[The lights in the arena dim and the crowd are silenced. The atmosphere suddenly changes massively and 'Enter the Jeopardy' hits, followed by hundreds of flashing purple lights!]

JP: What a match this is going to be!

Sully: Kid Insanity all the way, JP! What a return this guy made at March Madness!

[The Jeopardizer comes bouncing on with a confident smile on his face; he sprints down the ramp, and slides into the ring.]

Peter Santos: In the ring, from Toronto Canada, weighing in at 215 pounds, 'Jay-Z' - The Jeopardizer!

[Jay-Z tests the ropes out and stands, ready, in the centre of the ring. "Insane, Insane, Insane" hits the PA system and, after some hesitation, Kid Insanity walks out with an even more confident look on his face. Kid Insanity slowly enters the ring and the crowd boos him crazily.]

Peter Santos: And the opponent, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 220 pounds� Kid Insanity!

[Kid Insanity walks right past The Jeopardizer who isn't at all intimidated. Jay-Z walks to one side of the ring and the crowd boos him immensely, the match bell rings and Jay-Z - eager to start - fires at Kid Insanity with a knockdown forearm. Kid gets right back up and Jay-Z trips him up with a side Russian leg sweep.]

JP: This match is gonna be fast-paced, I can tell.

Sully: Fast-paced my ass!

[Kid Insanity gets up again, but this time jabs Jay-Z between the eyes, and follows him with an Irish whip to the ropes. On his return, Jay-Z falls victim to an arm drag, courtesy of the insane one. Kid immediately drops a leg-drop onto his victim, and Jay-Z tries to get up. Kid Insanity increases the pressure with a knee drop onto the neck of The Jeopardizer. Jay-Z gaps for air as Kid goes for the first pin of the match.]

Sully: Wonderful skills from Kid Insanity. This guy can turn the momentum of a match round in seconds.

[�1�2� The Jeopardizer kicks out. Jay-Z manages to power-out, and get back on his feet at the same time as Kid Insanity. Both competitors stand, staring at each other. Kid Insanity tries to catch Jay-Z off-guard with a clothesline, but Canadian ducks and uses the ropes to his aid, as he catches Kid Insanity with a springboard drop kick! The crowd cheers as Kid falls to the outside!]

JP: The momentum is switching very quickly between players in this match.

Sully: Kid Insanity will get it back any second now, you watch!

[Kid Insanity pulls himself up, and awaits The Jeopardizer. Jay-Z's lack of experience sends him on an excursion outside the ring. However, Kid Insanity uses experience and sneakiness to jump Jay-Z from his side. Kid Insanity picks up Jay-Z and throws him roughly back into the ring. Kid Insanity turns round and looks at the crowd who react with immense booing.]

Sully: I love a good crowd-pleaser... NOT! Haha� that's why I like Kid Insanity so much - the crowed hates him!

[The Jeopardizer and Kid Insanity look-up in the ring and Kid Insanity gains the advantage, he sends The Jeopardizer into the corner, but Jay-Z manages to creep out of the predicament, and Kid Insanity sends himself into the corner pad. He turns round only to receive a spinning wheel kick from the young Canadian! The Jeopardizer capitalises quickly by mounting the turnbuckle as Kid lies, prone, on the mat below.]

JP: This could get high-flying, Sully!

Sully: High-flying - I repeat - "my ass"!

[The Jeopardizer manages to connect as he throws himself off the second rope. He goes for the cover: 1� 2� Kid Insanity gets his foot up on the bottom rope!]

JP: Ooh... he just managed to escape there!

[The Jeopardizer pulls Kid Insanity's foot off the rope just as a familiar face appears at the top of the entrance platform. The arena is filled with boos as the cameraman zooms in on the Television Champion, Wildfire, standing at the top of the ramp, smiling.

Sully: Oh - look who it is, JP. What is he doing out here, I wonder?

JP: He has absolutely no-right whatsoever! This man is a looser: left, right, and centre!

[Wildfire starts to walk down the ramp with a cheeky swagger. Meanwhile, in the ring, the Jeopardizer picks up Kid Insanity, unaware of what could be an impending fate! The Jeopardizer hits a scoop slam, and follows up with a standing moonsault splash. Instead of going for the cover, he stands up and looks at where Wildfire is now standing. He doesn't look very happy.]

JP: What could come of this, Sully? This could get ugly!

Sully: Niiicccee!

[The crowd's boos suddenly turn to cheers as The Jeopardizer's partner, Sam King, runs down the ramp to make the save. Wildfire turns round slowly, only to receive a hard shot from King's right hand, sending the television champion sprawling across on the outside. King looks into the ring and bangs the apron, cheering on his tag team partner.]

Sully: Man! That was heavy! What's King's excuse for being down here, huh?!

JP: To make the save!

[The Jeopardizer continues the match, and - because of what is happening on the outside - nervously mounts the turnbuckle. Wildfire slowly gets to his feet on the outside. Blood is trickling down his forehead as a result of King's blow to the head earlier. Wildfire picks up a nearby chair and wallops King round the head with it! 'The King' falls to the floor clutching his face.]

Sully: Holy shit! That was huge!! Wildfire is on fire - no pun intended!

JP: I hope he's not hurt too badly.

[The Jeopardizer reaches the top of the turnbuckle and looks down on the outside at Wildfire who has just obliterated his mate, Sam. Jay-Z keeps his eyes on the match, and goes to finish Kid Insanity off! He dives off the top and amazingly Kid Insanity shoots up, and kicks Jay-Z in the stomach with a flying drop kick! A surprised Jay-Z lands flat on top of his adversary! The crowd let's out a big "oooh".]

JP: Oh my god! What carnage!

Sully: What's Wildfire gonna do� he's just standing there!

[Both men are down on the mat, and show no signs of recovering. On the outside, Sam is very slowly trying to pull himself up. Wildfire is the only man left standing. Wildfire stares psychotically into the ring, thinking up a devious plan. Kid Insanity and The Jeopardizer both stir. Kid Insanity gets up first, using the aid of the ropes. The Jeopardizer is on one knee, and eventually pulls himself back up to his vertical base.]

JP: They're up! The match resumes.

[Jay-Z fires a weak punch in the general direction of Kid Insanity. Kid, a little more aware, ducks the punch, and rolls up Jay-Z in a schoolboy. Wildfire sees red, and enters the ring. The referee gets down and starts the count: 1� Wildfire charges towards the pin� 2� Wildfire suddenly stops, and looks down at the pinning predicament�]

Sully: Yes! Wildfire's stopped! Kid Insanity is gonna get it!

[Then, with one unexpected burst of energy, The Jeopardizer powers out and reverses the roll-up into a pin of his own! The referee starts the count again, this time for the Jeopardizer. King is now up on the outside, and slides quickly into the ring, with blood trickling down his face, like Wildfire. 1� King runs towards Wildfire� 2� Wildfire lunges forward and surprisingly breaks up the count! Wildfire quickly grabs Kid Insanity, and drags him out of the ring, before King can make any sort of contact. King looks in disbelief as Wildfire dumps Kid Insanity on the outside.]

JP: What the hell just happened, Sully?!

Sully: Jay-Z was about to make the cover, but Wildfire broke it up! He's the star of the night!

[Wildfire is smiling evilly in the direction of Sam King, as The Jeopardizer slowly gets to his feet with a confused look on his face.]

JP: He's not sure what has just happened, but King knows too damn well what just happened! Wildfire just screwed The Jeopardizer out of the victory. He doesn't care about Kid Insanity anymore; all he cares about is making Sam King's life a misery!

Sully: What a guy!

Peter Santos: This match, has been called a no contest, due to total chaos!

[A livid Sam King asks for a mike. He puts it to his lips and speaks as he paces up and down in the ring, with blood dripping down his face.]

Sam King: WILDFIRE! Wildfire, you son of a bitch! Look what you've done! You've just screwed The Jeopardizer out of the victory. I hope you're fucking happy! I'm gonna enjoy ripping you to pieces next week, punk! And, Wildfire, you want blood�

[King points to the blood on his face, and Wildfire - still smiling wipes the blood of his own face. King continues.]

Sam King: You're gonna get blood! Next week, we fight� INSIDE A CAGE!! Wildfire - if you have any fucking balls at all� you'll accept this challenge and you'll FIGHT me next week at Dynamite! Wildfire� whether you accept or not, you're climbing inside a cage with me, and you're gonna stand there and get the beating of your lifetime! Wildfire� there will be no way out!

JP: Holy hell to high heavens! Cage match!

Sully: Blood, JP! STEEL CAGE! Ooh... this is gonna be fucking great!

[King drops the mike in a rage and paces up and down the ring like a caged animal. Kid Insanity is up now, and walks up the ramp looking intensely at The Jeopardizer in the ring. Jay-Z takes the mike being used and stops Kid in his tracks.]

The Jeopardizer: Kid Insanity� where do you think you're going you insane mother-fucker! We ain't finished yet, boy. But we're not gonna finish it tonight - oh no - we're gonna finish it next week! You versus me, re-match� you pick the stipulation! Anything you can do�. [Jay-Z looks at King]� I can do better.

JP: My god! The chaos! The drama!

Sully: This has been the MWF! And this has been Monday Night, fucking, Dynamite!

[Jay-Z drops the mike and lets out a sadistic smile. King and Jay-Z stand, united in the ring, as the Dynamite goes off-air.]

The MWF is the Maximum Wrestling Federation, copyright to Edward Walker 2003. Results brought to you in conjuction with Joe Forrest and Sam King.