A white limo pulls up to The Arena in Oakland, California but the limousine driver says....

~The Highest Paid Limo Driver in the World Because he Drives...~ Limo Driver #1: Excuse me, you don't want to do that Mr. Coachman. No, trust me you do not want to do that! This man does not want to be disturbed right now so, he will see you later ok? Thank you!

Just then The Coach turns around from the limo and runs into John Cena.

~The Docta of Thuganomics~ John ~Word Life~ Cena: Whoa, whoa, whoa Coach where you think you goin? You know, there are rumors that the man is in town, so maybe you should watch ya back before you get thrown into the crowd! Now the truth is is you just a wanna be me! And Coach.... YOU CAN'T SEE ME!

John Cena walks away with a smirk on his face as The Coach gets ready to go down to the ring with an un-happy look.

eHw Fades into a Commercial Break:


YJ Stinger:


John Cena: Stingers The New Drink it's all over the streets man!


Look for the Yellow Yacket all over the Green Can!


It'll pump Adreniline Like a Giant Machine Man!


Drink anything else?


That's just obscene man!


Need a pickup in your daily routine man?


It'll BLAST like a Fire with Gasoline Man!


Make sure the Simple Citrus is up in your hand,


Ten Times the energy of any Heavy Metal Band!


Yall don't know by now I'ma Smack Ya Crew


This is YJ Stinger straight from Stacker 2!


This YJ Stinger is the energy king,


So Go on, catch the buzz, feel the sting.


John Cena vs. Hardcore Holly Deathmatch Title at Sanitarium.


The eHw comes back from the commercial and Jonathon Coachman is standing by a lockerroom wondering who si in it.


~Popcorn Fart~ Jonathon ~The Coach~ Coachman: Now, Since I am the best announcer in the eHw! I think I deserve to be here standing next to a surprise superstar's! Now, in WWE, Superstars Torchered me, like The Rock, but in WWE-TF I will not be discriminated by anyone and I mean...


Just then The Rock opens up his Lockerroom door and looks at the Coach!

~The People's Champion~ Dwayne ~The Rock~ Johnson: What, What the hell do you think your Doing Jabroni? Did'nt I tell you before? The Rock does'nt like The Coach! Well enough about you, I have a message.... FINALLY! THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO THE eHw! Whoo, Yeah Coach, you heard it baby, The Rock, The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment, is here, in eHw and he will be at Sanitarium as well! I do have a Tag Team Partner in eHw, who is it, you'll know later! Now, Popcorn Fart, yeah you Coach, The Rock has a question, ok? Well, The Rock want's to know what you think about The Rock being in the eHw....


~Popcorn Fart~ Jonathon ~The Coach~ Coachman: I think that it is.....


~The People's Champion~ Dwayne ~The Rock~ Johnson: IT DOES'NT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK! Now, really Coach, you should consider this an honor, and a record, The Rock has'nt Whooped Your Ass Yet! Now Coach, does the Rock think that he will lose at all in the eHw? Well what the hell are you doing, put that phone away Jabroni! I said put it away Coach!


Just then Security comes and takes The Rock away from the eHw Arena in Oakland, California.


~Popcorn Fart~ Jonathon ~The Coach~ Coachman: That's what you get Rock! That's what you get when you mess with The Coach! Now can you smell that?! Haha, people, I am The Coach, and, I just whooped The Rock's Ass!

 

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