~The Man with tha Greatest eHw Debut Ever!~ John ~Not a Wigger~ Cena: Yo, Mike Awesome, you just saw your future dawg! You think that you can bring me down! HELL NAH! I'm gonna give you an F-U, after that you gonna be coughin like you got the flu! Now here I stand the better man, Mike Awesome can do somethin', noone else can, you the only eHw dude who jerks off another man! Now maybe Mike Awesome could tell me the truth, why the hell ya body look like you in ya youth? I wanna ask you this, why you lose your Championship? Was it cause you fight like a bitch? Or was it cause you just an eHw Glitch! Now there's somethin special about the John CE, and you know what that is? YOU CAN'T SEE ME!
Cena makes his way backstage to a roar of cheers.
