A white limo pulls up to The Arena in San Diego, California but the limousine driver says....
~The Highest Paid Limo Driver in the World Because he Drives...~ Limo Driver #1: Excuse me, you don't want to do that Mr. Coachman. No, trust me you do not want to do that! This man does not want to be disturbed right now so, he will see you later ok? Thank you!
Just then The Coach turns around from the limo and runs into John Cena.
~The Docta of Thuganomics~ John ~Word Life~ Cena: Whoa, whoa, whoa Coach where you think you goin? Heh, You know, there are rumors that the man is in town, so maybe you should watch ya back before you get thrown into the crowd! Now the truth is is you just a wanna be me! Coach I'm the one who got the BMW Z Three! All you got is a microphone and a goatee. I'm wearin my Throwback Jersey, but your face really throw me! And you talkin bout bein da boss here in WWE-TF, man only thing you the king of us having bad breath! Now John Cena, he be throwin up the W's! And no one ever been in true f$%kin love with you! Coach, maybe you should do what your friends do, oh yeah you don't have none. The F-U hit you so hard it'll feel like a magnum! And rumor is, The Rock is in the house, hope he don't mess yo face up even more and ruin it with you spouse! I hope he give you The People's Elbow! Look at yo doofy ass you look like the black version of Elmo! Well, PEACE is all I got to say, because I could keep runnin' my mouth all day! And Coach, get a new job before you get smacked up, you don't like me? I could'nt give a fuck! And when The Rock Whoops Your Ass I'ma laugh mine off, he gonna really prove that he the best there is. And I hear that you won't get taken advantage of in the WWE-TF, you a liar, I tear your ass apart like I have a set of pliers! Man what the hell are you a fake ass dude? Man, it be just like YJ Stinger, you ain't heard of me I'ma Smack Yo Crew! So listen up before Cena Sting, one flick from me is more powerful than all The Coach Bring! Team Bring It is here so what you gonna do? Get a group of people who don't even listen to you? Cena and Rock be Rockin the Block, he here dawg, why don't you go suck some cock?! Than again, guys and girls both dis-like you. The Reason? You Look like a human Scooby Doo! Two more things before The champ goes, man unlike you I be pimpin the hoes! Just don't forget Coach, you a wanna be! And John Cena is tellin you...... YOU CAN'T SEE ME!
John Cena walks away with a smirk on his face as The Coach gets ready to go down to the ring with an un-happy look.
WWE-TF Fades into a Commercial Break:
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There is a Commercial that Shows The Rock's Past Achievements: Just than The Rock shows up on the screen..... FINALLY! THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO THE WWE-TF!
The WWE-TF comes back from the commercial and Jonathon Coachman is standing by a lockerroom wondering if The Rock is really in it.
~Popcorn Fart~ Jonathon ~The Coach~ Coachman: Now, Since I am the best announcer in the WWE-TF! I think I deserve to be here standing next to a lockerroom that says The Rock! Now, in WWE, Superstars Torchered me, like The Rock, but in WWE-TF I will not be discriminated by anyone and I mean anyone! I have a crew of mine. Yes ladies and gentleman The Coach has a Crew and they will defeat every single superstar in the WWE-TF, but than again... No One is even expected to beat them. Especially not The Rock I mean who would think the Rock would beat anyone?!
Just then The Rock opens up his Lockerroom door and looks at the Coach!
~The People's Champion~ Dwayne ~The Rock~ Johnson: Heh, that's funny Coach, The Rock can't Beat La Resistance.... Watch me! And What? What the hell do you think your Doing Jabroni? Did'nt I tell you before? The Rock does'nt like The Coach! Well enough about you, I have a message.... FINALLY! THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO THE WWE-TF! Whoo, Yeah Coach, you heard it baby, The Rock, The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment, is here, in eHw and he will be at Sanitarium as well! The Rock does have a Tag Team Partner here in the WWE-TF! Who is it, well, The Rock can't tell you right now, but, a promise from The Rock, you'll know later! Now, Popcorn Fart, yeah you Coach, The Rock has a question, ok? Well, The Rock want's to know what you think about The Rock being in the WWE-TF....
~Popcorn Fart~ Jonathon ~The Coach~ Coachman: I think that it is.....
~The People's Champion~ Dwayne ~The Rock~ Johnson: IT DOES'NT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK! Now, really Coach, you should consider this an honor, and a record, The Rock has'nt Whooped Your Ass Yet! Now Coach, does the Rock think that he will lose at all in the eHw? Well what the hell are you doing, put that phone away Jabroni! I said put it away Coach!
Just then Security comes and begins to take The Rock away from the WWE-TF Arena in San Diego, California after he gets a few words in.
~The People's Champion~ Dwayne ~The Rock~ Johnson: Oh, so you think you can Kick The Rock's ass Coach? JUST BRING IT!
~Popcorn Fart~ Jonathon ~The Coach~ Coachman: Just Bring It? Oh, I think it was just brought Rock! And that's what you get Rock! That's what you get when you mess with The Coach! Now can you smell that?! Haha, people, I am The Coach, and, I just whooped The Rock's Ass! Now I'm going to the ring to make an announcement? Okay?
The Coach walks down to the ring and begins talking while Mick Foley is already in the ring.
~Popcorn Fart~ Jonathon ~The Coach~ Coachman: Ha, Mick, anything you have to say does not match what I do okay? Now, here is a group of people I'd like you to meet, Renee Dupree and Sylvain Greneir... La Resistance!
Commercial:
Versus
For the Hardcore Title! Will this be a Fair Match with Paul Heyman at Ringside? Or will this be even if The Rock n' Sock Connection are back together? Heidenreich has the size, but does he know what he's in for against The Hardcore Legend Mick Foley? We will see Thumbtacks and Barbie in this match as a Monster and a Legend go Toe to Toe!
Commercial:
As We Come back from a commercial break, Mick Foley is standing in the ring. But before he can say anything The Coach and La Resistance make there way down to the ring.
~Popcorn Fart~ Jonathon ~The Coach~ Coachman: Mick, we here want to make sure The Rock n' Sock Connection never gets under way! So Sylvain, Renee, kick his ass!
La Resistance makes there way into the ring and does circles around Mick Foley so he can not make an escape. They look like they are about to take out Foley. but before they can go in for the kill The Rock Runs down to the ring with a different set of clothes on because he snuck into the arena, and he Clothesline's The Coach and than starts runs into the ring to even the odds against La Resistance.
The Rock than begins to stare at La Resistance and looks at Mick Foley and than back at La Resistance.
The Rock Begins to talk on the microphone dissing La Resistance.
~The People's Champion~ Dwayne ~The Rock~ Johnson: FINALLY! THE ROCK
Mick Foley Grabs A Mic.
~The Hardcore Legend~ Mick ~Mankind~ Foley: AND SOCK! HAVE COME BACK TO SAN DIEEEEEEEEGO!
~The People's Champion~ Dwayne ~The Rock~ Johnson:Hah, what? What the hell are you two looking at? Oh, your mad at me because I took out Popcorn Fart over there are'nt you? Heh, well you French Bastards, nothing against the French, but uh, Sylvain, Renee, Hey Mick, uh, is'nt Renee a womans name? Well who cares, as I was saying you can kiss The Rock's American Ass! American Ass! Heh, you know, The Rock is here in the WWE-TF and he is here to stay! Mick Foley and The Rock, The Rock N' Sock Connection, are here to stay! So.... Please, do The Rock n' Sock Connection a Favor and...... Watch Your Lips..... Because They're About to Be Slapped Off!
Just then The Rock and Mick Foley run at La Resistance and get into a fist fight. The Rock Levels Sylvain Grenier with a Clothesline. Renee Dupree begins to do the French Tickler after a vicious attack on Mick Foley.
The Rock see's this so he turns im him around and nails him with a Rock Bottom! Robert Conway runs at the Rock who turns him around and punches him into the Turnbuckle!
The Rock than Turns around and See's Sylvain Grenier running at him so he Nails him with the People's Spinebuster! The Rock than set's him up for the People's Elbow!
He than calls Mick Foley over for the Double People's Elbow bringing back the Memories of the Rock n' Sock Connection!
They Run of the Ropes and Nail It! Just then, The Coach comes into the ring with a Chair but The Rock just looks at him and he Stops. The Rock calls Someone Down from Backstage and Eugene comes running to the ring! He Gives The Coach A Rock Bottom and than picks him up for the Stunner! "ROCK n' Sock" Chants Start along with "Eugene" Chants. The Three Superstars Make there way backstage to an explosion of Cheers.
The Rock is than seen backstage 5 Minutes Later talking to a Production Assistant.
~The People's Champion~ Dwayne ~The Rock~ Johnson: Hey! Man, how you doin?
~This PA Sucks~ Jimmy: I'm Doing....
~The People's Champion~ Dwayne ~The Rock~ Johnson: IT DOES'NT MATTER HOW YOUR DOING! Heh, consider that an Honor Kid. Well, The Rock is wearing these, pretty decent clothes right? Right. Now, you know that Jacket and Pant's The Rock was wearing? Yes, Yes you Do don't Lie, well get those for him Lil Man Okay? Thanks. Wow, that Kid is So getting fired, haha.
5 Minutes Later the PA Comes Back with The Rock's Clothes.
~The People's Champion~ Dwayne ~The Rock~ Johnson: Whoa, Chico, What Took you so long?
~This PA Sucks~ Jimmy: I'm Sorry Sir it won't Happen again. The People they were....
~The People's Champion~ Dwayne ~The Rock~ Johnson: IT DOES'NT MATTER WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG KID! Joey...
~This PA Sucks~ Jimmy: It's Jimmy Sir.
~The People's Champion~ Dwayne ~The Rock~ Johnson: Hey! Shut the Hell Up! The Rock knows what your name is and your name is Joey okay?! Good no problems. And since when did The Rock Say you could correct The People's Champion? Jesus Joey The Rock is wondering right now.... What's wrong with you? This has to be an off day for you because if it's not wow The Rock would hate to be around when it is an off day for you! There's a lot of talent out in the WWE-TF and The Rock needs to be careful and not get hurt and now The Rock could be in jeaporday by having to stand so long listening to your crap! Oh, thank you a seat. Well Joey, your not too bad, but you do have some problems. You are a pretty ugly kid that is a problem! And don't call The Rock Sir Okay Joey? I'm Mr. Johnson to you get it? Well good. Hey, will you leave The Rock alone so he can get changed some privacy while he gets change? I mean Joey come on! You really, you really are having a bad day man. And if you do this more often chances are your going to get fired! And The Rock likes you but pick up the slack! You need to be right on time and always right, you get that? Good. Now, Joey, listen to this Okay? If you want to be like The Rock and win over the Millions....
AND MILLIONS!
~The People's Champion~ Dwayne ~The Rock~ Johnson: Of The Rock's fans, you have to be about the people! That's why I am the People's Champ! Now, The People's Strudel needs some time to get changed Alright, your a good kid..... God that kid sucks.
The Rock shakes his head and begins to get changed as the camera fades away. 3 Minutes Later The Rock Calls the PA back in.
~The People's Champion~ Dwayne ~The Rock~ Johnson: Hey Joey, uh, How is it that The Rock can get changed quicker than you can get him his clothes?! Well, forget it, Where is Eric Bischoff?
~This PA Sucks~ Jimmy: Down the hall Mr. Johnson you can't miss him.
~The People's Champion~ Dwayne ~The Rock~ Johnson: HEY! Your getting better at this no more sir, but still your telling The Rock what he can and can't do! You know, I like you kid, you have potential, but you suck right now. See ya later kid.
The Rock walks down the hall and runs into Eric Bischoff after a few seconds.
~The People's Champion~ Dwayne ~The Rock~ Johnson: Eric Bischoff! It's an honor! For you to be in my presence haha. I mean Eric I'm in the best shape of my life I'm the best Wrestler of all time! I beat Hulk Hogan, I beat Stone Cold, I beat Triple H! Hell, I could even beat your doofy ass if I had to! But yes, this has a point. Now I was wonderin, where the hell is my Title Shot haha.
~The People's Champion~ Dwayne ~The Rock~ Johnson: Eric, I don't like you, but, were here in a new era! The WWE-TF! And I'm asking, Not begging, but asking, will you be my friend? Now, no, if you diss the People, I will not be your friend, I will Lay a Smackdown! On Your Ass! Haha, now Eric, You've been a Bad Uncle, a Bad General Manager, and a Bad everything else! So Eric, please, make The Rock happy, go and get The Rock a Title Shot!
~Still an Ass Hole~ Eric ~Dick Face~ Bischoff: Rock, I've about had it up to here with you! The only Title your getting is The Title of: Lost to Eddie Guererro on Monday Night Raw! That's right Rock, it will be, The Rock vs. Eddie Guererro on Monday Night Raw and The Rock will be Pinned 1! 2! 3! Now what do you think about that Rock?
~The People's Champion~ Dwayne ~The Rock~ Johnson: Eric, what do you think about this? The Rock will Nail the Rock Bottom! The Rock will Nail the Most Electrifying Move in Sports Entertainment, The PEOPLE'S ELBOW! And than, I am going to put him in the People's Sharpshooter, now what do you think about that?
~Still an Ass Hole~ Eric ~Dick Face~ Bischoff: I Think Your Full of shit Rock! I think...
~The People's Champion~ Dwayne ~The Rock~ Johnson: IT DOES'NT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK DICK FACE! The Rock is the real Owner of WWE! He runs this place! He could easily kick your ass Eric! And The Rock n' Sock Connection is Back and in Buisness! Now what do you think about that?
~Still an Ass Hole~ Eric ~Dick Face~ Bischoff: I Thi....
~The People's Champion~ Dwayne ~The Rock~ Johnson: IT DOES'NT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK ERIC! For the Second Time Jesus man, what are you smoking?! I mean, The Rock and Mick Foley matter, the People Matter, YOU DON'T! The Rock wants a Title Shot Eric, I Mean The Rock is a Two Time wCw Champion, a Seven Time WWE Champion and a Two Time WWE Intercontinental Champion! And there's more! The Rock has won almost every Singles Division Title Possible! Now, your telling The Rock He's Going to lose? Well Eric, your the Loser Buddy, now IF YOU SMELLALALALALALALALA WHAT THE ROCK.... Is... Cookin. Heh.
The Rock walks away while Eric Bischoff looks upset.
The camera goes to Mick Foley who is standing in the ring with a microphone.
"Foley" Chants interrupt Mick as he tries to speak.
~The Hardcore Legend~ Mick ~Mankind~ Foley: BANG BANG!
The crowd goes wild as they realize The Hardcore Legend is really back!
~The Hardcore Legend~ Mick ~Mankind~ Foley: Now, earlier tonight I was interrupted by La Resistance. They realized that Mick Foley, the Hardcore Legend is back after The Coach and La Resistance got an Ass Whoopping by The Rock n' Sock Connection!
The crowd explodes again as Mick Foley has a smile on his face. Foley than has a serious look on his face as the crowd gets quieter.
~The Hardcore Legend~ Mick ~Mankind~ Foley: The real issue I'm out here about is Heidenreich. In WWE I saw him destroy a One-Hundred-Fourty Pound Ring Announcer, does that make you proud? Does it make you proud that you destroyed someone who can't even wrestle?! Does it make you proud that you can do that? I mean, you were never in matches as Hardcore as you will be on Monday Night Raw! You are going Toe to Toe with the Hardcore Legend Mick Foley! But, Mick Foley would not destroy you with chairs and stuff, no, BUT! I know someone who would! That someone is facing you! You might be thinking "Well I am Facing Mick Foley!" NO! You are facing.... MANKIND!
The crowd errupts into a standing ovation for Mankind's Return!
~The Hardcore Legend~ Mick ~Mankind~ Foley: Now, you might say this also. "You said that when you Lost to Randy Orton why would you beat me?!" Why would I beat you? The same reason Randy Orton beat me! I'm better at this point in time! If Randy Orton were to step into the ring with me right now, it would be another Battle for the Ages! Who is the real Hardcore Legend? Not Mick Foley, But you know who is? MANKIND! Randy Orton is without a doubt one of the Greatest Superstars already! But, Mankind is by far The Greatest Hardcore Wrestler of All Time! And Heidenreich, I have a few questions for you! Did you ever go Toe to Toe With The Undertaker, Triple H, Randy Orton, Shawn Micheals and Jake ~The Snake~ Roberts?! NO! You know who did? I did! I am the Hardcore Legend and this upcoming Raw I will win the Hardcore Title! And than my friend and partner The Rock will win the World Heavyweight Championship! Than, you want to know what's going to happen? Do You? The Rock n' Sock Connection will win Tag Team Gold! Now, what I do understand is that some people, don't want Mick Foley back.
The Crowd begins to boo...
~The Hardcore Legend~ Mick ~Mankind~ Foley: They want, Mr. Socko and Mankind!
Foley takes out Mr. Socko and puts him on his hand and raises him in the air!
Just then La Resistance jumps out of the Crowd and attacks Mick Foley from behind with The French Flags beating him to a pulp! La Resistance than picks him up and Nails Him with the Bonjour! Renee Dupree than lift him up into a Double Brainbuster and than pick him up one last time for a Double Powerbomb! La Resistance Poses before The Rock runs down to the ring with a Steel Chair and scares them away! As La Resistance makes there way over the guardrail and runs through the crowd away from The Rock EMT's come down to the ring to Aid Mick Foley. Foley is taken to the hospital but while he's there a lot goes on....
Backstage The Rock is met up by security.
~The People's Champion~ Dwayne ~The Rock~ Johnson: Whoa! Your trying to take The People's Champion away? Why Huh? Why?! What did The Rock do huh? Well, whoa whoa! Your not security... Your the cops! Your gonna arrest me.... Okay....
The Rock is taken from the arena but while he's in the Policeman's Car The Coach Yells at Him...
~Popcorn Fart~ Jonathon ~The Coach~ Coachman: Ha! Rock, and don't worry, Mick will be fine in the Hospital Jabroni haha!
Towards the end of the Live Event La Resistance is posing in the ring when a Bloody Mick Foley makes his way down to the ring with Barbie! La Resistance quickly exits the ring as Mick Makes his way back up the ramp and poses!
