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[You better loose yourself!' The majority of the crowd jumps up
and cheer as Jae Dee Ar walks out confidently to 'Loose yourself' by
Eminem. Jae Dee Ar enters the ring as Peter Santos announces the
match.]
Peter Santos: The following tag team contest is scheduled for
one fall. Introducing first, from Tokyo, Japan, weighing in at
222lbs� Jae Dee Ar!
[Jae Dee Ar raises both arms and punches the air, awaiting
Anarkist and Avail. Before the two heels appear, Jae Dee Ar's partner
The Grudge slowly makes his way out to join Jae Dee Ar with 'Grudge'
by Tool playing in the background.]
Peter Santos: And the partner, on his way to the ring from
Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 204lbs� The Grudge!
[The two wrestlers meet in the ring and high five. They talk to
each other quietly.]
JP: I've gotta admit, Sully. The Grudge and
Jae Dee Ar seem the underdogs in this match.
Sully: I'm going for Anarkist and Avail,
JP!
[The crowd are already booing all round the arena, knowing what's
next. Then 'Papercut' by Linkin Park hits the PA system.]
JP: Anarkist isn't getting much of a
reception, and he's not even out here yet!
Peter Santos: From Toronto, Ontario Canada,
weighing in at 313lbs� Anarkist!
[Anarkist walks out with his new look, mask-less face. He has a
sadistic smile on his face as he walks down to the bottom of the
short ramp, and stops. Nirvanas 'Rape me' echoes around the arena as
Avail walks out clad in baggy jeans and a bandana around his head. He
smiles as he joins Anarkist who's staring into the ring.]
Peter Santos: And the partner, making his way to the ring, from
Boston, Mass', weighing in at 170lbs� Avail!
[Anarkist and Avail dive under the bottom rope, and Avail gets
there first. Avail runs at The Grudge who is ready and executes an
impress spinebuster! Avail holds his back in pain, and crawls over to
the corner. The more experienced Anarkist clotheslines Grudge down to
the floor, and grabs Jae Dee Ar around the waist. He charges him into
the corner.]
Sully: I told you Anarkist would win this
match! He's so strong!
[Avail slowly makes his way up to his feet. Anarkist helps up his
teammate, and looks at Jae Dee Ar still in the corner. Referee Grant
August is yet to form any order in the match. Anarkist picks up his
own partner Avail, who is willing to do it. Anarkist backs up, then
runs forward a little way and, with-ease, throws Avail off his
shoulders and Avail goes crashing into the corner onto Jae Dee Ar
with a spinning wheel kick!]
JP: Man! Did you see that, Sully?
[Avail crawls out of the ring, to the outside, as Jae Dee Ar
stumbled forward. The Grudge takes his place behind the ropes in the
corner, thanks to August. Anarkist takes advantage of Jae Dee Ar's
grogginess, and hits a hard slam to the mat. He picks up Jae Dee Ar
and whips him to the ropes; Avail is up in the correct corner and
hits a cheating blow to the head of Jae Dee Ar with his fist. Grant
August tells off Avail giving Anarkist a chance to pummel away on Jae
Dee Ar with right hands. Anarkist stands back and watches as Jae Dee
Ar slowly gets to his feet. Anarkist kicks the man back down, and
tags in Avail.]
JP: Pretty one-sided so far. But Avail comes
in now to continue the beating on Jae Dee Ar.
Sully: This is gonna be a one-sided match,
JP! Mark my words.
[Avail flies in through the bottom rope, and Anarkist and Avail
hit a double-suplex on the challenger. Avail hops onto Jae Dee Ar and
goes for a cover. 1� 2� Jae Dee Ar just manages to kick out.]
JP: Close call...
[The Grudge is getting impatient on the outside. Jae Dee Ar looks
dazed as he reaches out trying to make the tag to Grudge but he is a
good few feet away from the reaching fingertips of Grudge. Avail
picks up Jae Dee Ar, and stands him up in the centre of the ring. He
then goes against the bottom ropes. On his return, Avail slides
between the legs of Jae Dee Ar and rolls him up for a clever sunset
flip: 1� 2�. Again, Jae Dee Ar just manages to kick out.]
Sully: C'mon, Avail! Put him away!
[But the Grudge has had enough; he comes into the ring, ignoring
Grant August. He pushes the referee out of the way and yanks Avail
away from his partner. Anarkist sees red and enters the ring trying
to even things up. Grudge dodges Anarkist's attack and manages to DDT
the big guy! Anarkist holds his head on the canvas, as the Grudge
lifts up Avail. Avail tries to struggle, but Grudge hits a fisherman
buster!]
JP: Avail is out of it! Oh how the tables
have turned!
Sully: The Grudge shouldn't be in the ring!
Get out!
[The Grudge slides out of the ring, and Grant August tries to get
some order in the match again. Anarkist stumbles out of the ring, as
Jae Dee Ar slowly gets to his feet; he crawls over to The Grudge, and
makes the tag! But Avail is still down! The Grudge, now the legal-man
in the ring, fires at Anarkist with a leg-drop. He then bounces off
the ropes again and hits a bionic-elbow-drop on Avail. The crowd are
going nuts.]
Sully: Listen to this crowd, JP! They're
cheering for the wrong guys!
[Anarkist is now up on the apron, but August is hot on him, and
keeps him behind the ropes, on the apron. The Grudge taunts Avail as
he clutches his stomach, trying to make it to his feet. As Avail gets
to his feet he sees the Grudge about to finish it. The Grudge sets up
Avail for 'The Grudge Effect', but Anarkist comes flying through the
middle rope, and clotheslines The Grudge to the ground! Grudge gets
straight up, but is clotheslined over the top rope to the outside!
Jae Dee Ar enters the ring and takes Anarkist by surprise with a
drop-toe-hold. Avail catches Jae Dee Ar, however, with a spear! All
four men are down!]
JP: Look at the carnage in the ring! What a
match!
Sully: All four men are down. Anarkist, Jae
Dee Ar and Avail in the ring, and The Grudge on the outside!
[Anarkist is the first man up, and, not being the legal-man, he is
forced unwillingly out of the ring by Grant August. Anarkist
surprisingly does what he is told, and stands on the apron cheering
Avail on. But Jae Dee Ar has the fans on his side. Jae Dee Ar is on
his feet, but again August does his job, and sends Jae Dee Ar out
onto the apron, to the fans dislike. The Grudge enters the ring from
the outside, and Avail slowly gets to his feet.]
Sully: We've got order again, JP! It's now
Avail and The Grudge left in the ring.
[The Grudge charges at Avail, and uses his extra strength to knock
down Avail, but Grudge's momentum takes him right into the clutches
of Anarkist on the apron. Anarkist holds him up by the throat, and
then choke tosses him with ease back into the ring! Avail goes for
the cover: 1� 2� Jae Dee Ar breaks up the count! Jae Dee Ar escapes
the ring again, but not before hitting Avail over the head with his
knee.]
Sully: DID YOU SEE THAT?! The Jae Dee Ar
just hit Avail with his knee! Ring the bell that's a DQ!
JP: But the referee didn't see it. And what
about Anarkist's choke toss on The Grudge, huh?
Sully: That was different!
[Both Avail and The Grudge are both down in the ring; they're both
crawling to their partners for a tag. Grudge gets there first, and
tags in Jae Dee Ar. Jae Dee Ar is in the ring, just as Avail makes
the tag to Anarkist. Jae Dee Ar stands his ground as Anarkist comes
through with the sadistic smile on his face, but a look of anger
there too.]
JP: It's now down to Anarkist and Jae Dee
Ar!
[Anarkist locks up with Jae Dee Ar and immediately sends him down
to the mat. Jae Dee Ar gets back up and tries to take down Anarkist's
legs, but Anarkist just kicks him out of the way like a little puppy.
Jae Dee Ar stands up tall in the corner, and decided to climb the
turnbuckle, Anarkist runs over and climbs the turnbuckle alongside
Jae Dee Ar!]
JP: This one could be over soon,
Sully!
[The martial artist from Kawasaki turns round and sees Anarkist; a
look of fear is shown on his face as Anarkist reaches the very top
rope alongside Jae Dee Ar - both men are on the top rope!]
Sully: Things are looking bleak for Jae Dee
Ar, JP!
[Anarkist locks up with Jae Dee Ar and tries to pull him over for
a massive superplex down to the mat! But Jae Dee Ar won't budge! The
martial artist starts to fight back with powerful punches to the
abdomen of Anarkist. Anarkist starts to loose his balance but regains
it quickly.]
Sully: I can't watch, JP!
[Jae Dee Ar kicks Anarkist in the stomach, and again, this time
almost to the head! Then finally, Jae Dee Ar knocks Anarkist high off
the top turnbuckle with a final kick! Anarkist is surely out of it on
the mat as Jae Dee Ar regains his confidence. He then raises both his
arms, spins round still standing on the turnbuckle, and hits a
perfect, top-rope moonsault all the way to the mat onto the prone
body of Anarkist!]
JP: Oh my god! Moonsault! Moonsault by Jae
Dee Ar!
[Jae Dee Ar crawls back onto the body of Anarkist, as the impact
had flown him halfway across the ring! Jae Dee Ar hooks the leg of
Anarkist, and Grant August counts the pin-fall: 1� 2� SOMEBODY BROKE
UP THE COUNT! The mystery man gives August a little blow and the
referee falls down.]
Sully: Who the hell� where the hell!?
[In the time taken for Jae Dee Ar to hook the leg of Anarkist,
somebody had entered the ring flown halfway across it and broken up
the three-count! The man is wearing a black mask, and is firing right
hands at Jae Dee Ar! Grant August is holding his ankle, oblivious to
what's happening in the ring! The man finally climbs off Jae Dee Ar
and forces August to count as Anarkist lays a droopy hand over Jae
Dee Ar.]
JP: Who the hell is this man! He's surely
just cost Jae Dee Ar and The Grudge their match!
[August slowly counts with one hand, holding his ankle with the
other: 1�� Grudge comes flying into the ring to help our Jae Dee Ar,
only to be stopped in his tracks by the mystery assailant! 2�� The
attacker lifts up Grudge and hits a move, which looks strangely
familiar to Justin Sane's 'Meltdown' finisher! 3�� With that, the man
rips off his mask revealing himself to be, none other than JUSTIN
SANE!]
JP: What the hell!! What is Justin Sane
doing here?! The crowd is giving mixed reactions to Sane! What is
going on? But why the hell didn't August disqualify him?
Sully: Anarkist and Avail has won this
thing!
Peter Santos: And your winners, through pinfall, Anarkist and
Avail!
[Avail comes into the ring, and helps Anarkist up. Avail is going
mad with the victory and he raises Anarkist's arm in victory. The
crowd is now booing. Justin Sane slowly walks up the ramp smiling as
Jae Dee Ar is crawling on the mat.]
JP: My god! What a night here in the MWF,
Justin Sane has just cost Jae Dee Ar and The Grudge the match!
Sully: Not suprised after Jae Dee Ar's
outburst at the start of the show....I'd do exactly the same, I can't
believe I am saying this, but well done Justin Sane!
[The crowd suddenly explode, and the hinges of the arena are
stretched to the maximum as "Hit Em Up" by Tupac comes from the PA
system, Justin Sane turns to look at the entrance way in awe as red
lights flicker and from behind the curtain to a standing ovation
walks MWF World Champion, Ross Allen.]
JP: There he is...the man who is the
MWF!
Sully: 'The man who is the MWF...' JP will
you get a hold of yourself, you're so far up your Allen's ass that
I'm surpised your face isnt brown!
JP: Sullivan!
[Ross Allen is walking down the entrance ramp, the young Justin
Sane is frozen to the spot as Ross Allen walks past him, Allen's face
is a picture of calm....no sweat drips from his brow, and his eyes
are focused, Sane just turns and watches on. Anarkist in the ring
stands tall, Avail clears out as Ross Allen enters the ring, Jae Dee
Ar and The Grudge have cleared the ring and Anarkist stands alone.]
Sully: It's going to happen...right here and
now on Monday Night Dynamite...Anarkist and Ross Allen.
[Allen is now just five feet from Anarkist, the eyes of Anarkist
are burning with anger, like flames licking through gasoline, he
clenches his fist, Allen is thrown a mike by Peter Santos and he now
moves just three feet from Anarkist, he parts his lips slightly and
pauses, he listens as the crowd are chanting 'OLD SKOOL! OLD SKOOL!
OLD SKOOL!'.]
Allen: Hear that Anarkist.....hear
it?
[Anarkist turns his face to the crowd, and spits, Allen grabs
Anarkist by the shoulder and pulls him round and screams into his
face.]
Allen: YOU DON'T DO THAT TO MY FANS! [the
crowd go up like crazy at this, Anarkist doesn't move, almost
paralysed as Allen regains his composure.] You don't have the
right...to spit at the very people who pay for your existence in this
federation, Anarkist you've got what you want, me and you, next week,
title on the line!
[The crowd go wild with shock at this announcement.]
Sully: He's going to get what he
deserves!
JP: Yeah Anarkist is going to get a reckless
beating, all over the god damn arena, what a match that is going to
be.
Sully: I can't wait, it's going to be
something special, savour the moment JP, this is the last time you
see Ross Allen as the World Champion on Monday Night Dynamite!
[Ross Allen drops the mike, and turns and steps from the ring,
Anarkist still stands there, just watching, taking everything in,
Allen walks up the ramp to the cheers of the crowd as the screen
slowly fades out.]
JP: He sure knows how to use a
crowd...
Sully: But they'll be no use next
week.
JP: Oh yeah?
Sully: Yeah...what use is one thousand
people cheering your name when your opponent is pinning you?
JP: Because it motivates you, it makes you
explode inside and bring your arm up, I think we're out of time
Sully.
Sully: Damn, I was just getting into the
show!
JP: Goodnight folks, take care, and we'll
see you next week for Ross Allen versus Anarkist!
MWF is the Maximum Wrestling
Federation, all copywright to Edward Walker. Results brought to you
in conjuction with Joe Forrest and Sam King. We'd like to take a
moment to remember the seven astronauts who died in the tragedy
aboard Columbia, I'd also like us to hope that there is no war in the
Middle East, fighting in the ring is fine....fighting in the world is
not. And finally on a lighter note, happy birthday to Sam King who's
birthday was yesterday!
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