the MWF but he seems powerless to stop "Twisted Vizion", they seem to think they can just run riot through the MWF.

JP: They are the best the MWF has ever had and ever will have and they know that can be used to their advantage.

Sully: I hope that's all for tonight, I can't take much more of Walker's games.

JP: Yes it's all we've got time for tonight, next week we'll see yet more "Twisted Vizion" of some sort...we'll see if Sean Harley can react to Scotty Heart's harsh words....

Sully: ....Will Stoate get his revenge on Walker? Will Ace Spade get his revenge on Walker?

JP: Hell! It'll be a chase Walker night!