"The Weapon of Mass Destruction" Anarkist
versus
"MWF Tag Team Champion: The Headliner" Hart Evans w/Amanda and
Rick Jones
Barbed Wire Baseball Bat Cage Match - Winner faces Sam King for
MWF World Championship
Referee: Charles Galliant
Peter Santos: This match is for the MWF World Championship
Number One Contender position and is a Barbed Wire Baseball Bat Cage
Match!
[The crowd explode at the last of Peter Santos' words and the
whole arena looks to the ceiling where the cage hands above the
ring.]
JP: It's a structure which has made and
broken so many dreams in professional wrestling over the
decades.
Sully: And tonight it could wreck two of the
MWF's top athletes dreams as they look to go onto Dynamite next week
and face Sam King for the MWF World Championship.
JP: I sure wouldn't like to be in this
match, there are some nasty looking baseball bats in the cage
tonight.
Sully: That's because they have barbed wire
around them!
[The crowd cheer as the cage is slowly winched down towards the
ring, the ring staff working hard to make sure the large steel
structure is in place correctly.]
JP: This is an old school cage, we're
watching a real cage match tonight...there is only one way out of
this cage and that's to climb up and over.
Sully: None of this pinning nonsense, we're
going old school.
JP: Anarkist knows all about old school and
he's up against Hart Evans, who knows every technical hold in the
book.
Sully: It has the makings of a classic, of
course these two men went at it during Vacation and that proved to be
an amazing match.
JP: Evans was the winner that time, but
Anarkist is ready and waiting to reclaim his MWF World Championship
and not even his fellow Canadian will stop him.
[Peter Santos raises the mike to his lips again and the crowd
quieten down for his announcement.]
Peter Santos: Introducing first, a former MWF World Champion,
weighing in at 313 lbs., from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, the "Weapon
of Mass Destruction", Anarkist!
[The crowd explode with jeers as "Papercut" by Linkin Park hits
the PA system and Anarkist walks slowly out under a blaze of red
pyro...he has a confident grin on his face as he raises his arms to
the crowd and drops them in time with the music. His tall frame
strides towards the ring, looking around at the screaming fans.]
Sully: A huge night for Anarkist tonight, he
called this rematch, he's the one who got this match together...and
now he has to back up all his talk, and if he doesn't then well, he's
going to look like a bit of a fool.
JP: The MWF is no place for fools, Anarkist
has shown time and time again that he is a good wrestler but it's his
arrogance which is costing him.
Sully: Arrogance? The man is a former MWF
World Champion, he can afford to be arrogant!
JP: Can Hart Evans afford to be
arrogant?
Sully: Of course not, Evans is a Tag Team
Champion but we all know he is a solid hardworking wrestler who knows
he belongs in that lower division....but he does perhaps, have the
skills to take it a step futher and challenge for the MWF World
Championship.
[Anarkist is in the ring, he stands near the ropes on the far side
of the ring and taunts the fans who are hurling abuse at him.]
Peter Santos: And the opponent, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada,
weighing in at 235 lbs., accompanied by Amanda and Rick Jones, one
half of the MWF Tag Team Champions, Hart Evans!
[Hardline's "Taking Me Down" blasts from the PA system and the
fans come alive to jeer the member of the "Canadian Connection" as he
walks casually out onto the entrance way....blue spotlights bathe the
MWF Tag Team Champion as he proudly looks at his title before walking
down, with Amanda and Rick Jones behind him.]
JP: That cage looks rather scary tonight
Sully, I have a feeling that this could be the end of the line for
one of these men.
Sully: Not Hart Evans, he's got experience
now thanks to defeating Anarkist just a few weeks ago at
Vacation.
JP: Experience can count for nothing
sometimes and Anarkist has learned from his mistakes and will be an
extremely dangerous opponent.
[As Hart Evans walks down the entrance ramp then the cage is
slowly being put into position, Anarkist waits, his frame visible
through the steel structure...his eyes are glaring at Hart Evans as
the MWF Tag Team Champion approaches the cage door which is now
firmly on the ground, with a nod Charles Galliant opens the door and
Hart Evans steps into the cage.]
Sully: There's no going back now....
JP: Certainly not, Hart Evans has to try and
prove he really is a world class performer and not just a lucky son
of a bitch who got a cheap win over the then MWF World
Champion.
Sully: Yeah, although he won that match
through skill.
[Hart Evans slides into the ring, his MWF Tag Team Championship
belt has been passed to Rick Jones who watches from the side of the
cage...looking on as Hart Evans gets toe to toe with Anarkist, the
"Weapon of Mass Destruction" looks down at Hart Evans and pushes away
"The Headliner". The bell sounds as Hart Evans reels backwards and
then lurches forward to connect with a right hand into the
mid-section of Anarkist. The former MWF World Champion doubles up and
then roars forward with a short arm clothesline which knocks Hart
Evans off his feet and onto the mat. Anarkist slams hs foot down into
the body of Hart Evans and then taunts the fans by dropping his whole
three hundred and thirteen pound frame onto the prone Evans.]
JP: Anarkist is really taking it to Evans
out here, he is not going to give in until he has beaten Hart Evans
into a pulp.
Sully: I'd watch out for Rick Jones in this
match, we know how much the "Connection" want to prove how great they
are and now they've got the perfect stage to do it.
JP: "The Headliner" headlining Dynamite, the
perfect stage? It could be!
Sully: I hope Sam King's watching with
interest.
JP: I'm sure he will be.
[Charles Galliant watches on from the outside as the "Weapon of
Mass Destruction" drags Hart Evans to his feet, Evans attempts to
break out of Anarkist's grasp but the former MWF World Champion knees
Hart Evans in the groin, then again...and a third knee to the groin
has "The Headliner" clutching his groin tenderly. Anarkist whips Hart
Evans into the turnbuckle and goes to work. He follows "The
Headliner" and slams his huge frame into the chest of Evans' who crys
out for help, Rick Jones shouts for Evans to be strong as Anarkist
places his hands around Hart Evan's throat and lifts him up to the
top rope. The crowd jeer loudly as Anarkist climbs onto the first
rope and with his hand still around the throat of "The Headliner" he
leaps up and chokeslams Hart Evans to the outside!]
Sully: My God! JP did you see that?
JP: How could I miss it...that was one of
the most dangerous moves I think I've ever seen completed in the
MWF.
Sully: Hart Evans has just been chokeslammed
to the outside...and....oh no....
[Amanda is sobbing into Rick Jones' shoulder as Hart Evans rolls
slowly from his landing place, the reveal he landed on a barbed wire
baseball bat, the barbed wire cutting through his skin and opening up
wounds from the encounter at Vacation. The crowd are quickly winding
their cameras on as Anarkist climbs from the ring, slowly dropping
one leg down to the outside and then the other as Hart Evans attempts
to scramble away, with a piece of barbed wire sticking from his
back.]
JP: This is horrific, why doesn't Sam King
get out here and do something about this....if he's not careful he
won't have an opponent for Dynamite next week.
Sully: I think he'd much prefer to not face
either of these men, especially Anarkist.
[Anarkist laughs as Hart Evans rolls onto his back and attempts to
grab the side of the cage for support, Anarkist kicks Evans' hand
away from the steel and then slams his boot hard into the face of
Hart Evans and forces him down. Evans attempts to roll away but
Anarkist grabs him by the hair and forces him to his feet....the
ringsteps are sent flying as Anarkist throws Hart Evans into them, a
satisfying metallic thud echo's around the arena as Hart Evans'
connects with the steps and then collapses to the floor. Rick Jones
is calling for Evans to start fighting back, but "The Headliner"
stays down.]
JP: You'd have never of predicted this match
to be such a walkover, Anarkist has come out here onto Dynamite and
literally just blown away Hart Evans' chance of becoming the MWF
World Champion.
Sully: He's proving that he is well and
truly a "Weapon of Mass Destruction"....
JP: I can't see anyone expect The
Jeopardizer who can stop him.
Sully: The Jeopardizer? He couldn't hurt a
fly!
[Anarkist slowly walks towards the grounded Hart Evans, Anarkist
bends down and lets off a cry of pain as Evans throws a piece of
barbed wire into the arm of the "Weapon of Mass Destruction", the
piece of barbed wire wraps to Anarkist's arm and he howls and
attempts to pry it free, Hart Evans clambers to his feet and with
blood pouring from his back he grabs Anarkist and throws him into the
side of the cage....the arm with the barbed wire is pressed into the
side of the cage and blood pours from the savage wounds ripping into
Anarkist's skin. Hart Evans manhandled Anarkist and rolls him back
into the ring.]
JP: A good move by Hart Evans, he used
everything to his advantage there to try and stay in this match, he
has to stay with it or he won't be going to Dynamite next week to
face Sam King.
Sully: Sam King must be smiling backstage,
his two biggest threats are taking themselves out.
JP: Well Evans has Anarksit back in the
ring, and "The Headliner" is an excellent technical wrestler, if he
can just pull out a few moves and slow Anarkist's assault
down.
Sully: Anarkist seems to have started at
such a fast tempo we almost need an interval!
["The Headliner" looks around the arena before leaning down and
grabbing Anarkist's head, the former MWF World Champion is hauled to
his feet and Hart Evans gets him in a waistlock and the crowd give a
mixed response as he hits a belly to belly suplex, sending the
"Weapon of Mass Destruction" flying back over his head. Evans quickly
slides over and grabs the legs of Anarkist, the crowd actually erupt
in some cheers as Hart Evans locks to lock in the Maple Leaf.
Anarkist is fighting hard but Hart Evans turns him over and Anarkist
screams with pain as Hart Evans has the Maple Leaf locked
in.....Anarkist arches his back and crawls forward, then shoves
back....but Hart Evans holds on, Anarkist pushes back again....but
Hart Evans holds on, the legs of the former MWF World Champion
growing weaker and weaker.]
JP: He's going to break his legs! Hart Evans
is going to break Anarkist's legs....that is one sure way to win a
cage match.
Sully: It sure is, this is almost identical
to how Hart Evans won at Vacation, he wore Anarkist down so much in
the ring that Evans had a stroll to the top of the cage.
JP: Anarkist has a new fire inside of him
now, as he said, he's a new man and he's got rid of the crutch that
was the "WMD".
Sully: He's certainly been working hard,
wasn't it great to hear the crowd cheering Hart Evans just
then?
JP: Was a strange noise for his ears to hear
I'm sure, he doesn't get many fans!
[Hart Evans finally releases the Maple Leaf....Anarkist clutches
his legs and presses his face hard into the canvas, as if holding
back tears, Hart Evans looks over and sees Amanda and Rick Jones
shouting at him to climb the cage, he looks up to the fifteen feet of
steel and then slides under the bottom rope and places his foot on
the steel. Cameras are flashing as Hart Evans begins to climb up the
cage, blood trickles down from his back and leaves a small pool from
where he has been climbing. The crowd are roaring him on as he grabs
the hard, cold steel and hauls himself up. The crowd gasp as Anarkist
staggers to his feet in the ring....Anarkist looks up, and with a
look of horror sees that Hart Evans is half way up the cage.]
Sully: Go on Hart, keep climbing!
JP: He could do it, right here on Monday
Night Dynamite, Hart Evans could once again destroy Anarkist's hopes
of winning in a steel cage.
[Anarkist hobbles to the ropes and climbs through, dropping
down...Evans continues to climb the cage, Rick Jones is directly
opposite "The Headliner" on the outside of the cage and he is willing
Hart to carry on....Anarkist has grabbed a piece of barbed wire and
he begins to climb after Hart Evans. The crowd scream as "The
Headliner" slips and Anarkist spurred on by this begins to climb
faster, stretching his arms up to grab the steel.]
Sully: Oh no, this is going to be close
JP...which man will make it out alive?
JP: I don't know Sully...but I think I may
have to close my eyes soon, this could get very dangerous up
there.
[Anarkist is closing down on "The Headliner" who has regained his
footing and continues to climb, looking down anxiously as Anarkist
comes chasing after him. Rick Jones is shouting, Amanda has tears in
her eyes and the fans are roaring on Hart Evans as Anarkist closes
the gap, he unravels the barbed wire and throws it up...the barbed
wire loops around the back of Hart Evans' leg and closes like a
snare. Anarkist gives a sharp tug and the crowd gasp as Hart Evans
hangs on for dear life...his hand just inches away from the top of
the cage.]
Sully: He's going to pull him down! Anarkist
is going to pull Hart Evans off the top of the cage!
JP: My God! This is going to be
insane!
[Anarkist tugs hard again and the barbed wire rips into the skin
of Hart Evans and "The Headliner" loses his footing, the "Weapon of
Mass Destruction" pulls again and laughs as one hand of Hart Evans
comes free, Amanda screams as Evans lets go and falls back....the
force of the full pulls on the barbed wire and Anarkist can't let go
in time. The fans are on their feet as Anarkist is sent hurtling
after Hart Evans...the two men falling backwards as the flail their
arms attempting to stop themselves. Hart Evans crashes down onto the
ring apron, bouncing off it and lands against the side of the steel
cage...Anarkist thuds down a second later, landing on the ring steps!
There is a huge crash as Anarkist connects with the steel ringsteps,
his back crunches on the steps and he bounces off to the delight of
the fans.]
Sully: Anarkist could be broken in half!
Somebody do something, these two men have just fallen right off the
top of the cage and plummeted the fifteen, twenty feet.
JP: It's insane, absolute madness, Anarkist
could be dead after that fall.
Sully: Hart Evans looks like a wounded
animal, he's hunched against the steel like a baby.
JP: Who the hell is going to win this match
now? I doubt they can even walk after that!
[Anarkist has his eyes closed and is breathing heavily as he holds
his arm to his back, Hart Evans is rolled against the steel, Rick
Jones and Amanda standing on the other side are attempting to bring
him round. The crowd jeer loudly as Anarkist calls for help from
referee Charles Galliant, and the jeers turn to cheers as Galliant
shakes his head.]
Sully: Anarkist won't find any help from
anyone, he's turned his back on the rest of the MWF and now he's
paying for it.
JP: He sure is....the "Weapon of Mass
Destruction" came so close to losing this match, but just managed to
hang on...but he held on too long and Hart Evans brought him back
down to earth with quite a thud.
Sully: Landing on those ring steps must of
been so painful, of all the things to land on.
JP: Even the ring is softer than the ring
steps.
Sully: I doubt his back will ever be the
same, I think he really could have broken something after that
fall...he's a big man and he speed at which he would have hit those
ring steps.
[The crowd are roaring as Hart Evans begins to painfully pull
himself up, the crowd clapping in unison as "The Headliner" raises
his head and grips the steel to pull himself back to a stand
position. Anarkist is still down, the piece of barbed wire has cut
through his hand and blood is pouring from a cut below his thumb...he
holds his hand to his face and the blood trickles down his forehead.
Hart Evans' back is cut to pieces, the blood flowing like a river in
flood....Evans' winces as he manages to stand almost upright...he
notices Anarkist is still down and Evans begins to climb the cage
again.]
JP: Can he do it this time around?
Sully: Hart Evans making another attempt for
freedom, and just listen to this crowd JP, they really do want to see
Anarkist beaten here tonight.
JP: I have this strange feeling that
Anarkist will not be losing tonight, he can't, he's in the best shape
of his life and that ego problem could defeat him but he's just got
such a huge frame.
Sully: Size isn't everything JP, that's what
Evans showed at Vacation.
[Hart Evans puts his foot on the steel and pulls himself up, his
back looking like someone has painted it red....Anarkist slowly rolls
over and looks for Hart Evans, he staggers to his feet as he sees
Evans clinbing the cage.The "Weapon of Mass Destruction" stumbles
forward and Hart Evans looks round to see Anarkist coming at him. The
crowd explode as Hart Evans leaps off the side of the cage, only five
feet off the ground but he leaps off and lands a clothesline.....but
Anarkist ducks at the last second and Hart Evans clotheslines the
ring post! His arms snaps back and "The Headliner" rolls away holding
his arm as Anarkist falls against the side of the cage, holding his
back and wincing.]
JP: Oh no! I think Hart Evans may have
broken his arm here, that was a crazy move to try...he must have
known how risky it was.
Sully: He did his best but Anarkist saw it
coming...and "The Headliner" may have paid a heavy price, you can't
climb a cage with one arm!
[Anarkist pushes against the side of the cage and looks up...he
can see the arena rafters and he smiles, three and a half thousand
fans jeer at him as he puts his foot on the steel and begins to
climb...slowly but surely making his way to the top of the cage. Hart
Evans is down and his face is pressed into the floor, he can't see as
Anarkist makes his way up the cage...Rick Jones and Amanda watching
on as Anarkist climbs further and further up the cage...even more
blood pouring from the cut on his hand.]
JP: Anarkist is doing it right here on
Dynamite, he's finally climbing the cage to success...Sam King awaits
for the man who can literally get his leg over.
Sully: There is never a dull cage match,
this one has been incredible...
JP: Wait! Oh my...it's The
Jeopardizer!
[The MWF Xtreme Champion is sprinting down the entrance ramp, the
crowd erupt as they see "Jay-Z" running down the entrance ramp, he
holds a chair in his hands and Anarkist is threee quarters of the way
up the cage. Rick Jones and Amanda watch on as The Jeopardizer grabs
the steel and begins to quickly climb the cage, his high flying
abilities and lighter weight means he travels a lot faster than
Anarkist. The "Weapon of Mass Destruction" is so focused on the
effort required in climbing the cage that he doesn't notice The
Jeopardizer climbing up....Anarkist roars with pain as more blood
trickles from his hand, Hart Evans is still down on the inside.]
Sully: The Jeopardizer's going to try and
cut Anarkist off....I can't believe it, someone should stop this
madness right now!
JP: "Jay-Z" is simply paying Anarkist back,
if Anarkist thinks he is the real "WMD" then he obviously hasn't
given much thought to The Jeopardizer.
[Anarkist is almost at the top of the cage, he brings his leg up
and stops for a second...he looks down and sees "The Headliner" still
motionless on the floor below him...he looks up and sees the face of
The Jeopardizer. "Jay-Z" smiles, and brings the steel chair down on
the head of Anarkist...the former MWF World Champion sways, almost
falling...The Jeopardizer slams the chair down again and the "Weapon
of Mass Destruction" is sent crashing back down into the cage!]
Sully: My God! My God! My God!
JP: He did it! The Jeopardizer just
destroyed Anarkist's MWF World Championship dream!
Sully: Surely Anarkist can't win it from
here? He's just been given two chair shots and sent flying from the
top of the cage for the second time tonight!
JP: Hart Evans is moving! Hart Evans is
moving!
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