' Bellboy ' Danny George: Shawn! Are you okay? I heard the coughing I thought Triple H busted in here or something.

SCENE - Shawn looks at him funny and takes the toothbrush from his lips.

' Bellboy ' Danny George: No, no, Shawn. I meant I thought you were pouding him into oblivion and I was gonna stop it, you don't wanna sacrafice your title match at WrestleMania. Lucky for him he didn't bust in.

' The Heartbreak Kid ' Shawn Michaels: Yeah, whatever, stop sucking up. He's lucky that Stephanie took advantage and planted that kiss on me. Had she not I would've ended Triple H right then and there. I coulda took him outta commission but Stephanie, as usual, let her lusting mind get to her and she tackled me like a horny German Shepherd or something. I mean did you see that?!

' Bellboy ' Danny George: Indeed. I always knew you were the better man, but now its undisputed when the man's wife wants you that bad. No wonder he doesn't wanna be friends anymore. He's jealous let alone selfish.

' The Heartbreak Kid ' Shawn Michaels: Yeah, I got some pretty good memories though to hang on to. That'll work until he's tired of HBK beatin' him into the dirt. Then maybe I'll let him tag along on the top of the mountain. Like Tails and Sonic.

' Bellboy ' Danny George: Good example, Shawn. I bet you do have some good memries, I remember a lot of memories from Degeneration X days. They were great!

' The Heartbreak Kid ' Shawn Michaels: Yeah, but I mean before then. I mean elementary school times. I remember I used to pull down my shorts and stick my butt out the school bus window mooning Mrs. Moore from across the street.

' Bellboy ' Danny George: Oh yeah, I bet that was great. Triple H must've laughed at that one and even tried it cuz he wanted attention.

' The Heartbreak Kid ' Shawn Michaels: Well...sorta. He used to stick his head out the window beside where my butt was and Mr. Madsen used to think we were twins!

' Bellboy ' Danny George: Ah hahahaha!! I bet that was hilarious to you eh?

' The Heartbreak Kid ' Shawn Michaels: Kinda, don't tell anyone I told you this but that was before Mr. Moore the bus driver kicked Hunter off the bus. See he rode the short bus to school and I'd always try sneaking him onto the regular kids' bus but never worked. That's the one thing I can say I failed at, making Triple H smart.

' Bellboy ' Danny George: Ah ha! That answers a lot of questions around here, Shawn. Thanks for the tip man!

' The Heartbreak Kid ' Shawn Michaels: Anytime, Dan Man. Now if you'll excuse me, I'd like to get Steph's dog breath outta here cuz its making me sick again.

' Bellboy ' Danny George: Yeah, you even smell like her. It's making me gag too, Shawn. She did hug you mighty close that stuff could cause brain damage, smells horrible. She sweats that bad?

' The Heartbreak Kid ' Shawn Michaels: Animals perspire also. While she's got dog breath she smells like a wet cat in the in the sewers during the summer.

' Bellboy ' Danny George: Haha, I think the cat might smell a bit better, Shawn. Oh, and before I go, you do know that Stacy and Randy are coming back, "This time with a vengeance" Stacy says.

' The Heartbreak Kid ' Shawn Michaels: What? How many times is this? Three, four? That's nothing to write home about, Danny boy. She's just going to come back, get pounded by another diva, get put BACK on the shelf, and meanwhile Randy and Batista will be pounding each other into oblivion.

' Bellboy ' Danny George: And Matt Hardy? Heard the rumors?

' The Heartbreak Kid ' Shawn Michaels: 'Course I heard the rumors, I'm the first to know when I want to. And after I found out I realized that I didn't really want to. Y2Jackass is back, Stacy's returning, Matt Hardy rumors! And have you seen the card for RAW?

' Bellboy ' Danny George: Oh yeah, brutal. Sucks for you to have to fight Jericho, let alone Hunter being the gueset referee!

' The Heartbreak Kid ' Shawn Michaels: Yeah, well you hear this, chump stain. Don't expect much of a Jericho versus Michaels bout. Because the first time Hunter tries to screw me outta this match I'm gonna run him into the ground!

SCENE - Danny nods and smiles before walking out the room. He shuts the door behind him and Shawn gargles and spits again into the sink. He looks into the mirror and looks at his teeth. He looks satiffied and then puts his toothbrush away. He turns and leaves the room headed downstairs for some food! Scene fades away with Shawn Michaels leaving his hotel room.