JP: Well there you see
it, the ultimate sign that Hell does exist � a four-sided wrestling ring
laced with C4 and with it�s ropes�electrified.
Sully: Can you believe this JP!? � It�s not
even a Pay-Per-View event and we�re getting a match of this calibre! This is
great! Florida is in for a real treat tonight!
JP: Indeed it is, but let�s just think-over
the match that we are about to witness here, Thunder Bull versus Enigma�Bull
has a shoulder injury and Enigma has the whole of �The Master Plan� behind
him. Without a doubt Enigma has the advantage tonight.
Sully: He sure does � but this is almost
Thunder Bull�s style of match, remember he fought against Troy Knight in
that brutal Hell On Earth match�
JP: Yeah, I almost forgot � but really, how
could I forget!? That was one sick match�and speaking of sick matches � this
one looks to be even worse!
[�Youth Of The Nation� by POD blasts through
the Floridian arena�s PA System � the fans stand to they�re feet and jeer as
Enigma steps out of the black curtain and makes some rather unfriendly
gestures to the crowd. He walks down the entranceway�s ramp and climbs into
the ring, making the fans �boo� even more by flipping them off.]
Peter Santos: The following contest is
scheduled as a �Lightning Match��This means that the ring will be laced with
C4 explosives and the ropes will be electrified! The winner will be
determined by pin fall or submission and this match will be for the MWF
World Heavyweight Championship!
[The fans cheer at the mention of the match
stipulation and that the World Heavyweight Title is on the line.]
JP: There he is, the
challenger Enigma.
Peter Santos: Introducing first: The
challenger. Representing �The Master Plan� and weighing in at a 230
pounds�He is Enigma!
[The fans jeer once again.]
Sully: Not much of a warm-welcome for Enigma�
[Suddenly, �A Place For My Head� by Linkin
Park booms out loud and the World Heavyweight Champion walks out to a huge
round of deafening cheers.]
Peter Santos: Introducing his opponent:
Weighing in at 275 pounds, he is the �Lord Of Lightning� and the MWF World
Heavyweight Champion�Thunder Bull!
[The fans make they�re cheers louder at the
mention of his name.]
JP: The crowd are definitely behind our
World�s champion tonight Sully.Sully: Yes, unfortunately�I agree. Although
I�m sure Enigma will have the last laugh tonight!
JP: Well, we�ll see about that�
[Both men look around the ring, edging as far
away as they can from the glowing, electric ropes, they try and get a peak
at the C4 but it�s too far under the ring to be seen. The bell then rings it�s three-hit tone and
both wrestlers just stare at each other.]
JP: The environment these two MWF superstars
are in is just too Hellish for my liking and theirs. They both just don�t
know when to start this match, the bell rung a while ago now but they don�t
want to trigger the explosives�or end up caught in the ropes for that
matter.
[After a two-minute stare-down, Thunder Bull
and Enigma engage in a heated grapple, both men trying to get the advantage
in the early goings of the match. Enigma spins round and locks in a side
Headlock, before wrapping his leg around Thunder Bull�s and taking him down
with a sweep.]
Sully: Look�s like the guy I�m rootin� for has
the advantage!
[Thunder gets up quickly, yet carefully,
watching his ground�The two athletes lock-up in another grapple, this time
both men push each other back and they smash right into the electrified
ropes! A violent sound echoes through the arena as the crowd gasp. Thunder
Bull and Enigma have toppled over the ropes and have fallen to the outside
both with smoke rising from their bodies.]
JP: Both men sent each other careening over
the top rope! But they hit the ropes on the way over! Good God almighty!
[A referee runs out from the backstage area
and takes a look at Thunder Bull, whilst the official referee checks on
Enigma.]
JP: Now the referee�s are checking out the two
wrestlers that just got electrified�
Sully: Careful guys! Don�t touch �em!
[After a few minutes on the ground, both �The
Lord Of Lightning� and Enigma get up to their feet. They make their way
round to each other and begin to pummel one-another with hard fist-shots.]
JP: They�re both exchanging clubbing-blows now
� both trying to get the upper hand after that sick tumble.
Sully: At least they can continue!
[The World Heavyweight Champion ducks a
Clothesline attempt by the member of �The Master Plan�, then he shoots in
with a couple of heavy right-handers and knocks Enigma to the ground.]
Sully: Come on, get-up Enigma!
[Thunder Bull looks under the ring apron, he
carefully raises the fabric and gazes at what�s underneath � his expression
immediately changes when he sees C4 taped under the ring. Nevertheless he
pulls out two tables and a 15-foot ladder!]
Sully: That C4 doesn�t go down well for
Thunder Bull!
JP: Just as if C4 and electric wasn�t enough �
Thunder Bull gets some tables and an almighty-high ladder.
[Thunder Bull sets up the tables next to each
other.]
JP: Good God � he�s set those two tables up
already.Sully: Come on Enigma! Show your power!
[Enigma gets up just as Thunder Bull picks up
the ladder, Enigma avoids a strike from the ladder and hits a standing
Dropkick! The ladder smashes into the face of Bull and goes flying into the
ring.]
JP: What a thud! Dropkick by Enigma into the
ladder, which sends Thunder Bull flying like the ladder itself.
Sully: I always knew that Enigma had that true
power to overcome anything! Watch him capture the title with ease from here
on!
[Enigma picks up Thunder and slams his face on
to the ring apron � he then locks him in a Sharpshooter, but Bull escapes by
using all his strength to toss Enigma flying forwards and crashing through
the two tables!]
Sully: Nooo!
JP: Oh my God! Face-first through the tables
that are literally just next to us goes the challenger! The tables
completely caved-in!
[Thunder Bull gets back his energy and stands
back-up to his feet, he looks under the ring apron again and slides out a
glass pane!]
JP: No! Not glass! We�ve seen him before with
glass, and he�s Goddamn lethal!
Sully: Ah nooo! Not glass�oh please Thunder!
�Why don�t you kindly hand it over to Enigma � I mean, you�re always
supposed to give up-and-coming guys a head start�right?
JP: Shut-up Sully! �Acting all childish because
the guy �you�re rootin� for� as you said earlier is about to get split wide
open!
[Thunder carries the glass pane in one hand and
the challenger in the other, locked in a Headlock�He tosses him straight
back in the ring, avoiding the deadly ropes, and makes a quick-cover: 1�2�2
count only by the referee.]
JP: First cover of the match and it�s a
two-count.
[The champion places the glass pane on the
canvas and picks the challenger up. He puts him between his legs, he goes
for a Pile driver on the glass�but no! � Enigma gets his feet back on the
ground�Thunder still trying to lift him�]
Sully: Come on, don�t let him lift ya� Enigma!
JP: It�s back-and-forth action here � Thunder
Bull is trying to hit a Sit out Pile driver on Enigma, right on the glass
pane, but Enigma is�Oh my God, Nooooooo!
[Enigma counters the move into a Back-Body-Drop
into the ropes! A huge electrical surge blasts through the ropes and all the
ropes on that side of the ring collapse! Thunder Bull hits the floor with
great impact as sparks fly everywhere. The crowd duck and cringe in their
seats�]
JP: For the love of God � noooo!
Sully: I�I�m speechless! �This is
unbelievable�The ropes just snapped and Thunder Bull went right to the
outside�
JP: Jesus Christ�End this now Goddamn it.
[Even �The Master Plan� member cannot believe
what he just did � he was in no way expecting what he just saw.
Nevertheless, he gets back to his feet and picks up the glass pane�He steps
back near to the other side of the rings ropes and begins to run!�]
JP: What�s he gonna do now?
[Enigma leaps off the apron and curls into a
Somersault position! He raises the glass pane around to his back and
connects with Thunder Bull�s back!]
Sully: Glass connects with two backs!
[The glass shatters everywhere and now the
wrestlers lay bloody in a heap of broken glass.]
JP: The Goddamn glass has shattered everywhere
and their backs are busted wide open.
[Amazingly, the less hurt of the two Enigma
gets to his feet reasonably quickly, he suddenly then signals for
something�Out of nowhere Tempest drives out on his way down to the ring in a
construction vehicle! It has a sort of crane on the top of it!]
Sully: Yes! Here comes Tempest! � Thunder
Bull�s fate is finally sealed!
JP: What the Hell is he bringing out to the
ring, Goddamn it!?
[The vehicle moves slowly out to the arena and
down the entranceway, by now, Thunder Bull is up and moves in front of the
vehicle's path! He grapples with Enigma and pushes him into a section of the
crowd barrier. He then reveals to everyone that he has a glass shard from
the pane!]
JP: Thunder Bull is fighting back! �And oh my!
�That�s a shard of glass in his hands!
[Bull stabs the challenger in the arm! Enigma
falls back and Bull begins to run straight at Tempest�s vehicle!]
JP: Nooo! He�ll kill himself!
[Seconds before Thunder Bull would have got hit
by the vehicle, he leaps forth and to the left of the construction vehicle.
He suddenly uses the shard to cut some tubing underneath the juggernaught of
a vehicle!
Sully: Oh no�Oh noooo�NOOOOOOOOOOO!
[Thunder Bull has cut the brakes! Seconds later
the vehicle bumps the ring and it explodes in an almighty crash!]
Sully: Holy mother of God!
JP: Jeeesusss H. Chrriiistt!
[Tempest leaps out of the blazing juggernaught,
the ring is an inferno after the bump let off the C4. Tempest cowers
backstage as Thunder Bull looks astonished by his work. He doesn�t notice
Enigma try to escape by pushing a lever on the vehicle�The crane on top
rises and lifts a good 25-feet above the ring.]
JP: Enigma�s trying to escape up that crane!
Sully: What intelligence!
[Thunder Bull is in hot pursuit! He follows
Enigma right to the top of the 25-foot crane, both me exchange shots at the
top but no one can get the advantage until Thunder Bull hits a low-blow on
Enigma!]
[Just as Enigma is about to drop to his knees,
the World Heavyweight Champion rakes his eyes! He screams and suddenly steps
back off the crane!]
[Enigma free fall's 25-feet and smashes down
onto the ladder in the ring. The metal snaps and blood pours from a
laceration in the challengers head.]
JP: Enigma just fell from the crane! He hit the
ring and ladder!
Sully: He could be set on fire! Somebody get
out here!�Quick!
[Suddenly all eyes focus on Thunder Bull, who
makes a strange taunt�he then does the impossible�He dives�and curls through
the air like a rocket, he nails The Impulse on Enigma from 25-feet up�The
ring explodes again as a National Florida State Medical Centre ambulance
immediately drives out from the staging-area. The crowd gasp, the
commentator�s fall silent and the camera�s fade. The referee is seen calling
for the bell as he calls the match a no contest. Tempest stares in disbelief
at the carnage around the arena.]
[Tempest is struck down from behind as former
MWF Television Champion, Apache, comes charging out from the back. The crowd
go wild as Tempest is stomped on savagely, the medics rush Enigma and
Thunder Bull onto stretchers as The Hobo comes running from the back. Apache
spins round and takes out The Hobo with a boot to the face. He roars over
the fallen members of "The Master Plan".]
JP: He's back! Apache is
back in the MWF!
Sully: God damnit!
The MWF is the Maximum Wrestling Federation.
Copyright to Edward Walker and John Richardson 2004.
Additional matches by Adam Kelly, Dom
Stoate, Jon Beavers and Paddy Stoate.
Additional segments by Stud, Jon Beavers,
Dom Stoate, Jason Williams and Jamie Slade.
