versus

Kid Insanity w/Biggles The Jenks

Singles Match

Referee: Grant August

Writer: Jamie Rogerson

Sully: Are you ready for this, JP?

JP: Yes I am!

Sully: It's time for Kid Insanity to get insane on Sean Harley ass!

JP: Harley has proven time and time before that he is a great athlete.

["Insane Insane Insane" begins to play over the arena sound system, as the fans jump to their feet and begin to boo. Stepping out from behind the curtains comes Kid Insanity, with an arrogant grin on his face. Throwing his arms in to the air, he makes his way down to the ring, moving out of the way quickly as fans threw bits of trash towards him. He is followed by Biggles The Jenks. He quickly slides into the ring, and gets up to his feet, walking towards the corner, and stepping up onto the second rope. He then begins to look about the fans, getting a few more boos.]

Peter Santos: This match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, weighing in at 225 lbs, from Las Vegas, accompanied by Biggles The Jenks, Kid Insanity!

[Kid Insanity jumps down from the turnbuckle and speaks to Biggles The Jenks. "Last Man Standing" by Biohazard hits. The fans quickly turned there boos to cheers, as 'The Phoenix' Sean Harley comes running down the ramp. He slides under the ropes and turns and poses to the crowd.]

Peter Santos: And the opponent, making his return to the MWF, weighing in at 220 lbs., from Chelmsford, England� 'The Phoenix' Sean Harley!

JP: Look at Harley! He's ready for this one.

[With Harley's back to him, Kid quickly sets off towards him, taking him down to the mat with a clothesline. The fans begin to boo loud as he begins to stick the boots to Harley. Kid Insanity quickly reaches down, grabbing Harley to his feet, and executing a German suplex. Sean Harley swiftly gets up as Kid Insanity sends a stiff kick in to his gut, and grabbing him by the wrist, whipping him into the corner buckles with some force. The impact on Harley back sends him stumbling to the mat; Kid Insanity ignoring the fans reaction grabs Sean Harley by the head and locks him in a headlock. Kid stares at the crowd, as he applies more pressure. Sean Harley begins to battle out, slamming his elbow into the stomach of Kid Insanity. He breaks loose from the hold and whips Kid across the ring into the ropes, as Kid comes back he leap frogs over Sean Harley and comes back off the opposite rope and slams his boot into Harleys back sending him to the mat again. Kid Insanity begins to stomp down onto his back as the fans carry on booing him.]

Sully: I told you, JP! This is Kid Insanity's night to prove himself.

JP: It's Harley's return as well and he won't go down that easily.

[Kid Insanity goes for the quick cover but only gets a one count, from referee Grant August. As both men get to their feet, Kid quickly pushes Sean back into the turnbuckles, and begins stomping away on him, making Sean drop down. He then places his boot across his neck, and begins pushing down on it, cutting off Harley's air supply. Grant begins to count, but Biggles the Jenks jumps onto the outside of the apron, as Grant turns his attention to her. Kid Insanity takes this time to choke Harley with his hands. Grant gets Biggles the Jenks off the ring and turns back and makes Kid break the choke. Kid ignores Grant for awhile before Grant pulls him from Harley. Kid begins to argue with Grant, before turning back to Harley, who by now is back to his feet. Harley hits Kid with a quick right hand, Kid takes a step back as Harley throws another punch towards him.]

JP: Look at Harley go!

Sully: What, he's going? Oh good. Bye Sean, it was nice knowing you.

JP: Very funny, he's fighting back!

[Having Kid on the back foot, Harley quickly runs back against the ropes, and comes charging towards Kid at full speed. Quickly leaping into the air, he sends Kid flying down to the mat with a dropkick, bringing the fans back to life. Harley bounces straight back up to his feet, grabbing Kid Insanity up and hitting a thumping knee to his kidney. Kid bends over slightly as Harley delivers a Tiger driver. Harley gets back up as he claps his hands together, the fans do the same! Kid gets onto one knee as Harley sizes him up. As Kid gets to both feet Harley slams a right to his stomach and lifts him onto his shoulders.]

JP: Its back, 'The Order Of The Phoenix'!

Sully: I'm so delighted!

[As Harley has Kid Insanity on his shoulders yet again Biggles the Jenks jumps onto the apron. Harley just drops Kid to the mat and walks over to Biggles the Jenks with fire in his eyes. As he gets closer, she jumps back down and gives off a bitchy smile. Kid Insanity has crawled over to him and rolls him up in a pin. He gets a sneaky two count before Harley breaks out. Harley is first up, and as Kid gets up he is sent back down by a clothesline, Kid Insanity is quickly back up and is just as quick sent back down by another clothesline. This time, Kid gets back on all fours as Harley cockily pushes him down with his foot.]

JP: I think the fans are enjoying this as much as Harley is right now.

[Harley picks Kid Insanity up and attempts to whip him into the ropes. But Kid reverses the whip, though, sending Harley against the ropes, as he comes back he is taken straight over Kids head with a belly-to-belly overhead suplex. Insanity gets to his feet and drags Harley up and pulls him to the corner. He then begins to climb up to the top rope with Harley wrapping his arm around his neck, and pulling him up and over, sending him crashing down into the mat with a top rope suplex.]

JP: My god Sully, did you see that?

Sully: Of course. That my friends is the insanity that Harley just doesn't have.

[With the fans booing Kid Insanity makes his way to the top rope again. He turns his back to the ring and leaps backwards performing a moonsault but hitting nothing but mat. Sean had seen it coming, and quickly moved out of the way. Harley shakes the cobwebs away and coolly walks over to Kid who's rolling about on the mat in pain. Harley grabs Kids legs and hooks them across setting him in the sharpshooter. Kid Insanity begins to scream in pain as Harley is the one beginning to look insane as he laughs. With the move locked in the centre of the ring, the fans began to cheer wildly, for Harley.]

JP: He's going to tap! Harleys going to win �

Sully: Kid Insanity loves pain, he will pull through.

JP: Well he's the one screaming in agony.

[Kid begins to squirm as he moves towards the ropes, getting nowhere fast. He continues to scream out in pain, as Harley begins to add even more pressure on to his lower back. Kid Insanity using his last drop of strength he pushes himself up and begins crawling to the ropes ignoring all the pain in his body. Edging closer and closer to the ropes, he reaches his arm out, and begins to move it down.]

Sully: He's almost there.

[Harley keeping hold of Kid's legs, but releasing the pressure a little. He drags Kid back across the ring and sits down putting all the pressure back on Kid Insanity. With nowhere else to go, Kid's fate seems sealed. Still screaming out in pain, he drops his hand down on to the mat once.]

JP: He tapped the mat! That's a tap out, right?!

Sully: No! Kid Insanity wouldn't tap out, he just dropped his hand.

[Kid Insanity begins to crawl back towards the ropes, with sweat pouring down his face as the fans are eager to see him tap out. He reaches out and just manages to grab hold of the bottom rope. Harley quickly pulls Kid up to his feet, wasting no more time. He quickly lifts him up into the air by his side, and dropping him down on to his head, with 'The Order Of The Phoenix'!]

JP: This ones got to be over now!

Sully: One� Two�

JP: Thr� No he kicked out, how the hell?

Sully: Fans this ones still going on!

[Sean Harley stands over Kid Insanity and signals for the Fiery Grave. Kid slowly gets to his feet when the crowd explodes as Babe E. Blue runs to the ring and gets the ref's attention. The ref is telling Babe to go to the back but Babe continues to distract the ref as Jay T slides into the ring behind Sean Harley. Harley hits Kid Insanity with the Fiery Grave and covers Kid waiting for the ref's count to begin. The count never begins so Harley stands up and as he turns towards the ref Jay T hits Harley with the Hard Knock Life. Harley hits the mat and Jay T rolls Kid Insanity over on to Sean Harley and Babe points the ref over to the pin and he promptly starts the count. 1...2...3! As Jay T walks backwards looking at the ring the fans can read his lips as he mouths the words, "Now we're even." Kid locks eyes with Jay T as Jay T makes his way up the ramp and to the back.]

JP: My God! Did you just see that?

Sully: I sure as hell did...what the hell just happened?

JP: I really don't think we want to know.

Peter Santos: And your winner, through pinfall, Kid Insanity!