You asshole! I'm gonna let you come home and kiss your sweet daughter goodbye and then I'm gonna FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!
I just found the cooler in the garage... and all I'll say is, have you ever smelled oysters that have been baking in a sealed cooler in a hot garage for a week?????
I'll leave it for you to clean out, mon petit fucking ami, but in the meantime I'm just gonna go get a new cooler.
Don't write. Don't call. Don't email. I'm pissed. God, I can smell it on me... it is about the most gross thing I've ever smelled... I DIDN'T look. YOU will clean it.
xoxoxoxorrrrrrrrr me
.
All contents of this website Copyright c 2003, 2004 Max Harrick Shenk