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[The crowd are mostly sitting, eyes wandering across the arena, to
the ring, to the entrance, when suddenly, Ace Spade appears with
title slung over shoulder. Jeers escalate as the crowd rise to their
feet.]
JP: Here comes the World Champion, looking
not too happy at all.
Sully: Quite rightly so. He lost to Troy
Knight last night due to a mishap with the referee.
JP: Ace decided it was best to K.O. the
referee. Didnít turn out so good for the Champ though.
Sully: Easy mistake. Referees can be so
frustrating.
[Ace walks to the ring, a grimace on his face as if heíd
just sucked a pig of its own shit.]
Sully: Whatís that look on his face
for?
JP: We are bound to find out.
[Ace comes round to the announcers table, pulling a microphone
from the grasp of Peter Santos. And into the microphone]
Ace Spade: Thanks, Pete.
[Ace smirks and enters the ring. He steps through the ropes and
his grimace is back in full form. The boos and cries from the crowd
slowly die down. The sooner Spade says what he has to say, the sooner
he will go.]
Ace Spade: Okay, you can shut your filthy
mouths now. "The Player" has landed and I might as well say my piece
so I can go back to a hotel and order some expensive women. Anyways,
my priority tonight is to come out here and send a word to our
President, Edward Walker.
[The crowd murmur, but no cheers, worried that The Champion will
assume they are directed at himself.]
Ace Spade: Tonight, I look down the list of
matches. I see SEVEN wrestlers, but I only see TWO matches. What the
hell is up with that? Can't you share our the competition a bit,
Walker? As World Champion I have an obligation to wrestle every now
and then, and I would have liked to have wrestled tonight to
apologise to myself for what happened to my last week. Understand my
way or reasoning, yes?
JP: I sure don't.
Sully: I doubt he's talking to you,
John.
Ace Spade: So, Walker, if youíd like
to give me some sort of explanation, I'm more than willing to hear
it. Just make sure itís decent enough. Make sure I'll be
satisfied-
[President Ed Walker is here already, slowly surfacing from the
entrance curtain. Cheers are now full-on, and aimed at EdWalker, who
does not smile, but comes halfway down the ramp with a microphone
raised to his chest.]
Ed Walker: Moaning - something I'm sure you
majored in at college, Spade. Something that you most certainly excel
at. But another thing you do really well is giving me a pain in the
ass!
[Huge cheers circulate the arena. Ace holds his temper.]
Ed Walker: You want a match? You had a match
last week. You had a match at the Pay Per View a week before that,
and you fought with Twisted Vizion a week before that, and Insane
Wayne before that! You're still wanting a match?
Ace Spade: That's why I'm here, Walker. As
the top member of the-
Ed Walker: Well maybe you shouldn't ask
quite so much, ACE!!!
[Ed is built up, he points a finger.]
Ed Walker: All I can here is your damn
wanting and complaining. You've asked for a match, what, two times?
Well maybe that's one time too many.
[Ace is confused. He paces around the ring.]
Ace Spade: What the hell, what the hell are
you babbling about? Do I have my match or not?
Ed Walker: That's a third time! Maybe you've
asked for too much Ace. Maybe, if you ask three times, you get an
answer three times, you get three different answers.
Ace Spade: God damnit what the hell are you
talking about!?
Ed Walker: I'm about to use three men I
really don't care for, but when it comes to business I'll use them
liked I'd use any other. These three men wouldn't work for me in any
usual circumstance, but when the money is right, they're willing to
do anything!!!!
JP: Who is the President talking
about?
Sully: I got an idea who and I don't like it
from Ace's point of view!
Ed Walker: Bulldozer!
[The seven-foot Bulldozer appears from the curtain.]
Ed Walker: Hobo!
[The Hobo hobbles out.]
Ed Walker: Enigma
[Enigma speeds onto the ramp.]
Ed Walker: You three you're being paid well
get in that ring, and give that man what he wants a three-on-one
match!
[The three wrestlers belonging to Dom Stoate plough towards the
ring. To cheers, Walker raises his arm and disappears down the side
of the entrance ramp.]
Peter Santos: The following contest is scheduled for one fall,
and it is a non-title handicap three on one match. Currently in the
ring, weighing in at 230 lbs, 6'2". He is the Maximum Wrestling
Federation World Heavyweight Champion, Ace Spade. And currently
making their way to the ring at a combined weight of 943 lbs, they
are Bulldozer, The Hobo, and Enigma!
JP: Good god Sully, that's almost a ton!
This doesn't look very good for Ace!
Sully: This isn't fair! Three on one, what
kind of treatment is that for our World Champion?
JP: It's his own fault, he's been pushing
Walker's buttons for weeks now. Walker never has and never will be
the kind of man to let people push him around. Ace asked three times
and was rewarded three times, easy as that!
Sully: Ha, rewarded!
[The trio makes their way slowly down the ramp discussing what one
would assume is strategy. As they reach the ring each Enigma goes to
the right, Hobo takes the left and Bulldozer stays in the middle. Ace
cautiously swings his head from hired goon to hired goon, thinking of
something to do, as Enigma slowly tried to creep in, Ace charges the
ropes and kicks the bottom rope causing Enigma to drop back down to
the outside as he dodge the strike. As Ace is focused on Enigma, both
Dozer and The Hobo slide into the ring and hit Ace from behind, only
to proceed to beat him down with their respective feet. Causing the
ref to signal for the bell and the start of the match.]
JP: The bell has just sounded and already
things don't look very promising for our Champion.
Sully: What the hell did you expect? The
numbers game always wins!
[As Bulldozer and Hobo continue to beat down Ace, who is
struggling to keep his hands over his head, the referee frantically
tried to pull both men off of him. As this is going on Enigma takes
it upon himself to throw Santos to the ground and take the chair out
from under him. Enigma folds the chair up and turns his attention to
the ring. Bulldozer has now brought Ace to his feet and proceeds to
irshwhip him into the ropes. As Ace runs back at the large frame of
Bulldozer, Bulldozer extends his arm and damn near beheads Ace who is
sent spiraling into the air and crashing back down to the mat. As Ace
grimaces in pain Hobo props himself up onto the top rope and quickly
launches himself into the air and connects with an elbow drop.]
Sully: Hey ref look! You can't let them do
that!
[Ace is gasping for air as Enigma slides the chair into the ring
and it is picked up by Bulldozer. Enigma follows the chair into the
ring and then assissts The Hobo in proping the weazing Ace Spade to
his feet. The ref quickly moves over to Bulldozer who swats the ref
into the corner with the greatest of ease. Bulldozer then smirks vily
and lunges forward only to swing down the chair onto the head of the
MWF World Champion. The connection of bone and steel echos throughout
the entire arena as nearly everyone in the place exerts a painful
yelp at the sight of the viscious chair shot. Seeing this blatent
disregard for the rules the referee quickly sounds for the bell and
Peter Santos calls the match.]
JP: Did you hear that?!?!
Sully: What kind of question is that, of
course I did, hell I felt it!
JP: I've never been a very big fan of Ace's
but even this may be a bit much.
Sully: We need some medial attention out
here, there's no way Ace is still conscious.
Peter Santos: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner via
disqualificatio- ....
Ed Walker: Hold your tongue Mr.
Santos!
[Peter quickly quiets as he recognises the sound of Prez Ed's
voice. The attention of everyone quickly shifts to the entrance way
where Ed Walker is once again seen, mic in hand. ]
Ed Walker: I refuse to let this match end
this way! After all, who would a proud man like our World Champion be
able to face his own ego if he knew he won his match this way? Oh no,
a disqualification simply won't do. Chad, I order you to continue
this match under no disqualification rules! I'll leave you to your
work now.
[Ed turns and disappears backstage once again. We now see Stoate's
three minions turn back down to the fallen Ace with disgust and back
to the entrance way. The three men, then begin to yell profanities to
Ed, who is no longer present. Showing an obvious annoyance with Ed
due to his abuse of power and their time.]
JP: Those three men don't look too pleased
Sully.
Sully: They sure don't. The way they see it,
they've already done their job, they took out Ace, and now Ed is
pushing his weight around by ordering this match to continue.
JP: So the man knows how to get the biggest
bang for his buck.
Sully: Look out!
[As the three men argue with an abscent Ed Walker we see Ace Spade
slowly starting to stir. Far too proccupied with themselfs, none of
the men notice as Ace regains his coherency and gets to his feet,
stalking them. Ace then stomps the mat and causes the large Bulldozer
to turn around. Once Bulldozer realises Ace is on his feet he charges
once again towards Ace, chair cocked. Just as Bulldozer swings the
chair at Ace, Ace side-steps and is missed. Ace drops down and locks
in a drop toe hold onto the big man. This sends Bulldozer to the
ground and coincidentally face first into the chair. Bulldozer's
weight comes crashing down onto the chair face first and as a result
Bulldozer busts his nose wide open! Ace quickly springs to his feet.
The earthquake caused by Dozer's fall makes both Enigma and The Hobo
to turn around and find a standing Ace Spade. Before either man has a
change to do anything. Ace charges full speed and clotheslines The
Hobo with authority, right over the top rope!]
Sully: As quickly as things slipped out of
his favor, they have slipped back!
JP: Ace Spade is taking it to Stoate's
minion's!
[As the Hobo awekwardly falls to the floor Enigma stands in front
of Ace with a confused expression on his face. Ace stares back
smiling confidently. Enigma shakes off his confusion and leaps
forward in an attempt to connect with a big right hand, only for Ace
Spade to duck the punch and end up behind Enigma. At this time both
The Hobo and Bulldozer have begun to stir. But Ace quickly grabs the
back of Enigma's head and connects with a big revease ddt! Waisting
no time, Ace rushes ot grab the chair from under the still dazed, but
slowly rising, Bulldozer. Ace moves back over to The Hobo who has
pulled himself onto the ring apron and rested on the top rope. With
one hand, Ace guilltine's The Hobo, forcing him over the top rope and
back into the ring. The Hobo lands on his but and shakes his head
before look up. As he does he momentarily sees Ace standing in front
of him smirking. Ace then lowers the chair down onto The Hobo's head
with no remorse.]
JP: That's got to hurt!
Sully: You know what they say JP, pay back
is a bitch!
[As Ace stares down the motionless Hobo he is suddenly struck down
by a clubbing blow to the back. We then see the gigantic Bulldozer
standing tall, and angered over Ace Spade. Bulldozer quickly pulls
Ace Spade to his feet and just as quickly launches him towards the
corner. Ace runs chest first into the turnbuckles and rebounds
backwards down to the mat. Bulldozer is rapidly back on his target as
grabs a hand full of hair along side a handfull of shorts belonging
to Ace. Bulldozer then lifts Ace right off the mat and with an
amazing display of strength carries Ace Spade towards the opposing
corner, and begins to sway Ace back and forth. After gaining some
momentum Ace is authoritatively thrown shoulder first into the ring
post where he stays proped in the corner.]
Sully: Good lord! That man is a tank!
JP: What a disgusting display of strength!
Bulldozer is one hell of a ... I don't even know what to call
it!
Sully: He's a freak! It's not normal to be
that big! Can you imagine his poor mother? She had to endure labour
of that thing!
[With blood running down the bridge of his nose and down the rest
of his face, Bulldozer angrily walks towards the stuck Ace Spade, and
with ease pulls him from his confines. Ace drops down to the mat and
is pulled back up by Bulldozer who then thrusts Ace between his legs
with annoyance and frustration in his eyes. BUlldozer then
effortlessly pulls Ace off of the mat and then throws back down to
the mat with an earthshattering powerbomb. As Ace connects with the
mat below he folds up like an accordian. Bulldozer then drops all of
his weight onto Ace and covers the lifeless corpse of the Champion.]
Sully: Where did Ace go?
JP: He's under that monster! Bulldozer just
effortlessly tore apart our World Champion!
Sully: That's a seven foot drop! He must
have internal bleeding!
JP: With one foul move BUlldozer has beaten
our World Champion! Could you imagine the carnage this man could
cause if he decided to set his aim on Ace's title? I don't think
anyone can stop this behemoth!
[ The referee drops along Bulldozer and starts the count ... 1 ...
2 ...! No! Just before the ref slaps the third count he notices Ace
Spade's foot on the bottom rope. Seeing this he order Bulldozer off
of Ace.]
Sully: You spoke too soon JP, look, Ace
kicked out!
JP: I wouldn't say he kicked out, I think
his foot just bounced onto the bottom rope. Ace Spade got lucky there
if you ask me, but it may have been better for him to just stay down.
Now he's in for more from the likes of Bulldozer!
[With three quarters of his face covered in blood Dozer is like a
bull seeing red. He becomes enraged at not getting the three count.
As he gets to his feet he notices that Enigma has also gotten to his
feet. Bulldzoer yells something to him, and then turns to Ace and
pulls him to his feet. Enigma grabs the chair from the mat and waits
for Bulldozer to position Ace. The lifeless body of Ace Spade is
proped up by Bulldozer, who then signals Enigma to attack. Enigma
takes a small run and rises the chair over his head. He sends it
crashing down towards Ace, who at the very last second drops to his
knees pulling down Bulldozer's arms on the way down. Doing so causes
Bulldozer to be the recipiant of the chair shot instead of Ace.
Bulldozer flies backwards and tumbles over the top rope and to the
outside.]
Sully: What resourcefullness from our
champion!
JP: Don't be too hasty, we've still got some
action going on inside the ring!
[Enigma's eye widen at his actions, as he watches Bulldozer flip
over the top rope to the outside. He turns his head back to Ace and
finds him swing back and forth on his knees, while in a dzae.
Enigma's expression focus' and he once again rises the chair above
his head. Once the chair is at it's peak, Ace open's one eye and
smiles before he leans forward and swings his arm upwards in the
direction of Enigma's groin. As he connects with the blow, Enigma
drops to the mat holding his neather-regions.]
Sully: The Very Low Low Blow! He got
it!
JP: Again you're getting ahead of yourself
here Sully, look!
[As Ace struggles to his feet he is quickly spun around and is
face to face with the Hobo! The Hobo doesn't waist any time and he
grabs hold of Ace, who quickly breaks the hold of his opponent and
leaps into the air. Ace spins around in the air while holding onto
The Hobo's head. Ace then brings down The Hobo's head powerfully,
sending it crashing to the mat, connecting with the Royal Flush!]
Sully: ROYAL FLUSH! ROYAL FLUSH! PIN HIM
ACE!
[As The Hobo bounces off the mat as does Ace who bounces right on
top of The Hobo. Seeing the Hobo is covered the ref quickly drops to
the mat and starts the count ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! The bell sounds and
Peter Santos is heard.]
Peter Santos: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match
vie pin fall, the MWF World Heavyweight Champion, Ace Spade!
JP: How in the hell did he do that?
Sully: He's the best in the business he's
not the World Champion for nothing you know.
[Ace opens his eyes at the sound of the bell and as his arm is
raised and he is handed his World Championship, he reaslises what
he's done. Ace then realises the situation he's in and quickly rolls
out of the ring. As he falls down to the ground outside and struggles
to his feet he sees Bulldozer getting into the ring and staring him
down. Ace makes his way up the ramp, struggling for breath. We cut to
a commercial with Sully still boasting.]
Sully: This man is a true example of
persaverence! He overcame three men and prooved just how good he
is.
JP: Ed must be fuming mad, nothing he seems
to do works with Ace, he just always manages to come out on
top!
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