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Scene: Shelton Benjamin is sitting at a club in downtown Cleveland, Ohio signing autographs for tons of female and male fans......

[The Shell Shocka, and Bed Rocka] Shelton Benjamin: Ladies, ladies, and gentlemen, I can sign a lot of autographs, but I can only sleep with a few women in a night! Heh, wait, hey! Sir, yeah, you, with that black shirt on, come up here for a second, it's your few seconds of fame with Mr. Benjamin! Hey, uhh, first off what's your name dude?

[Mattitude's Number One Follower] Natt Hardy: My name is Natt Hardy, VERSION ONE'S NUMBER ONE FOLLOWER!

[The Shell Shocka, and Bed Rocka] Shelton Benjamin: Mattitude? Uhh, what exactly is this whole "Mattitude" crap anyways? Shelton Benjamin, the Shell Shocka and Bed Rocka, is the true guy you should follow dawg! I mean, listen up bro, Shelton Benjamin is no loser, he's a former WWE Intercontinental and Tag Team Champion! And don't forget, he's me! Now, uh, what exactly is this Mattitude, see, down in South Carolina we have'nt heard of that! Only North Carolina who has them has, but, Natt Hardy, heh, what is Mattitude?

[Mattitude's Number One Follower] Natt Hardy: Mattitude is the belief that Matt Hardy is the best wrestler to ever live and.....

[The Shell Shocka, and Bed Rocka] Shelton Benjamin: Whoa! Yeah, that's definately a belief kid! Mattitude, heh, Matt Hardy the best? When he gets Shell Shocked and slammed across the ring and pinned, One, Two, Three, then tell me he's the best! I mean, hey man, I think that whatever you believe is great, but, don't think that the Shell Shocka, Mr. Benjamin, is just going to sit this one out! I beat Chris Jericho twice getting, and defending my WWE Intercontinental Championship, then defeated Christian, Tyson Tomko, and even VISCERA! Now, if you think some guy that needs to make versions of himself to make him seem good will beat me, you jumped on the wrong bandwagon! Matt Hardy, yeah, he's one of the greatest of all time in Tag Team action, but in singles, I won a more prestigious title then he ever has, and I wrestled in the WWE for shorter than him! Now, still believe he's the best?

[Mattitude's Number One Follower] Natt Hardy: I'm the Number One Follower of Mattitude, and that's never going to change! I don't care who you've beaten, have you beaten the Undertaker? No, you have'nt even done it once! He's done it TWICE IN A ROW! Heh, and what have you done? Beaten a loser like Christian? Pinned an "Ass Clown" like Chris Jericho?! Oh my god! You've beaten Viscera, big woop! Have you pinned guys like the Undertaker or Kane?!

[The Shell Shocka, and Bed Rocka] Shelton Benjamin: No, that has'nt been on my to do list sorry. But, I beat Eddie Guerrero, I beat Chavo Guerrero, you name them, I've probably beaten them dude! And, it's probably just gonna be another name added to my list this week! But, tell me, has Matt Hardy ever beaten Triple H?! Not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES IN A ROW?! No, he has'nt! I beat Triple H at the prime of his game, and guess what? I didn't stop there! When I pin Matt Hardy one, two, three, you'll bow to me man! The Shell Shocka, and Bed Rocka which ya'll ladies know, is here to show he's the best dude!

[Mattitude's Number One Follower] Natt Hardy: Wow! Big woop, you were part of the "Worlds Greatest Tag Team".... But, that was just a name! The Hardy Boyz, that's a way of life and they ARE the greatest Tag Team! And, this week, you're going to understand Team Xtreme, the way of life we live! V ONEAH! And, do you know what the Twist of Fate? It's not just some move that ends matches, it's a move that sends a message through your body: "I am the best!"

[The Shell Shocka, and Bed Rocka] Shelton Benjamin: Listen, why don't you stop kissing his ass and tell him that he might be getting new Versions of himself, but when he faces me, he's gonna need a whole 'nother UPGRADE! Whether it's a Dragon Whip, a Super Kick, Shell Shocka, T-Bone Suplex whatever dude, I'll beat him! See, just because we are from the two Carolina's, North Carolina and South Carolina, doesn't mean it's going to be a fight where either person lets up! See, all my life that I've known people from North Carolina, there's been a battle dawg. "North Carolina is the best man! South Carolina sucks! Now, tell me this.... Who has people asking for there autograph?! ME! Who has beaten Triple H WHILE HE WAS WORLD CHAMPION?! ME! So, don't tell me how good Matt Hardy is because I don't think he is that good at all! And, when I pin him.... One.... Two.... Three! You can understand that South Carolina IS the best man! Now, be honest people! Who is going to win? Shelton Benjamin, or Matt Hardy?!

The crowd where Shelton is getting Autographs all scream out "SHELTON BENJAMIN!"

[The Shell Shocka, and Bed Rocka] Shelton Benjamin: Heh, now kid, you really have to tell Matt Hardy something! Tell him a little simple message that will run through his mind forever, and ever! THERE AINT NO STOPPIN ME, YO!