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MWF Tag Team Champion: "Hardcore Living Legend" Insane Wayne w/Iniquity

Non-Title Match

Referee: Charles Galliant

Writer: Jake Rhodes

[Peter Santos steps out into the center of the ring with a microphone in his hand]

Peter Santos: Ladies and gentlemen it's time for the main-event of the evening. This match is scheduled for one fall and it is a non-title match.

JP: That's because Spade is too much of a chicken to defend the belt against Insane Wayne.

Sully: Hey! Show some respect JP, Ace Spade is the greatest MWF World Champion we've ever had.

JP: I'm not so sure I agree with that...

Sully: Well be sure because I think that gold belt will be around the waist of Spade for a long time to come.

Peter Santos: Introducing first, hailing from The Misery's, Florida. He tips the scales at 275 lbs and stands at 6'11. Being lead to the ring by Iniquity here is Insane Wayne!

["My Sacrifice" by Creed hits the PA system and the crowd jump to their feet and cheer as Insane Wayne makes his way down the ramp with Iniquity behind him. Wayne steps over the top rope and raises his arms, drawing another large cheer from the crowd.]

JP: The crowd are hot for Insane Wayne tonight Sully.

Sully: Unlike you JP, you seem to be hot for Wayne every night.

JP: Will you shut up and call the action like you're paid to do?

[Again Peter Santos steps across the ring from the corner and gets ready to introduce the next participant.]

Peter Santos: And now making his way to the ring from Hollywood, California. Weighing in at a lean 230 lbs, he is the current MWF World Champion. Introducing "The Player" Ace Spade!

[Radiohead's "Idioteque" starts up and the crowd begin to jeer the MwF champion. Ace Spade walks through the curtain with the MWF World title wrapped around his waist. Still at the top of the ramp Ace Spade un-buckles the belt and raises it for the entire arena to see. Insane Wayne has a disgusted look on his face, his fists are already clenched. Spade walks down the ramp, on the way a kid tries to touch Ace's hand. "The Player" turns around to the child and threatens to slap him before turning around again and walking to the ring.]

JP: That's not how a true champion should act, that was a kid for God's sake.

Sully: Yeah and he had no right to try and touch Ace Spade.

[Ace Spade rolls into the ring and immediately goes over to Insane Wayne and shoves the title belt right up to his face. Wayne knocks the belt out of his hands and connects with a big right hand. Charles Galliant calls for the bell and the match is officially underway.]

Sully: What a cheat that Insane Wayne is! This match should be over before it's even begun. By all rights Wayne should be disqualified.

JP: Well referee Charles Galliant doesn't see it that way to shut up and call the match.

[Ace Spade pops back up but get knocked straight back down with another big right. Again Spade gets to his feet, a little less quickly this time, and Wayne connects with a forceful clothesline which has Ace Spade doing a 360 in the air before crumpling to the mat. "The Player" rolls out of the ring to gather his thoughts but he is met by Iniquity who throws him straight back into the ring.]

Sully: This is scandalous, it's an outrage! Everyone is against Ace Spade, even the referee isn't doing anything about this blatant cheating!

JP: He's getting his just deserts Sully. He's had this coming to him.

[Spade crawls around the ring on his knees until Insane Wayne comes crashing down on the back of his neck with a legdrop. The MWF World Champion rolls around the ring clutching his face, Wayne bends down and picks Ace Spade by his neck. "The Hardcore Living Legend" thrusts Ace Spade between his legs and motions for a powerbomb. Wayne flips Spade up and hits a devastating "Circular Hell" powerbomb and follows through for the cover. 1.....2..KICK OUT!]

Sully: You can't beat Ace Spade that quickly, you have to wear him down first.

JP: As much as I hate to agree with you I guess I'll have to, Ace Spade has a lot of spark to him. He just won't stay down.

[Insane Wayne picks up Ace Spade and whips him into the turnbuckle. Picking up steam Wayne sprints across to Ace Spade and hits a high-impact shoulder block to Spade's solar plexus. "The Player" hobbles around the ring winded before backing right into Wayne and receives a release German suplex. Wayne grabs Ace Spade's legs and executes a slingshot into the turnbuckle, with the force Insane Wayne puts into the move Ace Spade goes flying out of the ring. The MWF champion staggers to his feet and looks at Wayne before waving his arms in resignation, Spade begins to walk back up the entranceway as Charles Galliant counts him out.]

JP: What's Ace Spade doing? The coward, is walking out of the match!

Sully: So what? It's a non-title match so he can't lose his belt either way.

[The count is at 5 when Iniquity chases after Ace Spade and drags his weakened body back to the ring, he throws him back into the ring at the count of 9. Insane Wayne picks Spade up by his head but is struck with a crafty finger poke to the eye which has Wayne momentarily blinded. The crowd jeer Ace Spade as he mocks Wayne by slapping him in the face. Insane Wayne throws a blind punch which completely misses allowing Ace Spade to drop him with an ace cutter. Spade rolls over and hooks the leg. 1....KICK OUT!]

JP: Wayne still has plenty of life left in him yet, don't worry about that.

Sully: He won't have by the end of this match...don't worry about that.

["The Hardcore Living Legend" grabs the ropes to help him to his feet, Ace Spade grabs his head and runs his face along the top rope, burning his skin against the rubber covering of the rope. When they get to the end of the rope Spade smashes Wayne's face into the turnbuckle and then rolls him up into a schoolboy pin while putting his feet on the second rope. 1.....2...KICK OUT! Ace Spade walks over to Wayne's upper body and places him in a ghost pin. 1.....2..KICK OUT! Spade curses the referee, trying to convince him that the count should have been a pinfall. "The Player" picks Wayne up into a back suplex but instead of falling back into the move his walks forward and crotches Wayne on the top rope. Insane Wayne stays precariously perched on the top rope as Ace Spade violently shakes it until Wayne finally falls back into the ring. At this point every man in the arena is wincing.]

Sully: That will bring tears to your eyes in an awful hurry. It probably wouldn't affect you though JP if the rumours I've heard about you are true.

JP: What rumours?

Sully: You know, the rumour that you're hung like a hamster in sub-zero temperatures.

JP: Where on Earth did you hear that?!

Sully: I have contacts.

[Ace Spade lifts Wayne's legs up and hits a boot right to the groin, referee Charles Galliant steps in to warn Spade but he is just pushed aside as "The Player" drops a leaping elbow drop. Ace Spade picks lifts up Insane Wayne's legs again and this time he drops a leg right into Wayne's groin. Ace Spade drops to the floor on his butt and places his feet between Wayne's legs, using his leg power he begins to push Wayne's legs apart, stretching his groin region.]

JP: It isn't pretty but this is a legitimate submission hold and a very painful one at that.

[Now Wayne is practically doing the splits thanks to Spade's unorthodox submission move, Insane Wayne is also gasping in extreme pain. Charles Galliant asks "The Hardcore Living Legend" is he quits but Wayne resolutely shakes his head. The crowd begin to chant for Wayne, hoping that somehow their encourage can spur him on. Insane Wayne begins to scoot backwards, slowly but surely he eventually reaches the rope and grasps it with both hands making Ace Spade break the hold. Ace Spade picks Wayne up and hits a Manhattan drop which has Wayne hoping around the ring holding his groin before being hit down with a bulldog. Ace Spade lies down with his back on Wayne's chest and goes for the cover. 1.....2....KICK OUT!]

JP: Close fall there but Wayne just managed to pop his shoulder up in the nick time.

Sully: The what of time?

JP: Nick of time.

Sully: Nick?

JP: Yes, nick.

Sully: Sorry, I don't know him.

[Ace Spade seems agitated that he can't get the decisive pin on his foe. He begins to connect with some violent kicks to Wayne's rib cage. Spade picks Wayne up and delivers three consecutive rib breakers before dropping him like a bad habit. While Charles Galliant checks on Insane Wayne, Ace Spade is over in the corner undoing the turnbuckle padding. With the steel turnbuckle exposed Spade drags Wayne up and attempts to whip him into turnbuckle but Wayne doesn't budge. Wayne reverses it and whips Ace Spade into the exposed steel turnbuckle, "The Player" lets out a screech of pain. Insane Wayne goes to the opposite side of the ring and charges at Spade going for a splash, however Ace Spade ducks down and Wayne goes flying chest first into the cold, steel turnbuckle. As Wayne rolls around in the ring holding his chest there is a large red mark left from the impact on the buckle.]

JP: Referee Charles Galliant didn't see Ace Spade fiddle with the turnbuckle so I guess he can't disqualify him.

Sully: He wouldn't dare disqualify Spade, he fears his wrath. He all know what a short fuse he has. No-one wants to be on the end of that explosion! Hey, you know all about his temper personally don't you JP?

JP: Yes I do. Earlier this week Spade threatened to physically assault me and then he scared me right off the stage into the fans. Thank God they caught me.

Sully: (Full of sarcasm) Yes, Thank God. The MWF couldn't last five minutes without you JP, you're a rock.

[Ace Spade stalks Insane Wayne, waiting for him to get up. With little strength left "The Hardcore Living Legend" stands up but straight away he's locked into an abdominal stretch. Somehow Wayne manages to reverse the hold into a hip toss which gets a sizeable cheer from the crowd. Not to be deterred Ace Spade gets right back up and puts Wayne in a rear hiplock. Insane Wayne's body begins to sag and Spade takes the opportunity to successfully place him in an abdominal stretch. Ace Spade cinches in the submission hold and shouts into Wayne's ear that he might as well quit. Insane Wayne tries to break the hold but Spade makes sure he can't escape. With referee Charles Galliant concentrating on whether Wayne will decide to quit or not, Spade takes the chance to use the top rope to add more leverage to the hold. Iniquity jumps up on the apron and yells at the referee, trying to inform him about Ace Spade's cheating but Charles Galliant only tells Iniquity to get down or he'll have to eject him. Meanwhile Spade has released one of Wayne's arms and it machine gunning forearms into Wayne's rib cage. When the referee gets back into position Spade puts a full abdominal stretch back on. The life-force of Wayne is seeping away and Charles Galliant raises his arm but it droops back down. Again the referee lifts Wayne's arm up and again it flops back down.]

JP: If Wayne's arm drops one more time then he will lose by submission.

Sully: It's when his arm drops, not if!

[Ace Spade viciously tightens the hold and Insane Wayne's arm is raised for one last time. It begins to drop down and Charles Galliant looks ready to call for the bell but at the last split second Wayne raises his arm and then quickly buries it into Spade's gut. A second elbow into the gut, followed by a third and the hold is released. The crowd are going wild for Wayne as he unloads lefts and rights and then whips Spade into the ropes. Ace Spade comes bounding off the ropes and ducks under an attempted clothesline from Insane Wayne, he runs off the other side of the ropes but this time Wayne catches him by the throat. "The Hardcore Living Legend" picks Spade up by the throat and hits his "Hells Bells" chokeslam. The fans are on their feet cheering for Wayne who hooks the leg and goes for cover.]

JP: This is going to be it. Wayne has won!

Sully: NO!

[Charles Galliant slides down to make the cover. 1.....2....KICK OUT!]

Sully: YES!

JP: Good God! Ace Spade got his shoulder up at the very last moment.

Sully: What a champion!

[Insane Wayne has a distraught look on his face, he can't believe that Ace Spade managed to kick out. For several seconds Wayne lies on his side with his mouth wide open until he powers up to his feet. Wayne slides out of the ring and talks with Iniquity while Spade lies in the middle of the ring, semi-unconscious. Iniquity nods at Wayne who retreats back to the timekeeper's table. Iniquity jumps on the apron and distracts Charles Galliant while Wayne wrestles the MWF World title belt away from the timekeeper. Insane Wayne slides into the ring with the championship gold in his hand and stalks behind Ace Spade. With Charles Galliant still distracted Spade gets to his feet. "The Hardcore Living Legend" runs with the belt at Ace Spade but Spade manages to move to the side, Wayne turns around for a second shot but gets a kick to the gut which makes him drop the belt. Ace Spade grabs Wayne by the head and connects with The Royal Flush onto the title! Spade picks up the title and slides it out of the ring before making the cover. Charles Galliant turns around to see the cover and slides in to make the count.]

JP: No, don't let it end like this!

Sully: Wayne brought this on himself, he was the one he brought the belt into the ring.

[The crowd are all on the edge of their seats as Galliant begins the count. 1.....2.....3! Ace Spade punches his fists makes his way into the ring.]

Peter Santos: Your winner by way of pinfall, "The Player" Ace Spade!

[Ace Spade grabs the belt from outside the ring and holds it aloft in the middle of the ring, over the laid-out body of Insane Wayne. Iniquity slides into the ring to make sure Spade does no more damage after the match. "The Player" Ace Spade rolls out of the ring and celebrates with his MWF World title at the front of the entrance ramp. From out of the back referee Chad Pattison runs down and confronts head referee Charles Galliant. The pair engage in an animated conversation until Pattison leaves the ring and heads to the back. Galliant goes over to Peter Santos and whispers something into his ear, Santos steps forward into the middle of the ring and speaks into his microphone.]

Peter Santos: Head referee Charles Galliant has informed me that after a conference with Chad Pattison he has discovered that Ace Spade used a foreign object to win the match. Taking into consideration that it was Insane Wayne who introduced the foreign object into the ring, Charles Galliant has decided that this match must continue!

Sully: No! Ace Spade has this match won. You can't just change the outcome of a match like that!

JP: Charles Galliant is well within his rights to continue the match.

[Ace Spade throws his arms in the air in dismay before rolling back into the ring. Charles Galliant herds Iniquity out of the squared circle as Ace Spade goes to the top turnbuckle. Spade jumps from the top but Wayne manages to get his knees up to block the splash. Ace Spade lets out an audible gasp as the air escape his body, Insane Wayne starts to scramble to his feet. Both men get up at about to same time and it's Ace Spade who throws the first punch but he misses. Insane Wayne connects with a kick to the gut and hits a modified spiral DDT on Ace Spade.]

JP: That's The Royal Flush! Wayne has used Ace Spade's own finishing move on him!

Sully: That should be a disqualification! How dare he use the MWF World champions finishing moves, that's against the rules surely?

[Insane Wayne flops his arm over Ace Spade and Charles Galliant counts the cover. 1.....2.....3!]

JP: Insane Wayne has down it! He's beaten Ace Spade!

Peter Santos: Your winner by way of pinfall, Insane Wayne!

Sully: No, no, NO! That's unfair, this entire match was weighted against Ace Spade. he had this match won 1,2,3 then the referee changes his mind, has the match restarted and allows that miserable erk Wayne to use Spade's finisher. It's scandalous, there's no justice in MWF, no justice at all. As far as I'm concerned Ace Spade won this match.

JP: Well it will go down in the record books as a clean victory for Insane Wayne.

Sully: It wasn't, it was a cheap victory....using his numbers to help him win.

JP: Ace Spade's face when they announced he hadn't won was a classic, I'll never forget to look of fear in his eyes because he knew from that moment that he was going to lose.

Sully: He shouldn't of lost, a man of his brilliant wrestling ability should not be losing to the likes of Insane Wayne.

JP: You're just biased because you don't like "Twisted Vizion" and Insane Wayne is a member of that stable.

Sully: I don't like them because they rob honest men of honest victories!

JP: Ace Spade was just a little too obvious about his cheating ways tonight and he had to pay for it in the best way possible...perhaps now he'll take his threats seriously.

Sully: It is still a step too far for Insane Wayne...

JP: I think Wayne will be seeing Ace Spade at A Step Too Far for a repeat of this match and this time it'll be even more personal and it will also be for the MWF World Heavyweight Championship.

Sully: The biggest prize in the game, but "The Player" won't be letting Insane Wayne do the playing.

JP: He'll have to now, Ace Spade's game has suddenly become multi-player.

Sully: That's all for tonight, join us next week where we know Jay T will be defending the MWF Xtreme Championship against Carnage.

JP: I fear for Jay T's life on that one....

Sully: And Troy Knight will be taking on Wildfire, with the MWF Television Championship at stake.